On February 24 2006 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: I am a legend.
On a more serious note, I still don't know how I got that URL.
i believe you. i mean, your penis accidentally started filling up with blood, and suddenly you accidentally got this urge to look at some naked animated girls, so you accidentally open up your web browser, accidentally click "bookmarks" or "recently viewed web pages" and accidentally go to one of the many hentai sites you have there, and accidentally ctrl+c the web address, accidentally jerk off, then when you come back to TL.net and want to make a perfectly innocent thread about lesbian barbies, you accidentally paste the anime porn link.
On February 24 2006 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: I am a legend.
On a more serious note, I still don't know how I got that URL.
i believe you. i mean, your penis accidentally started filling up with blood, and suddenly you accidentally got this urge to look at some naked animated girls, so you accidentally open up your web browser, accidentally click "bookmarks" or "recently viewed web pages" and accidentally go to one of the many hentai sites you have there, and accidentally ctrl+c the web address, accidentally jerk off, then when you come back to TL.net and want to make a perfectly innocent thread about lesbian barbies, you accidentally paste the anime porn link.
i mean hey it could happen to anyone
Hahaha, see man, you're just making it worse for yourself.
Yeah more links from LetMeBe pls, I wonder if that Tarzan story has a sequel... Hmmm...
On a sidenote, that 20 pages rant Bey posted - where did he get it from? I've seen it on some matrix forums page back in 2003 (Bey posted it here a year later) but I wonder if that was the original...
On February 24 2006 13:54 Mynock wrote: Yeah more links from LetMeBe pls, I wonder if that Tarzan story has a sequel... Hmmm...
On a sidenote, that 20 pages rant Bey posted - where did he get it from? I've seen it on some matrix forums page back in 2003 (Bey posted it here a year later) but I wonder if that was the original...
-Mynock
Mmmm... I dunno, I tried googling a few unique lines in quotes, and only TL results pulled up. Maybe he added some of his own?
On February 24 2006 13:54 Mynock wrote: Yeah more links from LetMeBe pls, I wonder if that Tarzan story has a sequel... Hmmm...
On a sidenote, that 20 pages rant Bey posted - where did he get it from? I've seen it on some matrix forums page back in 2003 (Bey posted it here a year later) but I wonder if that was the original...
-Mynock
Mmmm... I dunno, I tried googling a few unique lines in quotes, and only TL results pulled up. Maybe he added some of his own?
On February 24 2006 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: I am a legend.
On a more serious note, I still don't know how I got that URL.
i believe you. i mean, your penis accidentally started filling up with blood, and suddenly you accidentally got this urge to look at some naked animated girls, so you accidentally open up your web browser, accidentally click "bookmarks" or "recently viewed web pages" and accidentally go to one of the many hentai sites you have there, and accidentally ctrl+c the web address, accidentally jerk off, then when you come back to TL.net and want to make a perfectly innocent thread about lesbian barbies, you accidentally paste the anime porn link.
i mean hey it could happen to anyone
Rofl, that should be in the top quotes of all time right there.
And i think one of my favorites was around when i first came to teamliquid, and this guy had posted this huge story about his gf and everything, and the very first poster said "You must have some damn good crack".
Another funny one was these people kept quote-withing-quoting, for like 5 posts, then this guy was like
On February 24 2006 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: I am a legend.
On a more serious note, I still don't know how I got that URL.
i believe you. i mean, your penis accidentally started filling up with blood, and suddenly you accidentally got this urge to look at some naked animated girls, so you accidentally open up your web browser, accidentally click "bookmarks" or "recently viewed web pages" and accidentally go to one of the many hentai sites you have there, and accidentally ctrl+c the web address, accidentally jerk off, then when you come back to TL.net and want to make a perfectly innocent thread about lesbian barbies, you accidentally paste the anime porn link.
i mean hey it could happen to anyone
Hahaha, see man, you're just making it worse for yourself.
On February 24 2006 13:54 Mynock wrote: Yeah more links from LetMeBe pls, I wonder if that Tarzan story has a sequel... Hmmm...
On a sidenote, that 20 pages rant Bey posted - where did he get it from? I've seen it on some matrix forums page back in 2003 (Bey posted it here a year later) but I wonder if that was the original...
-Mynock
Mmmm... I dunno, I tried googling a few unique lines in quotes, and only TL results pulled up. Maybe he added some of his own?
On February 24 2006 09:34 Exalted wrote: Magic Chair
I'm in the computer lab when I feel that familiar rumbling below my belly. I have to rip one. Big time. It hurts so bad that I know if I stand up it'll force its way out. So I'm stuck there struggling against an imminent fart in a room full of people.
I look around at my peers there in the computer lab. If any of them are under similar pressures, they aren't showing it.
I decide to squeeze out the littlest bit. Just to take the edge off of the pain. It's risky and I know it. When something is that eager to escape, opening the door is ill-advised.
I very carefully release my grip on the beast.
Oh shit! That was way bigger than planned! I feverishly try to look like somebody who didn't just fart in public. I'm writing with my right hand and typing with my left. I'm reading the monitor and a book at the same time. My furrowed brow only hints at the wealth of activity taking place in my mind. It should be inconceivable that somebody this involved can also be farting.
But wait a minute. That thing didn't make a sound. I didn't hear a whisper of what felt like a hearty, burrito-induced ass clap. I've been spared (clearly) by the fart muffling technology of the computer lab chair. I'm pleased and I see opportunty. If the chair can muffle that much, it can muffle a little more.
Blinded by the relief the first fart provided, I push the limits of the chair with the second one. The duration is short but the flow rate is massive. It feels like POW! but it sounds like...
Silence.
This chair is truly amazing! I felt those vibrations up and down my back, but I didn't hear a single note of it. At this point I could safely stand up and walk out to take care of the rest in private, but why bother? This chair cannot be overcome.
I let it all go, and I mean I am going for the gold with this one. A broadening smile forms across my face as the backs of my legs are vibrated into numbness. I can feel my ass cheeks slapping together with great force, almost painfully, yet the chair absorbs all. The suddenly empty feeling of my stomach is surprisingly satisfying.
I return my hands, which had been braced against the desk throughout the tumultuous fart, to the arm rests of this marvelous chair. I triumphantly lean back, pleased with what I've gotten away with.
That's when I realize I am wearing headphones.
There's nothing special about the chair. "Country Grammar" is blaring in my ears. I look again at my peers in the computer lab. They are all looking back at me. People are leaning around computer monitors just to cast a disgusted look in my direction. There are three girls in my same row; each wears a different expression of horror.
If I get up now, I'm the guy who farts and flees - leaving others to deal with my aroma. So I have to sit there typing, in the palpable heat of my own fart, until every last one of them is gone.
EPT
