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ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
February 23 2006 09:21 GMT
#61
On February 23 2006 17:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 17:02 decafchicken wrote:
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg


My awesome gosu korean name is MoonOfTossNight... it's to match Copy's FireOfZergSun


Hahaha, nice. I remember that thread, friggin gold.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
February 23 2006 09:22 GMT
#62
Some of you may remember a thread when a guy keps seeing a "eye" on his window and didnt know what it was

someone like right after that said "take off the ring"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 09:49:44
February 23 2006 09:49 GMT
#63
Title of thread: Spit or swallow (w/ pictures)
On January 17 2006 16:19 Mynock wrote:
Messerschmitt Me 262A-2a Swallow

[image loading]


or

Supermarine Spitfire Type 365-Mk PRXI
[image loading]


[image loading]

Poll: Spitfire or Swallow?
(Vote): Supermarine Spitfire
(Vote): Messerschmitt Swallow
(Vote): ... f u

So which one you guys like best? Vote away.

-Mynock
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=35935
secret base
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
February 23 2006 09:53 GMT
#64
"Bad Micro" owns all.
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
February 23 2006 10:15 GMT
#65
On February 23 2006 18:22 Dave[9] wrote:
Some of you may remember a thread when a guy keps seeing a "eye" on his window and didnt know what it was

someone like right after that said "take off the ring"


That would be Hot_Bid ; )
Moderator<:3-/-<
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
February 23 2006 10:18 GMT
#66
Niv)Mutal

There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?


Hot_Bid

take the ring off


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13512
Think. :)
Xeroth
Profile Joined July 2005
United States432 Posts
February 23 2006 12:48 GMT
#67
On July 31 2004 16:29 A3iL3r0n wrote:
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.

"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.

I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.

lololol?
Everyones favorite hick.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
February 23 2006 14:35 GMT
#68
i want to see more ilnp gold. too long ago to think of any off the top of my head though, besides the rekrul thing, but that was already posted.
good vibes only
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 23 2006 20:11 GMT
#69
THIS IS THE ALL TIME FUNNIEST THING, HOT_BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Hot_Bid:

i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:

scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!


move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way


i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way


move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way


my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way


move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
February 23 2006 20:13 GMT
#70
On January 31 2006 01:51 zulu_nation8 wrote:
although its only halfway through the season, i dont see how anyone can catch up to channing frye in the mvp race. hes surely a cornerstone of the franchise and a superstar for years to come
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
The_Conclave
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Australia122 Posts
February 23 2006 21:02 GMT
#71
[B]
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On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote:
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------




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On October 23 2005 12:01 HnR)Insane wrote:


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-I once took a shit in the shower and had to mash it down the drain with my foot. It took hours to cleanse the smell.
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What the christ man... what the christ
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]


lol rofled at these. Oh! and the count dooku pic in the hows ur taste thread lol!!!!! 50 pages of hot women and then theres count dooku randomly appearing looool!
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
February 23 2006 21:08 GMT
#72
people need to stop saying 'gold'

it's getting old =[
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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
February 23 2006 22:04 GMT
#73
saying something gets old is not getting old?
Moderator
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 22:05:35
February 23 2006 22:05 GMT
#74
Some more;

Ever been accused of changing player?

On September 16 2003 16:45 ilnp wrote:

yeah
happened to me once


Nato Admits Bulgaria to Member Ship

On March 26 2004 06:17 Heat-0n wrote:

From second april Bulgaria will be an official member of NATO.
It will be a national holiday.
I hope we will be no longer considered as a third world country.
Thank you all for the kind affiliation.
Rgrds


On March 26 2004 06:26 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
man they letting noobs join now, imma find a new clanm



Hot girls vs. cute girls

On December 02 2003 09:00 Rekrul wrote:

Hot girl with cute voice = best


On December 02 2003 09:03 ilnp wrote:

by this rekrul means a girl with nice tits and a tiny ass who dresses like a slut and has a voice that sounds like an eight year old on the phone singing happy birthday

* i agree
Think. :)
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 22:14:58
February 23 2006 22:10 GMT
#75
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=17968 is still one of my favorite topics btw, with many funny comments. :p

I think consensual sex with animals would be ok, but of course there's no real way to show that.

Maybe under strict supervision of an animal psychologist you could obtain some sort of pig-fucking liscense or something.


On September 16 2004 06:57 IcedEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2004 06:19 Tien wrote:
animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.

Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.


Ahhh, necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.


On September 16 2004 15:50 NonY wrote:
you know what they say... a man can fuck a thousand women, and 1 goat and he's a goat fucker

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Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
February 23 2006 22:46 GMT
#76
this whole thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=18081
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 23 2006 23:51 GMT
#77
--- Nuked ---
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
February 23 2006 23:55 GMT
#78
can anyone find the "where from you, circus?" quote?

i cant seem to find the original... some guy from korea or philippines posted it
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
February 24 2006 00:06 GMT
#79
I believe it was

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4613#3
Moderator
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
February 24 2006 00:07 GMT
#80
I thought it was a Zia original? Ooa
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
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