It's only fit to lick if you've just gotten out of the shower and you really scrubbed down there with soap. Paper will never cut it if lickin is your goal. If you lick and get a little taste, just pretend there was nothing there and stay away from that region without making it too obvious to her that she's not sparkly clean.

SunTurtle

156 Posts

July 04 2012 04:38 GMT

#42

This is like the NaDa's body thread. right now it seems super weird, but in the future it will be legendary.

iAmiAnC

United Kingdom317 Posts

July 04 2012 04:38 GMT

#43

Wouldn't recommend trying to flush any kind of wipes down the toilet btw, I managed to flood the place doing that.

Leth0

856 Posts

July 04 2012 04:39 GMT

#44

Not sure about others but my bowel movements are pretty regular. I usually take a nice dump sometime after waking up and before showering before heading to work. This affords me the opportunity to do a 2nd cleaning after the obvious 'wipe away'. I keep a seperate wash cloth for my genitals / taint/ and butt. I'm also a hairy person but I've never had issues with 'mud butt' as some would call it, then again I have a healthy balanced diet that consists of a fair amount of greens. I would suggest adding more celery into you diet. Celery is like natures toothbrush for your asshole. Hope this helps, cheers, and happy wiping. =)

Also, I don't think any asshole in the world is ever 'fit to lick'. Even those women who bleech their asshole....it doesn't matter what a person does to themselves, your asshole is always going to taste like shit (not speaking from experience just seems obvious)

SEA KarMa

Australia452 Posts

July 04 2012 04:40 GMT

#45

this is slightly disturbing, even for the general thread.

FSKi

United States901 Posts

July 04 2012 04:42 GMT

#46

--- Nuked ---

polyphonyEX

United States2539 Posts

July 04 2012 04:44 GMT

#47

I like my anus to be yummy

AcrosstheSky

United States237 Posts

July 04 2012 04:44 GMT

#48

I'm sorry...WHAT?

HolyArrow

United States7116 Posts

July 04 2012 04:44 GMT

#49

what

bjornkavist

Canada1235 Posts

July 04 2012 04:45 GMT

#50

I've missed random shit like this on TL, loving this thread

Diks

Belgium1880 Posts

July 04 2012 04:47 GMT

#51

Right now people don't realise how funny this is, but in 5 years, when somebody will bump out the thread, it'll be histerical laugh all over the interwebz

Velocirapture

United States983 Posts

July 04 2012 04:47 GMT

#52

I am really surprised this thread is still open. That said, as a gay man, I can verify that extra steps are necessary to be as clean as you desire. Apart from more extreme measures Id say that baby wipes (after normal wiping) give the best standard result.

AnachronisticAnarchy

United States2957 Posts

July 04 2012 04:50 GMT

#53

BWHAHAHAHA.
Butt seriously, you really should learn to, you know, not damage your anus with toilet paper. Look, I know hair makes things difficult, but I have a lot of hair there too, and I have not had to bleed from there once to have a clean bum.

McFeser

United States2458 Posts

July 04 2012 04:54 GMT

#54

If this guy really had a hairy ass he'd know it's impossible to tell if it's clean enough.

Anacletus

United States733 Posts

July 04 2012 04:55 GMT

#55

wtf did I just read

PrinceXizor

United States17713 Posts

July 04 2012 04:56 GMT

#56

On July 04 2012 13:47 Diks wrote:
Right now people don't realise how funny this is, but in 5 years, when somebody will bump out the thread, it'll be histerical laugh all over the interwebz

exactly, this thread will be the Day9 Airplane story or any of the random poorly drawn comics in the bw section of the new school TLers.

Also, Use an electric trimmer on your butt/legs to cut it super close and then use a foiled electric razor to clean up the rest, as long as you don't push too hard, you won't get any ingrown hairs if you do the two step process. don't put the hair down a drain, stand in a trash bag or be extremely careful so you don't have to clean everything covered in hair. This method also works for chest/back hair as well.

Source: Worked for school swim team.

iamahydralisk

United States813 Posts

July 04 2012 04:56 GMT

#57

why

Shikyo

Finland33997 Posts

July 04 2012 04:56 GMT

#58

This post along with the username, I'm dying =D 5/5 would read again.

-Switch-

Canada506 Posts

July 04 2012 04:57 GMT

#59

hahahahaha.... wtf

hacklebeast

United States5090 Posts

July 04 2012 04:57 GMT

#60

On July 04 2012 13:38 SunTurtle wrote:
This is like the NaDa's body thread. right now it seems super weird, but in the future it will be legendary.

That implies that in the future this thread will be filled with 200+ pages of progamer wiping techniques.