Top Quotes by TL.net - Page 11

On September 19 2007 08:27 Kennigit wrote:
Good practice is to go to a bar and ask out fat desperate chicks who are guaranteed to say yes. Its like smurfing on bnet for a few months before a big tourny.

(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

On November 18 2007 16:08 Rekrul wrote:
I don't dance I sit in rooms on my ass and have my waiter drag beautiful women into the room and sit them down next to me then I say Hi and feed them alcohol and tell them how rich I am and then when they say they have to go piss or want to dance with their friends I get their number then they leave the room and probably get intercepted by a waiter and get dragged into another room so I just get a new girl dragged in repeat process 3-10 times depending on how on my game I am (the more the game the less the girls actually as much as that doesn't make sense cuz that means they don't leave cause they find you interesting) until I find myself sitting there wasted alone and horny at 5:30 AM with no recollection of any of all the new girls I have saved in my phone then I send a mass spam text message to all of them saying WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU then usually I get a couple replies and usually one of them is still there and available and comes back then I tell them lets go eat food in my huge house then I take them there then I drag them into my room and in my drunken fevor repeatedly tell myself USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER no matter how badly I want to stick it in bareback then I wake up and find myself naked on my bed with a sick hangover wondering where the fuck the girl went and wondering what the hell she looked like so I ask my roommates if she was hot or not, not that it matters at all because the number gets deleted then I check my wallet to see if she stole any of the 10k in it then I sit down on my ass and start posting / banning on teamliquid until I'm hungry as hell and summon the will power to order food then I eat and play some poker then it's already 8 or 9 PM again and I start getting antsy and start making calls to friends saying where the fuck are we going tonight and before I know it I'm sitting on my ass in a night club room again.

On November 18 2007 23:32 NotSorry wrote:
So fucking jealous, I want to kill myself, just in the off chance that I can be reincarnated as you...

On January 25 2008 10:27 BaDayOri wrote:


back when i lived in korea 14 years ago my family had a ddong gae and then we moved to america but we coudlnt take the dog with us and so we left it with my grandpas cousin
and then later we get news that my grandpa's cousin hanged my dog and ate it.. made 보신탕.. T T

On February 09 2008 13:20 Rekrul wrote:


U KNOW HOW EASY U HAD IT IN YOUR TIME EVERYONE WAS BAD PLAYER AND U HAD ELKY GRRR LEG ASSEM AND EVERYONE AND ENGLISH SPEAKING MANAGER TO HELP U AND TALK WITH U DIDNT GET LONELY AND UR TEAMMATES DIDNT TELL U TO CLOSE WINDOWS IN THE SUMMER AND U HAD MONEY AND OTHER OPTIONS FROM POKER AND PPL DIDNT YELL AT U TO CALL THEM HYUNG AND UR ORGANIZATION WASNT FULL OF FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDNT WANT TO PAY YOU AND U STUDIED THE LANGUAGE AND UR PARENTS SUPPORTED U AND ALL FOREIGN COMMUNITY LIKED U AND U ACTUALLY HAD TIME TO GO OUT AND PARTY NOT ALWAYS IN THE HOUSE AND U DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP IN A SMELLY HOUSE WITH TEN GUYS IN THE SAME ROOM ALL MASTURBATING IN THEIR TOP BUNK IMAGINING HOT GIRLS IN THE INPERFECTIONS OF THE CEILING

