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Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
  
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Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
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On August 09 2011 01:09 xxpack09 wrote:
Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
Exactly what I was going to say. The kid is probably wasted or something on a daily basis and just lets it go all over the place.
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On August 09 2011 01:09 xxpack09 wrote:
Ah, the wonderful influence of ALCOHOL
If your university is anything like mine, booze was most likely the causative factor behind this, and most messes that ever occur in a bathroom.
^Probably this.
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Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha*
I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop?
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when pissed it makes the aiming game a lot more fun making me try a lot harder to aim my piss well. i dont see how it would be fun to spray the wall
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You go to Upenn right? Idk why but that and Opticalshots post made me laugh
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Could be a mentally challenged kid, in which case you should contact your res to get them help.
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Yup, UPenn. XD
I really wish it was a mentally challenged kid, cause then I could ttly understand what is happening in there...
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The real question is why wouldn't you spray all over the computer lab bathroom like an out of control fire hose?
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
Not that I'm endorsing it, but you'd have to be a guy to understand that sounds awesome. Granted, common decency stops many of us, but there's an appeal nonetheless.  The best I've ever taken was in the Moroccan Sahara Desert in the middle of the night, with an enormous full moon shining down and no one around to watch or judge. Complete. Freedom.
Other possibilities besides alcohol: 1) lightsaber duel 2) the same dude who likes to poop in urinals.
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He's a free spirit. He pisses where he wants
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On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab.
Welcome to college.
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I suppose urine is slightly more palatable than vomit. I've had people vomit, not in my bathroom, but in my actual room at least twice (that I knew about) freshman year.
In one particular case, during the weekend that parents were visiting, a particularly wasted fellow stumbled down the stairs and collapsed right in front of my door, and let spew vomit everywhere, while flopping around helplessly like a fish.
I am really quite surprised that you have yet to experience such grossness.
I'm gonna have to +1 the "Welcome to college."
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On August 09 2011 01:49 Keone wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
Hokayyyyy kind of a rant, but srsly wtf.
I am at work in the computer lab in a university dorm. I get up to use the restroom, which is a uni-sex, one person bathroom. When I walk in, I am disgusted to see that someone has pissed all over the floor, the wall, and the toilet. Not in the toilet, just on the toilet. I then have to walk down several floors to the main level where there are separate sex bathrooms.
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
Wtf seriously. What. The. Fuck.
Now I suppose a woman could have hypothetically made that mess, but it takes a hell of a lot more talent than most women have to spray the wall, floor, and toilet seat. I don't have that kind of talent. Also, I have ran into this unfortunate problem very rarely in a women's restroom. I am inclined to believe it was a man.
Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.>
*Oh wait I forgot to mention that everyone here has a private bathroom. Also, if you are just entering the building, there are restrooms there. You have to go up a few floors to get to this particular restroom.
Doesn't make sense to use this restroom unless you are in the computer lab. Welcome to college.
Yeah, sounds like college alright...
The men's room in residence halls are hit or miss. Community men's rooms are especially nasty. I was an RA for three years, residence issues director for one, and good friends with the res. issues guy for the next two years. Over that time numerous, almost unspeakable evils happened to the men's room.
So here's a list, but it turned out a lot grosser than intended. If you're going to quote this, please keep it in spoiler:+ Show Spoiler +The worst I heard was when a men's community bath had crap (literally) smeared all over walls and mirrors.
Finding a "present" in a community shower wasn't unheard of.
You know the southpark episode where they defecate in a urinal? Maintenance sure did! The night after it aired they cleaned out the community bathroom urinals for THREE floors. That's over 20 urinals...
If the wet spot in the hallway carpet smelled like piss chances are it was. Same with the couches in the lounges.
And finally, the res issues guy told me of a "recent" phenomena called "layering" where several guys on the floor used a particular community toilet and never flushed it.
Don't get me started on vomit - drunk people are VERY creative with where they choose to barf. My personal favorite was the outside garbage can. It wasn't really a can so much as metal grating with large holes. Puking in that assures that a lot of it will pour out of the holes and hit your clothing.
In conclusion, not everyone in college acts like adults. There are always the select few "boys" that think it's funny to treat the bathroom worse than a toddler. I think you're right in thinking it's a guy-oriented problem. Besides public shower sex the worst problems I heard and dealt with concerning the girl's bathroom were respect issues (using things that aren't yours, etc.).
