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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
February 23 2006 05:34 GMT
#41
On February 23 2006 13:25 [cF]TridenT wrote:
My new sig "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"


sorry, but you're about 5 years behind =(
Graphics
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
February 23 2006 05:42 GMT
#42
in "best halloween i ever had"
posted by intothewow
I asked her for my phone number, and then she gave it to me. I told her we should hang out sometime, as she doesn't live far away from here. Right before she was leaving, she said "Happy Halloween". Then archers. Thousands of them. Out of no where, appearing all over the porch, doorway and house. They start shooting bows at me and her, and I carry her to safety outside. But I was wrong. Ninjas. Thousands of them. They start shooting their stars at us. One hit her right in her cunt, and I had to pull it out of her. She was in pain. I was still carrying her out to safety. I screamed for help but no one was outside. I didn't know what to do.


Teamliquidian townie
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
February 23 2006 05:46 GMT
#43
that M2 quote is my favorite on the site by far

Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much.


"I doubt my dog is using condoms either" rofl
好好喝喝天天快乐
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
February 23 2006 05:52 GMT
#44
my sig is the funniest thing I've ever read on this website

<3 Hot_Bid
<3 TL
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20173 Posts
February 23 2006 05:59 GMT
#45
On August 19 2005 19:43 Xeroth wrote:
Snape is like...The 400 lb gorilla(with voldy being the 800 lb king kong owner of that shit), which explains why he made Harry look like a pantywaste at the end of book 6.

The other death eaters are cuntrags, so they got their shit fucked up by little kids. Then the Order comes in to clean up, and the Ministry coems in and is all like Omgwtfbbq, pwnt by kids "you got FUCKED up.

This should explain the difference in snape/the other death eaters.

Harry is quite the little bitch atm, he needs to get real crunk, and do it real fast. Not like, "omg I learned a new spell and its teh rox0rs" crunk. But like "omg, I fuck your shit up with the merest thought because i'm your fucking hero" crunk. Otherwise Voldy will just stomp stomp stomp on his ass all day long. Unless snape helps him out by hitting voldy in the back in the middle of their duel( because voldy is assuming snape is on his side, which would be his plan, and then harry would know he could trust snape again, even though it would be unlikely he would see snape and not get OMGPISSED and start trying to kill him and completely ignore voldy standing there. Which would actually be funny to wathc voldy sit there and tap his foot, check his watch, and ask if the two of them were done yet, but again, not happening).

Anywho, harry needs to stop being a little bitch and suck it up so he can stick it to voldy and his entire team(the ones who didn't get fucked up at the end of b6)
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
cuteFayth
Profile Joined January 2006
Canada1167 Posts
February 23 2006 06:03 GMT
#46
ROFL @ THE RAM PART
breathe
Profile Joined February 2006
Poland426 Posts
February 23 2006 06:16 GMT
#47
omfg, I'm waiting for more gosu quotes. ;d
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 06:20:19
February 23 2006 06:16 GMT
#48
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=29491

insensitive but i found it quite funny.

"My girlfriend got raped..."

"I have one question. What map was it on?"

lmao im cracking up thinking about it but my conscience tells me to delete this post


now im just surfing the "CLOSED" Section

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=19235

this whole thread cracked me up. so gross though. thanks a bunch Chibi.
"bad micro"
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 23 2006 06:23 GMT
#49
On February 23 2006 11:33 Hot_Bid wrote:
yeah,
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2005 10:44 zertaul993 wrote:
my computer is slow as hell and my friend said I need more ram. anyone know a good site.

[X] unintentionally stupid question
[X] misspelling and numbers in username
[X] bad punctuation
[X] low postcount
[ ] ekii?


LOOOL
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
February 23 2006 06:27 GMT
#50
On February 23 2006 12:22 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Show nested quote +


On August 30 2005 12:48 ManaBlue wrote:
Kid, your mom bore you, brought you up, fed you your entire life, gave you a middle class upbringing, and you are ready to swear her off because she's moving on after your dad? She has the right to do that.

Further, if you were too oblivious to know that a random guy who went on a trip with your family and bought you gifts for no apparent reason was somehow interested in your mom, then you are just an idiot. Your story doesn't make sense and I can't understand how you were "screwed".

Basically this is the truth, if you want to hear it... You're a spoiled little brat that likes to bounce off your parents and use their split as a means to play favourites and generally be an asshole. If you were my kid I'd throw your computer out the window, shove your IPOD up your ass and kick you out of the house as soon as you turned 18...

But you know why I'd do that? I'm not your family. But your mother is, so she won't. You only get one mom and one dad. If you are willing to throw one of the few (and possibly only) unconditional relationships you will ever have in your life out the window because the person wants to move on with their life, you are a fool and you will regret it living the rest of your life without your mother.

