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Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-02 16:32:29
September 02 2011 16:31 GMT
#2041

[11:26] <Xxio> im out of orange juic
[11:26] <Xxio> IM OUT OF ORANGE JUICE
[11:27] <Milkis[Laptop]> xxio
[11:28] <Milkis[Laptop]> come live with me
[11:28] <Milkis[Laptop]> i'll give you
[11:28] <Milkis[Laptop]> as much orange juice
[11:28] <Milkis[Laptop]> as you want
[11:29] <Jibba> milkies at it again
[11:29] <Jibba> dont do it xxio
[11:30] <lovedropSAD> whore
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 13:17:49
September 05 2011 13:15 GMT
#2042
[15:12] <@riptide> ONLY CAPS IF UR A POWER HUNGRY FASCIST TL MOD
[15:13] <Goibon> @_@
[15:13] * Goibon was kicked by riptide (NO CAPS)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 18:26:27
September 05 2011 13:37 GMT
#2043
<Kiante> Nyovne on a banning streak
<Nyovne> they count double
<Probe1> didn't ban me did ya
<Nyovne> yet probe
<Nyovne> yet
<Nyovne> sooner or later we all stumble
<Nyovne> and I'll be there to make sure you fall


<3 Nyovne
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 09 2011 00:25 GMT
#2044
<SirJolt> You know what?
<Probe1>Whaat
<SirJolt> Every time your name is mentioned in a front page post, spotlight or news post... you gain one free mod action
<SirJolt> That should be the new rule
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
September 09 2011 19:58 GMT
#2045
[14:57] <Serejai> Milkis you're only famous because half of your followers think you're kelly
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 09 2011 20:01 GMT
#2046
That's so damn harsh. At least half of that half are actually just drink fans.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 09 2011 21:19 GMT
#2047
I dunno about that statement. Milkis at Anaheim was so adorable. He's like JulyZerg, but not as... bountiful.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
September 12 2011 15:56 GMT
#2048
Poor Milkis. I feel we've started something that will never end T_T
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 19 2011 18:23 GMT
#2049
<Jathin> god
<Jathin> beastyqt is so smart
<Jathin> I want his cock
<XCE_> that might go in irc quote thread
<pachi> no you xce
<XCE_> shut up pachi
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 20 2011 08:56 GMT
#2050
I can't stop laughing at this. XD

04:28 <waxangel_> hi
04:31 <Heyoka> hi!!!!
04:31 <HerO|Probe1> how far apart are you two sitting.
04:32 <Heyoka> 5 feet might be a generous estimate
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 29 2011 05:52 GMT
#2051
<boesthius> see
<boesthius> so like
<boesthius> take the number of girls that you've dated
<boesthius> and multiply it by the number of girls that i've dated
<boesthius> and you'll get the number of girls
<boesthius> that you've dated
<mahnini> are you a magician
<boesthius> call it whatever u want, mahnunu

wake up, scroll up through the last few hours of chat log in case I missed something, gold.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 12 2011 09:37 GMT
#2052
Not funny but he has to be publicly shamed and in a way it shall never be forgot:

[11:33] <@Pholon> you are aware that a ton = 10.000
[11:33] <@Pholon> right?

That was not a typo as the resulting discussion painfully proved.

Vincent <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
October 12 2011 10:26 GMT
#2053
On October 12 2011 18:37 Nyovne wrote:
Not funny but he has to be publicly shamed and in a way it shall never be forgot:

[11:33] <@Pholon> you are aware that a ton = 10.000
[11:33] <@Pholon> right?

That was not a typo as the resulting discussion painfully proved.

Vincent <3

Ahahaha vintage Vince mathematics.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
October 22 2011 02:26 GMT
#2054
<SnowFantasy> hmm
<SnowFantasy> i got banned from tlbw reuental
<Reuental> what why?
<SnowFantasy> i BBS'd drunk kiante
<Cedstick> LOL
<Reuental> LOL
<Inschato> Haha
<Cedstick> Too good.
<SnowFantasy> then
<SnowFantasy> the funny thing is like
<SnowFantasy> someone else two games later
<SnowFantasy> BBS'd him
<SnowFantasy> and he thought it was me too
<SnowFantasy> so he got extra mad
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-25 06:16:12
October 25 2011 06:15 GMT
#2055
I remember him being banned that was funny

