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illFiRe
Profile Joined July 2008
Canada4 Posts
July 14 2008 01:43 GMT
#941
On July 13 2008 10:03 Nyovne wrote:
[02:52] <ThE_AdvoCaTe> I understand mods can do w/e they want with their forums. However, I personaly believe they shouldnt ban for what ppl saying, except when its like flaming and very inappropriate things. I believe freedom of speech suffers no borders, neither laws. I believe it as a universal principle and I would hope that people would just have that same principle, even if they can righteously ban if they wish. But I obviously see its not the case
[02:52] * dronebabo sets mode: +b *!*@ip097.254-51-69.sogetel.net
[02:52] * ThE_AdvoCaTe was kicked by dronebabo (Boo-hoo)
[02:52] <@dronebabo> man
[02:52] <@dronebabo> i always gotta do the dirty work

Hahaha, best conclusion to the worst discussion ever to have marked IRC. Bring back the thai ladyboys, dutch rimjobs and one-eyebrowed naked smurfs please.


Hey, even though I agree with you 100%, careful with posting other's IP. You would be better to hide it, imo.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-14 01:45:26
July 14 2008 01:44 GMT
#942
On July 14 2008 10:43 illFiRe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2008 10:03 Nyovne wrote:
[02:52] <ThE_AdvoCaTe> I understand mods can do w/e they want with their forums. However, I personaly believe they shouldnt ban for what ppl saying, except when its like flaming and very inappropriate things. I believe freedom of speech suffers no borders, neither laws. I believe it as a universal principle and I would hope that people would just have that same principle, even if they can righteously ban if they wish. But I obviously see its not the case
[02:52] * dronebabo sets mode: +b *!*@ip097.254-51-69.sogetel.net
[02:52] * ThE_AdvoCaTe was kicked by dronebabo (Boo-hoo)
[02:52] <@dronebabo> man
[02:52] <@dronebabo> i always gotta do the dirty work

Hahaha, best conclusion to the worst discussion ever to have marked IRC. Bring back the thai ladyboys, dutch rimjobs and one-eyebrowed naked smurfs please.


Hey, even though I agree with you 100%, careful with posting other's IP. You would be better to hide it, imo.

Anyone can get anyones IP on irc t_t pretty much since noone disables it. Just /whois lol.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
illFiRe
Profile Joined July 2008
Canada4 Posts
July 14 2008 01:49 GMT
#943
He was banned, he won't come back anyway. I'd hide it. But that's your thing. Idc after all.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-14 08:20:25
July 14 2008 08:19 GMT
#944
On July 14 2008 10:49 illFiRe wrote:
He was banned, he won't come back anyway. I'd hide it. But that's your thing. Idc after all.

Ur banned, ur not comming back anyway, I wouldn't hide it. But thats my thing and in the end, Idc after all!

edit: lawl couldnt resist =[
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
July 14 2008 08:49 GMT
#945
[10:47] <eRainman> python is a well balanced map
[10:47] <+SayaSP> your mom is a well balanced map too, I like breaking out with my mid game push
[10:47] <Harem> hahaha
[10:48] <@RAITO> HAHAHA
[10:48] <@TL-Nyovne> hahaha
[10:48] <eRainman> ........
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-14 21:36:44
July 14 2008 21:33 GMT
#946
hey guys, if you need router help pach dronebabo and chill can help you. just come on irc and ask them.

edit: we really helped out monokeros already.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
July 14 2008 22:49 GMT
#947
lmao what?

do you mean Chill helped and dronebabo was like "wut" "lol" "ship it" ?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 14 2008 23:11 GMT
#948
On July 15 2008 07:49 Gene wrote:
lmao what?

do you mean Chill helped and dronebabo was like "wut" "lol" "ship it" ?


nah i was calling him a cocksucker and chill was spamming to buy new ports and babo was spamming to reset his router settings and that his router username/password was something about fucking his sister... i don't remember. it all happened so fast D:
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
July 16 2008 01:44 GMT
#949
[21:43] <IntoTheWow> watching NaDa play si worse than sinking with the Titanic
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
July 16 2008 07:42 GMT
#950
[09:39:15] <Pellucidity> A-4
[09:39:19] <Pellucidity> ;_;
[09:39:54] <Nitrogen_> are we playing battleship
[09:40:10] <Pellucidity> yes
[09:40:19] <Nitrogen_> i won
[09:40:23] <Nitrogen_> i-1
[09:40:48] <Pellucidity> splash
[09:40:49] <Pellucidity> miss
[09:40:50] <Pellucidity> :<
[09:40:55] <Pellucidity> E8
[09:40:56] <Nitrogen_> fuck you
[09:40:58] <Nitrogen_> im leaving
[09:41:01] * Nitrogen_ (~Evilbunny@c-24-4-162-82.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit)
[09:41:22] <Pellucidity> I must've hit his ship ;_;
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 16 2008 07:46 GMT
#951
This page got less funny as you scroll down it.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
July 16 2008 08:09 GMT
#952
On July 16 2008 16:46 H_ wrote:
This page got less funny as you scroll down it.

