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zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
December 30 2009 22:02 GMT
#281
im sorry but thats an awful pun
Weaponx3
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada232 Posts
December 30 2009 23:41 GMT
#282
it was thought it was premadonna, prima donna just doesnt make sense to me guess u have to be italian..
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
December 30 2009 23:43 GMT
#283
On December 31 2009 07:02 zulu_nation8 wrote:
im sorry but thats an awful pun

It's only funny because it's unintentional
Administrator
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20090 Posts
December 31 2009 00:02 GMT
#284
On December 31 2009 06:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
oh dang, I never knew it was an italian word and spelled that way. I always thought that the word originated from Madonna lol.


I don't even have to move this to a different thread, just hit quote!
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 31 2009 00:41 GMT
#285
On December 31 2009 08:43 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 07:02 zulu_nation8 wrote:
im sorry but thats an awful pun

It's only funny because it's unintentional


ya I thought it was a spelling error, but it fit really well, so I lol'd
Sullifam
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 31 2009 01:30 GMT
#286
oh well.
i had premature and primadonna right
madonna well....

no more comment :D
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
December 31 2009 02:33 GMT
#287
On December 31 2009 08:43 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 07:02 zulu_nation8 wrote:
im sorry but thats an awful pun

It's only funny because it's unintentional

Well, I wasn't sure whether it was intentional or not, but I was kind of hoping it was. I thought it made a pretty clever pun:

Madonna: Iconic female singer known in large measure for sluttiness.
pre- prefix meaning "coming before"
Miley Cyrus: Young female singer being developed by Disney, criticized for a sort of 15-year-old version of a slutty photo shoot.

Thus the term "premadonna", describing a girl, who is, you might say, not a full-blown Madonna yet, but at least in the larval stage.

Anyway, I thought it was funny. "Premature" had nothing to do with it. Sorry for overanalyzing, but everyone else was already doing it...
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
T9
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan13 Posts
December 31 2009 08:12 GMT
#288
On December 24 2009 00:07 JoeKim wrote:
[image loading]
StarCraft: Brood War bringing Asians (left) and Caucasians (right) together since 1996


OH

MY

GOD
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 31 2009 08:30 GMT
#289
that is weird how all the asians are on the left and the white guys are on the right...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
T9
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan13 Posts
December 31 2009 08:39 GMT
#290
Birds of one feather, flock together.
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
December 31 2009 14:54 GMT
#291
My favorites:

I found a way that a merine beat a lurker
On November 30 2006 01:23 dragon_lil wrote:
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land.






[Guide] The way to make pasta
On August 31 2009 04:44 LuDwig- wrote:
As italian I am really often disappointed by the way foreigners make pasta.
This is really strange because it is one of the easiest dish to cook..
Don't blame if you alredy know it but here is it the RIGHT way of making pasta.

Take your cooker and fill it with water;
Wait until water boils;
Put salt in the water as much as needed;
Wait until water boils;
put pasta;
wait the time written in the box. However you want to check it time by time to make sure pasta arrives to the right cooking time.
Drain the cooker.
Add sauce
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On August 31 2009 04:53 Jibba wrote:
As american I am really often disappointed by the way foreigners make hotdog.
This is really strange because it is one of the easiest dish to cook..
Don't blame if you alredy know it but here is it the RIGHT way of making hotdog.

Take your cooker and fill it with water;
Wait until water boils;
Put salt in the water as much as needed;
Wait until water boils;
put hotdog;
wait the time written in the box. However you want to check it time by time to make sure hotdog arrives to the right cooking time.
Drain the cooker.
Add mustard
On August 31 2009 05:08 Hot_Bid wrote:
As an Asian I am really often disappointed by the way foreigners make dog.
This is really strange because it is one of the easiest dish to cook..
Don't blame if you alredy know it but here is it the RIGHT way of making dog.

