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DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 02 2008 20:33 GMT
#901
s
kirtar111
Profile Joined May 2007
United States72 Posts
July 02 2008 21:02 GMT
#902
[B][00:12] <@fanta[Rn]> Jathin! Help me find my mistake, you're indian, indians = insane programmers ;O
[00:12] <Jathin> god
[00:13] <Jathin> I was a CS major when I was a freshman
[00:13] <@dronebabo> rofl
[00:13] <Jathin> I'm a neuroscience major now
[00:13] <@dronebabo> ROFL
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> im sorry jathin
[00:13] <@dronebabo> LOL
[00:13] <@dronebabo> so typical
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> im really sorry
[00:13] <@dronebabo> u went from an indian major to an indian major
[00:13] <Jathin> shut up faggot
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> CS is like stabbing your eyes out with your own fingers
[00:13] <@Gene`> haha
[00:13] <@fanta[Rn]> :'(
[00:13] <@dronebabo> gene with the obv white major
[00:13] <@Gene`> lol wtf
[00:13] <@Gene`> how's that
[00:13] <Jathin> you're a chink you will shine my balls and maybe I will let you taste a sweat dribble off my cock
[00:13] <@Gene`> i have the most asian major
[00:13] <@dronebabo> HOW MUCH ARE U GOING TO MAKE FIRST YEAR GRAD
[00:13] <Jathin> fucking dog
[00:13] <Jathin> don't talk to me
[00:14] <TSL-Lobotomy> @gene is it math?
[00:14] <@Gene`> yep
[00:14] <@dronebabo> wtf lobotomy
[00:14] <@dronebabo> racist
[00:14] <@Gene`> is there such a thing as a white major
[00:14] <@dronebabo> ya
[00:14] <Jathin> yeah nursing
[00:14] <@Gene`> hahahaha
[00:14] <TSL-Lobotomy> hey now, i have a white major its called nascar and natty ice
[00:14] <Jathin> hahaha
[00:14] <@Gene`> oh god



I sprayed my natty ice all over my monitor reading that
Jogoling
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
July 04 2008 21:36 GMT
#903
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> corwin says:
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> my cat dota died
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> Robbie says:
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> what level was he?
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> Robbie says:
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> lolol
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> corwin says:
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> not really funny iam going to block you for awhile
[17:34] <{ToT}Strafe> corwin appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in. E-mail this contact instead
Moderator。◕‿◕。
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 04 2008 21:37 GMT
#904
(17:34:31) ({ToT}Strafe) corwin says:
(17:34:31) ({ToT}Strafe) my cat dota died
(17:34:31) ({ToT}Strafe) Robbie says:
(17:34:31) ({ToT}Strafe) what level was he?
(17:34:31) ({ToT}Strafe) Robbie says:
(17:34:32) ({ToT}Strafe) lolol
(17:34:34) ({ToT}Strafe) corwin says:
(17:34:36) ({ToT}Strafe) not really funny iam going to block you for awhile
(17:34:53) ({ToT}Strafe) corwin appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in. E-mail this contact instead
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
July 04 2008 21:38 GMT
#905
lol @ strafe
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
July 04 2008 22:17 GMT
#906
lolololloo
Moderator
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 04 2008 22:19 GMT
#907
Lol @ ninja double post, and at content.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-06 04:27:08
July 06 2008 04:23 GMT
#908
(00:22:37) (@yubee) vodka tastes like putting your lips around the penis of a homeless man
(00:22:38) (@Gene_) but damn good

+ Show Spoiler [in context] +
(00:21:15) (@yubee) i've never heard that beofre
(00:21:22) (@yubee) needs more vodka brb
(00:21:27) (+SayaSP) you are d- at life son
(00:21:40) (@Gene_) u kidding?>
(00:21:43) (@Gene_) if ub is a vodka drinker
(00:21:45) (@Gene_) he is a+ at life
(00:21:48) (@Gene_) vodka all the way~
(00:21:50) (+SayaSP) fuck u gene
(00:21:57) (@Gene_) i forgot i didnt put a bandage on my foot
(00:21:59) (+SayaSP) why you gotta ruin shit im trying to ruin
(00:22:00) (@Gene_) so i returned to do so
(00:22:05) (@yubee) neowww
(00:22:13) (@yubee) stuff doesn't taaste very good
(00:22:15) (@yubee) but it feels so nice going down
(00:22:20) (@Gene_) k
(00:22:21) (@yubee) it's like liquid warm
(00:22:23) (@Gene_) C+ at life at best
(00:22:27) (@Gene_) vodka tastes like pure awesome
(00:22:36) (@Gene_) not as good as schnapps
(00:22:37) (@yubee) vodka tastes like putting your lips around the penis of a homeless man
(00:22:38) (@Gene_) but damn good
(00:22:42) (@Gene_) LOL
(00:22:43) (+SayaSP) LOL
(00:22:44) (HaXxorIzed) lolz
(00:22:45) (+SayaSP) HAHAHAHAH
(00:22:47) (@Gene_) havent had the experience
(00:22:47) (@Gene_) sorry
(00:22:51) (@Gene_) guess you're from chicaco
(00:22:54) (@Gene_) chicago*
(00:22:55) (@yubee) ..............ME NEITHER!!!
(00:22:56) (HaXxorIzed) EEE HAAAN TIMINGGGGGGG
(00:22:57) (@Gene_) its a chicago thing
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 06 2008 10:33 GMT
#909
[03:32] <@GTR> if i
[03:32] <@GTR> was a chick
[03:32] <@GTR> i would do lomo

when we were watching gomtv lomo vs jaedong
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 06 2008 16:34 GMT
#910
On APM:

