Have to agree...this is a pretty disturbing topic. Look...if you can't buy one of those toilets that dispense water to clean yourself, maybe you should just take a quick shower rather than causing bleeding problems with your rubbing.

Edit: Damn that's a nice looking toilet!

Zorkmid

4410 Posts

July 04 2012 12:20 GMT

#223

I saw this topic in the sidebar two or three times, deciding against clicking on it.

Now that I have, I must say this is the first ass-wiping poll I've ever seen.

One question comes to mind.

If you get your asshole licked so often, couldn't you just eliminate wiping altogether and save big big cash?

iNbluE

Switzerland674 Posts

July 04 2012 12:20 GMT

#224

I love this thread, and I love OP

s0ma

6 Posts

July 04 2012 12:23 GMT

#225

I feel like this video is pertinent and gives a decent visual analogy:

ggrrg

Bulgaria2715 Posts

July 04 2012 12:23 GMT

#226

I can absolutely relate to your story. I'm also from Eastern European descent, also extremely hairy and I also feel the need to wipe until the toilet paper remains completely white. This result is me going through toilet paper incredibly fast and one a rare occasion making my ass bleed... At least I've been spared the ingrown hair.
I've found wet wipes to be really helpful.
Pooping jst before showering is another useful habit.
And due to this thread I believe that bidets might be the way to go.

StarStruck

25339 Posts

July 04 2012 12:25 GMT

#227

On July 04 2012 19:03 StarBrift wrote:
This has to be a top contender for most vulgar thread ever concieved on TL.

Not even close. There have been a lot of obscene or random gems.

Papulatus

United States669 Posts

July 04 2012 12:25 GMT

#228

This is a troll thread.

Ahelvin

France1866 Posts

July 04 2012 12:26 GMT

#229

On July 04 2012 20:53 Incze wrote:
I just want to have been in this thread, forever in the Liquid hall of SHAME.

Fixed that for you...

On a related note, shower is your friend

StarStruck

25339 Posts

July 04 2012 12:26 GMT

#230

The Pony Express does a decent job of highlighting some of them over the last few years. You would have to dig deep anything prior to '08 though.

NoSmurfHere

New Zealand613 Posts

July 04 2012 12:35 GMT

#231

in my home country we use water and our left hand

RogerX

New Zealand3180 Posts

July 04 2012 12:37 GMT

#232

On July 04 2012 21:25 Papulatus wrote:
This is a troll thread.

Whatchu talking about...?

Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price.

StarStruck

25339 Posts

July 04 2012 12:42 GMT

#233

On July 04 2012 21:37 RogerX wrote:

Show nested quote +

Whatchu talking about...?

Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price.

Just make sure it isn't poison ivy.

Piste

6165 Posts

July 04 2012 12:51 GMT

#234

if you want to get rid of those lumps from your hairy ass and be super clean without wiping yourself till bleeding use this:

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Kuni

Austria765 Posts

July 04 2012 12:51 GMT

#235

On July 04 2012 20:35 snow2.0 wrote:
Nope KainiT, he didn't.
http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße

Errrr.

Not really sure i want to be in this thread.
I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny.

lol wtf that link !!!

sorrowptoss

Canada1431 Posts

July 04 2012 12:53 GMT

#236

It's been awhile since TL hasn't had this kind of thread

Grimmyman123

Canada939 Posts

July 04 2012 12:57 GMT

#237

Troll thread.

But, the OP's never heard of baby whipes?

Groog

127 Posts

July 04 2012 13:06 GMT

#238

Dude, do like the rest of us. Get some wet wipes.

Aterons_toss

Romania1275 Posts

July 04 2012 13:11 GMT

#239

We need more of these, after 20 non stop hours of civ5 i am genuinely enjoying this thread.

peacenl

550 Posts

July 04 2012 13:12 GMT

#240

I use desinfectant cloth after wiping, it also helps stop infections, although I never had that. Adjust your food pattern if you're feel like it takes a hard time to take a dump. Because there are quite a few foods out there (e.g., Linum flax), that makes you feel like you're shitting bricks, literally.