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Australia8532 Posts
On February 17 2011 08:15 Pholon wrote:Show nested quote +FXOdeL zegt: huge fail fxopen invitational series so I abbreviate to fxopenis -__________________________________-
On February 20 2011 07:13 Nyovne wrote: [22:50] <+motbob> A marine walks into the bar and asks [22:50] <+motbob> where is the counter? I literally just burst out laughing at work; everyone looked at me weird :/
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<EG|SirScoots> one surefire way onto EG, is me bangin your mom <EG|SirScoots> just sayin <sym> EG|SirScoots what if im like <sym> the next rapha <sym> up and coming <Cedstick>Doooooesn't matter. <Cedstick>Scoots is in it for the pussy. <EG|SirScoots> some people are in gaming for the money, some for the fame, im in it for your moms
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[22:25] <MinusPlus> sym: what if you get stoned at work? [22:25] <MinusPlus> also, sym +1 [22:25] <sym> then you're an even bigger asshole [22:25] <oooo> lol [22:25] <MinusPlus> just checking. I had a coworker who always smoked on his lunches, but it didn't bother me much [22:25] <tom-away> Agreed, but I think I'm trying to discern that Western RPGs are less obviously grindy. the Jap fashion is much more obviously a grind.. it's the way they're made, they seem to almost make it a baptism of fire. [22:25] <sym> your asshole is as big as DonTonberry's [22:25] <sym> if you smoke weed at work [22:25] <DonTonberry> My asshole is huge [22:25] <`Pk> Wtf is going on here [22:25] <`Pk> o.O [22:25] <MinusPlus> `Pk: we're talking about assholes [22:25] <`Pk> i can see that...
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
[17:54] <@Pholon> imo let's picket Blizzard funerals [17:54] <@Pholon> we need some signs [17:54] <@Pholon> with like [17:54] <@Pholon> "GOD HATES LAGS" [17:56] <@Imperator> We can claim we are from the church of ESPORTS.
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[09:44] <JinJin> mby we could all be video game critics! [09:44] == Zocat__ has changed nick to ncd|Luariina [09:44] <MinusPlus> not fat or gay enough for that JinJin [09:44] <`PK> or angry [09:44] <pgeist> 24h - school time = time for playing video games [09:44] <`PK> don't forget about angry [09:44] <MinusPlus> I'm pretty fucking angry [09:44] <JinJin> haha [09:44] <`PK> Then become the AVGN [09:45] <MinusPlus> bitch I ain't no nerd [09:45] <Hanky> you could be the angry videogame bitch.
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
06:52:53 <+TFoT[SC2]> are there any vods for mlg dallas? 07:04:24 <+TFoT[SC2]> ??? 07:05:09 <@Pholon> ya Troy 07:05:19 <@Pholon> they already uploaded a bit part 07:05:20 <@Pholon> http://bit.ly/gdwnlP 07:05:24 <@Pholon> beware, it's kinda long
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Moderatly funny, showing how everyone on IRC immediatly jumps on stupid shit.
+ Show Spoiler +[09:28] <`PK> so [09:29] <tpyo> la? [09:29] <`PK> 2robo immortal expand: Viable? [09:29] <Katoan> ... WAT? [09:29] <Tzaid> lol [09:29] <`PK> go 1 gate 2 robos, make 3 immortals then expand [09:29] == spLiXx`off has changed nick to spLiXx [09:29] <Katoan> no [09:29] <MinusPlus> `PK: no [09:29] <Katoan> definately not viable [09:29] <Tzaid> no point in that [09:29] <Katoan> is cheese [09:29] <Katoan> also bad cheese at that [09:29] <`blue> its not cheese its just retarded [09:29] <MinusPlus> too much gas spent in robos, not enough units, die to anything [09:29] <Katoan> it's cheese [09:29] <`PK> lol [09:29] <nean> that just blew my mind [09:29] <nean> nexus 1st is more safe [09:29] <Katoan> as long as you define cheese as a risky strategy that works only if not scouted [09:30] <Katoan> (like in that case if opponent does any flying unit, you lose) [09:30] <tpyo> surely thats a build specifically against someithing else [09:30] <tpyo> aye [09:30] == willsterben has changed nick to elefanto [09:30] <MinusPlus> only, it also loses to standard play [09:30] <`PK> then transition into 2base 3 robs pumping immortal collosi stalker [09:30] <tpyo> like as a zerg if i just make lings [09:30] <tpyo> :D [09:30] <MinusPlus> as in, other guy attacks you with any combination of units and you die [09:30] <rockshock> ok i suck [09:30] <tpyo> or terran if he makes not armoured [09:30] <rockshock> stupid zerg [09:30] <rockshock> sigh
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Hyrule18938 Posts
<@Pholon> IVE HAD THE JURASSIC PARK THEME <@Pholon> STUCK IN MY HEAD <@Pholon> FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT NOW <@Pholon> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH <@AresEffort> rawrrrrrrrr <@Pholon> FUCK
