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Most of the initial ones on this list are from radiaL's TL.net quotes archive, but since he's not as active anymore, he said it was OK to post some of them here. I’m sure there are many more…
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Last updated: 08/31/06
Quote from: NewbSaibot
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In “sc type of webgame?”:
On August 30 2006 13:23 WhizKid77 wrote:
what would be awesome in addition to liquibet is like...a starcraft web turn based game. players can challenge other players, have a rate of mining (per day/hour,etc), start building stuff, etc. and battle it out
i'm a web dev by trade, lemme know if anyone is interested! =P
On August 30 2006 18:19 NewbSaibot wrote:
could you make it graphical? And run in full screen? With the ability to scroll in any direction? With moving icons and units, that you can click on, and hear them say witty comments like "sho nuff!", and assign them to do things like gather minerals, or bind them all to a single key and make them attack other units? And have like an online chat system/meeting place, like a battle zone, or fight net, or something, so we could chat and then initiate games against each other? Even save in-game videos of our battles to show other people?
I'd play that.
what would be awesome in addition to liquibet is like...a starcraft web turn based game. players can challenge other players, have a rate of mining (per day/hour,etc), start building stuff, etc. and battle it out
i'm a web dev by trade, lemme know if anyone is interested! =P
On August 30 2006 18:19 NewbSaibot wrote:
could you make it graphical? And run in full screen? With the ability to scroll in any direction? With moving icons and units, that you can click on, and hear them say witty comments like "sho nuff!", and assign them to do things like gather minerals, or bind them all to a single key and make them attack other units? And have like an online chat system/meeting place, like a battle zone, or fight net, or something, so we could chat and then initiate games against each other? Even save in-game videos of our battles to show other people?
I'd play that.
In “Need Help plz”:
On August 26 2006 06:04 GoKu_ wrote:
I have purchased two years ago a licensed version of the Starcraft-BroodWar. Everything was fine until three days ago, when connection to Europe, then USWest and then Asia, failed to start, with no messages returned, but the gateway list window back again. Only working gateway is US East.
I have no problems with my ISP or firewall setings, because one gateway is still working.
Need help, pls.
On August 26 2006 06:25 Smurg wrote:
Your only option is to defeat US-East so you can unlock the other gateways!
This happens once every millenia or so, they randomly select a person they think is noble of spirit and true of heart, they issue a challenge that will take the said person on a long and dangerous adventure that will lead to great personal growth within the protagonist. The protagonist being you!
Good luck my friend...may your unlocking of the sacred gateways be successful...I know it will be tough, but if anyone can do it...it's you...Goku.
On August 26 2006 06:43 SexyGirl[ro] wrote:
Is not funny Smurg. Because i have the same problem.
On August 26 2006 06:48 Smurg wrote:
TWO? IN THE SAME ERA? ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE! DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
I have purchased two years ago a licensed version of the Starcraft-BroodWar. Everything was fine until three days ago, when connection to Europe, then USWest and then Asia, failed to start, with no messages returned, but the gateway list window back again. Only working gateway is US East.
I have no problems with my ISP or firewall setings, because one gateway is still working.
Need help, pls.
On August 26 2006 06:25 Smurg wrote:
Your only option is to defeat US-East so you can unlock the other gateways!
This happens once every millenia or so, they randomly select a person they think is noble of spirit and true of heart, they issue a challenge that will take the said person on a long and dangerous adventure that will lead to great personal growth within the protagonist. The protagonist being you!
Good luck my friend...may your unlocking of the sacred gateways be successful...I know it will be tough, but if anyone can do it...it's you...Goku.
On August 26 2006 06:43 SexyGirl[ro] wrote:
Is not funny Smurg. Because i have the same problem.
On August 26 2006 06:48 Smurg wrote:
TWO? IN THE SAME ERA? ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE! DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
In “VOD Tracker”:
On August 29 2006 00:02 HonestTea wrote:
Ok TLnet Bot,
I get it.
I leave now, but you'll always be in my heart. Whenever I see those horses on the top banner, I will think of you. And it's going to hurt. Coming back here every day. But there will always be a space in my heart for you. So go on, go on moving VODs and maintaining the ban list. I'll be watching you from afar, protecting you from the likes of evil like Chibi.
You broke a heart today, TLnet Bot.
On August 29 2006 07:41 TLnet Bot wrote:
I love you HonestTea
On August 29 2006 08:27 pheer wrote:
ya thats not a girl
i can tell because she has no period
Ok TLnet Bot,
I get it.
