EPTBack in elementary school, people would wipe their ass and stick the toilet paper on the mirror.
I will never understand that.
WTF someone explain this - Page 2
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Back in elementary school, people would wipe their ass and stick the toilet paper on the mirror. I will never understand that. | ||
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lantz
United States762 Posts
^^ so much fun!! you wouldn't know or understand... | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Y'see, men have been leashed to always aim for the hole. Vaginas, toliet bowls, bottles, you name it, we shoot it a la Clint Eastwood. When we reach a urinal, it's an insult. It's so big and wide, practically wider than our whole basin and that's an insult to our years of aim. Fuck the man, ANARCHY, let me shoot everywhere but the urinal and show that I am a free and mother-fucking wild man. You dig? | ||
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Swwww
Switzerland812 Posts
On August 09 2011 01:39 arb wrote: He's a free spirit. He pisses where he wants LOL - you sir made my night hahaha spat my drink out over myself lmao..... | ||
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Z3kk
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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rei
United States3594 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On August 09 2011 03:56 rei wrote: Sometimes the piss doesn't come out right, especially after jerking off, at times like that it might split into 2different streams when it comes out, one goes directly downward, the other goes straight up in mid air, because you still have a huge boner, if you try to push it down, the stream that goes downward will piss all over your own legs. Some people doesn't have experience on how to deal with this situation, the proper way of handling this all mess is what..... I always piss after ejaculating, but I can't recall having this problem. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
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CaM27
Belgium392 Posts
Actually i was the guilty one, i was in a youth hostel. I went for the toilets, pretty drunk yeah, didn't really care for aiming, i had a blast pissing anywhere but the toilet. Since that day i blame it on heavy intoxication, it never happened anymore tough  | ||
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garlicface
Canada4196 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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SafeAsCheese
United States4924 Posts
Food for thought. | ||
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
On August 09 2011 03:16 Torte de Lini wrote: I think it's the liberty of missing. Y'see, men have been leashed to always aim for the hole. Vaginas, toliet bowls, bottles, you name it, we shoot it a la Clint Eastwood. When we reach a urinal, it's an insult. It's so big and wide, practically wider than our whole basin and that's an insult to our years of aim. Fuck the man, ANARCHY, let me shoot everywhere but the urinal and show that I am a free and mother-fucking wild man. You dig? I dig, bro. | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
Sounds unfortunate, but public bathrooms of any kind are bound to be nasty and unpleasant really. It's like the people that write on toilet walls, nobody knows who they are, but everybody knows they exist. Perhaps, in secret, we all write on toilet walls? Perhaps its the anguished souls of the lost, writing down their phone numbers? All I know is that this is a fantastic set up for a horror film. First the bathroom... Then, one morning, you find the entire building covered in piss. Now that'll piss you off for sure. | ||
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
On August 09 2011 03:56 rei wrote: Sometimes the piss doesn't come out right, especially after jerking off, at times like that it might split into 2different streams when it comes out, one goes directly downward, the other goes straight up in mid air, because you still have a huge boner, if you try to push it down, the stream that goes downward will piss all over your own legs. Some people doesn't have experience on how to deal with this situation, the proper way of handling this all mess is http://www.sexhax.com/images/4.giffinally a get a fucking solution to the exact problem you described. | ||
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mardi
United States1164 Posts
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MisterD
Germany1338 Posts
here you go | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On August 09 2011 01:14 OpticalShot wrote: I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha* I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop? Oh come on, perfectly aiming all of it never had ANY appeal to you? | ||
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~_~
Canada239 Posts
they all try to hover piss so they don't have to touch the seat and yes, messes are made. and they will never clean it. also, if a guy splashes on the seat i'd say hes more likely to not give a fuck and just wipe it off with some toilet paper. i'd place my money on a woman making the mess. | ||
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