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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
April 01 2012 21:03 GMT
#2081
On April 02 2012 05:02 Antoine wrote:
[15:36] * Hawaiian_Pig is now known as Loves2Spooge
[15:39] <+salle[]> what's spooge?
[15:40] <+salle[]> I shouldn't have googled that O_o


HAHAHAHA

That is not the way I would have wanted to learn
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
April 02 2012 08:19 GMT
#2082
[01:03] <Ephemerality> so… how are all of the player flags gonna be changed back to their original ones?
[01:10] <blahz0r> takes time

In #liquipedia after the april fools joke.
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9165 Posts
April 02 2012 08:28 GMT
#2083
On April 02 2012 17:19 Ephemerality wrote:
[01:03] <Ephemerality> so… how are all of the player flags gonna be changed back to their original ones?
[01:10] <blahz0r> takes time

In #liquipedia after the april fools joke.


08:00:37 <Frankon> ok. April Fools is over. Can some liquipedia mode fix it ^^
08:00:49 <Frankon> *mod
08:01:01 <itsjustatank> no
08:01:20 <Ephemerality> april fools day isn't over everywhere
08:01:20 <Ephemerality> yet
08:01:31 <Ephemerality> are you gonna discriminate against ppl living in...
08:01:35 <makoivis> nauru?
08:01:37 <makoivis> tuvalu?
08:01:40 <itsjustatank> also those players are, have always been, and forever will be american
08:01:44 <itsjustatank> america.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
April 21 2012 01:54 GMT
#2084
<Rekrul> i sleep in same bed of guys all the time
<Rekrul> no big deal
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 19 2012 18:36 GMT
#2085
Pictures from the beginning of IRC. Nostalgia :D

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Moderator
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
August 19 2012 18:46 GMT
#2086
I love when this thread gets bumped. So much nostalgia.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-29 19:49:23
November 29 2012 19:45 GMT
#2087
[19:47] <@R1CH> FUJCK THIS CAPTCHA
[19:47] <@R1CH> AND BULLSHUIT
[19:47] <@R1CH> sdf;sd[
[19:47] <@R1CH> flsd'p
[19:47] <@R1CH> gflsd'p
[19:47] <@R1CH> gfsdk
[19:47] <@R1CH> 'gtk

(The real good part here is that it's his own captcha ^^;.)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-15 06:48:28
January 15 2013 06:48 GMT
#2088
[21:04]<where> bro, do you even ladder?

I don't know why I found this so funny but...

http://i.imgur.com/uGxdw.jpg
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 15 2013 07:08 GMT
#2089
Is there context behind that? I don't get it :/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
where_
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia53 Posts
January 15 2013 09:17 GMT
#2090
On January 15 2013 16:08 Grobyc wrote:
Is there context behind that? I don't get it :/


<Samo-> is it normal for regular sc2 people to not know all these proleague players? :D
<peekn> if you aren't from BW yeah
<hauer> Who is this Jaedong guy people talk about?
<hauer> Some new guy?
<where> You ruined your chances with that second line
<where> Good day to you, sir
<hauer> :/
<where> Gotta be more subtle, bro.
<opiumlotus> bro
<where> bro, do you even ladder?

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I don't really ladder.
sabas123
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands3122 Posts
January 15 2013 15:26 GMT
#2091
omfg i never really knew there was an irc chat lol

lol those jokes.
The harder it becomes, the more you should focus on the basics.
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-19 00:03:24
January 19 2013 00:02 GMT
#2092
<comeh> shouldn't LoL discusions be in #teamliquid ? O.o
<comeh> or in #tl.lol
<FinestHour> no
<FinestHour> league of legends is the best moba with the most players with the best gameplay
<FinestHour> it deserves to be talked about everywhere and whoever doesnt like it will get cancer

