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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
February 25 2006 07:44 GMT
#141
moltke is definitely serious, if you check out his long posts in the debate threads its just too much effort to be a troll
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 25 2006 07:54 GMT
#142
Hot_Bid, please be logic when updating the list, it's hard understanding whats new, and I dont wanna look through it all
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
February 25 2006 08:05 GMT
#143
the list is updated with the newest updates at the top, so just read the top quotes until you get to one that you've seen
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
February 25 2006 08:19 GMT
#144
hahaha my dog isnt using condoms either

Im back, in pog form!
Jin
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Canada444 Posts
February 25 2006 11:07 GMT
#145
Every post by ahk-gosu in the "I can beat pro-gamers" thread and the following one where he gets owned by a random user on TL.net.
^-^v
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
February 25 2006 11:11 GMT
#146
On February 25 2006 20:07 Jin wrote:
Every post by ahk-gosu in the "I can beat pro-gamers" thread and the following one where he gets owned by a random user on TL.net.


Care to link?
Jin
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Canada444 Posts
February 25 2006 11:14 GMT
#147
Tried search function but can't find it. It should really be archived as a classic.
^-^v
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3174 Posts
February 25 2006 11:17 GMT
#148
On February 25 2006 20:11 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2006 20:07 Jin wrote:
Every post by ahk-gosu in the "I can beat pro-gamers" thread and the following one where he gets owned by a random user on TL.net.


Care to link?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=18765
and
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=19696
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20173 Posts
February 25 2006 23:43 GMT
#149
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=37172

That entire thread rules.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4690 Posts
February 26 2006 00:26 GMT
#150
I PMed you with the anonymous confessions and you still haven't added it, gogogo now!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
lightman
Profile Joined April 2005
United States731 Posts
February 26 2006 01:00 GMT
#151
THE POD

and the Zealots vs Carriers Thread

great stuff.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 WSOP holding just a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, and a green #4 card from the game UNO, against an AAA KK flop and his rival folding AK after Chuck raised him ALL-IN
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
February 27 2006 14:25 GMT
#152
er, can someone find the thread where they were having some sort of contest, ( poker?) and travis is all like

OMG, ITS SO GOOD

WE'VE LOST OUR FUCKING MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or something like that;)
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 27 2006 14:41 GMT
#153
--- Nuked ---
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
February 27 2006 14:47 GMT
#154
On February 24 2006 19:15 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
ooooo someone post lilsis raise you your life


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=30153&currentpage=6#107
好好喝喝天天快乐
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
February 28 2006 08:44 GMT
#155
On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:
I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few.

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Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it.

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Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair.

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Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow.

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Vapid Cunt.

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Vapid Cunt.

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Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks.

EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more.

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Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun.

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Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get.

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Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
February 28 2006 09:12 GMT
#156
lmao that brood post is amazing
"the weakest link here is your genetics, you goblin" LMAO

"WE'VE LOST OUR FUCKING MINDS"
i think that was the sticky.. i want to say `Meat made, maybe Drone, where they had the pokerstars deal "Sign up here and get free cash"
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-08 04:29:20
June 08 2006 04:27 GMT
#157
this thread needs a bump
brood that was hilarious ROFL
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 12 2007 04:18 GMT
#158
I'm sorry, but I need to bump this thread. I slipped up a HUGE laugh while working ahahahha~_~

So embarrassing in front of black women customers T_T
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
January 12 2007 04:29 GMT
#159
On August 26 2006 06:04 GoKu_ wrote:
I have purchased two years ago a licensed version of the Starcraft-BroodWar. Everything was fine until three days ago, when connection to Europe, then USWest and then Asia, failed to start, with no messages returned, but the gateway list window back again. Only working gateway is US East.
I have no problems with my ISP or firewall setings, because one gateway is still working.
Need help, pls.

On August 26 2006 06:25 Smurg wrote:
Your only option is to defeat US-East so you can unlock the other gateways!

This happens once every millenia or so, they randomly select a person they think is noble of spirit and true of heart, they issue a challenge that will take the said person on a long and dangerous adventure that will lead to great personal growth within the protagonist. The protagonist being you!

Good luck my friend...may your unlocking of the sacred gateways be successful...I know it will be tough, but if anyone can do it...it's you...Goku.

============================

fking awesome! lmao!!!
love is a big illusion
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
January 12 2007 04:31 GMT
#160
strafe's movie post is best quoted i think.
wtf? it remind me of your game vs xxx on WCG.
lol
love is a big illusion
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