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Running Isn't Always The Answer!

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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:31:09
January 06 2010 18:04 GMT
#1
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!

So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.

As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.

po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".

wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".

po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".

As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.

The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.

Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!

Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.

Running was not the answer!
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 06 2010 18:08 GMT
#2
Those are some nice cops if they just let him go after trying to run.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
January 06 2010 18:08 GMT
#3
I can see that the NSL is in good hands
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Pufftrees
Profile Joined March 2009
2449 Posts
January 06 2010 18:08 GMT
#4
I wish I could understand what you are saying... All I got was that the person is under 18 because their mother has parental power over them?
Chance favors the prepared mind.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:14:18
January 06 2010 18:11 GMT
#5
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
January 06 2010 18:14 GMT
#6
Okay. So far this is my understanding:

1. You were arguing somewhere with your cousin and friend and residents called the cops on you.
2. You ran but then decided not to run.
3. They let you go.
4. Something happens here I don't understand. Like they let you go but you thought they were chasing you. Why would they chase you after they let you go?
5. Also don't understand this part. You expected the cops to come to your house but they didn't.
6. Again, something with your cousin I don't understand.
7. Your mom got you in trouble.

Can you fill in 4 5 6? Because the story makes zero sense for me.
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:58:24
January 06 2010 18:19 GMT
#7
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4218 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:22:22
January 06 2010 18:21 GMT
#8
It is still kinda confusing.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
January 06 2010 18:22 GMT
#9
You ran from cops, and did nothing wrong.

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We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:27:23
January 06 2010 18:26 GMT
#10
This is my first translation, guys, so I hope you enjoy it!

+ Show Spoiler +
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!

+ Show Spoiler +
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.

+ Show Spoiler +
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".
Policeman: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya". (T/L note: no idea what a gazel is)

+ Show Spoiler +
wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".
me: "I stopped halfway; if I wanted to I would have gotten away."

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".
Policeman & friends: "Hey, you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night."

+ Show Spoiler +
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)

+ Show Spoiler +
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.

+ Show Spoiler +
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.

+ Show Spoiler +
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.

+ Show Spoiler +
Running was not the answer!
Running was not the answer!
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
January 06 2010 18:30 GMT
#11
On January 07 2010 03:26 motbob wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".
Policeman: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya". (T/L note: no idea what a gazel is)


[image loading]

Pretty sure that's what he meant.

Thanks for the translation, motbob, it's so nice the TL translation staff is so quick with these things!

:p
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:31:38
January 06 2010 18:30 GMT
#12
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 07 2010 03:26 motbob wrote:
This is my first translation, guys, so I hope you enjoy it!

+ Show Spoiler +
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!

+ Show Spoiler +
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.

+ Show Spoiler +
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".
Policeman: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya". (T/L note: no idea what a gazel is)

+ Show Spoiler +
wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".
me: "I stopped halfway; if I wanted to I would have gotten away."

+ Show Spoiler +
po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".
Policeman & friends: "Hey, you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night."

+ Show Spoiler +
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)

+ Show Spoiler +
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.

+ Show Spoiler +
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.

+ Show Spoiler +
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.

+ Show Spoiler +
Running was not the answer!
Running was not the answer!

i havent read it yet, but im sure im gonna LOLS! so can we add a rating bar to ur post! lol
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 06 2010 18:31 GMT
#13
run from the police when you didn't even do anything? good job
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
January 06 2010 18:32 GMT
#14
its cause he's black.
ya had ya shot kid!
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
January 06 2010 18:32 GMT
#15
Thank you motbob. I always have trouble reading "Incoherent".
Kudos for translating it into English for us ^^
Sullifam
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 06 2010 18:33 GMT
#16
suburban gangsta: don't do anything illegal but when the cops show up run home to mommy.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
January 06 2010 18:36 GMT
#17
so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
January 06 2010 18:38 GMT
#18
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote:
so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!

You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5224 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 18:40:52
January 06 2010 18:40 GMT
#19
Ugh. T_T
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
January 06 2010 18:44 GMT
#20
On January 07 2010 03:38 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote:
so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!

You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.

yeah i know but u messed up some of the story, like u changed the fact that i was swearing at the cops into swearing at myself about the cops. I am no pussy, if i want to say it ull hear it, kind sir. except on TL of course.
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