Grow up kid, stop bitching about nothing you spoiled IPOD owning, shit talking, sympathy starving son of a bitch. Fuck you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

haha that is a good one[/QUOTE]

I remember this thread. It was great.
cuteFayth
Profile Joined January 2006
Canada1167 Posts
February 23 2006 06:28 GMT
#51
i had a roomate once who was on the crew team. i think that means he was gay and worked out a lot? anyways, because of this, he would go jogging a lot and talk all girly and lispy to his best friend, which was a 4 foot female troll (the fact that he didn't enjoy making out with her was the reason he "found out" he was gay -- i thought gay people were supposed to be smart?) so anyways, for some reason, the mud on his shoes smelled like ass. or maybe that was just his ass. he febreezed everything constantly, thinking that made things smell better. it smelled like shitty febreeze. this is why i fucking hate febreeze. cuz i can imagine him saying something about febreeze. or whatever. and thinking the smell of concentrated febreeze will remove the shit from the walls. this was when i played a lot of diablo2 with my headphones on very loud. god dorms suck. also one time when i came in i think he was having gay sex, and it smelled anussy. i'm not saying anything, just that the room smelt anussy.

love,
mitsy

LOLOLOLOL
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 06:30:16
February 23 2006 06:29 GMT
#52
http://www.teamliquid.net/poll/index.php?poll_id=61
"How well will Rekrul do in Korea"
On June 22 2004 07:09 The Light wrote:
I think after much hard work, and months of practice, he might be able to take #1.....in Ohio.....if Slog is sick the day of the tourney.

When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Shiv
Profile Joined July 2003
France447 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 06:42:24
February 23 2006 06:41 GMT
#53
I still remember this one particularly for some reason :
edit : too bad it's out of context thoug

ilnp
ilnp will be responding on behalf of Rekrul:

I, Rekrul, feel that several of those who have posted in this thread are what the we, upper eschelon of Brood War players, prefer to call "complete fucking jackasses." I, Rekrul, am not the type of person to name names, but I feel rereading the above posts may be a slight indicator to those who are one or two olives short of a salad nicoise. To discuss the original topic at hand, I, Rekrul, would like to mention that the entire WGTour ladder is filled with what we, the upper eschelon of Brood War players, prefer to call "complete fucking newbies." It would be a waste of mine, Rekrul's, time to compete amongst such newbies when I have at my, Rekrul's, disposal many top players from around the world to challenge the abilities I obviously possess, seeing as I, Rekrul, am a member of the upper eschelon of Brood War players. Recent discussions of top Korean players playing WGTour should be ignored, as some on this forum, grouped together with aforementioned generalized nomenclature, fail to realize that top Korean players are not playing WGTour for any sort of practice whatsoever, but merely to kill time and embarass the foreign Brood War community by demonstrating any Korean player near the top of their ranks can decimate the best Foreigner Brood War ladder with no effort in a couple of days.

In conclusion I, Rekrul, would like to apologize by being unavailable to respond right now, as I am in a transitionary period in my life. You as a community should not fret, however, as my weekend of transition is due to end today, Monday, September 22nd, or tomorrow, Tuesday, September 23rd, and my, Rekrul's, usual antics on this Internet Bulletin Board System will resume to their usual routine. Until then, though, I put complete trust of my thoughts and expressions in ilnp, the Ferrari of a vehicle through which my soul travels to you.
whats the rumpling?
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 07:09:25
February 23 2006 07:07 GMT
#54
--- Nuked ---
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
February 23 2006 07:48 GMT
#55
"How did you manage to ejaculate on your own face ?"

"bad micro"

ROFLLLL
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Kacas
Profile Joined July 2003
Brazil3143 Posts
February 23 2006 07:59 GMT
#56
In “The bad erections”:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

fucking hilarious!!!

it was a reply after someone told that there's no problem fucking your gf with her parents on the side.
I Love Hyori Lee =* icq: 41760400 / msn: kayen_chn at hotm
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20173 Posts
February 23 2006 08:02 GMT
#57
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
February 23 2006 08:33 GMT
#58
On February 23 2006 17:02 decafchicken wrote:
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg

novemberprotoss
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
February 23 2006 08:45 GMT
#59
On February 23 2006 17:02 decafchicken wrote:
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg


My awesome gosu korean name is MoonOfTossNight... it's to match Copy's FireOfZergSun
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
February 23 2006 09:16 GMT
#60
On February 23 2006 16:59 Kacas wrote:
In “The bad erections”:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

fucking hilarious!!!

it was a reply after someone told that there's no problem fucking your gf with her parents on the side.


I remember this. Gold.
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