Top Quotes by TL.net - Page 9

On September 19 2007 08:27 Kennigit wrote:
Good practice is to go to a bar and ask out fat desperate chicks who are guaranteed to say yes. Its like smurfing on bnet for a few months before a big tourny.

(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

On November 18 2007 16:08 Rekrul wrote:
I don't dance I sit in rooms on my ass and have my waiter drag beautiful women into the room and sit them down next to me then I say Hi and feed them alcohol and tell them how rich I am and then when they say they have to go piss or want to dance with their friends I get their number then they leave the room and probably get intercepted by a waiter and get dragged into another room so I just get a new girl dragged in repeat process 3-10 times depending on how on my game I am (the more the game the less the girls actually as much as that doesn't make sense cuz that means they don't leave cause they find you interesting) until I find myself sitting there wasted alone and horny at 5:30 AM with no recollection of any of all the new girls I have saved in my phone then I send a mass spam text message to all of them saying WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU then usually I get a couple replies and usually one of them is still there and available and comes back then I tell them lets go eat food in my huge house then I take them there then I drag them into my room and in my drunken fevor repeatedly tell myself USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER no matter how badly I want to stick it in bareback then I wake up and find myself naked on my bed with a sick hangover wondering where the fuck the girl went and wondering what the hell she looked like so I ask my roommates if she was hot or not, not that it matters at all because the number gets deleted then I check my wallet to see if she stole any of the 10k in it then I sit down on my ass and start posting / banning on teamliquid until I'm hungry as hell and summon the will power to order food then I eat and play some poker then it's already 8 or 9 PM again and I start getting antsy and start making calls to friends saying where the fuck are we going tonight and before I know it I'm sitting on my ass in a night club room again.

On November 18 2007 23:32 NotSorry wrote:
So fucking jealous, I want to kill myself, just in the off chance that I can be reincarnated as you...

On January 25 2008 10:27 BaDayOri wrote:


back when i lived in korea 14 years ago my family had a ddong gae and then we moved to america but we coudlnt take the dog with us and so we left it with my grandpas cousin
and then later we get news that my grandpa's cousin hanged my dog and ate it.. made 보신탕.. T T

On February 09 2008 13:20 Rekrul wrote:


U KNOW HOW EASY U HAD IT IN YOUR TIME EVERYONE WAS BAD PLAYER AND U HAD ELKY GRRR LEG ASSEM AND EVERYONE AND ENGLISH SPEAKING MANAGER TO HELP U AND TALK WITH U DIDNT GET LONELY AND UR TEAMMATES DIDNT TELL U TO CLOSE WINDOWS IN THE SUMMER AND U HAD MONEY AND OTHER OPTIONS FROM POKER AND PPL DIDNT YELL AT U TO CALL THEM HYUNG AND UR ORGANIZATION WASNT FULL OF FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDNT WANT TO PAY YOU AND U STUDIED THE LANGUAGE AND UR PARENTS SUPPORTED U AND ALL FOREIGN COMMUNITY LIKED U AND U ACTUALLY HAD TIME TO GO OUT AND PARTY NOT ALWAYS IN THE HOUSE AND U DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP IN A SMELLY HOUSE WITH TEN GUYS IN THE SAME ROOM ALL MASTURBATING IN THEIR TOP BUNK IMAGINING HOT GIRLS IN THE INPERFECTIONS OF THE CEILING

ok i made most of that up but you get the point

On March 14 2008 12:28 HamerD wrote:
imo fanaticist's quotes were funny but i didn't like any of hot bid's...different sense of humour i guess.