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<Roerik> I remember alot of girls in my class started crying randomly because their pets died during class <Roerik> when they couldn't feed them xD <tom-away> They were probably tamogotchis. <Roerik> ah ye tom-away <Roerik> maybe <Napzu> those were awesome <Napzu> tamagotchis <TA`Minus> my mom killed mine <Napzu> haha <TA`Minus> our relationship hasn't been the same since <tom-away> I had a tamagotchi. It was fun for a bit, then it just got incredibly boring and I think I let it die. <Cedstick> Tamagotchis were so bad <gods_basement> i had to kill my own dog <gods_basement> with a 12gauge <gods_basement> so fuck your tomagachi shit
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* TL-riptide_ sets mode +m #teamliquid <TL-riptide_> Everyone shut up for a while. <TL-riptide_> plz <TL-riptide_> why did I +m <TL-riptide_> ? <TL-riptide_> because I can * TL-riptide_ dances <itmeJP> HI RIPTIDE * TL-riptide_ is now known as BIGBROTHER <BIGBROTHER> hi JP <itmeJP> OH FUCK ITS BIG BROTHER <itmeJP> AFK
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<rockshock> MinusPlus; help me <rockshock> how do i counter a army of thors <MinusPlus> immortals are OK vs thors, zealots do pretty well vs thors <MinusPlus> tbh, if he masses thors, you did something wrong. <rockshock> I let him do it;( <MinusPlus> right. <Bear4188> yeah the counter to mass thors is why the fuck did you let him mass thors
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Netherlands6142 Posts
[15:36] <@Pholon> why isn't actionjesus at this event [15:36] action jesus is resurecting in 2 days lol [15:36] lol Santo [15:36] <@Pholon> lol [15:36] LOL
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[19:51:38] <EG|SirScoots> founder and president climax [19:52:44] <EG|SirScoots> once a week at least [19:53:04] <jaydee81> EG|SirScoots, and i need a fucking
Just funnier without context
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[14:33] <Minus_> 1 final next week alt [14:33] <Minus_> then done [14:33] <Alternity> nice [14:33] <Alternity> then u graduate [14:33] <Alternity> and can join the workforce [14:33] <Alternity> and spend rest of ur life at desk [14:33] <Alternity> and then die [14:33] <`PK> thats one way to look at it [14:34] <Gnizz> what if he wants to paint rainbows for the rest of his life [14:34] <Alternity> you can do that a desk [14:34] <rockshock> Yeah i got bacon snacks! [14:34] <Alternity> i think thats what most cubile drones do with their time [14:34] <Alternity> that and masturbating furiously [14:35] <APF> barca-real hurrr durrr! [14:35] <rockshock> Masturbate at the office? [14:35] <Alternity> i've masturbated at work af ew times [14:35] <Alternity> in teh bathroom [14:35] <rockshock> wtf [14:35] <Alternity> sometimes u just gotta pop one out u know [14:35] <Minus_> dude, a friend of mine used to work at a grocery store and masturbated in the freezer at least once [14:35] <Lonyo> ewwwwwww [14:35] <Alternity> hmm cold in there lol [14:35] <rockshock> .. [14:35] <rockshock> thanks Minus_ [14:36] <supernovamaniac> fucking pussy for jerking off in the bathroom [14:36] <Minus_> and I don't mean the fridge like where they keep the milk [14:36] <supernovamaniac> man up man [14:36] <Minus_> I mean the fucking freezer where it's like, europe cold [14:36] <rockshock> europecold? [14:36] <rockshock> its not cold in europe [14:36] <Minus_> yes [14:36] <twisti> lol [14:36] <Minus_> you would say that [14:36] <twisti> is europe the standard for coldness now [14:36] <Minus_> yes, all of it. [14:36] <rockshock> And america aint? [14:36] <twisti> damn [14:36] <JinJin> thats cold Minus_ [14:36] <Minus_> ^^
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[02:38] <Dezzimal> why aren't you guys watching TF2 with me [02:38] <Dezzimal> I think these two clans are european [02:38] <OmniscientSC2> I think North American zergs are much better at upgrading/teching in ZvZ... [02:38] <Cedstick> TF2 eSports lol [02:38] <Bronzeanteater> I think the vision creep gives is worth it if you spread it enough [02:38] <yrjan> Dezzimal: GSL? [02:38] <buu> Creep is pretty good in zvz since it's really hard for your opponent to kill your scouts [02:38] <Cedstick> I like the game, but it ain't no eSport. [02:38] <Dezzimal> no TF2 is here -> http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRoyalChannel [02:38] <buu> TF2 always felt so rockpaper scissors [02:38] <APF> why does every game turns more and more sipmlified and generic fps style per every sequel [02:38] <Greth|work> Ok, as my name implies, I need to do some work now. [02:38] <zukker> lol [02:38] <Unrealblight> that's the wedding brah [02:38] <Greth|work> ttyl [02:39] <Mellow`> Dezzimal, already watching. [02:39] <Dezzimal> What? I thought surely with all of those hats it was a TF2 match [02:39] <Unrealblight> ohyou [02:39] <Mellow`> So many hats. [02:39] <Cedstick> damn. [Nice.]
