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Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
July 04 2012 11:06 GMT
#201
Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place.
bonus vir semper tiro
Kull of Atlantis
Profile Joined June 2012
Turkey98 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 11:13:12
July 04 2012 11:09 GMT
#202
hahahahah :D
this thread reminds me of teamliquid.net pre-2009. "Certainly close-able but it's not necessary to do so"

In our country every toilet has water spray mechanism. It works great.

Also it happens to be that I am suffering a medical condition called "Alopecia Universalis" meaning I lost all hair in my body (1 year ago)

Meaning I am kinda lucky about this matter Anyway, good luck to you in your journey :D
King Kull must die!
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
July 04 2012 11:09 GMT
#203
This is just disturbing...
nymfaw
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway430 Posts
July 04 2012 11:09 GMT
#204
I was eating
Everything will be ok in the end. if it's not ok, its not the end.
SpaceFighting
Profile Joined January 2010
New Zealand690 Posts
July 04 2012 11:10 GMT
#205
i like the way u think OP
kuz pro
SomniGiggles
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom214 Posts
July 04 2012 11:17 GMT
#206
I think my eyes just melted..
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
July 04 2012 11:19 GMT
#207
I feel your pain bro. One thing that helps is to just trim the hairs down there, use scissors and one of those buzzers with a guard on it. Not too short or you will itch like a mofo. And never shave or wax, shit will come back with a vengence.
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
July 04 2012 11:20 GMT
#208
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote:
Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place.


hahaha I love how you actually have a word for that! Gluckswurzn! I love those!
MassacrisM
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom149 Posts
July 04 2012 11:22 GMT
#209
Dafuq did i just read...
" One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision " - Bertrand Russell
Daimai
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden762 Posts
July 04 2012 11:29 GMT
#210
Well, before I opened this thread I thought this was about cunnilingus
*yay*

Then I open it and read the poll
*A bit wierd but whatever..*

Then I read the text about some guys asshole
*EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW*

wp wp
To pray is to accept defeat.
KainiT
Profile Joined July 2011
Austria392 Posts
July 04 2012 11:32 GMT
#211
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote:
Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place.


You sure you didn't just make that one up? I have never heard about that expression -.-
With great power comes great responsibility.
shucklesors
Profile Joined May 2010
Singapore1176 Posts
July 04 2012 11:34 GMT
#212
This topic reminds me of TL in 2006
snow2.0
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany2073 Posts
July 04 2012 11:35 GMT
#213
Nope KainiT, he didn't.
http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße

Errrr.

Not really sure i want to be in this thread.
I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny.
NeonFox
Profile Joined January 2011
2373 Posts
July 04 2012 11:40 GMT
#214
On July 04 2012 20:35 snow2.0 wrote:
Nope KainiT, he didn't.
http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße

Errrr.

Not really sure i want to be in this thread.
I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny.


I overheard two friends talking about that and they called it a "perfect". I wipe until the paper comes back clean but I've never have that cause ingrown hair and bleeding oO
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
July 04 2012 11:47 GMT
#215
This thread made me lol hard.

Just take a shower afterwards, even just a quick rinse will do.
Copymizer
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark2108 Posts
July 04 2012 11:48 GMT
#216
Put water on your wipe and wipe from up til down. feels alot more comfortable.
~~Yo man ! MBCGame HERO Fighting !! Holy check !
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
July 04 2012 11:51 GMT
#217
Grossest thread ever...
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
KapsyL
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden704 Posts
July 04 2012 11:51 GMT
#218
Epic Thread.

On July 04 2012 13:19 Tiegrr wrote:
I read the poll and voted for the worst answer.


I did this too.
Jurg Jurg Jurg
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
July 04 2012 11:53 GMT
#219
I just want to have been in this thread, forever in the Liquid hall of fame.
Religion: Buckethead
HardCorey
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States709 Posts
July 04 2012 12:16 GMT
#220
This is the kind of quality discussion I come to see at TL.net. I just want to say thankyou
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
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