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This asshole's quote definitely deserves to be in here:
"On August 24 2006 16:00 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Ok lemme just answer for the rest of the thread than you can close this out:
some tl.net guy: GET HER SEX
some tl.net guy: BUY HER A FUCKING DILDO
Chibi: Is she 13?
Hot_Bid: Omg take her to Lost Temple and show her 2 gate rush
Moltke: Take her to a fine dining resteraunt (if shes white) than read poetry to her over a candle lit fire while sipping on flavored water and taking in the scenery of blah blah blah (more "well read" thoughts)
Mora: Get her a...I could really go for some cock here.
some tl.net guy: SHOW HER YOUR COCK
some tl.net guy: HOLY FUCK PICS PLEASE
Rekrul: You guys fucking suck compared to me, god im so good at life.
Eriador: Take her to a festivel of lights. Thats what i do!
Idra(Testie): Dont let her see me, she will leave you for me.
some tl.net guy: What is this about?
some tl.net guy: GET HER A FUCKING SEXY OUTFIT
baal: Shes probably some fat american. God im so smart and funny.
Strafe: --Nuked--
dark_zealot965: *bump*
Fayth: She isnt as hot as my gf.
some tl.net guy: GET HER DRUGS
some tl.net guy: GET HER BABIES HAHA
That should cover it.."
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On March 14 2008 12:00 MTF wrote:I came to TL just after all of this happened, but what I recall is that ilnp won this big ladder/tournament event and was really heavily accused of having/hiring a Korean to play for him in the final portion of the tournament. It was a huge deal with lots of large threads on the subject, and eventually became a bannable offense to bring up, if I recall correctly. [As a result of remembering this, I realize I've only had this account 'since '05 while that thread was '03. Found my first account, Midnight01 through search. Oops!]
WDT was a tournament run by smuft/elky where the 1st place finisher would win a trip to korea to play for the amd dream team (which is today's estro). apparently at first they had to go ahead, but then later on AMD changed their minds, so smuft/elky were left with a tournament whose prize they couldnt fulfill. they got oversky to play on ilnp's account to win the tournament in order to cover it up, and completely rigged the brackets and maps in order to favor him.
of course theres a little more to it than this, such as the fact that ilnp's apm changed drastically (from mid 100s to mid 300s) half way through the tournament. At one point, ret was about to eliminate ilnp from the tournament, when smuft/elky whispered ilnp intentionally disconnect then forced ret to replay a game in which he was killing a unitless ilnp's empty main and natural or they would disqualify him. A different player logged into ilnp's account for the last game. testie still claims to this day that it was progamer plus a maphack (highly ironic at the time) playing the tournament.
people didn't buy ilnp winning for a second, and everybody was accusing ilnp for having a progamer (at the time it was thought to be jinnam or chojja) play for him. it was later confirmed to be oversky by rekrul in one of his gossip threads
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"On August 24 2006 16:00 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Ok lemme just answer for the rest of the thread than you can close this out:
some tl.net guy: GET HER SEX
some tl.net guy: BUY HER A FUCKING DILDO
Chibi: Is she 13?
Hot_Bid: Omg take her to Lost Temple and show her 2 gate rush
Moltke: Take her to a fine dining resteraunt (if shes white) than read poetry to her over a candle lit fire while sipping on flavored water and taking in the scenery of blah blah blah (more "well read" thoughts)
Mora: Get her a...I could really go for some cock here.
some tl.net guy: SHOW HER YOUR COCK
some tl.net guy: HOLY FUCK PICS PLEASE
Rekrul: You guys fucking suck compared to me, god im so good at life.
Eriador: Take her to a festivel of lights. Thats what i do!
Idra(Testie): Dont let her see me, she will leave you for me.
some tl.net guy: What is this about?
some tl.net guy: GET HER A FUCKING SEXY OUTFIT
baal: Shes probably some fat american. God im so smart and funny.
Strafe: --Nuked--
dark_zealot965: *bump*
Fayth: She isnt as hot as my gf.
some tl.net guy: GET HER DRUGS
some tl.net guy: GET HER BABIES HAHA
That should cover it.."
That is a pretty solid win to me. Knowing your peers is the first step to gaining their trust and respect.