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[15:15] <DavidMcF> my mate was like that to me whe nI said I was going to see my gf "starcraft is the only hetro thing you can do, when you kill her youll be thinking of idra" [15:15] <DavidMcF> and then we broke up that night [15:15] <DavidMcF> i blame him [15:15] <DavidMcF> KILL HER? I mean kiss [15:15] <DavidMcF> maybe thats why we broke up [15:15] <`blue> i was like wtf
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
[22:48] <+[Antoine]> fantasy toppled from #1 kespa on teh same day bin laden body confirmed [22:48] <+[Antoine]> coincidence???
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[09:46] <Roerik> wtf [09:46] <Roerik> weirded google ad I've seen [09:46] <Bozotcc> im hungry [09:46] <Roerik> on TL now [09:46] <Roerik> Do you want to cheat on your wife? [09:46] <teer> yes [09:46] <jibi> Roerik: google adds are targetting, means you've been a naughty boy [09:47] <Roerik> must be [09:47] <Roerik> have been [09:47] <Roerik> just weird that an add asks me if I want to commit to adultery [09:47] <Roerik> ad* [09:47] <jibi> would you prefer penis enlargment treatment? [09:47] <Hsab> is it a rhetorical question [09:48] <jibi> :D [09:49] <`PK> lol [09:49] <Roerik> it's for some dating site [09:49] <a_flayer> you probably googled for some funky porn sometime Roerik [09:49] <a_flayer> like "housewives taking it up the butt" or whatever [09:50] <Roerik> or maybe something with babysitters [09:50] <Roerik> humpf
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Netherlands6142 Posts
Darkforce <3
[15:35] gonna do some commentary today [15:35] please tune in ^_^: http://www.own3d.tv/live/330 [15:35] <@Pholon> attax|DarKFoRcE [15:35] <@Pholon> is it gona be spiked [15:35] <@Pholon> with German accent? [15:35] wat [15:36] my accent [15:36] aint that bad [15:36] man [15:36] <@Pholon> I dunno I'm asking [15:36] well obviously SOME accent [15:36] <@Pholon> Ze Zerglings ja [15:36] lol [15:36] PFFF [15:36] <@Pholon> und der Hacheriez [15:36] not THAT bad [15:36] funny thing is [15:36] today i had a linguistics class [15:36] for english [15:36] <@Pholon> you seem quite upset [15:36] <@Pholon> I should tune in [15:36] lol [15:37] I'm loling here [15:37] of which the topic the common mistakes of germans speaking english was [15:37] Was one of them "putting the verb inexplicably at the end of the sentence" as kindly demonstrated there? [15:37] <@Pholon> LOL^ [15:37] i kinda [15:37] butchered that sentence [15:38] <@Pholon> LOLOL [15:38] >-< [15:38] :DDDDDD [15:38] <@Pholon> going in irc quotes topic
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[01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate when people refer to their schooling or school as university, or like when people call a vacation a holiday [01:50:19] <SpoR> i was at university today because im going on holiday tomorrow [01:50:23] <Annul> [01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate brits [01:50:29] <Annul> fixed [01:50:29] * peekn (oneshot@pool-72-67-18-169.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #teamliquid [01:50:29] <peekn> brits! [01:50:39] <Annul> what the fuck [01:50:43] <Annul> how... wtf
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