Drunk boes

<boesthius> stfu torte
<boesthius> go post some moRE
<boesthius> LOL
<boesthius> RAPED

several seconds later
<ttt_> and he says: I only lied about being a thief
<boesthius> wow i love u
<boesthius> i quote that
<boesthius> 24/7

several more seconds later..
<boesthius> im listning to bright eyes
<boesthius> i dont want to turn it off
<boesthius> ya i hear d the scream and i turned it off
<boesthius> HOLY SHIT
<boesthius> THIS SONG
<boesthius> IS SO GOOD
<boesthius> JESUS CHRIST
<boesthius> IT MAKES ME WEEP

[image loading]
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
October 27 2011 01:22 GMT
#2056
<Alissy> Xxio are you asian
<emb> SQUEEZES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM
<@Xxio> when he found out i play zerg he was like "oh, thats ok" rofl
<@Xxio> no
<Alissy> hmm
<Alissy> pix
<@Xxio> http://i38.tinypic.com/29yppae.jpg
<Alissy> nice expression
<@Xxio> thank you
<emb> zerg good, good race, not very overpowered
<Alissy> you look slightly tense, with the slightest hint of a pout
<emb> terran better overpowered than zerg
<Alissy> but concentrated
<Krill> Xxio is sexy
<derpladee> isn't that chill?
<Krill> i'd take her out for dinner
<Alissy> Xxio is a girl?
<derpladee> you kinda look like chill Xxio
<Alissy> oh
<Alissy> rofl
<@Xxio> what
<@Xxio> i do not
<derpladee> kinda
<@Xxio> thats me 100%
<Krill> you are much more feminine Xxio
<@frogot> r u ppl srs
<derpladee> wat
<+Xiberia> this is a sad day for tl kind
<Pinski> ??
<@Xxio> i am your king
<Alissy> what
<Alissy> is that chill or xxio
<@Xxio> its me lol
<Alissy> are you sure
<derpladee> and you play zerg?
<+Xiberia> chill doesn't look like that at all
<@Xxio> ..yes, im sure
<Alissy> oh
<+Xiberia> chill is much taller for one
<derpladee> but you can't see that on the picture
<derpladee> unless it's his head that's taller
<Aelloon> Xxio, i don't want to alarm you but
<@Xxio> it was when i visited korea a couple years ago
<Aelloon> i think there's a girl covering you in your picture
<@Xxio> and was on tv watching PL
<Aelloon> at least i couldn't find you in it
<+Xiberia> derpladee: you can get a fair idea
<Aelloon> in other wrods
<Aelloon> Xxio, cut your damn hair
<@Xxio> the picture is years old lol
<Alissy> are you a girl or boy Xxio
KTY
brum
Profile Joined January 2011
Hungary187 Posts
October 27 2011 01:56 GMT
#2057
Poor Alissy, he really shouldn't go to thailand.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-27 09:15:49
October 27 2011 09:15 GMT
#2058
On October 27 2011 10:56 brum wrote:
Poor Alissy, he really shouldn't go to thailand.


*She . (Poor Chill.)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
November 01 2011 21:33 GMT
#2059
From last night, I don't remember it exactly, if anybody has it please paste the actual comment! I lost it last night when my laptop died

[18:00???] -orb-: scumbag TL tell us to use IRC while in maintenance, TL mods +m the whole IRC channel
Life?
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9178 Posts
November 08 2011 23:57 GMT
#2060
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15:39:59 -!- Fneufneu` was kicked from #teamliquid by R1CH [Flooding (try to use
more words per line)]
15:40:01 <gparent> lol
15:40:03 <Minus`> banned
15:40:04 <itsjustatank> what the fuck
15:40:13 <yuizy> he wanted to pause
15:40:15 <itsjustatank> i think he had a stroke
15:40:20 <yuizy> fucking kespa R1CH
15:40:24 <itsjustatank> and his face fell on his keyboard
15:40:25 <gparent> lmao
15:40:33 <Minus`> itsjustatank: I'm upset at how much sense that makes
15:40:37 <itsjustatank> haha
15:40:49 <Minus`> god, I hope I go out with more dignity than that
15:40:53 <itsjustatank> yeah
15:40:56 <gparent> ahahahah
15:41:04 <itsjustatank> famous last words
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15:41:08 <gparent> "I got banned from #tl
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