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Mario1209
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1077 Posts
July 04 2012 06:49 GMT
#121
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?
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Scribble
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
2077 Posts
July 04 2012 06:50 GMT
#122
OP: The solution to your problem is to go back and read through this thread again in a year or 2.

After all, laughter is the best medicine.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
July 04 2012 06:51 GMT
#123
I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol
I know where my towel is.
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
July 04 2012 06:53 GMT
#124
On July 04 2012 15:41 ChApFoU wrote:
Thread of the year ! I pissed myself xD

Yeah im pretty much laughing maniacally, espiecially at the cat thats licks to fit...lol.

I vote nair.
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Scribble
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
2077 Posts
July 04 2012 06:54 GMT
#125
On July 04 2012 15:51 wurm wrote:
I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol


Right now, I see this, the Spiderman thread, Higgs, Korean Music, and ActivisionBlizzard being sold. Combining those 5 topics could make for some really fun creative writing prompts.
brinker
Profile Joined December 2011
45 Posts
July 04 2012 06:56 GMT
#126
I think this wins the thread of the year award by a landslide.
JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
July 04 2012 07:05 GMT
#127
Hm. Im actually very self conscious of potentially being smelly in public, and I'd go with "When around the hole's clear, but wouldn't want to stick my tongue in it".

Ideally though, I take my main bathroom-event in the morning (usually sometime after I wake up) and shower afterwards so I'm the cleanest I can be.

As for what you said... ingrown hairs and stuff..? bleeding? How does that even happen? x_x
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
RandomAccount#122857
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
243 Posts
July 04 2012 07:12 GMT
#128
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Prugelhugel
Profile Joined February 2012
Austria637 Posts
July 04 2012 07:13 GMT
#129
What the hell did I just read?

Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe
"This map definitly needs more rocks" - No SC2 player ever
Zerothegreat
Profile Joined September 2010
United States787 Posts
July 04 2012 07:14 GMT
#130
Wipe with normal toilet paper and finish off with a baby wipe... How hard is that? It's pretty common actually.
Wafflelisk
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada1061 Posts
July 04 2012 07:16 GMT
#131
On July 04 2012 16:13 Prugelhugel wrote:
What the hell did I just read?

Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe



.. that may or may not be a useful guide for other people who are definitely, 100% NOT me

>.> <.<
Waffles > Pancakes
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
July 04 2012 07:19 GMT
#132
This...is a quality thread..I approve = D
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GhostLink
Profile Joined January 2011
United States450 Posts
July 04 2012 07:20 GMT
#133
lol
Let a man play chess, and tell him that every pawn is his friend. Let him think both bishops holy. Let him remember happy days in the shadows of his castles. Let him love his queen. Watch him lose them all.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
July 04 2012 07:24 GMT
#134
I love the poll options: "but I wouldn't stick my tongue in it"
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3720 Posts
July 04 2012 07:27 GMT
#135
wth...... the title looked sexually oriented...... then i clicked open.....
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
July 04 2012 07:35 GMT
#136
On July 04 2012 13:24 Khrey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 13:13 Tatari wrote:
I decide to visit Teamliquid while eating a sandwich, and the first thread I see is this.

What is this I don't even...

I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all.



Good for.... no wait that's not it.... seek help! yeah that's better...


OT: As much as OP reeks of troll I can actually relate to this problem, due to anxiety and nervousness I tend to sometimes sweat around that area, which is why one needs to be 100% clean or it will smell, thing is if you wipe to much it will start to bleed, but use wet paper and then very gently use dry again, it will help a lot.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 07:41:19
July 04 2012 07:35 GMT
#137
I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel.

On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote:
you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper?


You can't flush baby wipes.
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Mortal
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
2943 Posts
July 04 2012 07:41 GMT
#138
Wait, no, seriously? This thread is WAY too good.
The universe created an audience for itself.
ChriS-X
Profile Joined June 2011
Malaysia1374 Posts
July 04 2012 07:44 GMT
#139
i opened this thread without knowing what i was going to expect. it went beyond the furthest reach of my expectations.
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
July 04 2012 07:55 GMT
#140
On July 04 2012 16:19 fAnTaCy wrote:
This...is a quality thread..I approve = D

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