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Jaksiel
Profile Joined November 2008
United States4130 Posts
April 03 2009 03:52 GMT
#221
I love the inControl anti-Terran rants.
Zero fighting.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 25 2009 02:33 GMT
#222
Was just looking through some of my posts and decided this was worth posting.
On May 23 2009 16:25 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 16:23 SonuvBob wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:
On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:
On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote:
I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son!


Did he come quietly when the police showed up?


Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment?


He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess.


He must have thought long and hard before doing it.


I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit.

I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own.


Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking.


I think you're running out of juice.


gg

GG

From this thread.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 25 2009 02:43 GMT
#223
What is it? Today is the day of epic bumps? And I wonder if Hot_Bid will take this opportunity to make his 20k post...
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 25 2009 02:46 GMT
#224
sonuvbob won that quote. why the hell did you bump this honestly?
No no no no its not mine!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 25 2009 02:51 GMT
#225
To add to the collection. Better than a "lol guise looks, this thread is funny!" isn't it?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
June 30 2009 06:02 GMT
#226
In [H] Miss Oregon Charity:
On June 29 2009 11:29 uNcontroLable wrote:
...I am a contestant in the Miss America Program....[E]ach contestant is required to raise a certain amount of money.... So far, I have had trouble raising the money.... That's where you guys come in....

Now, here's the motivation. IF I raise $500 dollars before I leave for Miss Oregon on the 5th, I will post swimsuit pictures from the competition here on TLnet. iNc thinks that is good motivation.
-Anna

On June 29 2009 14:22 SkepTicAL wrote:
What if you don't like women and are 100% gay?

{88}iNcontroL instantly responded
Then I will post a picture of me in anna's bathing suit.
(which proved to be a bigger attraction than the original offer)
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
GoAudio
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden400 Posts
July 20 2009 10:27 GMT
#227
LMAO!
EffOrt[fOu] & Hyvaa[S.G] <3 :D
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 20 2009 16:50 GMT
#228
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.
Hi
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 20 2009 16:52 GMT
#229
On July 21 2009 01:50 kidd wrote:
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.


Ironically HE bumped this 1 month ago for that reason and yet here you are responding to him

The circle..
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
July 20 2009 16:53 GMT
#230
On July 21 2009 01:50 kidd wrote:
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.

if you read what he posted, it was 100% what the others said and not his "gg" at the end

not reading others posts before replying to them is probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 20 2009 17:07 GMT
#231
hi5 hb
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
July 20 2009 18:49 GMT
#232
On July 21 2009 01:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2009 01:50 kidd wrote:
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.

if you read what he posted, it was 100% what the others said and not his "gg" at the end

not reading others posts before replying to them is probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid


100%? He contributed a lot of one-liners... But still, I enjoyed it and don't mind these bumps. It's better than starting new topics for a single joke!
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
July 20 2009 18:57 GMT
#233
On July 21 2009 03:49 Xusneb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2009 01:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
On July 21 2009 01:50 kidd wrote:
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.

if you read what he posted, it was 100% what the others said and not his "gg" at the end

not reading others posts before replying to them is probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid


100%? He contributed a lot of one-liners... But still, I enjoyed it and don't mind these bumps. It's better than starting new topics for a single joke!

you're right, i probably should read others posts before replying to them, that's probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 23:24:20
August 11 2009 23:19 GMT
#234
In sick multitasking game:
On August 12 2009 06:31 Racenilatr wrote:
60 for me. I am really really tired though and not enough air is getting to my brain.
On August 12 2009 06:57 bdams19 wrote:
87 first try... but the air on the shoreline is rather salty and the extra sodium was really messing with my synapses and thusly my reaction time was significantly slower
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
August 11 2009 23:35 GMT
#235
"i think zerglings should be able to jump. not to attack air units but just to be able to jump onto cliffs or over zealot walls or terran wallins and the such. they could also jump from island to island (making 6pool on isles viable) but if they miss they drown.