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lol i used to be a swimmer and this one time i walked into the mens bathroom during training and lo behold someone had purposefully bestowed a gift in form of a creamy brown turd onto the rim of the toilet. either that or he has really bad and funky aim while shitting....i swear it was one of the water polo players, these boys lol
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this kind of shit happens at my office building
some guys are just complete idiots
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I held a keggar at my place at University. Over 200 ppl attended so I didn't know many of the people. I woke up the next morning and wandered into the bathroom to have a whiz. Written on the wall in sharpy was "I shat in your top tank".
I lifted the lid on the toilet tank and low and behold, floating there ever so gently, was a nice big log of shit.
Consider yourself lucky.
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Could have been a dyslexic trying to write his name.
Back in elementary school, people would wipe their ass and stick the toilet paper on the mirror.
I will never understand that.
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Someone please explain why this happens. Honestly I have no understanding of it. What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
^^
so much fun!! you wouldn't know or understand...
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I think it's the liberty of missing.
Y'see, men have been leashed to always aim for the hole. Vaginas, toliet bowls, bottles, you name it, we shoot it a la Clint Eastwood.
When we reach a urinal, it's an insult. It's so big and wide, practically wider than our whole basin and that's an insult to our years of aim.
Fuck the man, ANARCHY, let me shoot everywhere but the urinal and show that I am a free and mother-fucking wild man.
You dig?
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On August 09 2011 01:39 arb wrote:
He's a free spirit. He pisses where he wants
LOL - you sir made my night hahaha spat my drink out over myself lmao.....
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WTF all of these posts in this thread lolol. And yet, I'm also very scared now 
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Some people enjoy being assholes and pissing off other people.
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Sometimes the piss doesn't come out right, especially after jerking off, at times like that it might split into 2different streams when it comes out, one goes directly downward, the other goes straight up in mid air, because you still have a huge boner, if you try to push it down, the stream that goes downward will piss all over your own legs. Some people doesn't have experience on how to deal with this situation, the proper way of handling this all mess is
![[image loading]](http://www.sexhax.com/images/4.gif) http://www.sexhax.com/images/4.gif
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On August 09 2011 03:56 rei wrote:
Sometimes the piss doesn't come out right, especially after jerking off, at times like that it might split into 2different streams when it comes out, one goes directly downward, the other goes straight up in mid air, because you still have a huge boner, if you try to push it down, the stream that goes downward will piss all over your own legs. Some people doesn't have experience on how to deal with this situation, the proper way of handling this all mess is
what..... I always piss after ejaculating, but I can't recall having this problem.
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Wavin' the garden hose- cause we can, we do.
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This happenned once to me.
Actually i was the guilty one, i was in a youth hostel. I went for the toilets, pretty drunk yeah, didn't really care for aiming, i had a blast pissing anywhere but the toilet. Since that day i blame it on heavy intoxication, it never happened anymore tough
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Not as bad as seeing the walls of a Starbucks bathroom covered in shit. I felt sorry for whichever employee had to clean that up.
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i did something similar last year LOL
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According to askreddit, every time it is asked, people will say that womens bathrooms are almost always way worse than mens bathrooms in terms of being dirty/disgusting.
Food for thought.
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Ever been into the men's room at Grand Central? I swear, the entire room is a giant puddle of water with TP floating around.
On August 09 2011 03:16 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think it's the liberty of missing.
Y'see, men have been leashed to always aim for the hole. Vaginas, toliet bowls, bottles, you name it, we shoot it a la Clint Eastwood.
When we reach a urinal, it's an insult. It's so big and wide, practically wider than our whole basin and that's an insult to our years of aim.
Fuck the man, ANARCHY, let me shoot everywhere but the urinal and show that I am a free and mother-fucking wild man.
You dig?
I dig, bro.
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Haha, you were saying this really "pisses you off"? (^_^)
Sounds unfortunate, but public bathrooms of any kind are bound to be nasty and unpleasant really. It's like the people that write on toilet walls, nobody knows who they are, but everybody knows they exist.
Perhaps, in secret, we all write on toilet walls? Perhaps its the anguished souls of the lost, writing down their phone numbers?
All I know is that this is a fantastic set up for a horror film. First the bathroom... Then, one morning, you find the entire building covered in piss.
