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bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
February 28 2011 03:19 GMT
#2001
On February 17 2011 08:15 Pholon wrote:
Show nested quote +
FXOdeL zegt:
huge fail
fxopen invitational series
so I abbreviate
to fxopenis
-__________________________________-

On February 20 2011 07:13 Nyovne wrote:
[22:50] <+motbob> A marine walks into the bar and asks
[22:50] <+motbob> where is the counter?

I literally just burst out laughing at work; everyone looked at me weird :/
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
March 23 2011 18:24 GMT
#2002
<EG|SirScoots> one surefire way onto EG, is me bangin your mom
<EG|SirScoots> just sayin
<sym> EG|SirScoots what if im like
<sym> the next rapha
<sym> up and coming
<Cedstick>Doooooesn't matter.
<Cedstick>Scoots is in it for the pussy.
<EG|SirScoots> some people are in gaming for the money, some for the fame, im in it for your moms
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
March 27 2011 02:25 GMT
#2003
[22:25] <MinusPlus> sym: what if you get stoned at work?
[22:25] <MinusPlus> also, sym +1
[22:25] <sym> then you're an even bigger asshole
[22:25] <oooo> lol
[22:25] <MinusPlus> just checking. I had a coworker who always smoked on his lunches, but it didn't bother me much
[22:25] <tom-away> Agreed, but I think I'm trying to discern that Western RPGs are less obviously grindy. the Jap fashion is much more obviously a grind.. it's the way they're made, they seem to almost make it a baptism of fire.
[22:25] <sym> your asshole is as big as DonTonberry's
[22:25] <sym> if you smoke weed at work
[22:25] <DonTonberry> My asshole is huge
[22:25] <`Pk> Wtf is going on here
[22:25] <`Pk> o.O
[22:25] <MinusPlus> `Pk: we're talking about assholes
[22:25] <`Pk> i can see that...


o.O
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
April 03 2011 22:04 GMT
#2004
[17:54] <@Pholon> imo let's picket Blizzard funerals
[17:54] <@Pholon> we need some signs
[17:54] <@Pholon> with like
[17:54] <@Pholon> "GOD HATES LAGS"
[17:56] <@Imperator> We can claim we are from the church of ESPORTS.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
April 05 2011 13:46 GMT
#2005
[09:44] <JinJin> mby we could all be video game critics!
[09:44] == Zocat__ has changed nick to ncd|Luariina
[09:44] <MinusPlus> not fat or gay enough for that JinJin
[09:44] <`PK> or angry
[09:44] <pgeist> 24h - school time = time for playing video games
[09:44] <`PK> don't forget about angry
[09:44] <MinusPlus> I'm pretty fucking angry
[09:44] <JinJin> haha
[09:44] <`PK> Then become the AVGN
[09:45] <MinusPlus> bitch I ain't no nerd
[09:45] <Hanky> you could be the angry videogame bitch.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
April 06 2011 01:03 GMT
#2006
06:52:53 <+TFoT[SC2]> are there any vods for mlg dallas?
07:04:24 <+TFoT[SC2]> ???
07:05:09 <@Pholon> ya Troy
07:05:19 <@Pholon> they already uploaded a bit part
07:05:20 <@Pholon> http://bit.ly/gdwnlP
07:05:24 <@Pholon> beware, it's kinda long
ModeratorGood content always wins.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
April 06 2011 13:33 GMT
#2007
Moderatly funny, showing how everyone on IRC immediatly jumps on stupid shit.