Take your bathtub and fill it with water;
Wait until water boils;
Put poison in the water as much as needed;
Wait until water boils;
put dog;
wait the time written in the box. However you want to check it time by time to make sure dog is dead at the right cooking time.
Skin and tenderize the dog.
Add sauce

~

~

~






National Ranking Top 5 for each Country
On November 02 2006 15:15 Hot_Bid wrote:
usa
1. corbalt
2. hovz
3. theo huxtable
4. fayth
5. day

On November 02 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote:
china
1. [SvS]xq
2. linyu)pj
3. [S.Top]hooey
4. MAO.zedong
5. =PNZ=Legendary

On November 02 2006 15:20 Hot_Bid wrote:
africa
1. [starvin]marvin
2. ToT)alitarian(
3. [Oops]HIV


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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-01 19:33:29
January 01 2010 01:50 GMT
#292
On December 24 2009 00:07 JoeKim wrote:
[image loading]
StarCraft: Brood War bringing Asians (left) and Caucasians (right) together since 1996


StarCraft: Brood War: 1996!!
StarCraft made its debut at E3, 1996, the version of the game displayed, assembled by the team's lead programmer Bob Fitch, received a rather weak response from the convention and was criticized by many for being "Warcraft in space" and Blizz fans were calling it "Orcs in Space" and "Warcraft goes purple" i.e. before the three races, even before zerg were not called zurg but "Nightmarish Invaders" and when it looked like this: 1st alpha
[image loading]

"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-01 02:54:40
January 01 2010 02:53 GMT
#293
Hmmmm, the best quote thats ever existed to me is Manifasto7 comment here

On September 10 2009 14:17 Manifesto7 wrote:
Fuck that. Terran is the race of big dicked Vikings who rampage across the galaxies in huge battleships, rip up the ground with artillery spawned from the forges of hell, and send waves of valiant warriors to fight the freaks of science. Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop.

Damn I cant find the thread. I think type in "Terran" or "best race" or something like that and youll find it somewhere.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
January 06 2010 20:23 GMT
#294
amazing translation by motbob from the blog
Running isn't always the answer

+ Show Spoiler +

On January 07 2010 03:26 motbob wrote:
This is my first translation, guys, so I hope you enjoy it!

+ Show Spoiler +
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!

+ Show Spoiler +
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.

+ Show Spoiler +
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".
Policeman: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya". (T/L note: no idea what a gazel is)

+ Show Spoiler +
wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".
me: "I stopped halfway; if I wanted to I would have gotten away."

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".
Policeman & friends: "Hey, you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night."

+ Show Spoiler +
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)

+ Show Spoiler +
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.

+ Show Spoiler +
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.

+ Show Spoiler +
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.

+ Show Spoiler +
Running was not the answer!
Running was not the answer!

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NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
January 06 2010 20:52 GMT
#295
lol that was a shit load of quotes!
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
January 07 2010 16:59 GMT
#296
Anyone remembering this quote:
In “does anyone know where i can download ram”:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2005 10:44 zertaul993 wrote:
my computer is slow as hell and my friend said I need more ram. anyone know a good site.


Look at this:
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/index.html

hahahaha

cole
Profile Joined January 2010
United Kingdom6 Posts
January 09 2010 03:55 GMT
#297
--- Nuked ---
Elemenope
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
January 09 2010 03:59 GMT
#298
On December 31 2009 11:33 qrs wrote:


Why hello there, brother.
In DotA you could
m.bolduc83
Profile Joined January 2010
3 Posts
January 15 2010 14:50 GMT
#299
On January 01 2010 10:50 Physician wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2009 00:07 JoeKim wrote:
[image loading]
StarCraft: Brood War bringing Asians (left) and Caucasians (right) together since 1996


StarCraft: Brood War: 1996!!
StarCraft made its debut at E3, 1996, the version of the game displayed, assembled by the team's lead programmer Bob Fitch, received a rather weak response from the convention and was criticized by many for being "Warcraft in space" and Blizz fans were calling it "Orcs in Space" and "Warcraft goes purple" i.e. before the three races, even before zerg were not called zurg but "Nightmarish Invaders" and when it looked like this: 1st alpha
[image loading]


lmfao
YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOOD RAT HOOD RAT HOOCIE MAMA
BraveNewWorld
Profile Joined December 2009
United States229 Posts
January 23 2010 08:38 GMT
#300
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110627
"who is bisu anyway" - torm3ntin (Jan. 19th, 2009)
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