Now that'll piss you off for sure.
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On August 09 2011 03:56 rei wrote:Sometimes the piss doesn't come out right, especially after jerking off, at times like that it might split into 2different streams when it comes out, one goes directly downward, the other goes straight up in mid air, because you still have a huge boner, if you try to push it down, the stream that goes downward will piss all over your own legs. Some people doesn't have experience on how to deal with this situation, the proper way of handling this all mess is http://www.sexhax.com/images/4.gif
finally a get a fucking solution to the exact problem you described.
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Like others said, it's probably alcohol. One of my roommates once did that in his bathroom except he decided to pee into the bathroom from the door and made a huge mess.
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yes! i found the matching video. I spent 5 minutes looking for this, so better appreciate it!
here you go
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On August 09 2011 01:14 OpticalShot wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.> I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha* I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop?
Oh come on, perfectly aiming all of it never had ANY appeal to you?
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women's bathrooms are disgusting.
they all try to hover piss so they don't have to touch the seat and yes, messes are made. and they will never clean it.
also, if a guy splashes on the seat i'd say hes more likely to not give a fuck and just wipe it off with some toilet paper.
i'd place my money on a woman making the mess.
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On August 09 2011 06:13 MisterD wrote:yes! i found the matching video. I spent 5 minutes looking for this, so better appreciate it! here you go
Fucking amazing.
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when i was in boarding school this kinda shit happened a lot but one of the worst was when someone flooded the bathrooms by leaving all the taps running, then a whole bunch of them just pissed all over the floor making it into a lake of piss that stank the whole building up... to top it off someone ripped off the toilet door and threw it down 10 flights of stairs almost killing someone at the bottom...
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On August 09 2011 06:16 Cyber_Cheese wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:14 OpticalShot wrote:On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
>.> I seriously LOL'd at that line because I imagined myself doing it and laughing like a maniac at the same time. You planted the idea in my head now. *muhahaha* I actually wonder about something similar too. In male washroom urinals, there's always a pool of dried (or fresh... I don't know which one's worse) piss below the urinal in a circular area of about 40-centimeter diameter. Honestly, unless someone's trying to do some no-hand-piss trick I find it IMPOSSIBLE to spill piss BELOW the urinals. No, they're definitely not leakages from the urinal/pipe because the wall below the urinal is relatively clean, and I even checked under the urinal to see that it's clean. Are some people really stupid enough to stand like a meter away from the urinal and try to score every drop? Oh come on, perfectly aiming all of it never had ANY appeal to you?
I find the name "OpticalShot" to be rather humorous in this case.
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I can explain.
When I use a public washroom, I open the stall door, stand with my back against the opposite wall, and try to pee long distance. Depending on the distance, the dispersion of the pee as it travels through the air causes some of it to miss. When pee is running out, there is less pee pressure so I have to apply manual pressure in order to make the same distance. This causes me to shake a bit more than usual, so I miss even more. On a good day, I can get 90% of the pee in the bowl, and on a bad day, less than 50%.
So next time you see pee all over the place, you will know what exactly happened.
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have you ever written your name in the snow with piss? don't bash what you don't understand young lady.
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It's 100% booze
I once pissed all over a children's playground while drunk in spain.......not something I'm particularly proud of
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On August 09 2011 01:26 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What is so appealing about twirling your dick around like a garden hose and watering an entire room?
Not that I'm endorsing it, but you'd have to be a guy to understand that sounds awesome. Granted, common decency stops many of us, but there's an appeal nonetheless. The best I've ever taken was in the Moroccan Sahara Desert in the middle of the night, with an enormous full moon shining down and no one around to watch or judge. Complete. Freedom. Other possibilities besides alcohol: 1) lightsaber duel 2) the same dude who likes to poop in urinals.
lol, reminds me of Tucker Max: http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-austin-road-trip/
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+ Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. This dorm does not house people under the age of 18. My question is-- why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 have serious issues aiming in the toilet-- or why the fuck does someone over the age of 18 STILL FIND IT FUNNY TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE? + Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What really pisses me off is that this happens regularly-- multiple times a week over the entire past summer I have been working here. + Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
What really pisses me off
+ Show Spoiler +On August 09 2011 01:07 RedJustice wrote:
pisses me off + Show Spoiler +
Oh I see what you did there...
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