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?? oww... i was expecting my quote to make this list when i told Chill to "chill" out about my strategy posts ^^
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On March 15 2008 08:57 dybydx wrote:
?? oww... i was expecting my quote to make this list when i told Chill to "chill" out about my strategy posts ^^
Go read a book. -_-
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On March 15 2008 00:10 SoMuchBetter wrote:Show nested quote +On March 14 2008 12:00 MTF wrote:I came to TL just after all of this happened, but what I recall is that ilnp won this big ladder/tournament event and was really heavily accused of having/hiring a Korean to play for him in the final portion of the tournament. It was a huge deal with lots of large threads on the subject, and eventually became a bannable offense to bring up, if I recall correctly. [As a result of remembering this, I realize I've only had this account 'since '05 while that thread was '03. Found my first account, Midnight01 through search. Oops!] WDT was a tournament run by smuft/elky where the 1st place finisher would win a trip to korea to play for the amd dream team (which is today's estro). apparently at first they had to go ahead, but then later on AMD changed their minds, so smuft/elky were left with a tournament whose prize they couldnt fulfill. they got oversky to play on ilnp's account to win the tournament in order to cover it up, and completely rigged the brackets and maps in order to favor him. of course theres a little more to it than this, such as the fact that ilnp's apm changed drastically (from mid 100s to mid 300s) half way through the tournament. At one point, ret was about to eliminate ilnp from the tournament, when smuft/elky whispered ilnp intentionally disconnect then forced ret to replay a game in which he was killing a unitless ilnp's empty main and natural or they would disqualify him. A different player logged into ilnp's account for the last game. testie still claims to this day that it was progamer plus a maphack (highly ironic at the time) playing the tournament. people didn't buy ilnp winning for a second, and everybody was accusing ilnp for having a progamer (at the time it was thought to be jinnam or chojja) play for him. it was later confirmed to be oversky by rekrul in one of his gossip threads
Great! I'm glad to know the story.
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wow im glad this got bumped, i missed alot of stuff. the hold lurker, buying ram, the gatewyas one, im rofling so hard now...
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On March 15 2008 00:05 Hawk wrote:
This asshole's quote definitely deserves to be in here:
"On August 24 2006 16:00 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Ok lemme just answer for the rest of the thread than you can close this out:
some tl.net guy: GET HER SEX
some tl.net guy: BUY HER A FUCKING DILDO
Chibi: Is she 13?
Hot_Bid: Omg take her to Lost Temple and show her 2 gate rush
Moltke: Take her to a fine dining resteraunt (if shes white) than read poetry to her over a candle lit fire while sipping on flavored water and taking in the scenery of blah blah blah (more "well read" thoughts)
Mora: Get her a...I could really go for some cock here.
some tl.net guy: SHOW HER YOUR COCK
some tl.net guy: HOLY FUCK PICS PLEASE
Rekrul: You guys fucking suck compared to me, god im so good at life.
Eriador: Take her to a festivel of lights. Thats what i do!
Idra(Testie): Dont let her see me, she will leave you for me.
some tl.net guy: What is this about?
some tl.net guy: GET HER A FUCKING SEXY OUTFIT
baal: Shes probably some fat american. God im so smart and funny.
Strafe: --Nuked--
dark_zealot965: *bump*
Fayth: She isnt as hot as my gf.
some tl.net guy: GET HER DRUGS
some tl.net guy: GET HER BABIES HAHA
That should cover it.."
Incontrol: *Goes into steroid frenzy.*
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On March 15 2008 09:05 Meh wrote:Show nested quote +On March 15 2008 08:57 dybydx wrote:
?? oww... i was expecting my quote to make this list when i told Chill to "chill" out about my strategy posts ^^ Go read a book. -_-
Owned. Hard.
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GrandInquisitor
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BUMP
i wish i remembered this topic and added all the funny TL quotes i saw to this
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I have always wondered why I can't seem to remember faces to save my life, now I know. It's because my head is filled up with stupid (albeit funny) things I read. Who else actually remembered more than half of the quotes in the OP? :S
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This thread is like the Mecca of win-threads.
