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FuGGu
Profile Joined March 2012
United States176 Posts
July 04 2012 05:00 GMT
#61
LOL.


....but seriously, should I wipe it until it's fit to lick?
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
July 04 2012 05:00 GMT
#62
On July 04 2012 13:19 Feijichang wrote:
Wipe till you bleed. That's my motto.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

On another note, this thread is kinda disgusting...made me a bit sick to my stomach. This isn't really SFW either.
CrazyAsian
Profile Joined October 2010
United States188 Posts
July 04 2012 05:02 GMT
#63
On July 04 2012 13:19 Feijichang wrote:
Wipe till you bleed. That's my motto.


Got a good laugh out of that one, thanks for that.
weeA
Profile Joined October 2010
India442 Posts
July 04 2012 05:05 GMT
#64
What did i just read
Lim Yo Hwan I love U
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 04 2012 05:06 GMT
#65
This thread is surprisingly different...
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
dragoon
Profile Joined December 2010
United States695 Posts
July 04 2012 05:09 GMT
#66
NOPE
i love you
Millitron
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2611 Posts
July 04 2012 05:11 GMT
#67
This was the OP's SECOND POST. He has only had one other post.

I don't exactly know what to say. Something complimentary though, that's for sure.
Who called in the fleet?
onewingedmoogle
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada434 Posts
July 04 2012 05:13 GMT
#68
On July 04 2012 13:47 Diks wrote:
Right now people don't realise how funny this is, but in 5 years, when somebody will bump out the thread, it'll be histerical laugh all over the interwebz


I'd disagree with you there, I'm laughing my ass off right now in the present. And let me tell you, I'm having the time of my life.
Oiseaux
Profile Joined May 2011
United States676 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 05:21:49
July 04 2012 05:14 GMT
#69
While I kind of was saying "wtf" as I read this, the sad thing is I can totally relate. I'm not Eastern European, but I'm 3rd generation Polish in America (current day Belarus, my grandfather had to gtfo of the area during WWII for obvious reasons). If you're to cheap to afford a bidet (as I am), you can always just make use of a detachable showerhead. I'll leave it at that.

edit: relate in the sense that I also have the same sort of chronic habit.
"[S]o be ready to kiss a few donkeys with glued-on paper horns during your unicorn hunt." -Some stupid 4x4 magazine
AllHailTheDead
Profile Joined July 2011
United States418 Posts
July 04 2012 05:16 GMT
#70
dear lord I dont even know what to....
Weebem-Na
Profile Joined May 2010
United States221 Posts
July 04 2012 05:18 GMT
#71
Maybe the issue could also be solved more cheaply by buying the nice toilet paper that is really soft and has lotion in it.
The reaction of boron-11 and plain hydrogen produces all its energy in the form of charged particles which can be directed by a magnetic field, but the reaction is very difficult to sustain and many fusion physicists doubt it will ever prove practical
Perception
Profile Joined August 2011
United States26 Posts
July 04 2012 05:21 GMT
#72
On July 04 2012 13:24 Khrey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 13:13 Tatari wrote:
I decide to visit Teamliquid while eating a sandwich, and the first thread I see is this.

What is this I don't even...

I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all.



That's just fuckin' weird brah. =D
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 04 2012 05:21 GMT
#73
I wipe it until it's fit to lick, and then I have your mother lick it to make sure. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
MugenXBanksy
Profile Joined April 2011
United States479 Posts
July 04 2012 05:24 GMT
#74
dafuq...........................
we all hope to be like whitera one day
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 04 2012 05:24 GMT
#75
what i learned from this is that OP seems to have an interest in licking buttholes
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
July 04 2012 05:25 GMT
#76
.....................................................wtf did i just read............................... :S
SavageReborn
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia106 Posts
July 04 2012 05:25 GMT
#77
I am never going to wipe my ass the same again.
Savage1 on irc.rizon.net || UWA Anime Club: www.uwanime.org
Nightops
Profile Joined November 2011
United States66 Posts
July 04 2012 05:26 GMT
#78
Just take a shower
SlayerS | oGs | NaDa | Mvp | fOrGG | MKP
iXphobos
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany1465 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 05:28:57
July 04 2012 05:27 GMT
#79
On July 04 2012 13:57 hacklebeast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 13:38 SunTurtle wrote:
This is like the NaDa's body thread. right now it seems super weird, but in the future it will be legendary.


That implies that in the future this thread will be filled with 200+ pages of progamer wiping techniques.

Dude, Flash wipes so fast, you can not even see...

Btw, OP should be: "How do you remove creep?"
Oiseaux
Profile Joined May 2011
United States676 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 05:30:46
July 04 2012 05:29 GMT
#80
On July 04 2012 13:39 Leth0 wrote:
Also, I don't think any asshole in the world is ever 'fit to lick'. Even those women who bleech their asshole....it doesn't matter what a person does to themselves, your asshole is always going to taste like shit (not speaking from experience just seems obvious)


1a). If they're clean, they don't.
1b). Bleaching isn't required
2). You don't know what you're missing.


On July 04 2012 13:38 SunTurtle wrote:
Btw, OP should be: "How do you remove creep?"


win
"[S]o be ready to kiss a few donkeys with glued-on paper horns during your unicorn hunt." -Some stupid 4x4 magazine
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