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On February 23 2006 13:25 [cF]TridenT wrote:
My new sig "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"

posted by intothewow
I asked her for my phone number, and then she gave it to me. I told her we should hang out sometime, as she doesn't live far away from here. Right before she was leaving, she said "Happy Halloween". Then archers. Thousands of them. Out of no where, appearing all over the porch, doorway and house. They start shooting bows at me and her, and I carry her to safety outside. But I was wrong. Ninjas. Thousands of them. They start shooting their stars at us. One hit her right in her cunt, and I had to pull it out of her. She was in pain. I was still carrying her out to safety. I screamed for help but no one was outside. I didn't know what to do.

Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much.

On February 23 2006 11:33 Hot_Bid wrote:
yeah,

[X] unintentionally stupid question
[X] misspelling and numbers in username
[X] bad punctuation
[X] low postcount
[ ] ekii?

i had a roomate once who was on the crew team. i think that means he was gay and worked out a lot? anyways, because of this, he would go jogging a lot and talk all girly and lispy to his best friend, which was a 4 foot female troll (the fact that he didn't enjoy making out with her was the reason he "found out" he was gay -- i thought gay people were supposed to be smart?) so anyways, for some reason, the mud on his shoes smelled like ass. or maybe that was just his ass. he febreezed everything constantly, thinking that made things smell better. it smelled like shitty febreeze. this is why i fucking hate febreeze. cuz i can imagine him saying something about febreeze. or whatever. and thinking the smell of concentrated febreeze will remove the shit from the walls. this was when i played a lot of diablo2 with my headphones on very loud. god dorms suck. also one time when i came in i think he was having gay sex, and it smelled anussy. i'm not saying anything, just that the room smelt anussy.

love,
mitsy

On June 22 2004 07:09 The Light wrote:
I think after much hard work, and months of practice, he might be able to take #1.....in Ohio.....if Slog is sick the day of the tourney.

ilnp
ilnp will be responding on behalf of Rekrul:

I, Rekrul, feel that several of those who have posted in this thread are what the we, upper eschelon of Brood War players, prefer to call "complete fucking jackasses." I, Rekrul, am not the type of person to name names, but I feel rereading the above posts may be a slight indicator to those who are one or two olives short of a salad nicoise. To discuss the original topic at hand, I, Rekrul, would like to mention that the entire WGTour ladder is filled with what we, the upper eschelon of Brood War players, prefer to call "complete fucking newbies." It would be a waste of mine, Rekrul's, time to compete amongst such newbies when I have at my, Rekrul's, disposal many top players from around the world to challenge the abilities I obviously possess, seeing as I, Rekrul, am a member of the upper eschelon of Brood War players. Recent discussions of top Korean players playing WGTour should be ignored, as some on this forum, grouped together with aforementioned generalized nomenclature, fail to realize that top Korean players are not playing WGTour for any sort of practice whatsoever, but merely to kill time and embarass the foreign Brood War community by demonstrating any Korean player near the top of their ranks can decimate the best Foreigner Brood War ladder with no effort in a couple of days.

In conclusion I, Rekrul, would like to apologize by being unavailable to respond right now, as I am in a transitionary period in my life. You as a community should not fret, however, as my weekend of transition is due to end today, Monday, September 22nd, or tomorrow, Tuesday, September 23rd, and my, Rekrul's, usual antics on this Internet Bulletin Board System will resume to their usual routine. Until then, though, I put complete trust of my thoughts and expressions in ilnp, the Ferrari of a vehicle through which my soul travels to you.

On February 23 2006 17:02 decafchicken wrote:
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg

On February 23 2006 17:02 decafchicken wrote:
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg

On February 23 2006 16:59 Kacas wrote:
In “The bad erections”:

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On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
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fucking hilarious!!!

it was a reply after someone told that there's no problem fucking your gf with her parents on the side.