EPTFit to Lick? - Page 10
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StarBrift
Sweden1761 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
Wiping: Sitting or Standing? | ||
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namste
Finland2292 Posts
As an example: Imagine the following scenario.. You're walking down the street, and suddenly you fell face first into a pile of dog poop. Do you then proceed into: a) wiping your face and consider it clean; OR b) washing your face for 40 minutes and still feeling like your face is dirty? | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9106 Posts
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SilSol
Sweden2744 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45266 Posts
So basically, I'm of eastern European descent. For anybody who isn't, basically what that means is your leg hair is really nothing more than an extension of your pubes I spit out my drink. Hilarious. I hope this stays open. Looking back to the old days of legendary nonsense threads that get the occasional epic necro, we need the occasional new one from time to time. To contribute to the topic (as should be done, obviously), I thoroughly wipe until the toilet paper doesn't change colors anymore. | ||
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G4rrett
England124 Posts
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote: HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF: Wiping: Sitting or Standing? hoi o/ this thread here is glorious hahaha | ||
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thoradycus
Malaysia3262 Posts
also lol cant say much about the OP | ||
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
oh hai. "Yeah we didn't speak for a while and met again in a thread discussing how to get your ass clean" =( I'm kind of waiting for someone to blog about all the fecal/urine threads on TL. >_< | ||
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Looms
United States4624 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:20 thoradycus wrote: Dont get why using paper seems to be normal among some people. If i had to, Ill probably use half the roll O.O because its specifically designed to remove the remaining excrement from your ass then break down in water. we arent talking about busting out a few sheets of 8.5x11 to get the job done :D | ||
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Ryndika
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Stratos
Czech Republic6104 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote: HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF: Wiping: Sitting or Standing? same here. these threads are the few that are of any worth in the general forums  | ||
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Corvi
Germany1406 Posts
oh well, i got some advice anyway: you have to eat good, like wholemeal products. then your shit will come out like a bobsled and you barely have to wipe at all and still be ready to get licked. | ||
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Nausea
Sweden807 Posts
On July 04 2012 18:59 r.Evo wrote: Coming straight from the Higgs thread, love the variance around. Shave the parts which are close to the parts that matter. Done. Always clean npnp. PS: This reminds me of a "take a dump while standing or sitting"-thread we had some years ago. Anyone remember what I mean? Particles and matter. This is now officially a thread on Dark Matter. | ||
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Tuthur
France985 Posts
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Kickboxer
Slovenia1308 Posts
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Mowr
Sweden791 Posts
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
A friend brought up a nice talk about how there are tons of hand sanitizers and different soaps but we still use toilet paper to wipe our shit. If you had shit on your arm would you just wipe it off with toilet paper or actually clean it well? I still use toilet paper and clean well but I miss baby wipes. OH HOW FUN! All my life I've wiped standing but recently started sitting down which felt very weird because I was uncomfortable doing it~ | ||
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