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						 On February 17 2011 08:15 Pholon wrote:Show nested quote +FXOdeL zegt:huge fail
 fxopen invitational series
 so I abbreviate
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 On February 20 2011 07:13 Nyovne wrote:[22:50] <+motbob> A marine walks into the bar and asks
 [22:50] <+motbob> where is the counter?
 I literally just burst out laughing at work; everyone looked at me weird :/
 
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				<EG|SirScoots> one surefire way onto EG, is me bangin your mom<EG|SirScoots> just sayin
 <sym> EG|SirScoots what if im like
 <sym> the next rapha
 <sym> up and coming
 <Cedstick>Doooooesn't matter.
 <Cedstick>Scoots is in it for the pussy.
 <EG|SirScoots> some people are in gaming for the money, some for the fame, im in it for your moms
 
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				[22:25] <MinusPlus> sym: what if you get stoned at work?[22:25] <MinusPlus> also, sym +1
 [22:25] <sym> then you're an even bigger asshole
 [22:25] <oooo> lol
 [22:25] <MinusPlus> just checking. I had a coworker who always smoked on his lunches, but it didn't bother me much
 [22:25] <tom-away> Agreed, but I think I'm trying to discern that Western RPGs are less obviously grindy.  the Jap fashion is much more obviously a grind..  it's the way they're made, they seem to almost make it a baptism of fire.
 [22:25] <sym> your asshole is as big as DonTonberry's
 [22:25] <sym> if you smoke weed at work
 [22:25] <DonTonberry> My asshole is huge
 [22:25] <`Pk> Wtf is going on here
 [22:25] <`Pk> o.O
 [22:25] <MinusPlus> `Pk: we're talking about assholes
 [22:25] <`Pk> i can see that...
 
 
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						[17:54] <@Pholon> imo let's picket Blizzard funerals
							  
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						 [17:54] <@Pholon> we need some signs
 [17:54] <@Pholon> with like
 [17:54] <@Pholon> "GOD HATES LAGS"
 [17:56] <@Imperator> We can claim we are from the church of ESPORTS.
 
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				[09:44] <JinJin> mby we could all be video game critics![09:44] == Zocat__ has changed nick to ncd|Luariina
 [09:44] <MinusPlus> not fat or gay enough for that JinJin
 [09:44] <`PK> or angry
 [09:44] <pgeist> 24h - school time = time for playing video games
 [09:44] <`PK> don't forget about angry
 [09:44] <MinusPlus> I'm pretty fucking angry
 [09:44] <JinJin> haha
 [09:44] <`PK> Then become the AVGN
 [09:45] <MinusPlus> bitch I ain't no nerd
 [09:45] <Hanky> you could be the angry videogame bitch.
 
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						06:52:53 <+TFoT[SC2]> are there any vods for mlg dallas?
							  
							motbob
							   
						United States12546 Posts
						 07:04:24 <+TFoT[SC2]> ???
 07:05:09 <@Pholon> ya Troy
 07:05:19 <@Pholon> they already uploaded a bit part
 07:05:20 <@Pholon> http://bit.ly/gdwnlP
 07:05:24 <@Pholon> beware, it's kinda long
 
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				Moderatly funny, showing how everyone on IRC immediatly jumps on stupid shit.
 + Show Spoiler +
 [09:28] <`PK> so[09:29] <tpyo> la?
 [09:29] <`PK> 2robo immortal expand: Viable?
 [09:29] <Katoan> ... WAT?
 [09:29] <Tzaid> lol
 [09:29] <`PK> go 1 gate 2 robos, make 3 immortals then expand
 [09:29] == spLiXx`off has changed nick to spLiXx
 [09:29] <Katoan> no
 [09:29] <MinusPlus> `PK: no
 [09:29] <Katoan> definately not viable
 [09:29] <Tzaid> no point in that
 [09:29] <Katoan> is cheese
 [09:29] <Katoan> also bad cheese at that
 [09:29] <`blue> its not cheese its just retarded
 [09:29] <MinusPlus> too much gas spent in robos, not enough units, die to anything
 [09:29] <Katoan> it's cheese
 [09:29] <`PK> lol
 [09:29] <nean> that just blew my mind
 [09:29] <nean> nexus 1st is more safe
 [09:29] <Katoan> as long as you define cheese as a risky strategy that works only if not scouted
 [09:30] <Katoan> (like in that case if opponent does any flying unit, you lose)
 [09:30] <tpyo> surely thats a build specifically against someithing else
 [09:30] <tpyo> aye
 [09:30] == willsterben has changed nick to elefanto
 [09:30] <MinusPlus> only, it also loses to standard play
 [09:30] <`PK> then transition into 2base 3 robs pumping immortal collosi stalker
 [09:30] <tpyo> like as a zerg if i just make lings
 [09:30] <tpyo> :D
 [09:30] <MinusPlus> as in, other guy attacks you with any combination of units and you die
 [09:30] <rockshock> ok i suck
 [09:30] <tpyo> or terran if he makes not armoured
 [09:30] <rockshock> stupid zerg
 [09:30] <rockshock> sigh
 