Moba bashing at its finest XD
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
January 19 2013 00:13 GMT
#2093
[22:23] <vGl-CoW> brb smoking out of my bedroom window while spying on the fat chick across the street
[22:24] <vGl-CoW> hahaha she's in her underwear and she's so fat
[22:25] <vGl-CoW> lol why is this fat chick parading in front of her big ass windows
[22:25] <vGl-CoW> hasnt she ever heard of curtains
[22:25] <vGl-CoW> maybe she wants me to see her
[22:26] <vGl-CoW> there's a lil chihuahua running around too
[22:26] <vGl-CoW> almost naked
[22:26] <vGl-CoW> just underwear
[22:26] <vGl-CoW> really fat
[22:27] <vGl-CoW> she has a boyfriend, i've seen him too
[22:27] <vGl-CoW> doesnt seem to be there right now though
[22:28] <vGl-CoW> coolest thing that happened while i was smoking was a fat drunk old guy stopping right underneath my window
[22:28] <vGl-CoW> pissing right on the sidewalk
[22:28] <vGl-CoW> loudly farting
[22:28] <vGl-CoW> and then continuing on his way
[22:28] <vGl-CoW> that owned
memes are a dish best served dank
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
January 19 2013 01:55 GMT
#2094
On January 19 2013 09:02 RoyGBiv_13 wrote:
<comeh> shouldn't LoL discusions be in #teamliquid ? O.o
<comeh> or in #tl.lol
<FinestHour> no
<FinestHour> league of legends is the best moba with the most players with the best gameplay
<FinestHour> it deserves to be talked about everywhere and whoever doesnt like it will get cancer

Moba bashing at its finest XD

so edgy xD
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-19 02:02:51
January 19 2013 02:00 GMT
#2095
[08:39am]vGl-CoW: cow dick is HUGE
[08:39am] vGl-CoW: or i like to think it is
[08:39am] vGl-CoW: my attic houses a lego town built for the sole purpose of making my dick look rly rly big
[08:39am] vGl-CoW: godzilla big
[08:40am] marttorn: Ah
[08:40am] vGl-CoW: knock over a church tower
[08:40am] vGl-CoW: makes me feel like a big man
[08:40am] marttorn: It's kind of like I make sure all my friends are midgets
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
January 19 2013 02:10 GMT
#2096
On January 19 2013 10:55 HazMat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2013 09:02 RoyGBiv_13 wrote:
<comeh> shouldn't LoL discusions be in #teamliquid ? O.o
<comeh> or in #tl.lol
<FinestHour> no
<FinestHour> league of legends is the best moba with the most players with the best gameplay
<FinestHour> it deserves to be talked about everywhere and whoever doesnt like it will get cancer

Moba bashing at its finest XD

so edgy xD

tl.dota2, where we respect other games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
January 19 2013 03:03 GMT
#2097
On January 19 2013 11:10 Erasme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2013 10:55 HazMat wrote:
On January 19 2013 09:02 RoyGBiv_13 wrote:
<comeh> shouldn't LoL discusions be in #teamliquid ? O.o
<comeh> or in #tl.lol
<FinestHour> no
<FinestHour> league of legends is the best moba with the most players with the best gameplay
<FinestHour> it deserves to be talked about everywhere and whoever doesnt like it will get cancer

Moba bashing at its finest XD

so edgy xD

tl.dota2, where we respect other games

And, apparently, talk about league a lot.
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
nepeta
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1872 Posts
March 08 2013 15:53 GMT
#2098
<nigra> sc2 viewers are now half of the lol viewers, this must be a record
<xi> lol is dying
Broodwar AI :) http://sscaitournament.com http://www.starcraftai.com/wiki/Main_Page
nepeta
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1872 Posts
March 16 2013 02:10 GMT
#2099
MLG caster fixation?

<Disabled> i dont like that he is constantly touching his hair
<Disabled> why the f are they constantly touching theur haire like girls that makes me mad
<Disabled> loook he will touch his hair
Broodwar AI :) http://sscaitournament.com http://www.starcraftai.com/wiki/Main_Page
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
July 21 2013 14:41 GMT
#2100
Bit of a bump but CoW is pretty hilarious.


<vGl-CoW>this i gotta see
<marttorn>its nothing weird or anything, well, aside from the idea of a girl havign sex, which is pretty foreign to TL i think
<vGl-CoW>girls cant have sex because they dont have buttholes
<jaaaaasper>ladies and gentlmen, vGl-CoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<3
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