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NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
July 04 2012 08:57 GMT
#161
What does being fit have to do with licking anyway?
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
July 04 2012 08:59 GMT
#162
This thread delivers.
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
July 04 2012 09:01 GMT
#163
I am getting a deja vu feeling from way back TL.

I would never lick my bumhole. ._.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
Vindicare605
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States16070 Posts
July 04 2012 09:05 GMT
#164
On July 04 2012 17:38 MichaelDonovan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote:
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote:
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.

Sounds expensive...

PROTIP:

You don't need paper! It's true!
Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done.
Thank me later.


Or better yet just sit in the sink and let the water run for a while


lol!
aka: KTVindicare the Geeky Bartender
plasmidghost
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgium16168 Posts
July 04 2012 09:07 GMT
#165
What the hell did I just read
Yugoslavia will always live on in my heart
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
July 04 2012 09:10 GMT
#166
What is this... I don't even...
I live by 1 rule - the bunghole is a 1-way only street. Only things go out - you understand?
I wipe until it's clean I guess...?
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
July 04 2012 09:14 GMT
#167
While the whole thing about licking just seems like a big joke, I have similar problems to the OP. It sucks to have a hairy butt, no doubt.
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
July 04 2012 09:14 GMT
#168
I hate to be backseatmoderating, but this is junk. Stop making junk threads here, this isn't reddit or 4chan.
Doomwish
Profile Joined July 2011
438 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 09:16:46
July 04 2012 09:15 GMT
#169
I have a special ritual for making sure i get my ass nice and clean.

step 1. wipe with TP until nothing comes off ( a visual check is important here)
step 2. dampen TP and wipe until nothing comes off
step 3. alternate steps 1 and 2 until completely clean
step 4. bask in the complete glory of a fresh-feces free rectum

(also don't forget to flush after every 3 wipes or so because too much TP clogs the toilet)

wasteful , inefficient and effective. The way all things should be done.
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
July 04 2012 09:17 GMT
#170
On July 04 2012 18:15 Doomwish wrote:
I have a special ritual for making sure i get my ass nice and clean.

step 1. wipe with TP until nothing comes off
step 2. dampen TP and wipe until nothing comes off
step 3. alternate steps 1 and 2 until completely clean
step 4. bask in the complete glory of a fresh-feces free rectum

(also don't forget to flush after every 3 wipes or so because too much TP clogs the toilet)

wasteful , inefficient and effective. The way all things should be done.


Don't forget to mention it's also quite harmful for your body!
Lowko
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands286 Posts
July 04 2012 09:19 GMT
#171
What did I just read. O.O
www.LowkoTV.com
Doomwish
Profile Joined July 2011
438 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 09:19:58
July 04 2012 09:19 GMT
#172
On July 04 2012 18:17 Passion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 18:15 Doomwish wrote:
I have a special ritual for making sure i get my ass nice and clean.

step 1. wipe with TP until nothing comes off
step 2. dampen TP and wipe until nothing comes off
step 3. alternate steps 1 and 2 until completely clean
step 4. bask in the complete glory of a fresh-feces free rectum

(also don't forget to flush after every 3 wipes or so because too much TP clogs the toilet)

wasteful , inefficient and effective. The way all things should be done.


Don't forget to mention it's also quite harmful for your body!


what toilet paper? what do you suggest.....Sand?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
July 04 2012 09:21 GMT
#173
Wow..
I just..

lol shave your hairy ass.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
July 04 2012 09:40 GMT
#174
On July 04 2012 13:19 Steelavocado wrote:
Get a bidet. They are pretty common in Europe no?


No... at least in Scandinavia they're not. I've ever only seen one.

However, if this is an issue, I think it would be a good investment.
I think this is a really weird topic though. I reckon with all the hair and such most people wouldn't lick a mans ass anyway
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Naphal
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2099 Posts
July 04 2012 09:43 GMT
#175
well even if thoroughly wiped, you should use soap now and then...
also ew licking.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
July 04 2012 09:57 GMT
#176
I am extremely thorough.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 10:00:07
July 04 2012 09:59 GMT
#177
Coming straight from the Higgs thread, love the variance around.

Shave the parts which are close to the parts that matter. Done. Always clean npnp.


PS: This reminds me of a "take a dump while standing or sitting"-thread we had some years ago. Anyone remember what I mean?
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
July 04 2012 10:01 GMT
#178
I...I...I... I don't know what to say here. I knew it was going to be good as soon as I saw the title, though.
memes are a dish best served dank
Warzilla
Profile Joined December 2010
Czech Republic311 Posts
July 04 2012 10:01 GMT
#179
Haha man when ive seen this thread and mainly the poll. I thought you were asking if you should wipe girls "shrine" then i started reading and found this extremely hilarious.. However im starting to have similiar problem (damnit :D) so i will keep reading and maybe somebody will post something usefull :D Btw OP you are a baller
"AFTER LOST GAME - I usually run around in circles yelling "WHY OH GOD WHY" in my room, pointing towards the sky. After 5 to 10min ,i get tired and go back to playing"
InfusedTT.DaZe
Profile Joined August 2010
Romania693 Posts
July 04 2012 10:02 GMT
#180
wow so thats why i had hair there
"Echoes of past events nudge the tiller on my present course, I await its reflection in the future"
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