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Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
July 04 2012 14:22 GMT
#261
On July 04 2012 23:14 RogerX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote:
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote:
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.

Sounds expensive...

PROTIP:

You don't need paper! It's true!
Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done.
Thank me later.

Oh jesus christ..


Yeah man. That's why you shake hands with your right hand. Back in the good old times everyone wiped with the left hand and dipped it in a jar of water afterwards
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
SpaceFighting
Profile Joined January 2010
New Zealand690 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 14:29:10
July 04 2012 14:28 GMT
#262
can we have a butt licking barcraft please?? preferably somewhere that isn't going to be a long trip from New Zealand, as I don't want to take a shit on the way there, and savour it

edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks.
kuz pro
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 04 2012 14:32 GMT
#263
On July 04 2012 23:28 SpaceFighting wrote:
can we have a butt licking barcraft please?? preferably somewhere that isn't going to be a long trip from New Zealand, as I don't want to take a shit on the way there, and savour it

edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks.

Theres the barcraft hosted by playtech. Meet you there after I use the toilet!
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
July 04 2012 14:38 GMT
#264
On July 04 2012 23:28 SpaceFighting wrote:
can we have a butt licking barcraft please?? preferably somewhere that isn't going to be a long trip from New Zealand, as I don't want to take a shit on the way there, and savour it

edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks.


A... butt licking barcraft?
I imagine some kind of human centipede that goes on in a big circle of people while starcraft is on a big screen TV.
I think your particular sexual orientation is too rare for a proper barcraft to consist of only of TeamLiquiders, but nevertheless I wish you the best of luck. You might have better luck posting in sex forums and find people there who are ok with playing starcraft afterwards though.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Kull of Atlantis
Profile Joined June 2012
Turkey98 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 14:50:55
July 04 2012 14:47 GMT
#265
This is what we use here
No, normally it's not that long, so you don't shit on it.

[image loading]
King Kull must die!
Zinnwaldite
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1567 Posts
July 04 2012 14:48 GMT
#266
Get an extra long shower-cord,, use it to wash your ass after pooping,, works wonders for me.. Though i never poop away from home,, unless i REALLY have to..
We promise with a view to hope, but the reason to "accomplish" what we promised would be fear.
oemoR
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada29 Posts
July 04 2012 14:50 GMT
#267

Dude... L.o.l.

Such a funny community.
Follow the breadcrumbs.
amd098
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (North)1366 Posts
July 04 2012 14:56 GMT
#268
dear god, imagine if this thread crossed over with the sriracha thread...
North Korea is best Korea!
jarrydesque
Profile Joined November 2010
584 Posts
July 04 2012 15:08 GMT
#269
Thank you for this.

For everything.
#1 Kennigit fanboy/stalker
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 04 2012 15:13 GMT
#270
Always shit at home, and just take a quick butt-shower after!
[TLMS] REBOOT
gape.ninja
Profile Joined April 2011
Japan249 Posts
July 04 2012 15:14 GMT
#271
speaking of body hairs do other people get random hairs like mid way up their shaft that's really annoying? idk what to do with that crap man
Turquoise
Profile Joined August 2011
Turkey145 Posts
July 04 2012 15:18 GMT
#272
How has this thread not been spotlighted?
Here's looking at you, kid.
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
July 04 2012 15:18 GMT
#273
Whats going on?
Dear Sixsmith...
davidohx
Profile Joined July 2010
United States114 Posts
July 04 2012 15:21 GMT
#274
HAPPY 4th of July to you too
"A dream is like a virus" -Leonardo Dicaprio (Inception)
Kull of Atlantis
Profile Joined June 2012
Turkey98 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 15:23:33
July 04 2012 15:22 GMT
#275
On July 05 2012 00:18 EchoZ wrote:
Whats going on?

We are debating on the Licks Boson. Welcome, join in...
King Kull must die!
CrtBalorda
Profile Joined December 2011
Slovenia704 Posts
July 04 2012 15:26 GMT
#276
idk the title
4th August 2012...Never forget.....
Lesrah
Profile Joined November 2010
Portugal110 Posts
July 04 2012 15:27 GMT
#277
I hate when i miss the wipe and im left with shit in my hand.. Ever hapened to anyone?
discomatt
Profile Joined March 2012
113 Posts
July 04 2012 15:32 GMT
#278
Wet-wipes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_wipe

/thread
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
July 04 2012 15:34 GMT
#279
Oh my god I read this thread for the first time at work...nearly caused a disturbance. Epic!
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
InvXXVII
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada242 Posts
July 04 2012 15:38 GMT
#280
On July 04 2012 23:47 Kull of Atlantis wrote:
This is what we use here
No, normally it's not that long, so you don't shit on it.

[image loading]


I was going to say something similar lol. They have the same thing in Japan, except that the pipe is way way way more subtle lol. But seriously, if you ever get the chance, try them. Amazing. Can adjust jet power and temperature of the water. And the temperature of the toilet seat too.
A good loser is still a loser.
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