oh and meds should have stimpack ability too, except for them it turns them into crackwhores so you can generate extra minerals as their pimp...but they're nasty whores so every once in a while one of your units dies from a aids or cancer or something"

omg lol
Multiply your efforts.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 12 2009 00:17 GMT
#236
On August 12 2009 08:35 kdog3683 wrote:
"i think zerglings should be able to jump. not to attack air units but just to be able to jump onto cliffs or over zealot walls or terran wallins and the such. they could also jump from island to island (making 6pool on isles viable) but if they miss they drown.

oh and meds should have stimpack ability too, except for them it turns them into crackwhores so you can generate extra minerals as their pimp...but they're nasty whores so every once in a while one of your units dies from a aids or cancer or something"

omg lol

from what thread?

sounds funny
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
August 12 2009 00:31 GMT
#237
On July 21 2009 03:57 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2009 03:49 Xusneb wrote:
On July 21 2009 01:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
On July 21 2009 01:50 kidd wrote:
Lol bumping an old topic to post a quote of yourself that you found funny is probably not going to fly to well here at teamliquid, this should be quite obvious.

if you read what he posted, it was 100% what the others said and not his "gg" at the end

not reading others posts before replying to them is probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid


100%? He contributed a lot of one-liners... But still, I enjoyed it and don't mind these bumps. It's better than starting new topics for a single joke!

you're right, i probably should read others posts before replying to them, that's probably not going to fly too well here at teamliquid



LOLOL put this in OP PLEASE LOL OMG
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
August 12 2009 00:58 GMT
#238
this thread always makes me smile when I read it. The quotes never get old
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 01:10 GMT
#239
On June 03 2009 17:07 omninmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 17:03 Rekrul wrote:
On June 03 2009 17:01 omninmo wrote:
On June 03 2009 16:33 Rekrul wrote:
god damn all i can say is the avg chinese person walking around in the street is a fucking RETARD


that can be said for the average person in any country.


no, chinese have no sense of direction, no awareness of their surroundings at all they are retarded as fuck


its just that chinese share one brain. so if some are using it for really heavy tasks, then the others suffer and just run around in circles bumping into stuff
i sum this up with the phrase:
[bannable-chinese-ethnic-slur]saresame.


Topic: "Nerdrage at its best"
On June 11 2009 22:13 IdrA wrote:
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On June 11 2009 21:09 DoX.) wrote:
I came into this thread looking for Idra

w/e

i saw the title and thought fuck what did i do this time

On June 11 2009 23:14 XeliN wrote:
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On June 11 2009 21:53 Last.Midnight wrote:
Now:
[image loading]


Not currently in possession of any younger ones but will try and get some.


A wild pedophile appeared!

Currently he does not possess younger ones but his search continues

On June 11 2009 19:38 HeadBangaa wrote:
[image loading]

X = Y

suggestion: physical activity

edit: srsly

On June 24 2009 15:02 Hittegods wrote:
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On June 24 2009 14:36 Vedic wrote:
I took my wife's name in our marriage - why not just do that?

Maybe he still has his own balls?

On June 25 2009 02:43 MrHoon wrote:
To understand how an average day is on a Korean Progaming website is... Imagine if there were thousands and thousands of Hot_Bids, Incontrol's and Rekruls constantly trolling each other for 24/7 trying to see who falls first onto the ground so they can gangrape them.

On June 26 2009 10:43 Manifesto7 wrote:
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On June 26 2009 10:41 Kennigit wrote:
14/f/Kyoto



On June 28 2009 13:33 lilsusie wrote:
It's in my nature to bleed every month for a few days. Fuck off. I'll do what I want.

On June 29 2009 01:14 SlayerS_`HackeR` wrote:
"I hope that e-sports grows to all four corners of the world." Lim Yo Hwan

LOL dude thinks the world is square! lol kid plays too much starcraft

On June 29 2009 17:07 paper wrote:
[image loading]

***Racenilatr Special Feature***
On June 29 2009 06:06 Racenilatr wrote:
ok think about it this way. The sooner I get a girlfriend the less you guys will have to worry about me posting on teamliquid for all you haters


On June 29 2009 05:56 Racenilatr wrote:
With my parents, its summer so I will do whatever the fuck I want. I can overpower my dad too and I WILL rebel against them if need be to be honest. They are really gay and I am really strong willed so I will get my way with them one way or another, but I prefer to avoid violence. Also I CAN leave the house, like they will drive me to the mall but they dont give me much money, if any at all, to spend on stuff unless it migiht be something such as a movie. Otherwise I just steal 1 dollar bills that have never been used from them.....ya

