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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
On December 02 2011 08:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: hmm, i recently successfully asked a girl out when I showed pictures of my dressed up robot (with which I conduct research) for halloween :3 ^satisfied customer testimony already
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On December 02 2011 08:20 intrigue wrote: any activity that involves lingering pain, cut circulation and bleeding is by definition very exciting. good job! So you're a proponent of hardcore S&M?
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Australia8532 Posts
Lol you floss to feel "in" - talk about FOMO
Still confused about this blog;
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Well, I agree on flossing. I do it every night. My teeth just don't really feel clean if I dont floss :s
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Brb while I do all three of these and have an extremely productive day.
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I tried teaching a dog I dressed in a Spiderman costume to trim my pubes while I flossed it.
It did not work.
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Technically it's only Thursday but reading this blog is the thing I did this weekend
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I rate random blogs 5/5 so I can say that I did something productive (and have something to show for it, LOOK SHINY STARS!!)
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2. clothe an animal. this will give you something cute, whimsical and funny to say if an attractive member of the other sex asks. "so what do you do for fun?" "well yesterday i dressed my dog up in a pumpkin costume" [intrigue's note: i actually did this] and insert a mischievous smile [i actually did this]. it will make her laugh and imply that you do interesting things all the time and follow your imagination, when you don't at all. who cares. people don't like other people for who they are, they like other people for who they're perceived to be. enjoy getting laid, a lot.
I bet this works on the ladies who enjoy cosplay.
You: Have you seen my sexy hound. He is dressed as a pumpkin.
Sexy sexy cosplay chick: Pumpkin? Isn't that a little embarrasing for a male?
You: No. He is manly enough to dress up and still fuck bitches.
Sexy sexy cosplay chick: I like to dress up. I could be a pumpkin.
You: Mmm, I do enjoy pumpkin juice. This could work. Now make me a sammich.
So bad
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Not flossing your teeth = no kisses from this guy!
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Dunno all this about pets and teeth, but I have to admit that I feel unnaturally great whenever I trim my pubes. It's probably dangerous to be this productive.
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This blog is horrible. 0/5 stars. However, I voted 5/5 stars to soften the blow this truth will deliver.
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I told a girl I trim my pubes in my spare time and now we're getting engaged. Thanks Intrigue
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On December 02 2011 10:09 FortyOzs wrote: I told a girl I trim my pubes in my spare time and now we're getting engaged. Thanks Intrigue she also has an abnormal attraction to giving you a blowjob, or was that just me thanks intrigue!
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What an obvious blog post about how you fucked a gym trainer ^_^
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