[12:31] <yubee> mine jumped from 110 => 130 => 180+
[12:31] <yubee> then i hit my head
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
July 07 2008 13:57 GMT
#911
(08:56:40) Jathin: hi, I'm downloading 93 gigs of pokemon
(08:56:50) tehpanda: nobody is surprised.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 07 2008 14:01 GMT
#912
[15:57] <@Kennigit> Theres this family living down the hall
[15:57] <@Kennigit> for a couple days
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and my friend
[15:57] <@Kennigit> was just BLASTING porno
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and they are really thin walls
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and i was standing there
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and this 7 year old girl
[15:57] <@Kennigit> is standing listening with her head cocked
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and i was just like
[15:57] <@Kennigit> 0_0
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and she runs going "DADDY DADDY!!!"
[15:57] <@Kennigit> so i frantically start beating on his door
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and hes like:
[15:58] <@Kennigit> "YO IM BUSY!!!"
[15:58] <@Kennigit> LOL
[15:58] <eRainman`> lmao
[15:58] <eRainman`> woooooooow
[15:58] <eRainman`> hahahahhaa
[15:58] <@Kennigit> im like
[15:58] <@TL-Nyovne> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:58] <@Kennigit> "QUIT JERKING IT SOME 7 YEAR OLD KID JUST HEARD YOU AND HER DAD IS COMING!!!|
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and his room
[15:58] <@Kennigit> goes really silent
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and he opens it
[15:58] <@Kennigit> the door
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and peaks his head out and waits
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and theres no sound
[15:59] <@Kennigit> so hes like "ok coast is clear i guess"
[15:59] <@Kennigit> AND GOES BACK IN LOL TO FINISH
[15:59] <@Kennigit> nature calls i guess
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 07 2008 14:01 GMT
#913
[15:16] * @Rouq gives TL-Nyovne more girls for a 3sum
[15:16] * @Rouq gives Paradoxx milk for the coffee
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
July 07 2008 14:22 GMT
#914
On July 07 2008 23:01 Nyovne wrote:
[15:57] <@Kennigit> Theres this family living down the hall
[15:57] <@Kennigit> for a couple days
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and my friend
[15:57] <@Kennigit> was just BLASTING porno
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and they are really thin walls
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and i was standing there
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and this 7 year old girl
[15:57] <@Kennigit> is standing listening with her head cocked
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and i was just like
[15:57] <@Kennigit> 0_0
[15:57] <@Kennigit> and she runs going "DADDY DADDY!!!"
[15:57] <@Kennigit> so i frantically start beating on his door
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and hes like:
[15:58] <@Kennigit> "YO IM BUSY!!!"
[15:58] <@Kennigit> LOL
[15:58] <eRainman`> lmao
[15:58] <eRainman`> woooooooow
[15:58] <eRainman`> hahahahhaa
[15:58] <@Kennigit> im like
[15:58] <@TL-Nyovne> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:58] <@Kennigit> "QUIT JERKING IT SOME 7 YEAR OLD KID JUST HEARD YOU AND HER DAD IS COMING!!!|
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and his room
[15:58] <@Kennigit> goes really silent
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and he opens it
[15:58] <@Kennigit> the door
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and peaks his head out and waits
[15:58] <@Kennigit> and theres no sound
[15:59] <@Kennigit> so hes like "ok coast is clear i guess"
[15:59] <@Kennigit> AND GOES BACK IN LOL TO FINISH
[15:59] <@Kennigit> nature calls i guess


hahaahh what a sick fuck lol;
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 08 2008 16:53 GMT
#915
[12:52] <Gae|Work> if you've ever played war3 somewhat competitively
[12:52] <Gae|Work> you'd know

Even without context...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 09 2008 05:18 GMT
#916
<micronesia> I am going to go write something on my new whiteboard
<micronesia> what should I write
<micronesia> or do
<micronesia> or solve
<yubee> sweet
<yubee> draw a penis
<yubee> heehee
<micronesia> any other suggestions?
<yubee> and take a picture
<yubee> simple harmonic penis
<yubee> draw a monster penis shooting acid spines
<micronesia> anything lacking a penis?
<yubee> draw yourself
<yubee> FUCKING OWNED OH SNAP

yes raped yes!!!!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 09 2008 05:19 GMT
#917
On July 09 2008 14:18 yubee wrote:
<micronesia> I am going to go write something on my new whiteboard
<micronesia> what should I write
<micronesia> or do
<micronesia> or solve
<yubee> sweet
<yubee> draw a penis
<yubee> heehee
<micronesia> any other suggestions?
<yubee> and take a picture
<yubee> simple harmonic penis
<yubee> draw a monster penis shooting acid spines
<micronesia> anything lacking a penis?
<yubee> draw yourself
<yubee> FUCKING OWNED OH SNAP

yes raped yes!!!!

I 100% predicted him saying it :D
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 09 2008 11:54 GMT
#918
On July 09 2008 14:18 yubee wrote:
<micronesia> I am going to go write something on my new whiteboard
<micronesia> what should I write
<micronesia> or do
<micronesia> or solve
<yubee> sweet
<yubee> draw a penis
<yubee> heehee
<micronesia> any other suggestions?
<yubee> and take a picture
<yubee> simple harmonic penis
<yubee> draw a monster penis shooting acid spines
<micronesia> anything lacking a penis?
<yubee> draw yourself
<yubee> FUCKING OWNED OH SNAP

yes raped yes!!!!

hahahahahhaa so ease.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 09 2008 13:15 GMT
#919
hahahahahahaha what happened to the rule of not quoting yourself in this thread.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 09 2008 13:45 GMT
#920
On July 09 2008 22:15 thedeadhaji wrote:
hahahahahahaha what happened to the rule of not quoting yourself in this thread.

You can do it at your own peril that it's well received, else there will be temp bans! :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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