There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
July 16 2008 08:43 GMT
#953
On July 16 2008 16:46 H_ wrote:
This page got less funny as you scroll down it.

Exponentially.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 16 2008 17:02 GMT
#954
someone has to raise the bar plz
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 16 2008 21:57 GMT
#955
Spoilered for incredibly long, and yeah wow (if you don't know the whole backstory behind it im not going to explain it haha)
+ Show Spoiler +
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> omg
[14:54] <Monokeros> zerg loses too much
[14:54] <Zuries> protoss takes half the skill at non pro level
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> i just had
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> sexd
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> with my balls
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> open
[14:54] <Monokeros> 23% win rate on hwangdo
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> ::::::::::
[14:54] <Monokeros> !!!!!
[14:54] <Zuries> every noob and his mom plays protss
[14:54] <Monokeros> the stiches opened up!?
[14:54] <Monokeros> or what
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> yes
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> hahahaha
[14:54] <Monokeros> holy
[14:54] <Monokeros> shit
[14:54] <Monokeros> ow
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> it started
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> bleeding
[14:54] <Monokeros> wow
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> during the sex
[14:54] <Bloody|> terran wins too much
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> and i was like
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> come fast come fast
[14:54] <Monokeros> ROFL
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> and then she was
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> covered in my blood
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> and freaked out
[14:54] <Monokeros> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:54] <Monokeros> WOW
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> when she saw it
[14:54] <Monokeros> L O L O L
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> and i was like
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> omfg ur blleeeding
[14:54] <{ToT}Strafe> without realizing it was me
[14:55] <Monokeros> hahahahahaha
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> omfg
[14:55] <Boesthius> lol
[14:55] <Monokeros> wow
[14:55] <Monokeros> so
[14:55] <Monokeros> now what
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> now theres a wet towel aroundm y balls
[14:55] <Monokeros> LOL
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> and she showered
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> and then left
[14:55] <Monokeros> dude
[14:55] <Monokeros> youre retarded
[14:55] <Monokeros> didnt they say
[14:55] <Monokeros> wait
[14:55] <Monokeros> TWO WEEKS
[14:55] <Monokeros> its been 3 days!
[14:55] <Monokeros> ROFL
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> me horny;(
[14:55] <{ToT}Strafe> me horny!!!
[14:55] <Monokeros> STRAFE WOW
[14:55] <Monokeros> wowwww
[14:55] <Monokeros> dude
[14:55] <Monokeros> im going to die laughing
[14:55] <Monokeros> i hate you
[14:55] <Monokeros> haha
[14:55] <rkarhu> jerk off
[14:55] <Monokeros> this is going on
[14:56] <Monokeros> irc thread


lol strafe
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
July 17 2008 02:15 GMT
#956
lol strafe indeed
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 08:43:20
July 19 2008 06:55 GMT
#957
(02:54:16) (geebus) korean girls = tight
(02:54:25) (MCMcEmcee) oh baby, open your wall-in and let my vulture in, I'll show you a good time
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
July 22 2008 23:42 GMT
#958
[01:37] <Monokeros> i just got
[01:37] <Monokeros> 4pooled twice
[01:37] <SpoR-CharlieM> how do u get 4pooled ever
[01:37] <SpoR-CharlieM> that build is worse than 12 pool
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> CM because
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> some guy
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> makes a 5th drone
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> saves up 200 minerals
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> places a spawning pool
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> then makes zerglings
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> and attacks
[01:38] <@TL-Nyovne> thats 5 pool
[01:38] <@TL-Nyovne> wtf
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> fuck you
[01:38] <@yubee> that's a 5 LOL?
[01:38] <@yubee> wtf
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> FUC
[01:38] <Monokeros> LOL
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> god
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> i hate this game
[01:38] <@DeadVessel> i hate my life
[01:38] <Monokeros> LOL
[01:38] <@yubee> ROFL
[01:39] <@DeadVessel> now im going to kill ymself
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 23:54:47
July 22 2008 23:54 GMT
#959
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 22 2008 23:57 GMT
#960
noob jared
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