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emc
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3088 Posts
July 04 2012 08:09 GMT
#141
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote:
I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off.


it's called a bidet

didn't even know that was how it was spelled until I googled it, but I remembered the name of it because of an SNL skit and it was all they said
Juisson
Profile Joined August 2011
Finland52 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 08:15:16
July 04 2012 08:12 GMT
#142
hahahah

On July 04 2012 15:51 wurm wrote:
I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol


And I'm more interested in reading this thread.
Mvp | GuMiho | Leenock | HerO | TaeJa | Seed --- FXO | IM | Liquid fighting!
omnic
Profile Joined July 2010
United States188 Posts
July 04 2012 08:15 GMT
#143
this has to be the best thread on TL right now. as to the OPs question. you could consider trimming your body hair and gradually get shorter and shorter the closer you get to the problem area
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
July 04 2012 08:16 GMT
#144
need like NSF ReadingWhilstEating spoiler on this ffs, im eating my breakfast ;; why did i continue to read ;;
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
MidKnight
Profile Joined December 2008
Lithuania884 Posts
July 04 2012 08:17 GMT
#145
I.. I'm just gonna.. Uh..
Well, ok
architecture
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States643 Posts
July 04 2012 08:23 GMT
#146
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.
tpfkan
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
July 04 2012 08:32 GMT
#147
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote:
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.

Sounds expensive...

PROTIP:

You don't need paper! It's true!
Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done.
Thank me later.
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
Mario1209
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1077 Posts
July 04 2012 08:35 GMT
#148
On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:
I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel.

Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote:
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?


You can't flush baby wipes.

keep a garbage can next to your toilet then
Co-Manager of Soviet Gaming * http://twitter.com/#!/sGMarioo * http://www.facebook.com/SovietGamingfanpage * https://twitter.com/#!/SovietGaming
Infernal_dream
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2359 Posts
July 04 2012 08:36 GMT
#149
Seems troll. Very good troll though. 5/5. In 10 years when someone necroes this shit the future TL'ers will have a good laugh. "Wouldn't want to stick my tongue in it...." rofl. You plan on wiping inside your butthole too?
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
July 04 2012 08:36 GMT
#150
On July 04 2012 17:35 Mario1209 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:
I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel.

On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote:
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?


You can't flush baby wipes.

keep a garbage can next to your toilet then

Sounds disgusting.
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julianto
Profile Joined December 2010
2292 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 08:38:51
July 04 2012 08:38 GMT
#151
I like to wash my ass in the shower right after shitting, so it smells like soap. This is why I avoid public toilets cuz there're no showers nearby to wash your ass with. The end.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 04 2012 08:38 GMT
#152
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote:
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.

Sounds expensive...

PROTIP:

You don't need paper! It's true!
Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done.
Thank me later.


Or better yet just sit in the sink and let the water run for a while
Mario1209
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1077 Posts
July 04 2012 08:41 GMT
#153
On July 04 2012 17:36 HazMat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 17:35 Mario1209 wrote:
On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:
I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel.

On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote:
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?


You can't flush baby wipes.

keep a garbage can next to your toilet then

Sounds disgusting.

how so?
Co-Manager of Soviet Gaming * http://twitter.com/#!/sGMarioo * http://www.facebook.com/SovietGamingfanpage * https://twitter.com/#!/SovietGaming
architecture
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States643 Posts
July 04 2012 08:42 GMT
#154
Baby wipes: http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-premium-baby-wipes/ID=prod6013803-product

$2.50.
Flushable.
tpfkan
Vallros
Profile Joined February 2011
Denmark64 Posts
July 04 2012 08:42 GMT
#155
HAHAHAHA!! made my morning:D voted one wipe ofc.
Calm like a bomb
Svetz
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia311 Posts
July 04 2012 08:48 GMT
#156
On July 04 2012 17:42 architecture wrote:
Baby wipes: http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-premium-baby-wipes/ID=prod6013803-product

$2.50.
Flushable.



100% satisfaction guaranteed with all Walgreens products or your money back.

Do not flush
When I grow up I want to be Harry Dresden ;(
foehammer
Profile Joined August 2009
United States80 Posts
July 04 2012 08:51 GMT
#157
This is either the greatest or the worst first post ever.

Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 04 2012 08:53 GMT
#158
Oh god. What.
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Steelavocado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2123 Posts
July 04 2012 08:54 GMT
#159
I am going to Europe on Monday, going to try the Bidet. I will keep you guys posted.
MIRACLE IS YOUR TI7 CHAMP
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 04 2012 08:54 GMT
#160
On July 04 2012 17:51 foehammer wrote:
This is either the greatest or the worst first post ever.

Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to.


I don't think I would trust it to clean my ass properly. I would still have to wipe at least once after its done to check its work. One of my worst fears is smelling like shit in public.
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