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Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 12:18:59
July 04 2012 12:18 GMT
#221
What OP needs is those Japanese toilets that spray water. Whoever has used those can never go back to toilet paper, myself included.

[image loading]
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 12:21:00
July 04 2012 12:20 GMT
#222
Have to agree...this is a pretty disturbing topic. Look...if you can't buy one of those toilets that dispense water to clean yourself, maybe you should just take a quick shower rather than causing bleeding problems with your rubbing.

Edit: Damn that's a nice looking toilet!
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
July 04 2012 12:20 GMT
#223
I saw this topic in the sidebar two or three times, deciding against clicking on it.

Now that I have, I must say this is the first ass-wiping poll I've ever seen.

One question comes to mind.

If you get your asshole licked so often, couldn't you just eliminate wiping altogether and save big big cash?
iNbluE
Profile Joined January 2011
Switzerland674 Posts
July 04 2012 12:20 GMT
#224
I love this thread, and I love OP
ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
s0ma
Profile Joined July 2011
6 Posts
July 04 2012 12:23 GMT
#225
I feel like this video is pertinent and gives a decent visual analogy:

ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
July 04 2012 12:23 GMT
#226
I can absolutely relate to your story. I'm also from Eastern European descent, also extremely hairy and I also feel the need to wipe until the toilet paper remains completely white. This result is me going through toilet paper incredibly fast and one a rare occasion making my ass bleed... At least I've been spared the ingrown hair.
I've found wet wipes to be really helpful.
Pooping jst before showering is another useful habit.
And due to this thread I believe that bidets might be the way to go.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 04 2012 12:25 GMT
#227
On July 04 2012 19:03 StarBrift wrote:
This has to be a top contender for most vulgar thread ever concieved on TL.


Not even close. There have been a lot of obscene or random gems.
Papulatus
Profile Joined July 2010
United States669 Posts
July 04 2012 12:25 GMT
#228
This is a troll thread.
4 Corners in a day.
Ahelvin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
France1866 Posts
July 04 2012 12:26 GMT
#229
On July 04 2012 20:53 Incze wrote:
I just want to have been in this thread, forever in the Liquid hall of SHAME.

Fixed that for you...

On a related note, shower is your friend .
Join the Liquipedia Zerg Project ! PM me for more information :).
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 04 2012 12:26 GMT
#230
The Pony Express does a decent job of highlighting some of them over the last few years. You would have to dig deep anything prior to '08 though.
NoSmurfHere
Profile Joined June 2012
New Zealand613 Posts
July 04 2012 12:35 GMT
#231
in my home country we use water and our left hand
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 04 2012 12:37 GMT
#232
On July 04 2012 21:25 Papulatus wrote:
This is a troll thread.


Whatchu talking about...?

Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 04 2012 12:42 GMT
#233
On July 04 2012 21:37 RogerX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 21:25 Papulatus wrote:
This is a troll thread.


Whatchu talking about...?

Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price.


Just make sure it isn't poison ivy.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 12:53:56
July 04 2012 12:51 GMT
#234
if you want to get rid of those lumps from your hairy ass and be super clean without wiping yourself till bleeding use this:

[image loading]
Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
July 04 2012 12:51 GMT
#235
On July 04 2012 20:35 snow2.0 wrote:
Nope KainiT, he didn't.
http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße

Errrr.

Not really sure i want to be in this thread.
I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny.


lol wtf that link !!!
bonus vir semper tiro
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
July 04 2012 12:53 GMT
#236
It's been awhile since TL hasn't had this kind of thread
Grimmyman123
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada939 Posts
July 04 2012 12:57 GMT
#237
Troll thread.

But, the OP's never heard of baby whipes?
Win. That's all that matters. Win. Nobody likes to lose.
Groog
Profile Joined July 2010
127 Posts
July 04 2012 13:06 GMT
#238
Dude, do like the rest of us. Get some wet wipes.
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
July 04 2012 13:11 GMT
#239
We need more of these, after 20 non stop hours of civ5 i am genuinely enjoying this thread.
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
peacenl
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
550 Posts
July 04 2012 13:12 GMT
#240
I use desinfectant cloth after wiping, it also helps stop infections, although I never had that. Adjust your food pattern if you're feel like it takes a hard time to take a dump. Because there are quite a few foods out there (e.g., Linum flax), that makes you feel like you're shitting bricks, literally.
- One does not simply walk into a bar and start calling the shots.
- Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
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