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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 11 2010 02:49 GMT
#1961
[21:41] <micronesia> would suck to be autistic AND have tentacles
ModeratorGood content always wins.
thenk
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia39 Posts
November 11 2010 03:27 GMT
#1962
goddamn guys. you could learn a thing or two about irc quotes..
thenk, yeah?
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
November 19 2010 14:55 GMT
#1963
[15:46:49] <hukk> there are girls on the internet \o/
[15:46:58] <VampireLady> Girls?
[15:46:59] <inimene> no
[15:47:00] <VampireLady> omfg
[15:47:01] <inimene> its FBI
[15:47:02] <VampireLady> wherE?!
[15:47:10] <VampireLady> close the windows close the doors
[15:47:16] <VampireLady> dont let them escape
[15:47:16] <VampireLady> !
[15:47:16] *** These users have been split from (#teamliquid): devilzr`, AlexTheGreat, SS]Tri66eaw, Spejnar, Mobster, mell0w, Castish, aSyx, wbur, Rentun, svegis, CriticO, booty-off, Arkoon, eNoqp, HorreC, Comus, sneakyfckr, benster, Xyphie, learningdisease, xray_, ffwwwrrr, peo, YuMMie, DennizR, nassamal, day9, Alurian, BigT, Foundation_Bedz, MuTa-0fdoom, slowdOwn, Sunnie, zukker, Smokii, Dukat, Kamsstamparn, Lolaxle, Cebez, Ruslebiffen, SPGL-Ben-Dover, xanavi, Broom, reaVer, ekval, Quecks, NEB|Chi, Drow|Silverdust, vsync, namad8, Eke, Wesh, nyquil, RadiaX, Yotta_, ReactoR, HCTbreakycpk, Fargold, Hejog_, debarbie, dke... - check netsplits window for details!
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 21 2010 09:22 GMT
#1964
[04:11] <boesthius> that one uh
[04:11] <boesthius> korean wc3 player who won blizzcon
[04:11] <boesthius> reason?
[04:11] <Milkis> ?
[04:12] <boesthius> he can fuckin drink like a motherfucker
[04:12] <boesthius> 2nd night in tasteless' room at blizzcon he was pounding shit so hard
[04:12] <boesthius> Remind
[04:12] <boesthius> that's his name
[04:12] <Hurricane> haha
[04:12] <Milkis> lol
[04:12] <Hurricane> cause you need to Remind him
[04:12] <Hurricane> what he did the night before
[04:12] <boesthius> -_-
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Ng5
Profile Joined December 2009
702 Posts
November 22 2010 06:41 GMT
#1965
Not the whole conversation, just the essential parts.

[06:29] <Wise> the majority of women I've talked to agree with me completely that men are better humans than women if you disregard the ability to carry a child
[06:29] <ActionJesus> Wise so we're talking about 2 ladys agreeing with you
[06:30] <Alissy> your right hand?
[06:30] <ActionJesus> and one is your mother
mgj
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
191 Posts
November 23 2010 08:13 GMT
#1966
I know i should not laugh at this, this is a serious issue..... but anyway, regarding the attack NK launched on SK:

<dung3ON> south korea going down
<dung3ON> thats why TLO left
<dung3ON> he knew
<JinJin> germans know about these things
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
November 27 2010 00:20 GMT
#1967
<Trozsz> only issue with dkc returns is the stupid wiimote shaking
<Trozsz> man, imagine if all your inputs were buttons! maybe in the great utopian future, eh?
<Chef> lol
<Chef> don't talk crazy
<Chef> that will never happen
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
sib-pelle
Profile Joined November 2008
Sweden162 Posts
November 29 2010 13:25 GMT
#1968
<sib-pelle> Has anyone made a Papa Roach zerg joke yet?
<Tempest> ...They.....they HAVENT!?
<Tempest> How could we have missed that one!?
<sib-pelle> do it!
<rnn> cut my lings into pieces, 6pool's my last resort
Jangbi fanboy & Gaming Community Scientist
MGreeN
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
France50 Posts
December 01 2010 18:04 GMT
#1969
(ShLiM) i though 6pool means making 6 pools
(ShLiM) :D
(Cpt_Zyph) i played sc1 mp but way before brood wars and the multi player sceen really was around..
(jatora) rofl
([M]GreeN) rofl
blue`
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom119 Posts
December 03 2010 20:14 GMT
#1970
[ 08:12:06 ] [ dale1v ] i havent played a game of sc2 in ages where the opponent doesnt try to cheese or rush me
[ 08:12:16 ] [ dale1v ] this is really, really frustrating
[ 08:12:20 ]  · · Nick : Sossu- : [ Sossu ]
[ 08:12:27 ]  · · ChanMode : Q sets mode [ +o Wonkiggit ]
[ 08:12:33 ] [ live-evil ] what do you mean rush ?
[ 08:12:41 ] [ live-evil ] like attack you before the 30 minute mark?
[ 08:12:43 ] [ dale1v ] no
[ 08:12:50 ] [ Lonyo ] Lawdy, it's like you view a replay
[ 08:12:53 ] [ MysticfulX ] scv all in?
[ 08:12:55 ] [ oksejarl ] like an all in timing push?
[ 08:12:57 ] [ Lonyo ] but, there are other people viewing it with you
[ 08:12:58 ] [ rannox_ ] blast them with piss
[ 08:13:05 ] [ dale1v ] attack me with mass zealots at around the 6mins rush, sometimes with piss
[ 08:13:06 ] [ Lawdy ] oh
[ 08:13:08 ] [ dale1v ] probes*
[ 08:13:12 ] [ dale1v ] FUCK YOUR RANNOX_
[ 08:13:14 ] [ dale1v ] LOL
Easter has been cancelled, they found the body
elkram
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States221 Posts
December 08 2010 13:31 GMT
#1971
[08:28] <`bluE> yeah but did you know theres a dutch tl channel
[08:28] <Teth> they have been the friendliest and most fun people I have known <== referring to dutch
[08:28] <Teth> they rock
[08:28] <Teth> wtf is a t1 channel?
[08:28] <`bluE> el
[08:28] <`bluE> tee el
[08:28] <Teth> tl
[08:28] <Teth> wtf is tl
[08:28] <`bluE> k you're on the crack
Tiger Tiger. burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye. Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
CuttyFlam
Profile Joined April 2010
Belgium523 Posts
December 08 2010 19:01 GMT
#1972
question: is irc down? i can get into it but when i send a message i get i get " cannot send to channel" :S

Also im sorry if this isnt the appropriate thread but i wouldnt know where else to ask it and off course im not gonna make a topic just for this

Much obliged ty.
Leave it to ................... Luck!!
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
December 08 2010 19:45 GMT
#1973
On December 09 2010 04:01 CuttyFlam wrote:
question: is irc down? i can get into it but when i send a message i get i get " cannot send to channel" :S

Also im sorry if this isnt the appropriate thread but i wouldnt know where else to ask it and off course im not gonna make a topic just for this

Much obliged ty.

+r was set due to spambots earlier.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 20 2010 11:35 GMT
#1974
[12:21] <@flicky> Hot_Bid and R1CH, Hot_B1CH. You think that'll stick?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
December 21 2010 00:26 GMT
#1975
[01:24] <Shauni> i love interracial porn
[01:24] <Shauni> it's like beastiality
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 11:29:50
December 23 2010 11:29 GMT
#1976
[12:27] <xnim> you can't get much gayer than french and greek
[12:28] <survivalist--> Greeks first invented sex. Italians introduced it to women.
[12:28] <yrjan> :D
[12:28] <Domnall> lol
[12:28] <moxie698> lol
[12:28] <@Nyovne> rofl
[12:28] <tony241> bwaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
January 07 2011 04:36 GMT
#1977
Has there really been nothing funny lately? I'll try to warm it back up...

