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Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
February 23 2006 03:30 GMT
#21
My first thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=23756

The replay was of a 5 apm toss against 20-30apm zerg. I played it calmly and seriously. Some of the comments are hilarious.

OK well maybe its not BEST OF TLNET material but it gives me a good chuckle.
Legalize drugs and murder.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
February 23 2006 03:45 GMT
#22
Hot bids apm decussion was by far the funniest thread i have ever read, when he pretends to be a foreignor
Hi
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51602 Posts
February 23 2006 03:47 GMT
#23
On February 23 2006 12:03 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 12:02 GTR-2-Go wrote:
http://radial.s5.com/

someone already posted this and it was addressed, read the replies you 13 year old kid


im lkie at a lan and liek half drunk kekek
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
February 23 2006 03:48 GMT
#24
you're too young for that
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36400 Posts
February 23 2006 03:49 GMT
#25
On February 23 2006 12:45 kidd wrote:
Hot bids apm decussion was by far the funniest thread i have ever read, when he pretends to be a foreignor

OMG that was the most fun ive ever had on tl.net, man i love this place

ps http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=33374
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51602 Posts
February 23 2006 03:55 GMT
#26
haw haw tfeign trying to ruin teh fun ;(
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Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 04:04:00
February 23 2006 04:03 GMT
#27
On November 09 2005 11:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
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On November 09 2005 11:20 2dd wrote:
Don't say apm means nothing, It can realy help you alot when gaming. I'm sure you can never become with apm 100-150. If you understand with the meaning of pro?


apm mean n0thing. i can become many times with 100-150 apm. i became last night TWICE with 100-150 apm. pro more apm become much faster, but not necessarily better


omfg that was the best hot_bid quote in there

i didn't actually start laughing until reading that
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
February 23 2006 04:05 GMT
#28
On February 23 2006 12:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 12:45 kidd wrote:
Hot bids apm decussion was by far the funniest thread i have ever read, when he pretends to be a foreignor

OMG that was the most fun ive ever had on tl.net, man i love this place

ps http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=33374


PS - This best quote in thread EZ 3-0 kthxbainoob. (<---An X17er crossed with Hotbids ESL impression? I think so. )

On November 09 2005 14:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
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On November 09 2005 14:38 Veigh wrote:
This thread is gold....internet doesnt really make me laugh often, but Hot_Bid, if your penis is as big as your sense of humour, you really need an elephant-ass for your pleasure-nights

why u talk so much about butt-the-sex? friend with strafe?
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
February 23 2006 04:13 GMT
#29
On February 23 2006 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36800

I liked this one... but you need to quote Fayth post as well...

the 3rd post rpf' crying is good too.
I wasn't really crying, or whining, or complaining. I was just pointing out a fact.
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
February 23 2006 04:13 GMT
#30
"Alas we have reached the final chapter in the Nuketacular Bertrand Grospellier Saga. During his campaign he shattered Crystal (3-1), lynched Blackman (6-3), beautified Beast (4-0), and wrecked yours truly (7-0). To top off his term as the King of Liquibition he would have to beat the man that he shares bed sheets with, Smuft. Super Manner User For Toss lives in Korea and is a part of team white boy (The Dream and Us Team) with Elky and our humble site denizen. Can the Crimson Capped Canadian succeed in his attempt for a coup d'etat versus the Foxy Frenchman?"
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36400 Posts
February 23 2006 04:15 GMT
#31
On February 23 2006 13:13 rpf289 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36800

I liked this one... but you need to quote Fayth post as well...

the 3rd post rpf' crying is good too.
I wasn't really crying, or whining, or complaining. I was just pointing out a fact.

global warming. koreans winning wcg. stimey complaining about moderation. this comment by rpf.

do you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability...
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 04:21:37
February 23 2006 04:21 GMT
#32
On February 23 2006 13:15 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 13:13 rpf289 wrote:
On February 23 2006 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36800

I liked this one... but you need to quote Fayth post as well...

the 3rd post rpf' crying is good too.
I wasn't really crying, or whining, or complaining. I was just pointing out a fact.

global warming. koreans winning wcg. stimey complaining about moderation. this comment by rpf.

do you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability...


dude you're not allowed to make funny quotes in the thread for funny quotes
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
[cF]TridenT
Profile Joined August 2004
United States665 Posts
February 23 2006 04:25 GMT
#33
My new sig "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
February 23 2006 04:27 GMT
#34
On February 23 2006 13:15 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2006 13:13 rpf289 wrote:
On February 23 2006 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36800

I liked this one... but you need to quote Fayth post as well...

the 3rd post rpf' crying is good too.
I wasn't really crying, or whining, or complaining. I was just pointing out a fact.

global warming. koreans winning wcg. stimey complaining about moderation. this comment by rpf.

do you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability...


oh gods hahaHAAHa
Moderator<:3-/-<
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
February 23 2006 04:51 GMT
#35
The messed up Canadian should read the bad erections thread before posting stuff about screwing his sister.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
iNsaNe-
Profile Joined January 2005
Finland5201 Posts
February 23 2006 05:19 GMT
#36
"haha I'm an idiot.

-rpf289


It takes a fool to remain sane.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 23 2006 05:30 GMT
#37
On February 23 2006 13:13 FireBlast! wrote:
"Alas we have reached the final chapter in the Nuketacular Bertrand Grospellier Saga. During his campaign he shattered Crystal (3-1), lynched Blackman (6-3), beautified Beast (4-0), and wrecked yours truly (7-0). To top off his term as the King of Liquibition he would have to beat the man that he shares bed sheets with, Smuft. Super Manner User For Toss lives in Korea and is a part of team white boy (The Dream and Us Team) with Elky and our humble site denizen. Can the Crimson Capped Canadian succeed in his attempt for a coup d'etat versus the Foxy Frenchman?"


damn thats sexy
why so 진지해?
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 23 2006 05:30 GMT
#38
--- Nuked ---
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 23 2006 05:32 GMT
#39
Caspers post is the funniest ever... The thread was "my sisters boyfriend"

and he wrote.. "lol this thread is funny.. imagine them having sex, how do you feel about it?"
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
February 23 2006 05:33 GMT
#40
lol @ moltke
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