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						<@Pholon> IVE HAD THE JURASSIC PARK THEME
							  
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						 <@Pholon> STUCK IN MY HEAD
 <@Pholon> FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT NOW
 <@Pholon> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
 <@AresEffort> rawrrrrrrrr
 <@Pholon> FUCK
 
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				<Roerik> I remember alot of girls in my class started crying randomly because their pets died during class<Roerik> when they couldn't feed them xD
 <tom-away> They were probably tamogotchis.
 <Roerik> ah ye tom-away
 <Roerik> maybe
 <Napzu> those were awesome
 <Napzu> tamagotchis
 <TA`Minus> my mom killed mine
  <Napzu> haha
 <TA`Minus> our relationship hasn't been the same since
 <tom-away> I had a tamagotchi.  It was fun for a bit, then it just got incredibly boring and I think I let it die.
 <Cedstick> Tamagotchis were so bad
 <gods_basement> i had to kill my own dog
 <gods_basement> with a 12gauge
 <gods_basement> so fuck your tomagachi shit
 
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				* TL-riptide_ sets mode +m #teamliquid<TL-riptide_> Everyone shut up for a while.
 <TL-riptide_> plz
 <TL-riptide_> why did I +m
 <TL-riptide_> ?
 <TL-riptide_> because I can
 * TL-riptide_ dances
 <itmeJP> HI RIPTIDE
 * TL-riptide_ is now known as BIGBROTHER
 <BIGBROTHER> hi JP
 <itmeJP> OH FUCK ITS BIG BROTHER
 <itmeJP> AFK
 
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				<rockshock> MinusPlus; help me<rockshock> how do i counter a army of thors
 <MinusPlus> immortals are OK vs thors, zealots do pretty well vs thors
 <MinusPlus> tbh, if he masses thors, you did something wrong.
 <rockshock> I let him do it;(
 <MinusPlus> right.
 <Bear4188> yeah the counter to mass thors is why the fuck did you let him mass thors
 
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						[15:36] <@Pholon> why isn't actionjesus at this event
							  
						Netherlands6142 Posts
						 [15:36]  action jesus is resurecting in 2 days lol
 [15:36]  lol Santo
 [15:36] <@Pholon> lol
 [15:36]  LOL
 
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				[19:51:38] <EG|SirScoots> founder and president climax[19:52:44] <EG|SirScoots> once a week at least
 [19:53:04] <jaydee81> EG|SirScoots, and i need a fucking
 
 Just funnier without context
   
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				[14:33] <Minus_> 1 final next week alt[14:33] <Minus_> then done
 [14:33] <Alternity> nice
 [14:33] <Alternity> then u graduate
 [14:33] <Alternity> and can join the workforce
 [14:33] <Alternity> and spend rest of ur life at desk
 [14:33] <Alternity> and then die
 [14:33] <`PK> thats one way to look at it
 [14:34] <Gnizz> what if he wants to paint rainbows for the rest of his life
 [14:34] <Alternity> you can do that a desk
 [14:34] <rockshock> Yeah i got bacon snacks!
 [14:34] <Alternity> i think thats what most cubile drones do with their time
 [14:34] <Alternity> that and masturbating furiously
 [14:35] <APF> barca-real hurrr durrr!
 [14:35] <rockshock> Masturbate at the office?
 [14:35] <Alternity> i've masturbated at work af ew times
 [14:35] <Alternity> in teh bathroom
 [14:35] <rockshock> wtf
 [14:35] <Alternity> sometimes u just gotta pop one out u know
 [14:35] <Minus_> dude, a friend of mine used to work at a grocery store and masturbated in the freezer at least once
 [14:35] <Lonyo> ewwwwwww
 [14:35] <Alternity> hmm cold in there lol
 [14:35] <rockshock> ..
 [14:35] <rockshock> thanks Minus_
 [14:36] <supernovamaniac> fucking pussy for jerking off in the bathroom
 [14:36] <Minus_> and I don't mean the fridge like where they keep the milk
 [14:36] <supernovamaniac> man up man
 [14:36] <Minus_> I mean the fucking freezer where it's like, europe cold
 [14:36] <rockshock> europecold?
 [14:36] <rockshock> its not cold in europe
 [14:36] <Minus_> yes
 [14:36] <twisti> lol
 [14:36] <Minus_> you would say that
 [14:36] <twisti> is europe the standard for coldness now
 [14:36] <Minus_> yes, all of it.
 [14:36] <rockshock> And america aint?
 [14:36] <twisti> damn
 [14:36] <JinJin> thats cold Minus_
 [14:36] <Minus_> ^^
 