[23:33] <@XCE> why do you think they have protests all the time
[23:33] <grnp> because of suicide bombings
[23:34] <@XCE> youd think gathering in large crowds would be bad to combat suicide bombings
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-07 20:54:07
January 07 2011 20:51 GMT
#1978
[12:51] <Bozotclown> i inject my dick with saline. works everytime
[12:51] <iym|Nattkatt> Bozotclown did you try silicone?
[12:51] <Bozotclown> wouldnt that last for like weeks
[12:51] <Bozotclown> cock implants
[12:51] <Emythrel> indoors = artificial, outdoors = natural..... ball is in your court ruskie
[12:52] <SilverLeagueBro> so wait if i just punch my self in the nads i get the same effect with out the painful injections
[12:52] <maKac> the next step: a beautiful penis.. now with BOTOX

Just another day of lurking in TL's IRC...
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
January 08 2011 03:34 GMT
#1979
<Jebus> hello
<CountGrackula> all*
<Jebus> any sexy ppl here? :O
<dale1v> yes, why
<Jebus> YOU LIAR
* dale1v sobs
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-09 22:08:49
January 09 2011 22:03 GMT
#1980
someone went .. and the IRC channel went mad for a minute

[07:54] <GrackNRoll> this
[07:54] <GrackNRoll> talking is
[07:54] <GrackNRoll> day9????
[07:54] <GrackNRoll> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:54] <`blue> ..
[07:54] <fiendmaw> .
[07:55] <Uridium> ...
[07:55] <Kiante> ..
[07:55] <Tumpys> ...
[07:55] <gnsh> ...
[07:55] <Ex-Flame> ...
[07:55] <a_flayer> ..
[07:55] <mille-> ....
[07:55] <sym> what
[07:55] <lethalwuggy> ..
[07:55] <sym> the fuck
[07:55] <ycm> ....
[07:55] <VarmVaffel> why the dots
[07:55] <EZjijy> .....
[07:55] <GrackNRoll> ...
[07:55] <Kiante> ,,
[07:55] <Mxzyzptlk> ..
[07:55] <sym> stop dots
[07:55] <ycm> ....
[07:55] <Zenai|z33k> ........
[07:55] <Ex-Flame> ...
[07:55] <Kenjin`-> ,,,
[07:55] <gnsh> SO STUPID
[07:55] <Tumpys> ok more dots
[07:55] <Kiante> MOAR DOTS
[07:55] <ycm> !!!!
[07:55] <sym> MORE DOTS MORE DOTS
[07:55] <Boneless> ...
[07:55] <Kiante> LEFT SIDE
[07:55] <Divereth> ,,
[07:55] <Tumpys> i win
[07:55] <ycm> .............................
[07:55] <Kiante> MANY WHELPS
[07:55] <sym> MANY WHELPS
[07:55] <gnsh>  
[07:55] <VarmVaffel> even groups left!
[07:55] <Tumpys> LEFT SIDE
[07:55] <Tumpys> EVEN SIDE
[07:55] <ESL|Ste0731> http://www.own3d.tv/live/199 strelok vs whitera TvP 200 euro go4sc2 final
[07:55] <`blue> EVEN SIDE
[07:55] <jd81|away> rofl
[07:55] <Uridium> cuz he thought Total Biscut was Day9
[07:55] <a_flayer> all our brains are fried by that morrow vs kiwi match, eh? lol
[07:55] <Tumpys> NOW HANDLE IT
[07:55] <Kiante> WHAT
[07:55] <sym> 1 3 5 7 LEFT
[07:55] <Kiante> THE
[07:55] <Kiante> FUCK
[07:55] <lorcas> what the hell just started happening here
[07:55] * LW is now known as T_Imba
[07:55] <sym> 2 4 6 8 RIGHT
[07:55] <jd81|away> its bo5???
[07:55] <VarmVaffel> rofl
[07:55] <sym> 7 AND 8 ARE WHELP GROUPS
[07:55] <drain> Does anyone have a good restream for the screddit tour?
[07:55] <Devroush> yes, bo5
[07:55] <sym> OK LISTEN THE FUCK UP
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