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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-15 21:20:43
January 13 2011 11:49 GMT
#1981
[12:47] <hawaiianpig> mamma would you check under my bed to see if theres any cannons making?


[22:19] <Utena> Hrm.. bored. Wife not putting out. Time to go read the tl.net banlist.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 20 2011 13:20 GMT
#1982
[14:16] <virgol> any1 else watching Sarens vs. Goody? looooolllllllllllll
[14:17] <Teddyman> you'd think a german could break a french defense line
[14:17] <aspyr__> yeahhhh
[14:17] <@Pholon|BBL> loool
[14:17] <NighT> Teddy: LOL
[14:17] <a_flayer> Teddyman, LOL
[14:17] <aspyr__> hahaha
[14:17] <aeon\> haha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FoFLoL
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden29 Posts
January 23 2011 03:17 GMT
#1983
[04:16] <+Xxio> live in the woods
[04:16] <+Xxio> be like that kid
[04:16] <+Xxio> in that movie where he goes to alaska
[04:16] <rnn> karate kid?
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 29 2011 00:47 GMT
#1984
Nyo is involved so nsfw

[01:37] <@Nyovne> I DEMAND BEWBS
[01:37] <@Nyovne> ASAP
[01:37] <@Nyovne> GOOD BOOBS
[01:37] pachi
[01:37] <@Nyovne> NAOW
[01:42] http://i.imgur.com/nChyy.jpg
[01:42] <@Nyovne> haha wow
[01:42] <@Nyovne> too much
[01:42] <@Nyovne> wtf would you do with those
[01:42] that girl stole someone's butt
[01:42] <@Nyovne> ROFL
[01:42] and put it on her chest
[01:42] i would
[01:42] what
[01:42] lol
[01:42] <@Nyovne> hahahah
[01:42] <@Pholon> ahahahaha
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
January 29 2011 09:22 GMT
#1985
[7:43] <Schnoople> c cups > all boobs
[7:43] <tufasoo> iCCups > all boobs
Where is my ACE flair
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-10 12:18:53
February 10 2011 12:18 GMT
#1986
GSTL Spoilers.
+ Show Spoiler +
[04:12] <produkt> HOLY SHIT
[04:12] <autumn> LMAO
[04:12] <Addi> NesTea time
[04:12] <produkt> NESTEA
[04:12] <Kapow> MOTHERFUCKING EPIC
[04:12] <autumn> YEAA
[04:12] <DwD> NESTEA TIME
[04:12] <NoobStick_> here we go
[04:12] <BravoRomeo> he has his power ring on
[04:12] <blaaagh> BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG

"BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG" hahahahahahaha


Hahahaha. Great to see people finally getting this excited about SC2. Some AMAZING games in the GSTL Finals!
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
CFRD119
Profile Joined June 2010
United States97 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 13:38:15
February 10 2011 21:54 GMT
#1987
<ESL|Mxzyzptlk> My nr 1 reason for wanting a robot: Sorting socks!!!
<donmai> just chuck em all in one pile
<donmai> grab 2 and wear em
<donmai> mix n match
<donmai> it's in. trust me.
RIP KT Violet
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
February 13 2011 23:20 GMT
#1988
18:19 Utena • So, my girlfirend walks in on my looking at porn and goes goes 'I think you might be a pedophile!'
18:20 Utena • I go: That's a big word for a 10 year old.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Sqq
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway2023 Posts
February 13 2011 23:31 GMT
#1989
On February 10 2011 21:18 Cedstick wrote:
GSTL Spoilers.
+ Show Spoiler +
[04:12] <produkt> HOLY SHIT
[04:12] <autumn> LMAO
[04:12] <Addi> NesTea time
[04:12] <produkt> NESTEA
[04:12] <Kapow> MOTHERFUCKING EPIC
[04:12] <autumn> YEAA
[04:12] <DwD> NESTEA TIME
[04:12] <NoobStick_> here we go
[04:12] <BravoRomeo> he has his power ring on
[04:12] <blaaagh> BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG

"BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG" hahahahahahaha


Hahahaha. Great to see people finally getting this excited about SC2. Some AMAZING games in the GSTL Finals!


I must have totally missed the funny here. Mind explaining this one to me ?
Dead girls don't say no.
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
February 13 2011 23:35 GMT
#1990
On February 14 2011 08:31 Sqq wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2011 21:18 Cedstick wrote:
GSTL Spoilers.
+ Show Spoiler +
[04:12] <produkt> HOLY SHIT
[04:12] <autumn> LMAO
[04:12] <Addi> NesTea time
[04:12] <produkt> NESTEA
[04:12] <Kapow> MOTHERFUCKING EPIC
[04:12] <autumn> YEAA
[04:12] <DwD> NESTEA TIME
[04:12] <NoobStick_> here we go
[04:12] <BravoRomeo> he has his power ring on
[04:12] <blaaagh> BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG

"BREAK OUT THE ZERG BONG" hahahahahahaha


Hahahaha. Great to see people finally getting this excited about SC2. Some AMAZING games in the GSTL Finals!


