EPTFit to Lick? - Page 13
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Phlatline
Croatia176 Posts
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BillClinton
232 Posts
to the op: use baby oil (sunflower oil) when u shave your butt hole, then u wont have any problems after this is really recommended for people who have itching problems after going to the toilet ask your proctologist | ||
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Kittan
Poland3999 Posts
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Dbars
United States273 Posts
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Ropid
Germany3557 Posts
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Stress
United States980 Posts
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BillClinton
232 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:24 travis wrote: what i learned from this is that OP seems to have an interest in licking buttholes you cant imagine how many people like to do it | ||
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RockIronrod
Australia1369 Posts
I'm thinking about switching to wet wipes. | ||
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Geo.Rion
7377 Posts
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On July 04 2012 22:32 Geo.Rion wrote: What the actual.... I dont even.... How's a thread like this on TL, im shell-shocked He'll be in this thread soon don't worry. You gotta shave tht shit dude! | ||
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Existential
Australia2107 Posts
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xTrim
472 Posts
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote: Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place. Yeah those are great. It's kind of weird you have a name for it though.. For anyone of you who feel sick after reading this thread, i highly recommend [url blocked]. As a fairly hairy person, I can only wish you good luck. I must ask you though: how are you even sure you're not clean enough to be licked? Usually it's kind of hard to tell. Do you have some kind of mirror contraption set up so that you can view your bum in great detail after wiping? | ||
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Fragile51
Netherlands15767 Posts
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BillClinton
232 Posts
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Stitch
Hong Kong134 Posts
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Guamshin
Netherlands295 Posts
It sure worked though, have to admit it's pretty funny :D. | ||
Firebolt145
Lalalaland34507 Posts
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:04 Guamshin wrote: You guys have all been trolled, I mean, just look at his name and Posts count. It sure worked though, have to admit it's pretty funny :D. How is that a troll? It's a legitimate concern. | ||
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote: Sounds expensive... PROTIP: You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later. Oh jesus christ.. | ||
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