+ Show Spoiler +
[09:28] <`PK> so
[09:29] <tpyo> la?
[09:29] <`PK> 2robo immortal expand: Viable?
[09:29] <Katoan> ... WAT?
[09:29] <Tzaid> lol
[09:29] <`PK> go 1 gate 2 robos, make 3 immortals then expand
[09:29] == spLiXx`off has changed nick to spLiXx
[09:29] <Katoan> no
[09:29] <MinusPlus> `PK: no
[09:29] <Katoan> definately not viable
[09:29] <Tzaid> no point in that
[09:29] <Katoan> is cheese
[09:29] <Katoan> also bad cheese at that
[09:29] <`blue> its not cheese its just retarded
[09:29] <MinusPlus> too much gas spent in robos, not enough units, die to anything
[09:29] <Katoan> it's cheese
[09:29] <`PK> lol
[09:29] <nean> that just blew my mind
[09:29] <nean> nexus 1st is more safe
[09:29] <Katoan> as long as you define cheese as a risky strategy that works only if not scouted
[09:30] <Katoan> (like in that case if opponent does any flying unit, you lose)
[09:30] <tpyo> surely thats a build specifically against someithing else
[09:30] <tpyo> aye
[09:30] == willsterben has changed nick to elefanto
[09:30] <MinusPlus> only, it also loses to standard play
[09:30] <`PK> then transition into 2base 3 robs pumping immortal collosi stalker
[09:30] <tpyo> like as a zerg if i just make lings
[09:30] <tpyo> :D
[09:30] <MinusPlus> as in, other guy attacks you with any combination of units and you die
[09:30] <rockshock> ok i suck
[09:30] <tpyo> or terran if he makes not armoured
[09:30] <rockshock> stupid zerg
[09:30] <rockshock> sigh
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19192 Posts
April 08 2011 19:34 GMT
#2008
<@Pholon> IVE HAD THE JURASSIC PARK THEME
<@Pholon> STUCK IN MY HEAD
<@Pholon> FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT NOW
<@Pholon> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
<@AresEffort> rawrrrrrrrr
<@Pholon> FUCK
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
April 17 2011 13:12 GMT
#2009
<Roerik> I remember alot of girls in my class started crying randomly because their pets died during class
<Roerik> when they couldn't feed them xD
<tom-away> They were probably tamogotchis.
<Roerik> ah ye tom-away
<Roerik> maybe
<Napzu> those were awesome
<Napzu> tamagotchis
<TA`Minus> my mom killed mine
<Napzu> haha
<TA`Minus> our relationship hasn't been the same since
<tom-away> I had a tamagotchi. It was fun for a bit, then it just got incredibly boring and I think I let it die.
<Cedstick> Tamagotchis were so bad
<gods_basement> i had to kill my own dog
<gods_basement> with a 12gauge
<gods_basement> so fuck your tomagachi shit
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
xtfftc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2343 Posts
April 19 2011 12:46 GMT
#2010
* TL-riptide_ sets mode +m #teamliquid
<TL-riptide_> Everyone shut up for a while.
<TL-riptide_> plz
<TL-riptide_> why did I +m
<TL-riptide_> ?
<TL-riptide_> because I can
* TL-riptide_ dances
<itmeJP> HI RIPTIDE
* TL-riptide_ is now known as BIGBROTHER
<BIGBROTHER> hi JP
<itmeJP> OH FUCK ITS BIG BROTHER
<itmeJP> AFK
CFRD119
Profile Joined June 2010
United States97 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-22 23:20:38
April 22 2011 23:17 GMT
#2011
<rockshock> MinusPlus; help me
<rockshock> how do i counter a army of thors
<MinusPlus> immortals are OK vs thors, zealots do pretty well vs thors
<MinusPlus> tbh, if he masses thors, you did something wrong.
<rockshock> I let him do it;(
<MinusPlus> right.
<Bear4188> yeah the counter to mass thors is why the fuck did you let him mass thors
RIP KT Violet
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
April 23 2011 13:37 GMT
#2012
[15:36] <@Pholon> why isn't actionjesus at this event
[15:36] action jesus is resurecting in 2 days lol
[15:36] lol Santo
[15:36] <@Pholon> lol
[15:36] LOL
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Starfox
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria699 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-23 18:01:42
April 23 2011 18:00 GMT
#2013
[19:51:38] <EG|SirScoots> founder and president climax
[19:52:44] <EG|SirScoots> once a week at least
[19:53:04] <jaydee81> EG|SirScoots, and i need a fucking

