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StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
July 04 2012 10:03 GMT
#181
This has to be a top contender for most vulgar thread ever concieved on TL.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
July 04 2012 10:04 GMT
#182
HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF:

Wiping: Sitting or Standing?
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
namste
Profile Joined October 2010
Finland2292 Posts
July 04 2012 10:04 GMT
#183
The whole western wiping butts thing is really weird if you think about it.

As an example: Imagine the following scenario..

You're walking down the street, and suddenly you fell face first into a pile of dog poop.

Do you then proceed into: a) wiping your face and consider it clean; OR b) washing your face for 40 minutes and still feeling like your face is dirty?
IM hwaitiing ~ IMMvp #1 | Bang Min Ah <3<3
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
July 04 2012 10:10 GMT
#184
Never stop posting OP
Kk.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
July 04 2012 10:10 GMT
#185
Why did I have to open this thread...
SilSol
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden2744 Posts
July 04 2012 10:13 GMT
#186
haha what the hell hahaha ;D well baby wipes works well OP if you want some tips.
http://fragbite.se/user/117868/silsol since 2006 http://www.reddit.com/u/silsol77
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44106 Posts
July 04 2012 10:16 GMT
#187
So basically, I'm of eastern European descent. For anybody who isn't, basically what that means is your leg hair is really nothing more than an extension of your pubes


I spit out my drink. Hilarious.

I hope this stays open. Looking back to the old days of legendary nonsense threads that get the occasional epic necro, we need the occasional new one from time to time.

To contribute to the topic (as should be done, obviously), I thoroughly wipe until the toilet paper doesn't change colors anymore.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
G4rrett
Profile Joined June 2011
England124 Posts
July 04 2012 10:18 GMT
#188
Only on Teamliquid. Fantastic LOL.
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iNfeRnaL *
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Germany1908 Posts
July 04 2012 10:19 GMT
#189
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote:
HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF:

Wiping: Sitting or Standing?

hoi o/

this thread here is glorious hahaha
thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
July 04 2012 10:20 GMT
#190
Dont get why using paper seems to be normal among some people. If i had to, Ill probably use half the roll O.O

also lol cant say much about the OP
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
July 04 2012 10:24 GMT
#191
On July 04 2012 19:19 iNfeRnaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote:
HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF:

Wiping: Sitting or Standing?

hoi o/

this thread here is glorious hahaha


oh hai.

"Yeah we didn't speak for a while and met again in a thread discussing how to get your ass clean" =(

I'm kind of waiting for someone to blog about all the fecal/urine threads on TL. >_<
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Looms
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4624 Posts
July 04 2012 10:26 GMT
#192
On July 04 2012 19:20 thoradycus wrote:
Dont get why using paper seems to be normal among some people. If i had to, Ill probably use half the roll O.O


because its specifically designed to remove the remaining excrement from your ass then break down in water. we arent talking about busting out a few sheets of 8.5x11 to get the job done :D
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
July 04 2012 10:29 GMT
#193
Reminds me of madventures. If you fall to shit with you face on. Do you wipe or wash it? Buy bide, be careful of nature haha. :D I just wipe the shit out of the butthole. ^^
as useful as teasalt
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
July 04 2012 10:29 GMT
#194
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote:
HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF:

Wiping: Sitting or Standing?

same here. these threads are the few that are of any worth in the general forums
En Taro Violet
Corvi
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany1406 Posts
July 04 2012 10:37 GMT
#195
when reading the title i was expecting something involving vaginas.

oh well, i got some advice anyway:
you have to eat good, like wholemeal products. then your shit will come out like a bobsled and you barely have to wipe at all and still be ready to get licked.
Nausea
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden807 Posts
July 04 2012 10:39 GMT
#196
On July 04 2012 18:59 r.Evo wrote:
Coming straight from the Higgs thread, love the variance around.

Shave the parts which are close to the parts that matter. Done. Always clean npnp.


PS: This reminds me of a "take a dump while standing or sitting"-thread we had some years ago. Anyone remember what I mean?


Particles and matter. This is now officially a thread on Dark Matter.
Set it ablaze!
Tuthur
Profile Joined July 2010
France985 Posts
July 04 2012 10:39 GMT
#197
What a great thread this is!
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
July 04 2012 10:42 GMT
#198
Use your toothbrush andstop when you are comfortable washing your teeth.
Mowr
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden791 Posts
July 04 2012 10:43 GMT
#199
Pff paper. Few things feel better than a soft jet of water caressing your anus after a good shit in the morning.
Kill one man and they'll call you a murderer. Kill an army of men and they'll call you a general. But kill all men and they'll call you a god.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 10:56:25
July 04 2012 10:52 GMT
#200
When I lived with my mom for about a year she had baby wipes in the restroom because she took care of kid so to my curiosity I used one and stopped using toilet paper hahahaha.

A friend brought up a nice talk about how there are tons of hand sanitizers and different soaps but we still use toilet paper to wipe our shit. If you had shit on your arm would you just wipe it off with toilet paper or actually clean it well?

I still use toilet paper and clean well but I miss baby wipes.

On July 04 2012 19:19 iNfeRnaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote:
HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF:

Wiping: Sitting or Standing?

hoi o/

this thread here is glorious hahaha

OH HOW FUN!

All my life I've wiped standing but recently started sitting down which felt very weird because I was uncomfortable doing it~
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
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