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Feijichang
Profile Joined April 2010
China167 Posts
July 04 2012 04:19 GMT
#21
Wipe till you bleed. That's my motto.
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
July 04 2012 04:20 GMT
#22
how still open
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Lavalamp799
Profile Joined March 2011
United States554 Posts
July 04 2012 04:21 GMT
#23
Just poop right before you get in the shower each day, and clean up in there. If you have to go sometime after your shower, just hold it in until tomorrow.
Khrey
Profile Joined April 2011
United States38 Posts
July 04 2012 04:22 GMT
#24
My entire ass is hairy (that means my ass cheeks too) and I wont stop wiping until there is no color on the toilet paper besides white. The left, right and middle of my asshole. Baby wipes help a lot.

-USA!!!

autoexec
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States530 Posts
July 04 2012 04:22 GMT
#25
Darn my Slovak descent...
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 05:45:36
July 04 2012 04:22 GMT
#26
Just shower afterwards.
Known Aliases: Tyragon, Valeric ~MSL Forever, SKT is truly the Superior KT!
Khrey
Profile Joined April 2011
United States38 Posts
July 04 2012 04:24 GMT
#27
On July 04 2012 13:13 Tatari wrote:
I decide to visit Teamliquid while eating a sandwich, and the first thread I see is this.

What is this I don't even...

I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all.
LittleAtari
Profile Joined August 2010
Jordan1090 Posts
July 04 2012 04:24 GMT
#28
lol at thread.

keep a gardening bucket in your bathroom. Fill it with water when you use the toilet and use that in conjunction with wiping. I've been in houses where people have attached bidet sprays to their toilet. You can mix in mild soap if needed.
GrayGhost
Profile Joined February 2011
United States72 Posts
July 04 2012 04:24 GMT
#29
On July 04 2012 13:18 anrimayu wrote:
bidet is the way to go.
If you're into organic all natural stuff, try using leaves or rabbit fur.

lol rabbit fur. ... i recommend using wet TP after you get it mostly clean. just to finish up and leave a nice clean feeling
Theta Chi
Genesis Brood
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States193 Posts
July 04 2012 04:24 GMT
#30
I chafe too when I wipe too hard. The solution is to just pack the crack with toilet paper so that the skin doesn't rub on itself. Don't use too much to the point where its heavy and will fall down through the leg of your pants. Use just enough so that the tension between your butt cheeks keep the paper in place. If you're wearing briefs or non-boxers, u can use more since the underwear will keep it from falling. If you use too much though, it might make a noise while you walk.
I'll love you like I love the palm of my hand.
achristes
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Norway653 Posts
July 04 2012 04:25 GMT
#31
Please don't close, I see potential!
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
July 04 2012 04:25 GMT
#32
Did the Romanians just try to sarcasm and we aren't getting it?
[゚n゚] SSSSssssssSSsss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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autoexec
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States530 Posts
July 04 2012 04:27 GMT
#33
On a serious note, if you do chafe, just put loads of "Gold Bond Body Powder" (or a similar product) on the chafed area. Works wonders for me.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 04 2012 04:27 GMT
#34
I don't think I would want to lick it regardless of how clean it is. @_@

What a cringe-inducing thread >_< that really sounds like it sucks, I think a bidet would help with your problem though?
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
July 04 2012 04:28 GMT
#35
TL General Forum never fails to deliver.
o choro é livre
TyrantPotato
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1541 Posts
July 04 2012 04:29 GMT
#36
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

im sure the device could be used to assist in your situation.
Forever ZeNEX.
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
July 04 2012 04:30 GMT
#37
find a way to circumvent pooping
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
XoXiDe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States620 Posts
July 04 2012 04:31 GMT
#38
https://www.cottonelle.com/cottonelle-fresh-care-wipes.aspx
TEXAN
{ToT}ColmA
Profile Joined November 2007
Japan3260 Posts
July 04 2012 04:33 GMT
#39
how do people shave on that spot, i find it difficult to do so...on a sidenote, your name is yummy, what a delicate post of u :3
The only virgins in kpop left are the fans
DrThorMD
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada359 Posts
July 04 2012 04:33 GMT
#40
Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.
Damn your Chronoboosts!
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