 
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				[02:38] <Dezzimal> why aren't you guys watching TF2 with me[02:38] <Dezzimal> I think these two clans are european
 [02:38] <OmniscientSC2> I think North American zergs are much better at upgrading/teching in ZvZ...
 [02:38] <Cedstick> TF2 eSports lol
 [02:38] <Bronzeanteater> I think the vision creep gives is worth it if you spread it enough
 [02:38] <yrjan> Dezzimal: GSL?
 [02:38] <buu> Creep is pretty good in zvz since it's really hard for your opponent to kill your scouts
 [02:38] <Cedstick> I like the game, but it ain't no eSport.
 [02:38] <Dezzimal> no TF2 is here -> http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRoyalChannel
 [02:38] <buu> TF2 always felt so rockpaper scissors
 [02:38] <APF> why does every game turns more and more sipmlified and generic fps style per every sequel
 [02:38] <Greth|work> Ok, as my name implies, I need to do some work now.
 [02:38] <zukker> lol
 [02:38] <Unrealblight> that's the wedding brah
 [02:38] <Greth|work> ttyl
 [02:39] <Mellow`> Dezzimal, already watching.
 [02:39] <Dezzimal> What? I thought surely with all of those hats it was a TF2 match
 [02:39] <Unrealblight> ohyou
 [02:39] <Mellow`> So many hats.
 [02:39] <Cedstick> damn. [Nice.]
 
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				[15:15] <DavidMcF> my mate was like that to me whe nI said I was going to see my gf "starcraft is the only hetro thing you can do, when you kill her youll be thinking of idra"[15:15] <DavidMcF> and then we broke up that night
 [15:15] <DavidMcF> i blame him
 [15:15] <DavidMcF> KILL HER? I mean kiss
 [15:15] <DavidMcF> maybe thats why we broke up
 [15:15] <`blue> i was like wtf
 
 
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						[22:48] <+[Antoine]> fantasy toppled from #1 kespa on teh same day bin laden body confirmed
							  
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						 [22:48] <+[Antoine]> coincidence???
 
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				[09:46] <Roerik> wtf[09:46] <Roerik> weirded google ad I've seen
 [09:46] <Bozotcc> im hungry
 [09:46] <Roerik> on TL now
 [09:46] <Roerik> Do you want to cheat on your wife?
 [09:46] <teer> yes
 [09:46] <jibi> Roerik: google adds are targetting, means you've been a naughty boy
 [09:47] <Roerik> must be
 [09:47] <Roerik> have been
 [09:47] <Roerik> just weird that an add asks me if I want to commit to adultery
 [09:47] <Roerik> ad*
 [09:47] <jibi> would you prefer penis enlargment treatment?
 [09:47] <Hsab> is it a rhetorical question
 [09:48] <jibi> :D
 [09:49] <`PK> lol
 [09:49] <Roerik> it's for some dating site
 [09:49] <a_flayer> you probably googled for some funky porn sometime Roerik
 [09:49] <a_flayer> like "housewives taking it up the butt" or whatever
 [09:50] <Roerik> or maybe something with babysitters
 [09:50] <Roerik> humpf
 
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						Darkforce <3
							  
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 [15:35]  gonna do some commentary today
 [15:35]  please tune in ^_^: http://www.own3d.tv/live/330
 [15:35] <@Pholon> attax|DarKFoRcE
 [15:35] <@Pholon> is it gona be spiked
 [15:35] <@Pholon> with German accent?
 [15:35]  wat
 [15:36]  my accent
 [15:36]  aint that bad
 [15:36]  man
 [15:36] <@Pholon> I dunno I'm asking
 [15:36]  well obviously SOME accent
 [15:36] <@Pholon> Ze Zerglings ja
 [15:36]  lol
 [15:36]  PFFF
 [15:36] <@Pholon> und der Hacheriez
 [15:36]  not THAT bad
 [15:36]  funny thing is
 [15:36]  today i had a linguistics class
 [15:36]  for english
 [15:36] <@Pholon> you seem quite upset
 [15:36] <@Pholon> I should tune in
 [15:36]  lol
 [15:37]  I'm loling here
 [15:37]  of which the topic the common mistakes of germans speaking english was
 [15:37]  Was one of them "putting the verb inexplicably at the end of the sentence" as kindly demonstrated there?
 [15:37] <@Pholon> LOL^
 [15:37]  i kinda
 [15:37]  butchered that sentence
 [15:38] <@Pholon> LOLOL
 [15:38]  >-<
 [15:38]  :DDDDDD
 [15:38] <@Pholon> going in irc quotes topic
 
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				[01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate when people refer to their schooling or school as university, or like when people call a vacation a holiday[01:50:19] <SpoR> i was at university today because im going on holiday tomorrow
 [01:50:23] <Annul> [01:50:01] <SpoR> i hate brits
 [01:50:29] <Annul> fixed
 [01:50:29] * peekn (oneshot@pool-72-67-18-169.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #teamliquid
 [01:50:29] <peekn> brits!
 [01:50:39] <Annul> what the fuck
 [01:50:43] <Annul> how... wtf
 
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