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A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
August 12 2009 04:25 GMT
#241
paper wrote:
like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS


lol, paper's quote is gold.

that gets my vote.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
August 12 2009 04:44 GMT
#242
:D
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 12 2009 07:12 GMT
#243
Please update the OP Hot_Bid!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 12 2009 07:41 GMT
#244
On August 12 2009 13:25 A3iL3r0n wrote:
Show nested quote +
paper wrote:
like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS


lol, paper's quote is gold.

that gets my vote.

but where's it from? Not any thread in these forums.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
August 12 2009 08:33 GMT
#245
the idra quotes are hilarious, please add some of those in
User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
August 12 2009 08:52 GMT
#246
On August 12 2009 17:33 DanceCommander wrote:
the idra quotes are hilarious, please add some of those in


I dont think you can consider a " Fuck you FUCKING FAGGOT" a nice quote....
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
August 12 2009 08:59 GMT
#247
On August 12 2009 17:52 User11 wrote:
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On August 12 2009 17:33 DanceCommander wrote:
the idra quotes are hilarious, please add some of those in


I dont think you can consider a " Fuck you FUCKING PROTOSS FAGGOT" a nice quote....

Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 12 2009 19:29 GMT
#248
On July 02 2009 06:33 Racenilatr wrote:
Maybe I'm not the lazy piece of shit you inconsiderate son of a ritard. I never even looked at any fucking replays. I studied hours worth of fpvods from progamers. Maybe if you had eyes like an asian you would be able to see each individual action progamers do


This makes me think of that scene in The Hangover where whatever that character's name, the fat brother guy, is talking about "rih-tards"
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
August 12 2009 19:33 GMT
#249
On July 07 2009 05:46 ZeroCartin wrote on Costa Rica: Happiest Country:
rofl, I just found several articles that stated this based on a study calculated by the New Economics Foundation(NEF).

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Costa Ricans top the list because they report the highest life satisfaction in the world, they live slightly longer than Americans, yet have an ecological footprint that is less than a quarter the size. The country only narrowly fails to achieve the goal of what NEF calls "one-planet living": consuming its fair share of the Earth's natural resources.


SOURCE: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jul/04/costa-rica-happy-planet-index

hah, at least my country is first in something Makes me proud to read something like this :D


On July 07 2009 05:50 pubbanana wrote:
My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt.

"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 20 2009 04:41 GMT
#250
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
August 20 2009 05:20 GMT
#251
On August 20 2009 13:41 qrs wrote:
In 5 songs that sucked, regarding Miley Cyrus:
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On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.

Single most brilliant pun I have ever seen or heard.

Wow... That is brilliant, hahaha.
Virtuoso
Profile Joined December 2008
United States119 Posts
August 20 2009 05:54 GMT
#252
omg i just fell in love with this thread.

Liquid admins may i have permission to marry this thread?
fan of the top 3 terrans Flash Fantasy leta GOGO TERRANS
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 27 2009 04:31 GMT
#253
In a thread that may as well have been called Post Homoerotic Pictures of Pro-gamers:
On August 27 2009 11:09 Jyvblamo wrote:
[image loading]

singlehandedly redeeming a spectacularly awful thread, for my money
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
akame
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada9 Posts
August 27 2009 04:54 GMT
#254
I think the one with Smurg is insanely hilarious and i deeply thank him for that great laugh i just had
Wala.Revolution
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
7584 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-27 04:56:47
August 27 2009 04:56 GMT
#255
A lengthy post from this thread:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100562

On August 25 2009 10:53 Emlary wrote:
I was reading some Chinese finanical newspaper this morning and suddenly I saw Teamliquid! It's a report about BlizzCon (thanks to the tremendous success of WoW, Chinese business media love Blizzard lol) on 21st Century Business Herald, a pretty good local news agent. Well, they make stupid mistake sometimes =[

Quick translation:

James Lampkin, from Canada, was excited about his first BlizzCon participation. Back when he was a college student, he has been one of the 4 co-founders of Team Liquid, one of the most professional WoW fansites in North America. (LOL)

Link

Kennigit, did some young Chiense female reporter do an interview with you? I know the reporter of this article -_-






On August 25 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:
THIS IS WHY WE DONT MAKE ESPORTS DOLLARS KENNIGIT


On August 25 2009 11:26 Kennigit wrote:
I founded this WoW site baby. Don't you forget it!



On August 25 2009 13:01 b3h47pte wrote:
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On August 25 2009 12:41 Sharp-eYe wrote:
On August 25 2009 11:57 LeperKahn wrote:
On August 25 2009 11:37 Disintegrate wrote:
instead of 1a2a3a, it's gonna be alt+f1, alt+f2, alt+f3... and so on -_-


You mean Alt-F4? That's what I press when I play WoW.

what does that do?


it gives you free gold. everyone on a WoW fansite knows that

On August 25 2009 14:08 Archaic wrote:
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On August 25 2009 13:20 Cheeseball wrote:
On August 25 2009 11:22 VorcePA wrote:
So guys... what's the best class for PvP?


reavers!

I think we need to focus on our metagame, then drop three dark elf druids to improve our macro so we can level up.


On August 26 2009 03:08 CaucasianAsian wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



On August 26 2009 06:56 pheer wrote:
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On August 26 2009 04:33 disciple wrote:
what is WoW?

the blue pill

Stuck.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
September 04 2009 14:15 GMT
#256
omg i made it into this thread, i feel special
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 04 2009 14:35 GMT
#257
Please update original post. There's plenty of great stuff to be salvaged!
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 14:48 GMT
#258
There is no point and people need to work and read this thread for the true gold (:
Peace~
gumbum8
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States721 Posts
September 04 2009 15:21 GMT
#259
hi all , im just have to say that im leaving sweden for korea very soon to find ToSsgirl! wich me gl!
but really, has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 19:11 GMT
#260
Haha another one on the path to the holy grounds to find the eternal treasure.
Peace~
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