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From "Getting Bullied...." -
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48631
On January 10 2007 00:30 Hot_Bid wrote:
when i moved from new jersey to southern california i wasn't too keen about my new home until i met an attractive girl who seemed to like me.
but her ex boyfriend and his friends began to bully me. one night as i was suffering a beating from them, my elderly next door neighbor came to my rescue using "karate."
i naturally begged him to teach me and through a series of lessons learned that karate was not just about fighting, but rather honor and nobility as well. meanwhile, ex-boyfriend and his gang of bullies learned a dirtier style of fighting from their mentor, a cold-blooded ex marine who ran a dojo in town.
the conflict culminated in a showdown at the All Valley Karate Championships, where my training and sense of honor along with my sensei allowed me to overcome all obstacles, including a leg injury, and defeat the ex boyfriend in the finals, winning me the girl, the trophy, and the title of the best, around, because nothing's ever going to take me down.
I laughed a lot when i read this thread 
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From PL All Stars Lineup
*Too lazy to find a link.
Lol Stork is second
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On September 02 2008 19:05 Locke. wrote:From "Getting Bullied...." - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48631Show nested quote +On January 10 2007 00:30 Hot_Bid wrote:
when i moved from new jersey to southern california i wasn't too keen about my new home until i met an attractive girl who seemed to like me.
but her ex boyfriend and his friends began to bully me. one night as i was suffering a beating from them, my elderly next door neighbor came to my rescue using "karate."
i naturally begged him to teach me and through a series of lessons learned that karate was not just about fighting, but rather honor and nobility as well. meanwhile, ex-boyfriend and his gang of bullies learned a dirtier style of fighting from their mentor, a cold-blooded ex marine who ran a dojo in town.
the conflict culminated in a showdown at the All Valley Karate Championships, where my training and sense of honor along with my sensei allowed me to overcome all obstacles, including a leg injury, and defeat the ex boyfriend in the finals, winning me the girl, the trophy, and the title of the best, around, because nothing's ever going to take me down. I laughed a lot when i read this thread
haha, this movie seems like such crap on paper. How the fuck did it ever turn out so well?
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From Foreigners suck #3
Pysichian wrote:
if we fight amongst ourselves, it's impossible to build anything.. no matter the dream, no matter the purpose, no matter the truth; it simply becomes irrelevant.
Fakesteve replied:
oh shut the hell up physician
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Banned
On September 02 2008 12:46 evanthebouncy! wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2008 10:35 fusionsdf wrote:On September 02 2008 10:31 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:On September 02 2008 10:30 Jonoman92 wrote:
Thx for banning this kid. He's had it comin for a long time if u ask me! ya he was always in my face like HEY FAKESTEVE I HEARD U LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE I think I get it to ban a troll you must live like a troll? Ha I found a picture too!
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A comment making fun of and effectively hijacking RST's short story blog post The Girl in the Yellow Dress.
On September 29 2008 12:42 Atrioc wrote:
I think back to when I first read your poem. I smile, teeth of pearly white. Except they arent white they are yellow, and cracked. Also they are not smiling. Rape. Jesus told me about the poem. But he didn't tell me, yet he did tell me again. For the first time.
I clicked the link. It flashed. Real. Alive. No link is really alive until you click it. Unless you are dead. Jesus is dead. I weep as my dry eyes scan your words. Paragraphs. Sentences. Cracks in your grammar. The writing is too hard. The page is too white. Black is not rigged. Too pristine. Its a shit-hole. Vomiting. Jesus vomits on me. On his dress.
Let me read more. Inspiring. Loving like a Family. Family Guy on Fox at 8. Jesus is Peter Griffin. All dressed in white. Perfectly white, perfectly dead - finished. scroll down, crashing dowards the bottom of the page. Nirvana at 200 words a minute. The poem finishes. My brain raped, crushed. Brain fluid everywhere. Soul peirced. Changed. Soul fluid everywhere. Read on, Jesus begins. He does not finish. Frits. Jellyfish. Criticism? Frits is Jesus. Your criticism was perfect, horrible. I type.
Whores. They argue too much.
I post. They argue too little.
RST. Australia. Its beautiful
Your beautiful.
Jesus.
Amen.
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