Right now, I see this, the Spiderman thread, Higgs, Korean Music, and ActivisionBlizzard being sold. Combining those 5 topics could make for some really fun creative writing prompts.

brinker

45 Posts

July 04 2012 06:56 GMT

#126

I think this wins the thread of the year award by a landslide.

JerKy

Korea (South)3013 Posts

July 04 2012 07:05 GMT

#127

Hm. Im actually very self conscious of potentially being smelly in public, and I'd go with "When around the hole's clear, but wouldn't want to stick my tongue in it".

Ideally though, I take my main bathroom-event in the morning (usually sometime after I wake up) and shower afterwards so I'm the cleanest I can be.

As for what you said... ingrown hairs and stuff..? bleeding? How does that even happen? x_x

Kaonis

United States243 Posts

July 04 2012 07:12 GMT

#128

And lo, his great braided beard swung proudly from betwixt his cheeks, daring any other man to challenge his claim to the toilet paper!

Just take a shower after you go, if it's that bad.

I have the lower body of a chimpanzee, and I've never heard of it being that bad. What are you even eating?

As for preserving the wonderful aesthetic of the butt, just wax up to the bottom of your cheeks (stand so you can tell it apart)

Leave your legs, and there you go. Bare butt, forested legs, you'll look even manlier!

I have no idea what is going on.

Prugelhugel

Austria637 Posts

July 04 2012 07:13 GMT

#129

What the hell did I just read?

Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe

Zerothegreat

United States787 Posts

July 04 2012 07:14 GMT

#130

Wipe with normal toilet paper and finish off with a baby wipe... How hard is that? It's pretty common actually.

Wafflelisk

Canada1061 Posts

July 04 2012 07:16 GMT

#131

On July 04 2012 16:13 Prugelhugel wrote:
What the hell did I just read?

Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe

.. that may or may not be a useful guide for other people who are definitely, 100% NOT me

>.> <.<

fAnTaCy

United States893 Posts

July 04 2012 07:19 GMT

#132

This...is a quality thread..I approve = D

GhostLink

United States450 Posts

July 04 2012 07:20 GMT

#133

lol

CrazyF1r3f0x

United States2120 Posts

July 04 2012 07:24 GMT

#134

I love the poll options: "but I wouldn't stick my tongue in it"

DyEnasTy

United States3720 Posts

July 04 2012 07:27 GMT

#135

wth...... the title looked sexually oriented...... then i clicked open.....

NEEDZMOAR

Sweden1277 Posts

July 04 2012 07:35 GMT

#136

On July 04 2012 13:24 Khrey wrote:

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I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all.

Good for.... no wait that's not it.... seek help! yeah that's better...

OT: As much as OP reeks of troll I can actually relate to this problem, due to anxiety and nervousness I tend to sometimes sweat around that area, which is why one needs to be 100% clean or it will smell, thing is if you wipe to much it will start to bleed, but use wet paper and then very gently use dry again, it will help a lot.

endy

Switzerland8970 Posts

July 04 2012 07:35 GMT

#137

I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel.

On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote:
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?

You can't flush baby wipes.