I leave now, but you'll always be in my heart. Whenever I see those horses on the top banner, I will think of you. And it's going to hurt. Coming back here every day. But there will always be a space in my heart for you. So go on, go on moving VODs and maintaining the ban list. I'll be watching you from afar, protecting you from the likes of evil like Chibi.
You broke a heart today, TLnet Bot.
On August 29 2006 07:41 TLnet Bot wrote:
I love you HonestTea
On August 29 2006 08:27 pheer wrote:
ya thats not a girl
i can tell because she has no period
In “2v2 ProLeague Question”:
On August 24 2006 13:04 Hot_Bid wrote:
[During 2v2 Proleague]
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!
Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?
[During 2v2 Proleague]
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!
Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?
In “Chelsea Wants Riise”:
On August 15 2006 00:03 africanboy wrote:
Chelsea is Interesting Of John Arne Riise(LiverPool)from Norway
After the Match Liverpool vs Chelsea ..2:1
When will Chelsea`s Ambition will be stop
Chelsea is Interesting Of John Arne Riise(LiverPool)from Norway
After the Match Liverpool vs Chelsea ..2:1
When will Chelsea`s Ambition will be stop
In “So I'm going to college...”:
On August 16 2006 13:56 Gene wrote:
For my freshman year. i'll be attending Ithaca College in NY.
i've been waiting to find out my room/roommate information all summer, only to find out that my letter got lost in the mail.
i call up the school yesterday, and find out the information. i facebook the kid,
and the kid im going to spend the rest of the year with,
is
gay.
On August 16 2006 14:24 micronesia wrote:
Whether or not he is gay doesn't say very much at all....most people assume that means he's flaming which isn't necessarily true.
Don't take this the wrong way but it reminds me of a story.....a friend of a friend had a gay roomate years ago in college...one day the guy is having unexplained problems with anal bleeding. Eventually he sets up a camera in his dorm secretly and discovers his roomate was drugging and raping him.
Probably won't happen to you though.
For my freshman year. i'll be attending Ithaca College in NY.
i've been waiting to find out my room/roommate information all summer, only to find out that my letter got lost in the mail.
i call up the school yesterday, and find out the information. i facebook the kid,
and the kid im going to spend the rest of the year with,
is
gay.
On August 16 2006 14:24 micronesia wrote:
Whether or not he is gay doesn't say very much at all....most people assume that means he's flaming which isn't necessarily true.
Don't take this the wrong way but it reminds me of a story.....a friend of a friend had a gay roomate years ago in college...one day the guy is having unexplained problems with anal bleeding. Eventually he sets up a camera in his dorm secretly and discovers his roomate was drugging and raping him.
Probably won't happen to you though.
In “815 3.2 ??”:
On August 03 2006 10:32 homZ-3k wrote:
ive seen a couple games with 815 3.2 what the difference between 3.1 and 3.2?
On August 03 2006 10:40 mdb wrote:
0.1
ive seen a couple games with 815 3.2 what the difference between 3.1 and 3.2?
On August 03 2006 10:40 mdb wrote:
0.1
In “Suicide Notes”:
On June 19 2006 07:19 lil.sis wrote:
M, Married, 56
Dearest Helena,
By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are untameable... And the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated.
Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die a hero. I killed him... my pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well.
You will never see me again, Helena.
Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future.
Au revoir
M, Married, 56
Dearest Helena,
By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are untameable... And the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated.
Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die a hero. I killed him... my pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well.
You will never see me again, Helena.
Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future.
Au revoir
In “Critic my Valedictorian Speech Please!”:
On June 12 2006 19:28 IntoTheWow wrote:
...
Ladies and gentlemen, now is not the time for false modesty; I am really good at the internet. I rock at the internet, I could kick your ass at the internet. To give you an example, no more than say, half a dozen of you know what a swarm of ninjas is . Or how unexpected a Jinjo can be. You don't know what Mass Carriers entail, or that they are an instant win. I'm not gonna go into an anecdote about how this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just to sit right there and tell you all how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. I digress. This speech is serious business and I know that some of you are expressing doubts as to how the hell i got selected for doing this speech. Few of you know this, but when it comes down to serious business, I can be very down to earth. I can be very down to fire. I can be very down to wind. I can be very down to water. I can be very down to heart. I can be very down to GOOOO PLANET. I can be very down to BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I am Captain Planet. The power is yours. Have fun.