Just funnier without context
Greek Mythology 2.0: Imagine Sisyphos as a man who wants to watch all videos on youtube... and Tityos as one who HAS to watch all of them.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
April 27 2011 18:39 GMT
#2014
[14:33] <Minus_> 1 final next week alt
[14:33] <Minus_> then done
[14:33] <Alternity> nice
[14:33] <Alternity> then u graduate
[14:33] <Alternity> and can join the workforce
[14:33] <Alternity> and spend rest of ur life at desk
[14:33] <Alternity> and then die
[14:33] <`PK> thats one way to look at it
[14:34] <Gnizz> what if he wants to paint rainbows for the rest of his life
[14:34] <Alternity> you can do that a desk
[14:34] <rockshock> Yeah i got bacon snacks!
[14:34] <Alternity> i think thats what most cubile drones do with their time
[14:34] <Alternity> that and masturbating furiously
[14:35] <APF> barca-real hurrr durrr!
[14:35] <rockshock> Masturbate at the office?
[14:35] <Alternity> i've masturbated at work af ew times
[14:35] <Alternity> in teh bathroom
[14:35] <rockshock> wtf
[14:35] <Alternity> sometimes u just gotta pop one out u know
[14:35] <Minus_> dude, a friend of mine used to work at a grocery store and masturbated in the freezer at least once
[14:35] <Lonyo> ewwwwwww
[14:35] <Alternity> hmm cold in there lol
[14:35] <rockshock> ..
[14:35] <rockshock> thanks Minus_
[14:36] <supernovamaniac> fucking pussy for jerking off in the bathroom
[14:36] <Minus_> and I don't mean the fridge like where they keep the milk
[14:36] <supernovamaniac> man up man
[14:36] <Minus_> I mean the fucking freezer where it's like, europe cold
[14:36] <rockshock> europecold?
[14:36] <rockshock> its not cold in europe
[14:36] <Minus_> yes
[14:36] <twisti> lol
[14:36] <Minus_> you would say that
[14:36] <twisti> is europe the standard for coldness now
[14:36] <Minus_> yes, all of it.
[14:36] <rockshock> And america aint?
[14:36] <twisti> damn
[14:36] <JinJin> thats cold Minus_
[14:36] <Minus_> ^^
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
April 29 2011 09:44 GMT
#2015
[02:38] <Dezzimal> why aren't you guys watching TF2 with me
[02:38] <Dezzimal> I think these two clans are european
[02:38] <OmniscientSC2> I think North American zergs are much better at upgrading/teching in ZvZ...
[02:38] <Cedstick> TF2 eSports lol
[02:38] <Bronzeanteater> I think the vision creep gives is worth it if you spread it enough
[02:38] <yrjan> Dezzimal: GSL?
[02:38] <buu> Creep is pretty good in zvz since it's really hard for your opponent to kill your scouts
[02:38] <Cedstick> I like the game, but it ain't no eSport.
[02:38] <Dezzimal> no TF2 is here -> http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRoyalChannel
[02:38] <buu> TF2 always felt so rockpaper scissors
[02:38] <APF> why does every game turns more and more sipmlified and generic fps style per every sequel
[02:38] <Greth|work> Ok, as my name implies, I need to do some work now.
[02:38] <zukker> lol
[02:38] <Unrealblight> that's the wedding brah
[02:38] <Greth|work> ttyl
[02:39] <Mellow`> Dezzimal, already watching.
[02:39] <Dezzimal> What? I thought surely with all of those hats it was a TF2 match
[02:39] <Unrealblight> ohyou
[02:39] <Mellow`> So many hats.
[02:39] <Cedstick> damn. [Nice.]
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
April 29 2011 22:17 GMT
#2016
[15:15] <DavidMcF> my mate was like that to me whe nI said I was going to see my gf "starcraft is the only hetro thing you can do, when you kill her youll be thinking of idra"
[15:15] <DavidMcF> and then we broke up that night
[15:15] <DavidMcF> i blame him
[15:15] <DavidMcF> KILL HER? I mean kiss
[15:15] <DavidMcF> maybe thats why we broke up
[15:15] <`blue> i was like wtf
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
May 02 2011 02:49 GMT
#2017
[22:48] <+[Antoine]> fantasy toppled from #1 kespa on teh same day bin laden body confirmed
[22:48] <+[Antoine]> coincidence???
ModeratorGood content always wins.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-10 13:52:20
May 10 2011 13:51 GMT
#2018
[09:46] <Roerik> wtf
[09:46] <Roerik> weirded google ad I've seen
[09:46] <Bozotcc> im hungry
[09:46] <Roerik> on TL now
[09:46] <Roerik> Do you want to cheat on your wife?
[09:46] <teer> yes
[09:46] <jibi> Roerik: google adds are targetting, means you've been a naughty boy
[09:47] <Roerik> must be
[09:47] <Roerik> have been
[09:47] <Roerik> just weird that an add asks me if I want to commit to adultery
[09:47] <Roerik> ad*
[09:47] <jibi> would you prefer penis enlargment treatment?
[09:47] <Hsab> is it a rhetorical question
[09:48] <jibi> :D
[09:49] <`PK> lol
[09:49] <Roerik> it's for some dating site
[09:49] <a_flayer> you probably googled for some funky porn sometime Roerik
[09:49] <a_flayer> like "housewives taking it up the butt" or whatever
[09:50] <Roerik> or maybe something with babysitters
[09:50] <Roerik> humpf
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 12 2011 13:42 GMT
#2019
Darkforce <3

[15:35] gonna do some commentary today
[15:35] please tune in ^_^: http://www.own3d.tv/live/330
[15:35] <@Pholon> attax|DarKFoRcE
[15:35] <@Pholon> is it gona be spiked
[15:35] <@Pholon> with German accent?
[15:35] wat
[15:36] my accent
[15:36] aint that bad
[15:36] man
[15:36] <@Pholon> I dunno I'm asking
[15:36] well obviously SOME accent
[15:36] <@Pholon> Ze Zerglings ja
[15:36] lol
[15:36] PFFF
[15:36] <@Pholon> und der Hacheriez
[15:36] not THAT bad
[15:36] funny thing is
[15:36] today i had a linguistics class
[15:36] for english
[15:36] <@Pholon> you seem quite upset
[15:36] <@Pholon> I should tune in
[15:36] lol
[15:37] I'm loling here
[15:37] of which the topic the common mistakes of germans speaking english was
[15:37] Was one of them "putting the verb inexplicably at the end of the sentence" as kindly demonstrated there?
[15:37] <@Pholon> LOL^
[15:37] i kinda
[15:37] butchered that sentence
[15:38] <@Pholon> LOLOL
[15:38] >-<
[15:38] :DDDDDD
[15:38] <@Pholon> going in irc quotes topic
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
May 17 2011 05:51 GMT
#2020
[01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate when people refer to their schooling or school as university, or like when people call a vacation a holiday
[01:50:19] <SpoR> i was at university today because im going on holiday tomorrow
[01:50:23] <Annul> [01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate brits
[01:50:29] <Annul> fixed
[01:50:29] * peekn (oneshot@pool-72-67-18-169.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #teamliquid
[01:50:29] <peekn> brits!
[01:50:39] <Annul> what the fuck
[01:50:43] <Annul> how... wtf
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