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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 21 2013 19:50 GMT
#2101
How did I not know about this thread, and why do I not go to IRC more . Both going to be fixed now lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
packrat386
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States5077 Posts
July 21 2013 21:27 GMT
#2102
On July 21 2013 23:41 dravernor wrote:
Bit of a bump but CoW is pretty hilarious.


<vGl-CoW>this i gotta see
<marttorn>its nothing weird or anything, well, aside from the idea of a girl havign sex, which is pretty foreign to TL i think
<vGl-CoW>girls cant have sex because they dont have buttholes
<jaaaaasper>ladies and gentlmen, vGl-CoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

dravernor, I'm surprised with your limited internet resources that you're still able to even get on IRC
dreaming of a sunny day
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
September 27 2013 18:35 GMT
#2103
Best moment of my existence on irc so far:
(Pretty self explanatory)

[20:19:01] <jaaaaasper> I want wang boi dick picks
[20:19:55] <packrat386> wait
[20:19:55] <HwangjaeTerran> sorry
[20:19:57] <packrat386> invite me too pls
[20:20:02] <HwangjaeTerran> the panorama function isn't working
<3
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
January 03 2014 05:10 GMT
#2104
A little one that made me chuckle :
[07:03] <+Aerisky> my threat level is somewhere between a baby bunny and a stalk of celery
[07:03] <+Aerisky> yea
[07:03] <MM1_> if you were a baby bunny
[07:03] <MM1_> that stalk of celery would be pretty high on your hit list
[07:03] <MM1_> knawimean
[07:03] <+Aerisky> i gnawwachumean
<3
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
May 23 2014 02:55 GMT
#2105
[19:54] <Pinski> europe is a pretty big country

WHO GAVE THIS MAN OP???
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
May 24 2014 05:46 GMT
#2106
[21:52]<Alternity> yes
[21:52]<Alternity> ride me
[21:52]<Alternity> we will dance through the stars
[21:52]<Alternity> neigh

Come back to IRC guys, Alternity will let you ride him.
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
May 24 2014 09:32 GMT
#2107
On January 03 2014 14:10 dravernor wrote:
A little one that made me chuckle :
[07:03] <+Aerisky> my threat level is somewhere between a baby bunny and a stalk of celery
[07:03] <+Aerisky> yea
[07:03] <MM1_> if you were a baby bunny
[07:03] <MM1_> that stalk of celery would be pretty high on your hit list
[07:03] <MM1_> knawimean
[07:03] <+Aerisky> i gnawwachumean


Lol
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
June 08 2014 15:13 GMT
#2108
HAHAHAHA
Discussing a new player for ROOT:

<pezit> if he's paid he's pro
<vrok> what if he's paid in catz's ball sweat
<vrok> is that pro
<XenoX101> still paid
<pezit> well i'd value catzs ball sweat at 0
<pezit> so no that wouldnt be enough
<vrok> 0 is quite generous
<vrok> I'd say minus 200
<vrok> at least
<XenoX101> is that a nationally recognized currency
<3
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
July 01 2014 19:05 GMT
#2109
From #tl.dota2 (which counts as a tl irc channel)
[21:02:29] <Gosi> TO IMPRESS A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK

no context.
<3
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
July 01 2014 20:38 GMT
#2110
On July 02 2014 04:05 dravernor wrote:
From #tl.dota2 (which counts as a tl irc channel)
Show nested quote +
[21:02:29] <Gosi> TO IMPRESS A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK

no context.


Don't lie, you would be impressed as well
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 01 2014 22:28 GMT
#2111
I know i would.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
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