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On December 02 2011 10:14 unit wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2011 10:09 FortyOzs wrote: I told a girl I trim my pubes in my spare time and now we're getting engaged. Thanks Intrigue she also has an abnormal attraction to giving you a blowjob, or was that just me thanks intrigue! Maybe I'm just bad at reading things but I interpreted that question as "Or was that just me who has an abnormal attraction to giving you a blowjob?"
Unless, of course, that's what you meant ; )
Anyway, I liked the blog. ^_^
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On December 02 2011 10:16 aNDRoM wrote: DO NOT FLOSS WITH PUBES
It's interesting that these activities only work when they are done independently of one another. Here are examples of bad ideas:
1) floss your dog 2) floss your pubes 3) dress your pubes 4) floss your dress 5) dress your dog in your pubes
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On December 02 2011 08:21 Ack1027 wrote: How high?
Quoted for emphasis.
On December 02 2011 10:16 aNDRoM wrote: DO NOT FLOSS WITH PUBES
Quoted because wtf...
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LOL sorry, that was probably the most random thing I've said in a long time...
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Well it is a wise point to raise. Nothing worse than pubic breath
BTW, the randomness and vehemence of your proclamation suggest a prior experience with such atrocities. Is this true or were you merely projecting?
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you look great, girl, have you been working out?
On December 02 2011 07:24 Xxio wrote: intrigue is the cutest girl of them all
i am forced to comment on this - xxio is attempting to perpetuate a common and unfounded myth that i am female. do not listen to this fucker
:O!
I will ensure that I clothe an animal :D
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How the hell is dressing your dog up in a pumpkin costume interesting?? Animal cruelty sucks.
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intrigue
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yeah its soooo cruel i do it cuz i hate her
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On December 02 2011 10:46 Probulous wrote:Well it is a wise point to raise. Nothing worse than pubic breath BTW, the randomness and vehemence of your proclamation suggest a prior experience with such atrocities. Is this true or were you merely projecting?
Nice pun. Wish I thought of it.
Never done it. Sometimes just random and somewhat disturbing things pop into my head.
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Some how getting a STD never felt like "I did something today" to me. But hey whatever floats your boat.
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Oh boy, I'm gonna be a flossing / pube trimming BONJWA after this one. Thanks, intrigue!
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Hmmmm how would one ever come up with the idea to floss with pubes ._.
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On December 02 2011 10:35 shindigs wrote:It's interesting that these activities only work when they are done independently of one another. Here are examples of bad ideas: 1) floss your dog 2) floss your pubes 3) dress your pubes 4) floss your dress 5) dress your dog in your pubes
haahahahah
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
On December 02 2011 12:12 acrimoneyius wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2011 10:35 shindigs wrote:On December 02 2011 10:16 aNDRoM wrote: DO NOT FLOSS WITH PUBES It's interesting that these activities only work when they are done independently of one another. Here are examples of bad ideas: 1) floss your dog 2) floss your pubes 3) dress your pubes 4) floss your dress 5) dress your dog in your pubes haahahahah that is precisely why they make you feel useful - they are distinct tasks that require separate skill sets, all with no real overlap.
like you're hitting check marks all over the "functional" human's daily to-do list. if you are lenient with yourself and connect the dots, it's basically a completed checklist.
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After you've gone through two years of braces using a little rubber loop to thread the floss between each pair of teeth.. normal flossing feels luxurious. I just timed it and I took 21 seconds to floss. It used to take a few minutes at least. Funny, timing things makes them feel so much more productive. I flossed for 21 seconds today, what did you do?
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It was a great read. I'll definitely trim my pubes tonight. Or I could do it at office now, I got a decent pair of scissors.
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Sometimes I string my pubes to my beard and play them like a harp. Also the reason your gums bleed when you floss is because you haven't flossed in a long time. Floss regularly and they won't bleed.
When someone talks about the party or whatever they went to last weekend I'm not particularly impressed. I don't see why that would be seen as an accomplishment. However I do find I feel better when I go to bed if I've worked on one of my personal projects or actually done something so... Yup. Nothing to do with being judged by others, more judging myself. It feels pretty miserable to go through a whole day and realise the only thing you did was masturbate.
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I just flossed because of this post.
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This is a really great blog and I'm glad I read it! Thanks intrigue!
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This is very insightful in a calm slice of life kind of way. I think that's how I would describe intrigue...he's a slice of life.
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