ok i made most of that up but you get the point

On May 01 2008 06:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
KOREAN MAPS ARE LESS IMPORTANT HAHA
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KOREAN MAPS KID? JESUS TRY THE HARD LIFE OF A ZERG. WE DONT HAVE FUCKING MAP CROSSING ARCLITE CANNONS, EVERYTHING CANNOT BE REPAIRS, WE DONT HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION LIKE SPIDER MINES AND WE CERTAINLY AS FUCK DONT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS CAUSE ANY GAME THAT HAS THAT SUCKS LIKE COMMAND AND CONQUER 3. ALSO, WE DONT HAVE FLYING BUILDINGS OR MOTHERFUCKING DEFENSIVE STRUCTURES THAT SHOOT AIR AND GROUND AND CAN BE REPAIRED AND COST 100$ FUCKING MINERALS. OUR WORKERS DIE WHEN THE WIND BLOWS TOO HARD AND SURE AS FUCK DONT HAVE FUSION CUTTERS. WAIT? YOU HAVE GOLIATHS THAT SHOOT ACROSS THE MAP AT AIR UNITS AND CAN BE REPAIRED AND ARE CHEAP? JESUS WHO MADE THIS GAME.
JESUS I WISH I HAD 5-6 of THE ALL TIME BEST PLAYERS TO MODEL MY GAME AFTER. WAIT? WERENT THEY ALL FUCKING TERRAN? WE HAVE NADA, BOXER, OOV, FLASH, MIDAS and XELLOS ALL KICKING ASS FOR YEARS AT A TIME WHILE WE GET FUCKING FAT ASS JULY WHO SUCKS NOW, YELLOW WHO ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKED BUT NOBODY KNEW FOR A BIT AND WE FINALLY GOT SAVIOR BUT THEN THEY DRESSED HIM LIKE HITLER SO HE SUCKED AND NOW WE HAVE JAEDONG BUT THAT KID CANT FIGURE OUT THE NEW KOREAN MAPS THAT DONT MATTER. JESUS FUCK IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE PLAYERS THAT SPAN DECADES AND DOMINATE THE ENTIRE TIME. GIMME SOME OF THAT PLEASE.
HEY WHAT ABOUT BUILDINGS DO YOU LOSE A SCV EACH TIME YOU MAKE ONE? NO. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TELL THEM TO RETURN TO MINING AFTER THEY ARE DONE BUILDING? I THOUGHT THAT AUTO MINING GARBAGE WAS FOR HACKERS OR BAD GAMES. TERRAN'S CAN DO IT? FUCK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL. EACH TIME WE (zerg) HAVE TO BUILD WE TELL ONE OF OUR SACRED MINERS "HEY FUCK YOU TIME TO DIE" AND THEY DO. THEN WE GET A FUCKING BUILDING. WHICH, HALF THE TIME ISNT ENOUGH: WE HAVE TO PAY MOREE FUCKING MONEY TO GET IT TO DO SOME SHIT LIKE DICK THE GROUND OR SPRAY PISS IN THE AIR.

On July 05 2008 04:33 thedeadhaji wrote:

w/e, I'm a fucking Jap, I can live with that. It's in my genes. lol

On July 20 2008 08:37 travis wrote:
i'd get a lurker on my back shooting spines at my asshole





or 2 ghosts on my stomach launching nukes, with my nipples being the red dots

On August 24 2008 22:42 AttackZerg wrote:
I'll tell you how I maintain my lean figure.....


When playing Iccup I lean slightly forward and maintain a lightly flexed abdomin, I hang my shoulders so that my posture isn't terrible and I control my breathing (see any la`monz youtube video for details). Also if you wish to have froglike legs I keep my chair on its highest setting so that only the balls of my feet are touching the ground, I bounce them continuously for the entirety of my starcraft session (In chat too!).

My prespective. I am trying to preform over 700 actions per minute. All of the things I include are:
Breathing
Clicking
Hotkeying
Typing
Leg bouncing
Facial twitches, lip sync with winamp, motivational phrases, and of course curses.
And blinking

I do not include:
Heartbeats ( as far as I'm concerned its just spam)
Head nodding/smiling ( different then dramatic in-game twitches)
Coffee/Soda/Apple juice drinking ( I figure my apm is high enough without the boost)
Phonecalls ( I rarely do more then forward call to voicemail in game, but still!)
Penial reactions ( sometimes during chat I'm looking at porn, this is counterproductive to longevity in gamming .... Beware of this)

With a good eight to ten hours a day ( 3 days a week) I am able to stay in great shape and maintain a good Iccup standing, so that the other days of the week I can keep up with my sprinting,basketball,bike riding and chain smoking.

I hope this helps

On August 29 2008 13:44 pooper-scooper wrote:
Voted white, because that is the color I buy them in, but well....

They are technically gray because I have hasu laundry skills.

On September 04 2008 09:18 dickless123 wrote:


whoever tells you otherwise is wrong, starcraft IS a martial art.

fusionsdf's sig:
whats that, you have basic macro skills? well fuck then welcome to team protoss.

On October 31 2008 08:34 LonelyMargarita wrote:
I honestly can't see many Koreans wanting the lamed-down version, so it wouldn't be a problem to ship their version without mbs, automine, and all this other newb shit. The culture understands what starcraft is and doesn't need it dumbed down for them - even their moms spam to 300 apm.

On November 11 2008 00:19 Chill wrote:


Yea, pretty much. As said in the news post GG.net is the annoying, younger brother and SC2GG is just some random hobo no one knows that we decided to start beating on in some alleyway as we were stumbling home from the bar.

