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MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 11:57:18
July 04 2012 05:45 GMT
#101
mod edit

User was warned for this post (NSFW pic)
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
July 04 2012 05:45 GMT
#102
Can someone explain why Nair is considered a nogo? All I could find was that it's for hair removal...

On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 14:34 MichaelDonovan wrote:
On July 04 2012 14:33 Uncultured wrote:
On July 04 2012 14:32 Oiseaux wrote:
On July 04 2012 14:30 Uncultured wrote:
Nair your asshole. Hair slips right off. Only have to do it once in a while



As the last few posters have said, not a good idea.



Get the stuff for sensitive areas. I do it all the time. Works great.


OP!! Don't listen to this guy. He wants to set your asshole on fire.



You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair.

That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend.


^If this is the case I'm totally for it.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
SwizzY
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1549 Posts
July 04 2012 05:46 GMT
#103
best worst thread. And trim/shave the hairs down. The dingleberries that form from a messy one is what really fucks you up in the toilet paper department. Might as well take a fuckin shower
All that glitters is not gold, all that wander are not lost, the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by frost.
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
July 04 2012 05:48 GMT
#104
Intersting topic :D
What I do is just wipe the main part decent enough and then jump straight under the shower after each visit to the toilet. Usually it doesn't happen so I take a dump outside my home, so it's not a problem. If it does happen however, then it's "Wipe ! Wipe ! Wipe !" until your crack starts hurting pretty much.
Oh and I'm definately of the eastern european kind :/ Damn jungle ! It's tricky not to get "monkeys" there.
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 04 2012 05:54 GMT
#105
What in the actual fuck LOL

Who says TL moderators don't have a sense of humor ^^
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
July 04 2012 05:54 GMT
#106
I lost it at the title of the thread. Anyways you could trim it down there so it doesnt like pull on hairs and stuff as you wipe, might fix a couple problems.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
SuddenlyRain
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia12 Posts
July 04 2012 05:55 GMT
#107
Thought I clicked on the 4th of July thread and this pops up. Dafuq? Hair removal cream your butthole dude. Problem solved.
Nothing is ever destroyed.
CajunMan
Profile Joined July 2010
United States823 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 05:57:57
July 04 2012 05:56 GMT
#108
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote:
I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off.


Those are actually terrible I don't know how anyone gets there ass clean with that I just now have wet shit on my ass. I say shave your ass that's what I do man you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. I don't think those Brazilian wax places give happy endings but never hurts to check otherwise do it yourself.

Also Nair can burn might not be the best idea.
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
July 04 2012 05:58 GMT
#109
if tongue fits I licks :3

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Bandino
Profile Joined August 2010
United States342 Posts
July 04 2012 06:04 GMT
#110
This tread has been one of the best reads on TL in a while. Though I must admit wiping it thoroughly clean can be a bit of a problem at times.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
July 04 2012 06:08 GMT
#111
I normally don't like polluting general forum threads with my senseless spam, but this one deserves a heaping helping.

wat
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 06:09:51
July 04 2012 06:09 GMT
#112
Don't wax. Once you get a sweaty crack your cheeks seal up vacuum shut and that's a whole different world of problems.

edit: I read this somewhere^
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 04 2012 06:11 GMT
#113
On July 04 2012 15:09 Pholon wrote:
Don't wax. Once you get a sweaty crack your cheeks seal up vacuum shut and that's a whole different world of problems.

edit: I read this somewhere^


Just gave me an idea. He could invest in a butt plug. Keep it plugged tight for like a week and then let it all out. He can then thoroughly wipe and then his ass will have a whole week to heal up before the next round.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 06:23:36
July 04 2012 06:14 GMT
#114
Been a while since I've seen a random thread like this. ._.

It's beyond me why you care so much about your assholes, lol.

Now let's all imagine the world without toilet paper.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
July 04 2012 06:15 GMT
#115
Flush-able wipes like for the children?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Audemed
Profile Joined November 2010
United States893 Posts
July 04 2012 06:15 GMT
#116
What
The
Fuck

Also, lol.
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -George Orwell
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
July 04 2012 06:31 GMT
#117
I... I... am having breakfast.

For fucks sake.
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
July 04 2012 06:34 GMT
#118
hahaha

just use water in the shower
ControlMonkey
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia3109 Posts
July 04 2012 06:40 GMT
#119
Obviously you need a colostomy bag for this. Gets rid of excrement without it ever passing through your anus!

Either that or stop eating altogether and get an artificial stomach.

Really those are the only two realistic options. But remember- consult your doctor before undertaking any drastic amateur procedures!
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
July 04 2012 06:41 GMT
#120
Thread of the year ! I pissed myself xD
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
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