I must have totally missed the funny here. Mind explaining this one to me ?


Well Nestea's BroodWar name was '(Z)Zergbong'. Also a bong is a type of waterpipe for smoking weed. Doesn't make the quote much funnier, but it's on par with the rest of the thread.
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
February 14 2011 21:33 GMT
#1991
Does anyone have a quote of like every last person in IRC getting banned? I can't find it in my log and think it'd be hilarious
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
February 14 2011 21:45 GMT
#1992
i think someone posted it in website feedback. I have logs of the channel since late 2009 i'd be happy to send you if you're desperate you need like gvim to open it tho, basically crashes notepad ^_^
Writer
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
February 15 2011 03:53 GMT
#1993
[20:42] * pawchi sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@myla.users.quakenet.org *!*@alara.users.quakenet.org *!*kkkk@*.users.quakenet.org *!*@*.users.quakenet.org
[20:42] * exige- was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * goatrope was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * xrayOFF was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Skodmunk was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * TNSe was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * yowza was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * fer was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * ablaze was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Ighox was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * archlol was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * ncd|Luariina was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Asuup was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Tjofras was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * SWEDEN`NC`TORK was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * MikeMatrix was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * antigosu was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Shauni was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * StonaJakey was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * [FADER]Gfx was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * riptide was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Qzr was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * mouz|Maven was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Azram was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Narkash was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Nightfog|FogZen was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * LandenC was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * R1CH was kicked by Q (Banned.)
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
February 15 2011 08:24 GMT
#1994
On February 15 2011 12:53 Ephemerality wrote:
[20:42] * pawchi sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@myla.users.quakenet.org *!*@alara.users.quakenet.org *!*kkkk@*.users.quakenet.org *!*@*.users.quakenet.org
[20:42] * exige- was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * goatrope was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * xrayOFF was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Skodmunk was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * TNSe was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * yowza was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * fer was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * ablaze was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Ighox was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * archlol was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * ncd|Luariina was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Asuup was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Tjofras was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * SWEDEN`NC`TORK was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * MikeMatrix was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * antigosu was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Shauni was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * StonaJakey was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * [FADER]Gfx was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * riptide was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Qzr was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * mouz|Maven was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Azram was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Narkash was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * Nightfog|FogZen was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * LandenC was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[20:42] * R1CH was kicked by Q (Banned.)

That sent chills down my spine *shiver* somebody hold me T_T
d=(^_^)z
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
February 16 2011 23:15 GMT
#1995
FXOdeL zegt:
huge fail
fxopen invitational series
so I abbreviate
to fxopenis
-__________________________________-
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Utena
Profile Joined August 2010
United States32 Posts
February 18 2011 21:46 GMT
#1996
[15:42:35] <RoBellicose> hell, a woman walks in on a man masturbating, she calls him a pervert. If a man walks in on a woman masturbating, she still calls him a pervert. It's just not fair.
[15:42:47] <Nattkatt> hahaha RoBellicose
[15:42:48] <yrjan> exactly
[15:42:50] <Nattkatt> <3
[15:43:00] <yrjan> I liked my example better though
[15:43:04] <yrjan> because it made less sense
[15:43:35] <yrjan> it's important that shit doesn't make too much sense
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
February 19 2011 22:13 GMT
#1997
[22:50] <+motbob> A marine walks into the bar and asks
[22:50] <+motbob> where is the counter?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
prodiG
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada2016 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 23:49:56
February 19 2011 23:48 GMT
#1998
(16:46:44) (thelimper) I'm 5'7 and 118lbs
(16:46:55) (nemahsys|MorroW) you are small
(16:46:57) (thelimper) Yah
(16:47:02) (nemahsys|MorroW) I imagine you to be cute like huk
(16:47:10) (nemahsys|MorroW) or maka
(16:47:10) (@prodiG) LOL
(16:47:23) (thelimper) I have a better haircut than huk though
(16:47:26) (nemahsys|MorroW) HAHAHAHA

note that's nemahsys rooting for morrow, not actually morrow
ESV Mapmaking Team || http://twitter.com/prodiGsc || Real talk, I don't have time to sugar-coat it for you sir
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
February 24 2011 05:00 GMT
#1999
[20:58] <MinusPlus> Hawaiian_Pig
[20:58] <MinusPlus> it's . I've kept this secret for over 20 years -- I love you.
[20:58] <Hawaiian_Pig> ∓

What just happened?
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-28 03:05:15
February 28 2011 03:04 GMT
#2000
[21:51] make blog asking specific question
[21:51] idiots barge in to meditate on the wonders of life
[21:55] <]343[> nice
[21:55] <]343[> hahahaha
[21:57] make blog to showcase an example of an SC2 person who is very confused
[21:57] idiots barge in and become even more confused
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