On January 13 2009 18:02 MyLostTemple wrote:
greg made out with 10/10 rating girl. sugo idra.

yeah we showed up at this club after leaving the other one and when we got there everyone sat down and i started talking to this girl. after a bit of talking she got up and walked away. i said 'shibal' and she flipped out and thought i was saying it to her. she was all like 'you can't say that to me' and i was like 'oh i didn't say that to you, sorry, have a good night' and she kept flipping out so i jokingly said 'you wana go!? be careful because i use numbchucks.' then she threw a giant bucket of ice at me but missed and it got all over greg. i felt bad lol but it was pretty funny.

good thing she throws like a girl. drunk bitch

On January 13 2009 18:03 Rekrul wrote:
HAHAHahahahkfafkalhfa;lkfajakhahaha

throughout the night

tasteless kept non stop saying really mockingy pointing at artosis and greg infront of girls

LOOK AT THE TERRN NERDS LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE RIGHT THERE RAHHHHH HAHAHA

On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote:
You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.

Shit I hate trees so much.

On October 21 2008 03:47 Kennigit wrote:
4 things i do regularly

1) Slip Linkin Park lyrics into regular conversations to troll ppl.
2) Make L_0o0_L faces
3) say a variation of Manner - manner yo, bm, etc
4) refer to things as zerg rushed kekekekeke.

I can understand why someone might get tweaked by it but In the end it doesn't even matter

On February 17 2009 15:08 Hot_Bid wrote:

The To-Do List found it's way to the unlikeliest of creatures...a writer, named Mensrea Baggins.

I think in this analogy Plexa would be Frodo, as he adds the most to the To-Do List hence hiding it from your power. His best friend is Daigomi, loyal and headstrong, who i salso from some weird country. Other than Plexodo and Samgomi are joined by GTR and pachi, both of whom are underrated in their impact on Middle-Earth (getting the Ents to fight = updating calendar and TLPD, because the work was slow, tedious, but ultimately critical in the war). I think this goes without saying but GTR is Pippin and pachi is Merry, lol.

R1CH is Gandalf, who we thought was dead (DotA) but will return when we need him the most. He was all like YOU SHALL NOT PASS to that shitty Bnet lag for 1.16. intrigue is Legolas, obsessed with being girly, cute, and having ridiculous ban / obs micro when its needed. Gimli (sp?) is Chill, who is ill-tempered and of course, literally a dwarf.

Manifesto7 is Aragorn, who is older than he looks, has a beard, and is married to a woman of a different race. Manigorn went into exile for a while and finally returned to lead his people to freedom. He has wisdom and his speeches inspire a lot of people so everyone kind of listens, even though his voice is way too nasally during that RotK speech, so he tries to speak as low as possible from now on like Christian Bale in Batman, what a faker. Pop is that elf guy who makes the sword (TLPD) with which Aragorn will call on the dead (progamers).

Saro would be Agent Smith Elf, who knew all in the beginning but retired to the immortal place after seeing the war coming. Emlary is that older elf chick who has a ring too (old school VOD updater) and that other elf dude with a ring is TopTalent or ilovecats (not the Agent Smith Elf, the other one). They gave Plexa, Samgomi, and the other hobbits writers the tools they need.

FrozenArbiter is that big burly guy whos the Rohan King's son, he rapes all the trolls in the SC2 forum and is from Sweden. Last Romantic is that dead skeletal dwarf they found writing that book "they are coming... they are coming..." about the dwarfs last stand. The dwarfs = YellOw, Reach, and the rest of the old guard, and LR is just sitting with them, clutching to his heart forever the hope that they will return. Instead they are raped by all those orcs and that huge flaming dude who of course is Incontrol.

Baezzi is Boromir, who started down the right path but the To-Do List's power corrupted him and he turned bad. He tried to take the List from Plexa and ended up dying. Corinthos is his brother Faramir (sp?), who told to hold the river outpost keep the streams going when Baezzoromir died, which he did valiantly and almost sacrificed himself to do it. We appreciate your effort Corinthos, you will eventually get to marry that cute Rohan chick who knows how to ride. Sure, she digs Mani more (who wouldn't), but hey, not bad right?

