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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 04 2009 21:22 GMT
#261
On August 20 2009 14:20 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2009 13:41 qrs wrote:
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.

Wow... That is brilliant, hahaha.


That was excellent.
Sullifam
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
October 04 2009 19:45 GMT
#262
On June 28 2007 06:40 Tien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2007 06:37 SuperJongMan wrote:
On June 28 2007 06:21 Hans-Titan wrote:
The vaginal fluids are corrosive, hence I'm a virgin. (I've heard the reason why so few sperm cells make it to the egg is because the fluid is corrosive)


Ahahhahahahahaha.....
Vaginal Fluids are corrosive.
I nearly pissed my pants in laughter.


It's serious business.


The corrosive fluids burn the tip of the dick before it enters the vagine.


Not fun.

From the Are you a virgin? topic.
zeppelin
Profile Joined December 2007
United States565 Posts
October 04 2009 20:26 GMT
#263
every episode of atrioc's hwaseung house

episode 1:
+ Show Spoiler +
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episode 2:
+ Show Spoiler +
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episode 3:
+ Show Spoiler +
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episode 4:
+ Show Spoiler +
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episode 5:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 6:
+ Show Spoiler +
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episode 7:
+ Show Spoiler +
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Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
October 04 2009 20:46 GMT
#264
On September 05 2009 06:22 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2009 14:20 Archaic wrote:
On August 20 2009 13:41 qrs wrote:
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.

Wow... That is brilliant, hahaha.


That was excellent.


Wow, possibly best pun on this site.
you live in the woods and drink vodka
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 04 2009 21:20 GMT
#265
On October 05 2009 05:26 zeppelin wrote:
every episode of atrioc's hwaseung house

episode 1:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 2:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 3:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 4:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 5:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 6:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


episode 7:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Last one is my fav
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
October 04 2009 22:17 GMT
#266
On August 26 2009 06:56 pheer wrote:
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On August 26 2009 04:33 disciple wrote:
what is WoW?

the blue pill


That's amazing. =D
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
zeppelin
Profile Joined December 2007
United States565 Posts
October 05 2009 18:06 GMT
#267
On October 05 2009 09:27 Flicky wrote:
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On October 05 2009 09:15 SanguineToss wrote:
On October 05 2009 09:09 El.Divino wrote:
Who's the non-Artosis dude?

Sorry. I feel stupid now.


Louder


WHO'S THE NON-ARTOSIS DUDE?
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 19:08:15
October 05 2009 19:07 GMT
#268
What is starcraft 2 sucks?

On September 23 2009 Chill wrote:
Fantastic thread my friend.


Man found it funny and I dunno why.. maybe because it awesomely rhymes I guess.. and yes it is a fantastic thread.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
October 05 2009 19:21 GMT
#269
Fantastic thread my friend doesn't rhyme. :O
Quint
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
467 Posts
October 05 2009 23:27 GMT
#270
[01:15:20] <SpoR-ZerG> CHUCK NORRIS
[01:15:25] <SpoR-ZerG> USES TABASCO SAUCE INSTEAD OF VISINE
[01:15:33] <micronesia> SpoR-ZerG uses his keyboard instead of his toilet
[01:15:42] <SpoR-ZerG> TOUCHE
[01:17:47] <SpoR-ZerG> THIS QUOTE'S FOR YOU NYVONE
[01:18:43] <SpoR-ZerG> how u spell his name?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11565 Posts
October 05 2009 23:32 GMT
#271
lol charlie
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
October 22 2009 04:27 GMT
#272
In SC Training for Cash:
On October 17 2009 10:22 Mora wrote:
im on. name?

i'm moraelin_ca

On October 17 2009 10:24 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
oh I'm not online RIGHT NOWhehe

another time bro

On October 17 2009 10:28 Mora wrote:
you're gay.

go fuck a donkey.

On October 17 2009 10:45 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I said not right now mora. Sorry.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
October 22 2009 04:33 GMT
#273
On October 22 2009 13:27 qrs wrote:
In SC Training for Cash:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 10:22 Mora wrote:
im on. name?

i'm moraelin_ca

On October 17 2009 10:24 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
oh I'm not online RIGHT NOWhehe

another time bro

On October 17 2009 10:28 Mora wrote:
you're gay.

go fuck a donkey.

Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 10:45 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I said not right now mora. Sorry.



Lmao, oh good ole mora!
Life?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 22 2009 05:09 GMT
#274
Click on my profile and go to the bottom and read up for the most recent best quotes.
Peace~
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
October 22 2009 05:40 GMT
#275
LOL

“2v2 ProLeague Question”
“So I'm going to college...”
“Hold Lurker”
In every thread...
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
December 30 2009 18:30 GMT
#276
In Solution for TL "veterancy" (the whole first couple pages of the thread are pretty funny, btw)
On December 16 2009 17:22 Spartan proposed:
I know I'm not exactly one of the top contributors or more active members, but I am a pretty experienced lurker. And what I've read/heard about the most is people saying that post counts are..
- Meaningless and can be spammed.
- Does not represent quality of the poster.
- Does not represent real "veterancy" of the poster.
- Encourages some people to post nonsense.

My idea is to have some sort of veteran level system....

[F]rom what I can deduce, the only worthy factors for a formula would be join date, post count, and average posts per week. I'd say use weekly average and not daily because it more accurately represents the users activity. I can't really think of a good formula just yet, but it's just a general idea...

