When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!

When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!

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So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.

When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.

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As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.

After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.

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po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".

Policeman: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya". (T/L note: no idea what a gazel is)

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wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".

me: "I stopped halfway; if I wanted to I would have gotten away."

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po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".

Policeman & friends: "Hey, you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night."

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As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.

(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)

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The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.

The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.

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Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!

When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.

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Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.

My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.

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Running was not the answer!

This was truly needed. I honestly could not understand what the hell the OP was trying to say.

yhnmk

Canada630 Posts

January 06 2010 21:22 GMT

#49

retarded blog because the OP has no sense of the english language.

PanN

United States2828 Posts

January 06 2010 21:29 GMT

#50

On January 07 2010 06:22 yhnmk wrote:
retarded blog because the OP has no sense of the english language.

Most people here don't, I'm not insulting TL at all, just saying we have a lot of foreigners.

n3m0

Portugal247 Posts

January 06 2010 21:38 GMT

#51

somebody skipping english classes O.oa

Lovin

Denmark812 Posts

January 06 2010 21:39 GMT

#52

Haha, wishbones.. props for the story, and thanks for translation, Mot! Good luck on that cousin's friend

yhnmk

Canada630 Posts

January 06 2010 21:39 GMT

#53

On January 07 2010 06:29 PanN wrote:

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Most people here don't, I'm not insulting TL at all, just saying we have a lot of foreigners.

Agreed. If they dont come from an english speaking country, I'll give them some common courtesy and respect, and work hard on understanding what they mean. But this dudes from Canada. His horrible English is just a sign of his own idiocy, nothing more. I mean, the popo? What, do we have starcraft nerds coming out of the Ghetto now? Honestly...

thopol

Japan4560 Posts

January 06 2010 21:45 GMT

#54

motbob is the hero of this thread. What a kickass blog after the translation.

EDIT: Man, that kid behind that couch was fucking hilarious.

semantics

10040 Posts

January 06 2010 22:13 GMT

#55

On January 07 2010 03:08 Snet wrote:
Those are some nice cops if they just let him go after trying to run.

I'm pretty sure Chris Rock is the one that said, "Everybody knows, if the police have to come and get you they're bringing an ass kicking with them"

Amarxist

United States371 Posts

January 06 2010 22:35 GMT

#56

Was the original post done in limerick format? I get the sense he tried to add rhythm to his writing similar to a Christmas carol. Not appreciated. Blog a youtube about it next time.

wishbones

Canada2600 Posts

January 06 2010 22:56 GMT

#57

comment removed by poster

motbob

United States12546 Posts

January 06 2010 22:58 GMT

#58

On January 07 2010 07:56 wishbones wrote:
I'd just like to say how sorry I am for bringing out all the assholes of teamliquid by posting my blog, in full I apologize for your lack of respect, and problematic stupidity that enfuriates me, good day idiots. You know who you guys are. (PLURAL)

hahaha this is fantastic