On June 29 2009 06:00 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 05:59 arb wrote:
Ask her if you can stick it in


Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser

On June 29 2009 10:05 Racenilatr wrote:
I hate them [parents], I know they want whats best for me, so I understand their situation, but If I lose some starcraft games and then my parents start bullshitting me I just get really really pissed off
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Shes the one right next to me

On July 02 2009 06:33 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2009 06:29 theconartist wrote:
Both progamers and foreigners use BOTH F-keys and 90 for their nexuses.
They use 90 for making probes during early and midgame and lategame they use f-keys.
Next time try not to be a lazy piece of shit and look at any random protoss replay from the replays section.

Maybe I'm not the lazy piece of shit you inconsiderate son of a ritard. I never even looked at any fucking replays. I studied hours worth of fpvods from progamers. Maybe if you had eyes like an asian you would be able to see each individual action progamers do

*** ***
On July 02 2009 11:47 IdrA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2009 11:17 -orb- wrote:
Calling something cheese is one thing, but then saying "I am tired of people who don't know how to play right" is altogether ridiculous

sounds fine to me

On July 29 2009 09:40 unk. wrote:
okthx, actions were taken:
-banned idra's city (seoul) for hosting a rigged map
-banned dimaga's city
-banned some other cities cuz why not

On April 28 2005 00:43 MoltkeWarding wrote:
1) Yes, this is a generalization. A generalization is a thing, while never universally true, is true enough to be of practical use. I do not hold it against intelligent, creatively minded Chinese people that they are who they are. Experience unfortunately rules against this.

2) I was just going to suggest that China, at best, may turn out to be a second Japan. There is nothing very wrong with this, but while I have few sympathies for Japan, I cannot say that I am dissatisfied at their present self-restraint. Sometimes a people have to be beaten and suffer in order to be set free from their jingo illusions. The Chinese have yet to undergo their baptism by fire; true of the United States too.

3) I am talking about the likely directions in which the Chinese country might find itself moving, and positing that I am not convinced by far that it will ever adopt those habits which I consider real virtue, it may go half-way, and that if the best I can hope for.

4) There is much more to European tradition than mere intellectual history. It is the adoptive continent of Christianity, of feudal, humanistic, and bourgeois and romantic tradition. If people in the West today refuse to recognize the virtues of the past (I was talking to someone the other day who honestly believed that "feudalism" was synoynmous with totalitarianism), it is because of myopia.

On August 02 2009 12:41 travis wrote:
I think naruto should get with both of them and then he looks up and the clouds are shaped like jiraiya who is watching and giving him a thumbs up

end manga

paper wrote:
like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS

On August 12 2009 02:14 Mass.crafT wrote:
your prob numbers are fine, and with a full supply limit you are the only one who knows what you can and can't do with it. Its limited to your control. Have confidence in your skills and know your limits. If you feel like you have a hard time with large Terran army. Find your strength be micro or macro or a deadly mix of the two. And use it. From the looks of thing your micro is the better. So keep you units moving back and forth from his expos picking on them. Us the fact that your army is faster then his. A Terran army on the move is weaker then the one how set up shop. Just watch the stork vs idra match on Othello. Storks army mobility is a pain in idra neck and he never gets to get his army in place. Now I know Othello is no Destination. Its smaller but the principle is the same. You have the more mobile army don't go Toe to Toe with them. Duck and weave man duck and weave

On August 04 2009 12:20 Kwark wrote:
I think we'll all agree that North Korea is bad, negotiation is good, prison time for innocent journalists is bad, freeing said journalists is good. Hopefully we can all express our desire that Bill Clinton isn't arrested on spurious charges.

Onto the real subjects. Nuclear weapons, American troops in SK, UN sanctions, Kim Jong Il dying, jokes about how NK sucks, bombing of Hiroshima, rape statistics on SK.
Peace~
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
August 12 2009 01:26 GMT
#240
Bravo.
All good quotes.
The RAM question was sheer genius.
You are now breathing manually.
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