On December 16 2009 21:21 Spartan elaborated with a tentative proposal:
a) Registered 45 days, 10 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
b) Registered 90 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
c) Registered 180 days, 20 posts per day/week. --> Points = 3600
d) Registered 265 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1325
e) Registered 730, 2 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1460

User C should be the highest level. He's been the most active and not necessarily one of the oldest members.

I guess the main flaw here is that it can fluctuate. A user that was high a year ago, but stops posting for a long time, would drop down because of their average. So yea, there's the flaw.. it kinda forgets about old posters that were great back in their day. o_O

There could also be some sort of bonus factor into play. Where staff could hand out extra points to users that contribute. Or every time someone posts a thread that gets a lot of activity they would get like 100 points. The extra points of course wouldn't go away and are added on top of the registered/average values.

Complicated.

On December 17 2009 07:39 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2009 21:21 Spartan wrote:
a) Registered 45 days, 10 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
b) Registered 90 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
c) Registered 180 days, 20 posts per day/week. --> Points = 3600
d) Registered 265 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1325
e) Registered 730, 2 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1460

That's a brilliant solution! But instead of points we'll call them posts, and put them next to the name, location and post date.

For instance, I've been here for 1152 days, with an average of 12.11 posts per day. That gives me about 13957 "Points", which I'll call "Posts". And then it'll say something like
Show nested quote +
SonuvBob Aiur. December 17 2009 07:39. Posts 13957

<3 SonuvBob.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 30 2009 20:24 GMT
#277
On December 31 2009 03:30 qrs wrote:
In Solution for TL "veterancy" (the whole first couple pages of the thread are pretty funny, btw)
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2009 17:22 Spartan proposed:
I know I'm not exactly one of the top contributors or more active members, but I am a pretty experienced lurker. And what I've read/heard about the most is people saying that post counts are..
- Meaningless and can be spammed.
- Does not represent quality of the poster.
- Does not represent real "veterancy" of the poster.
- Encourages some people to post nonsense.

My idea is to have some sort of veteran level system....

[F]rom what I can deduce, the only worthy factors for a formula would be join date, post count, and average posts per week. I'd say use weekly average and not daily because it more accurately represents the users activity. I can't really think of a good formula just yet, but it's just a general idea...

On December 16 2009 21:21 Spartan elaborated with a tentative proposal:
a) Registered 45 days, 10 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
b) Registered 90 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
c) Registered 180 days, 20 posts per day/week. --> Points = 3600
d) Registered 265 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1325
e) Registered 730, 2 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1460

User C should be the highest level. He's been the most active and not necessarily one of the oldest members.

I guess the main flaw here is that it can fluctuate. A user that was high a year ago, but stops posting for a long time, would drop down because of their average. So yea, there's the flaw.. it kinda forgets about old posters that were great back in their day. o_O

There could also be some sort of bonus factor into play. Where staff could hand out extra points to users that contribute. Or every time someone posts a thread that gets a lot of activity they would get like 100 points. The extra points of course wouldn't go away and are added on top of the registered/average values.

Complicated.

Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 07:39 SonuvBob wrote:
On December 16 2009 21:21 Spartan wrote:
a) Registered 45 days, 10 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
b) Registered 90 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 450
c) Registered 180 days, 20 posts per day/week. --> Points = 3600
d) Registered 265 days, 5 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1325
e) Registered 730, 2 posts per day/week. --> Points = 1460

That's a brilliant solution! But instead of points we'll call them posts, and put them next to the name, location and post date.

For instance, I've been here for 1152 days, with an average of 12.11 posts per day. That gives me about 13957 "Points", which I'll call "Posts". And then it'll say something like
SonuvBob Aiur. December 17 2009 07:39. Posts 13957

<3 SonuvBob.


I was JUST going to post this after I saw this thread getting bumped. I guess that's the reason it got bumped
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 30 2009 20:38 GMT
#278
On September 05 2009 06:22 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2009 14:20 Archaic wrote:
On August 20 2009 13:41 qrs wrote:
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.

Wow... That is brilliant, hahaha.


That was excellent.


can anyone explain this pun to me?
i guess i dont get it since im not english speaking?
Or is it really premature-primadonna?
if yes im really disappointed TL^^
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 21:34:55
December 30 2009 21:24 GMT
#279
On December 31 2009 05:38 MasterReY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2009 06:22 ghostWriter wrote:
On August 20 2009 14:20 Archaic wrote:
On August 20 2009 13:41 qrs wrote:
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.

Wow... That is brilliant, hahaha.


That was excellent.


can anyone explain this pun to me?
i guess i dont get it since im not english speaking?
Or is it really premature-primadonna?
if yes im really disappointed TL^^



If you don't understand it, don't presume to pass judgment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_donna

But he spelled it premadonna instead prima donna
like premature-madonna

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_(entertainer)

Madonna is a singer known throughout the world by her first name only (that's how you know you're successful) and is one of the most successful artists of all time. She kinda went off the edge recently, but she's always been sensual and a sex symbol throughout the world.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is an American singer born to a country singer who is very popular and has caught some flak for taking some pictures for a magazine in which her back is bare, although her contract with Disney means that she's supposed to be some sort of perfect teen-pop star or some shit and this goes against the image that they tried so hard to forge.
Sullifam
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 30 2009 21:58 GMT
#280
oh dang, I never knew it was an italian word and spelled that way. I always thought that the word originated from Madonna lol.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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