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Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
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*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
  
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Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
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On August 09 2011 01:09 xxpack09 wrote:
Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
Exactly what I was going to say. The kid is probably wasted or something on a daily basis and just lets it go all over the place.
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On August 09 2011 01:09 xxpack09 wrote:
Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
^Probably this.
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Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
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I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha*
I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop?
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when pissed it makes the aiming game a lot more fun making me try a lot harder to aim my piss well. i dont see how it would be fun to spray the wall
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You go to Upenn right? Idk why but that and Opticalshots post made me laugh
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Could be a mentally challenged kid, in which case you should contact your res to get them help.
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Yup, UPenn. XD
I really wish it was a mentally challenged kid, cause then I could ttly understand what is happening in there...
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The real question is why wouldn't you spray all over the computer lab bathroom like an out of control fire hose?
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
Not that I'm endorsing it, but you'd have to be a guy to understand that sounds awesome. Granted, common decency stops many of us, but there's an appeal nonetheless.  The best I've ever taken was in the Moroccan Sahara Desert in the middle of the night, with an enormous full moon shining down and no one around to watch or judge. Complete. Freedom.
Other possibilities besides alcohol: 1) lightsaber duel 2) the same dude who likes to poop in urinals.
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He's a free spirit. He pisses where he wants
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
Welcome to college.
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I suppose urine is slightly more palatable than vomit. I've had people vomit, not in my bathroom, but in my actual room at least twice (that I knew about) freshman year.
In one particular case, during the weekend that parents were visiting, a particularly wasted fellow stumbled down the stairs and collapsed right in front of my door, and let spew vomit everywhere, while flopping around helplessly like a fish.
I am really quite surprised that you have yet to experience such grossness.
I'm gonna have to +1 the "Welcome to college."
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On August 09 2011 01:49 Keone wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab. Welcome to college.
Yeah, sounds like college alright...
The men's room in residence halls are hit or miss. Community men's rooms are especially nasty. I was an RA for three years, residence issues director for one, and good friends with the res. issues guy for the next two years. Over that time numerous, almost unspeakable evils happened to the men's room.
So here's a list, but it turned out a lot grosser than intended. If you're going to quote this, please keep it in spoiler:+ Show Spoiler +The worst I heard was when a men's community bath had crap (literally) smeared all over walls and mirrors.
Finding a "present" in a community shower wasn't unheard of.
You know the southpark episode where they defecate in a urinal? Maintenance sure did! The night after it aired they cleaned out the community bathroom urinals for THREE floors. That's over 20 urinals...
If the wet spot in the hallway carpet smelled like piss chances are it was. Same with the couches in the lounges.
And finally, the res issues guy told me of a "recent" phenomena called "layering" where several guys on the floor used a particular community toilet and never flushed it.
Don't get me started on vomit - drunk people are VERY creative with where they choose to barf. My personal favorite was the outside garbage can. It wasn't really a can so much as metal grating with large holes. Puking in that assures that a lot of it will pour out of the holes and hit your clothing.
In conclusion, not everyone in college acts like adults. There are always the select few "boys" that think it's funny to treat the bathroom worse than a toddler. I think you're right in thinking it's a guy-oriented problem. Besides public shower sex the worst problems I heard and dealt with concerning the girl's bathroom were respect issues (using things that aren't yours, etc.).
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lol i used to be a swimmer and this one time i walked into the mens bathroom during training and lo behold someone had purposefully bestowed a gift in form of a creamy brown turd onto the rim of the toilet. either that or he has really bad and funky aim while shitting....i swear it was one of the water polo players, these boys lol
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this kind of shit happens at my office building
some guys are just complete idiots
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I held a keggar at my place at University. Over 200 ppl attended so I didn't know many of the people. I woke up the next morning and wandered into the bathroom to have a whiz. Written on the wall in sharpy was "I shat in your top tank".
I lifted the lid on the toilet tank and low and behold, floating there ever so gently, was a nice big log of shit.
Consider yourself lucky.
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