...
...
Ladies and gentlemen, now is not the time for false modesty; I am really good at the internet. I rock at the internet, I could kick your ass at the internet. To give you an example, no more than say, half a dozen of you know what a swarm of ninjas is . Or how unexpected a Jinjo can be. You don't know what Mass Carriers entail, or that they are an instant win. I'm not gonna go into an anecdote about how this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just to sit right there and tell you all how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. I digress. This speech is serious business and I know that some of you are expressing doubts as to how the hell i got selected for doing this speech. Few of you know this, but when it comes down to serious business, I can be very down to earth. I can be very down to fire. I can be very down to wind. I can be very down to water. I can be very down to heart. I can be very down to GOOOO PLANET. I can be very down to BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I am Captain Planet. The power is yours. Have fun.
...
In “REKRUL VS FAYTH”: [When Fayth was down $100]
On March 21 2006 12:10 cuteFayth wrote:
Couldn't come on computer, i'm pretty fuckin sick right now, basically since about 2 days, so yeah wether this looked like an excuse or not doesn't matter to me, i'm not the type to lie, i'm very honest. We'll play when i feel better, if i win you send 300$, if i lose i send 100$, that's basically what double or nothing means.
Couldn't come on computer, i'm pretty fuckin sick right now, basically since about 2 days, so yeah wether this looked like an excuse or not doesn't matter to me, i'm not the type to lie, i'm very honest. We'll play when i feel better, if i win you send 300$, if i lose i send 100$, that's basically what double or nothing means.
In “Hold Lurker”:
On April 05 2006 23:02 Hot_Bid wrote:
here's how you do it
1. build spears, twice as long as a man.
2. arrive at battle with spears disguised and wearing signature warpaint
3. pick a fight
4. make an inspiring speech
5. make every scot with a horse flee and let the english think they will ride you down like grass
5. hold... hold... hold... hold... HOLD.... HOLLLLD......... NOWWWWWWWWW
here's how you do it
1. build spears, twice as long as a man.
2. arrive at battle with spears disguised and wearing signature warpaint
3. pick a fight
4. make an inspiring speech
5. make every scot with a horse flee and let the english think they will ride you down like grass
5. hold... hold... hold... hold... HOLD.... HOLLLLD......... NOWWWWWWWWW
In “Omfg... You guys gotta check this out”:
On September 19 2004 18:33 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
FUCK BARBIE gO LESBIANS DOLLS!!
http://somerandomlink
it is scary.. what has the world come to?
check the strapon page =o
On September 19 2004 18:34 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
wtf was that
On September 19 2004 18:36 DarkGhost]Coon[ wrote:
Umm. No anime porn please.
On September 19 2004 18:38 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
oh shit wrong link
FUCK BARBIE gO LESBIANS DOLLS!!
http://somerandomlink
it is scary.. what has the world come to?
check the strapon page =o
On September 19 2004 18:34 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
wtf was that
On September 19 2004 18:36 DarkGhost]Coon[ wrote:
Umm. No anime porn please.
On September 19 2004 18:38 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
oh shit wrong link
In “Nato Admits Buglaria To Member Ship.”:
On March 26 2004 06:17 Heat-0n wrote:
From second april Bulgaria will be an official member of NATO.
It will be a national holiday.
I hope we will be no longer considered as a third world country.
Thank you all for the kind affiliation.
Rgrds
On March 26 2004 06:26 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
man they letting noobs join now, imma find a new clanm
From second april Bulgaria will be an official member of NATO.
It will be a national holiday.
I hope we will be no longer considered as a third world country.
Thank you all for the kind affiliation.
Rgrds
On March 26 2004 06:26 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
man they letting noobs join now, imma find a new clanm
In “Protoss rulez outside korea:-)”:
On June 28 2003 00:05 ilnp wrote:
In breaking news: african american males are good at basketball.
In breaking news: african american males are good at basketball.
In “my girlfriend got raped.”:
On July 13 2005 18:20 gg_hertzz wrote:
My only question is...
What map was it on?
My only question is...
What map was it on?
In “There is an eye staring at me”:
On May 09 2004 22:22 Niv)Mutal wrote:
There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?
On May 09 2004 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
take the ring off
There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?
