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On August 09 2011 06:13 MisterD wrote:yes! i found the matching video. I spent 5 minutes looking for this, so better appreciate it! here you go Fucking amazing.
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when i was in boarding school this kinda shit happened a lot but one of the worst was when someone flooded the bathrooms by leaving all the taps running, then a whole bunch of them just pissed all over the floor making it into a lake of piss that stank the whole building up... to top it off someone ripped off the toilet door and threw it down 10 flights of stairs almost killing someone at the bottom...
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On August 09 2011 06:16 Cyber_Cheese wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:14 OpticalShot wrote:On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room? >.> I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha* I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop? Oh come on, perfectly aiming all of it never had ANY appeal to you?
I find the name "OpticalShot" to be rather humorous in this case.
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I can explain.
When I use a public washroom, I open the stall door, stand with my back against the opposite wall, and try to pee long distance. Depending on the distance, the dispersion of the pee as it travels through the air causes some of it to miss. When pee is running out, there is less pee pressure so I have to apply manual pressure in order to make the same distance. This causes me to shake a bit more than usual, so I miss even more. On a good day, I can get 90% of the pee in the bowl, and on a bad day, less than 50%.
So next time you see pee all over the place, you will know what exactly happened.
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have you ever written your name in the snow with piss? don't bash what you don't understand young lady.
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It's 100% booze
I once pissed all over a children's playground while drunk in spain.......not something I'm particularly proud of
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On August 09 2011 01:26 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
Not that I'm endorsing it, but you'd have to be a guy to understand that sounds awesome. Granted, common decency stops many of us, but there's an appeal nonetheless. The best I've ever taken was in the Moroccan Sahara Desert in the middle of the night, with an enormous full moon shining down and no one around to watch or judge. Complete. Freedom. Other possibilities besides alcohol: 1) lightsaber duel 2) the same dude who likes to poop in urinals.
lol, reminds me of Tucker Max: http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-austin-road-trip/
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+ Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE? + Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. + Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: What really pisses me off
+ Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote: pisses me off + Show Spoiler + Oh I see what you did there...
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