SonuvBob as already stated is Sauron, that big beastly neck snapping orc who rapes Boromir in Fellowship is Kennigit, that troll who rides that wofl thing who takes Aragorn over the cliff is Hot_Bid, and the Nazgul are led by Nazgul (lol). I guess any other Liquid` guys make up the rest of the Ringwraiths, who used to ride horses (see the banner above), an analogy for StarCraft, but now have much cooler rides (those flying thingys) which they bought with poker money. Rekrul isn't a Nazgul but is rather Shelob, bent on entrapping poor progamers in his web when they walk the path of night path of that tower thing (cirith-something?). He gives us gossip from Korea, he knows all this stuff nobody else does (hence Shelob, the spider, Varys, asoiaf reference for those in the know, George R.R. Martin Game of Thrones read it suckas). Lol Daigomi fucks you up Rek, owned.

That guy who whispered all the shit into Rohan's ear is of course Puertorican, who when discovered is kicked out of Men in Rohan. Puertorican digs that Rohan warrior girl really badly but she finds him disgusting and creepy, this is probably a pretty good microcosm of his entire life.

Lastly, Smeagol is Stimey, Gollum is mitsy, I don't think I have to explain this one.

On February 19 2009 14:22 SonuvBob wrote:

You can be the old hobbit woman who scowls at Gandalf in the beginning of the first movie.

On February 25 2009 12:10 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
also if i ever meet michael j fox im gonna give him a gift-wrapped etch-a-sketch

'dont open it til you get home!' and then when he does he'll be like 'oh my god, what a dick'

On February 26 2009 11:47 H wrote:
bread what the fuck, holland sounds like a miserable hole

'here is your ration of bread and water. please enjoy a healthy breakfast'

On March 08 2009 14:54 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
How do you sleep at night?

I mean.. you play a race where you have super weapons at tier two. Spider mines (nevermind the obvious reference to SPIDERMAN) bury themselves under the ground (DT?) to become invisible then they literally get up and run at anything that gets near them and deal more damage than any 1 unit in the entire zerg army save for an infested marine.. oh and they do that damage to multiple units.

Your tanks do as much damage as an ultralisk.. but wait? They then decide to sit the fuck down and deal more than double the damage and oh yeah I almost forgot: they hit everything on the map. I believe they call it the arclite cannon. I know this, because I wake up each night screaming and clawing at the wall to the sound of a tank sieging. That is just when I sleep.. normally I don't sleep because cloaked air units are on my mind smashing overlords and raping my mineral line cause a terran felt like being cheesy..something a zerg player doesn't even have the option of save for "making too much of 1 unit (lings)" and praying the T is a fucking moron.

But hey, it isn't like you have nuclear weapons. Nah, they wouldn't give you that and and a giant air unit capable oflaunching a super weapon and hitting everything else with weapons stronger than anything the Zerg has save for again: the infested marine (which has to kill itself to do that much damage mind you). Nah they wouldn't do that.

Hey dan, how do you sleep at night? How do you sleep knowing that vultures out run everything in the game? How do you sleep knowing that marines, medics and maybe a science vessel or two (really only needed to find the zerg units smart enough to hide in the dirt from a terran army) are needed to kill a sophisticated, mixed and advanced zerg army? How do you sleep?

Better yet.. how angry must you be when you play with this race and lose. How angry? Would you logically assume the imbalance is otherwise? You must. You must do that or else you'd come to the scary realization that this entire game.. the whole game's concept is about stealing wins from terran players. That's all we are trying to do. I mean you have a fucking decade of terran players dominating kespa.

How

Do

you

Sleep.

On March 09 2009 06:14 emperorchampion wrote:


So basically my head went under the joke?!? That makes no sense...

On March 13 2009 06:35 Proct wrote:
(This is Rekrul)

So today I'm walking to the bank (in San Diego) and outside the bank like 15 feet away this mexican bum asks me if I have any change.

I shook my head no as I truly did not have any change.

He then turned his back and started walking away. As I got near him / the bank he lifts his right leg pretty high and rips a really loud fart then yells:

THE LIFE OF A NIGGER...



wtf?

On March 21 2009 18:54 Phoned wrote:
McLovin + IdrA = McTerran

"Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids log onto ICCUP with fake IDs, and every single one says they're B+. Pssh, how many B+ players do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?"

On March 21 2009 04:50 JeeJee wrote:


are you dumb
you're dumb
there's more colorblind people than there are mac users
yeah, let's not make a mac version of the game

On March 28 2009 05:50 SonuvBob wrote:

I just had the sudden urge to curl up into fetal position and rock back and forth for a few hours.