On May 09 2004 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
take the ring off
In “sisters boyfriend..(you hate this too??)”:
On October 26 2005 04:35 Casper… wrote:
this thread is funny
ps
close your eyes and picture your sister naked and fucking this guy
how do you feel about it
this thread is funny
ps
close your eyes and picture your sister naked and fucking this guy
how do you feel about it
In “if storms could stack...”:
On April 30 2005 16:30 NewbSaibot wrote:
what if battlecruisers could shoot 4 yamatos, tanks had an extra 10 matrix range, protoss had green, then blue shields, and zerg be invisible, even to detectors? what then huh?
what if battlecruisers could shoot 4 yamatos, tanks had an extra 10 matrix range, protoss had green, then blue shields, and zerg be invisible, even to detectors? what then huh?
In “how to become a f33red k0r34n z3rg on wcg/wsl”:
On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote:
...
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
...
...
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
...
In “Reagan’s Dead”:
On June 05 2004 16:27 Liquid`Drone wrote:
life goes on
but not for him lololol
=(
life goes on
but not for him lololol
=(
In “blizzard tourney”:
On November 19 2004 14:56 XG3 wrote:
I can't imagine the korean guys though..
Blizzard: "Hey Oov, can you take some time out of your busy $500,000 tournament and play in our little tourney? If you win, you can get a cd and a t-shirt!"
…
I can't imagine the korean guys though..
Blizzard: "Hey Oov, can you take some time out of your busy $500,000 tournament and play in our little tourney? If you win, you can get a cd and a t-shirt!"
…
In every thread...
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
In “List of all Pro korean BW Teams”:
On December 10 2003 07:15 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
i'm stupid and i won't use search function but i figure whatever i can fabricate is all someone who won't use the search function deserves
KTF
jinnam, joyo, hovz, rekrul
hanbitsoft
boxer, slayers, limterran, yaoyowan
team liquid
nazgul, meat, john sears, liquid
OGN
reach, assem, gundam, yellow, orange
i'm stupid and i won't use search function but i figure whatever i can fabricate is all someone who won't use the search function deserves
KTF
jinnam, joyo, hovz, rekrul
hanbitsoft
boxer, slayers, limterran, yaoyowan
team liquid
nazgul, meat, john sears, liquid
OGN
reach, assem, gundam, yellow, orange
In “War3 TFT 2v2 Partner Needed”:
On October 28 2004 16:15 Manifesto7 wrote:
[some misformed fetus sites]
...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
GL
[some misformed fetus sites]
...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
GL
In “does anyone know where i can download ram”:
On November 13 2005 10:44 zertaul993 wrote:
my computer is slow as hell and my friend said I need more ram. anyone know a good site.
my computer is slow as hell and my friend said I need more ram. anyone know a good site.
In “She cheats on me!OMG!!”:
On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote:
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
In “Any underwater basket-weaving enthusiasts?”:
On November 29 2004 18:05 Ack1027 wrote:
All this is fucking bullshit.
You guys can keep laughing your asses off behind your monitors trying to ' Trick ' us all into believing there is a actual league.
These are the facts: THERE IS NO OFFICIAL LEAGUE, MORE THAN HALF OF THOSE NAMES DO NOT EXIST ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AS FAMOUS BASKET WEAVERS, AND YOU ARE ALL GIVING LINKS TO SITES YOU CAN CUSTOM CREATE.
Now please shut the fuck up. I mean don't you all notice it's all under 500 post newbies who are doing this shit?
All this is fucking bullshit.
You guys can keep laughing your asses off behind your monitors trying to ' Trick ' us all into believing there is a actual league.
These are the facts: THERE IS NO OFFICIAL LEAGUE, MORE THAN HALF OF THOSE NAMES DO NOT EXIST ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AS FAMOUS BASKET WEAVERS, AND YOU ARE ALL GIVING LINKS TO SITES YOU CAN CUSTOM CREATE.
Now please shut the fuck up. I mean don't you all notice it's all under 500 post newbies who are doing this shit?
In “Post your own writing?”:
On July 31 2004 16:29 A3iL3r0n wrote:
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.
"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.
I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.
"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.
I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.
In “The bad erections”:
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."
Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"
*dad and henry high five*
Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"
Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"
Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"
Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."
Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"
*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*
You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."
Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"
*dad and henry high five*
Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"
Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"
Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"
Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."
Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"
*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*
You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
In “Hows Your Taste? NWS”:
On June 09 2005 21:10 MoltkeWarding wrote:
The point is none of these women are marriable.
Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.
How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know
-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)
The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl
The point is none of these women are marriable.
Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.
How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know
-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)
The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl
