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No-Killer-Instinct
Profile Joined May 2010
England197 Posts
September 18 2010 15:35 GMT
#1941
[16:02] <MYM|NaNi> stop sucking nonys dick please
[16:02] <MYM|NaNi>
[16:02] <wt> nony is rock solid
Noam
Profile Joined September 2010
Israel2209 Posts
September 18 2010 15:42 GMT
#1942
Morrow while waiting for his TL Open opponent:

[15:30:25] <mouzMorroW_> each second is passed is a second im not abusing reaper
Liquipedia
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
September 20 2010 07:27 GMT
#1943
[03:23] <FragKrag> heyoka
[03:23] <FragKrag> what is a tracer
[03:23] <heyoka> ?
[03:23] <FragKrag> like
[03:23] <FragKrag> at a party if some guy gives you a shot of vodka and a tracer
[03:24] <FragKrag> what do you do with the tracer
[03:24] <heyoka> ive never heard that before
[03:24] <heyoka> you mean a chaser?
[03:24] <motbob> hahahaha
[03:24] <motbob> lolololol
[03:24] <motbob> frag is noob @ college
[03:24] <FragKrag> chaser
[03:24] <FragKrag> yea
[03:24] <FragKrag> WHATEVER
ModeratorGood content always wins.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 20 2010 08:12 GMT
#1944
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
October 07 2010 15:56 GMT
#1945
[17:51] <Utena> autocast snipe would be awesome.
[17:51] <Kiante> thats what blizzard needs to put in for sure
[17:51] <aces|cid> autocast snipe o.O
[17:51] <Kiante> autosnipe ftw
[17:52] <Kiante> automatically targets high templar and banelings
[17:52] <Kiante> gg
[17:52] <sleepy> auto EMP imo
[17:52] <Nikon> what's next? automine?
[17:52] <@Nyovne> hahahhaa
[17:52] <@Nyovne> Nikon wins
[17:52] <@Nyovne> XD
[17:52] <aces|cid> yes, everything auto. Why the hell doesnt the freakin game play without me doin shit???
[17:52] <sleepy> wait
[17:52] <sleepy> the game already does automine
[17:53] <sleepy> ...
[17:53] <@Nyovne> ROFL
[17:53] <Utena> ...
[17:53] <Cryp71c> lol
[17:53] <@Nyovne> HAHAHAHAH
[17:53] <Utena> ftl there.
[17:53] <aces|cid> head -> table
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
maybe
Profile Joined January 2008
257 Posts
October 14 2010 08:35 GMT
#1946
-08:35:38- [slashi^] i was discussing intellegent matters
-08:35:40- [slashi^] not spamming
-08:35:43- [slashi^] and i got banned?
-08:36:17- [R1CH] <slashi^> BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
-08:36:17- [R1CH] <DoubleRainbow> sure
-08:36:17- [R1CH] <slashi^> AND SO ARE WOMEN
-08:36:17- [R1CH] <slashi^> ONLY FOR THE PUSSY
-08:36:18- [R1CH] <Bulletproof`> marriage is quite the joke acutally ;o
-08:36:20- [slashi^] ok
-08:36:20- [R1CH] <slashi^> PLAY VIDIAGAMES,SMOKE CRACK
-08:21:48- [slashi^] but dont go to a relationship
-08:21:53- [slashi^] that fucking shit will break your life
-08:21:54- ›› Mode: [R1CH] sets modes [+b *!*@89-166-110-2.bb.dnainternet.fi]
-08:21:54- ›› Kick: [slashi^] was kicked by: [Q] [Banned.]
-08:36:22- [R1CH] looks real intelligent
-08:36:23- [slashi^] im drunk
-08:36:24- [slashi^] sorry
-08:36:26- [R1CH] lol
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
October 14 2010 08:38 GMT
#1947
Hahaha nice one! XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
October 14 2010 08:44 GMT
#1948
That slashi one was pretty hilarious. I need to sit in IRC more often.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
TL+ Member
TheMafia
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada7 Posts
October 14 2010 15:48 GMT
#1949
this thread seems like a waste of life and a waste of time and a waste of this forum.

User was temp banned for this post.
www.MrLazyInc.com
maybe
Profile Joined January 2008
257 Posts
October 16 2010 07:17 GMT
#1950
hahaha if you want real funny shit, read every message slashi wrote on #teamliquid

heres some preview
-07:32:19- -> *kennigit* now now, atleast tell me a reason i got banned
-07:39:43- • Cannot Join: [#teamliquid] [you are banned +b]
-09:49:56- • Cannot Join: [#teamliquid] [you are banned +b]
-09:54:06- • Cannot Join: [#teamliquid] [you are banned +b]
-10:04:46- • Cannot Join: [#teamliquid] [you are banned +b]
-10:16:28- • Cannot Join: [#teamliquid] [you are banned +b]
maybe
Profile Joined January 2008
257 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 10:08:41
October 16 2010 07:23 GMT
#1951
ok this was just stupid. sorry
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
October 21 2010 13:40 GMT
#1952
[15:38] <MarwanBaki> how can i politely say "short notice dates" dont work for me
[15:38] <@Nyovne> just like that MarwanBaki
[15:38] <aspyr> MarwanBaki just like that
[15:38] <@Nyovne> XD
[15:39] <@Nyovne> o/ aspyr
[15:39] <MarwanBaki> i need it to be more professional and less cocky
[15:39] <@Nyovne> how is that cocky
[15:39] <aspyr> how is it cocky
[15:39] <aspyr> lol
[15:39] <@Nyovne> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
October 22 2010 19:34 GMT
#1953
On D3 Demonhunter development:

[21:31] <@jibba2> so i was cooking dinner last night
[21:31] <@jibba2> and i just threw in some shadow
[21:32] <@jibba2> bam, shadow chicken
[21:32] <@jibba2> we had multishot
[21:32] <@jibba2> so we added some shadow
[21:32] <@jibba2> bam, shadowshot
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19192 Posts
October 22 2010 19:49 GMT
#1954
Not exactly #teamliquid...more like #liquipedia. But it's close...

<@Aesop> get your own fun channel then
<@Aesop> with blackjack and hookers
<@Aesop> actually, forget about the fun channel

<@Pholon> I fkn hate g strings man

<@flicky> right
<@flicky> is there a part
<@flicky> where a dying, naked, meltiing half/vampire paedophile man is chasing a boy, who was castrated hundreds of years prior by having a flaming poker shoved up his dong, because he wants to fuck him?

<@flicky> My Real name has 5 e's in it
flicky, is your name steeeeve or something?
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
October 22 2010 23:20 GMT
#1955
[01:20] <Blackrobe> Tastosis[9]
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
November 01 2010 19:10 GMT
#1956
[19:59] <@Beyonder> guys fix me a picture
[19:59] <@Beyonder> cause i have no idea who it is
[20:00] <@Nyovne> http://LOLOLOL/YOUGUYS/WILLNEVERSEETHEPICINQUESTION.jpg
[20:00] <@Brian_> http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1111111currentpage=213#4113
[20:01] <@Brian_> aw nyo gets the pic link for you
[20:01] <@Brian_> so nice
[20:01] <@Nyovne> so fast
[20:01] <@Nyovne> SO FAST
[20:01] <@Beyonder> THANKS
[20:01] <@Nyovne> AND NO THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
[20:01] <@Brian_> thats what she said
[20:01] <@Nyovne> WNE
[20:01] <@Nyovne> DOWNE
[20:01] <@Brian_> FUCK
[20:01] <@Brian_> FUCK
[20:01] <@Nyovne> DOWNE
[20:01] <@Brian_> FUCK
[20:01] <@Nyovne> OWNED
[20:01] <@Nyovne> OWWNNNEEDDD
[20:01] <@Brian_> i h8 u
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 12:30:10
November 02 2010 11:55 GMT
#1957
SpoR-CharlieM> boxer now 2-0 time
[04:44] <SpoR-CharlieM> er
[04:44] <SpoR-CharlieM> nada
[04:44] <keit> its 1-1
[04:45] <SpoR-CharlieM> nada gonna 2-0 now
[04:45] <riptide> lol SpoR-CharlieM
[04:45] <riptide> that is quote ofthe year
[04:45] <SpoR-CharlieM> what?
[04:45] <riptide> <@InToTheWannaB> BOXER FIGHTING
[04:45] <riptide> 12:44 <@SpoR-CharlieM> boxer now 2-0 time
[04:45] <riptide> 12:44 <@SpoR-CharlieM> er
[04:45] <riptide> 12:44 <@SpoR-CharlieM> nada
[04:45] <riptide> 12:45 <@keit> its 1-1
[04:45] <riptide> 12:45 <@SpoR-CharlieM> nada gonna 2-0 now
[04:45] <SpoR-CharlieM> yea so?
[04:45] <DarkCell> its 1-1
[04:45] <riptide> ...
[04:45] <SpoR-CharlieM> yes i know that onbiously
[04:46] <keit> its grack
[04:46] <SpoR-CharlieM> so now nada is goinig to 2-0
[04:46] <mahnini> if you go 2-0 after going 1-1
[04:46] <heyoka> guys it asks me a yes or no question then makes me answer more
[04:46] <mahnini> that means you win 3-1
[04:46] <SpoR-CharlieM> to make it 3-1
[04:46] <mahnini> stupids
[04:46] <keit> isnt it bo3
[04:46] <mahnini> bo5
[04:46] <mahnini> l2sc2
[04:46] <mahnini> newb
[04:46] <SpoR-CharlieM> LOL jokes on you kiet
[04:46] <SpoR-CharlieM> and rip
[04:46] <riptide> SpoR-CharlieM: you cant go 2-0 after you're 1-1
[04:46] <SpoR-CharlieM> yes u can
[04:47] <riptide> so i dunno how the joke's on us
[04:47] <SpoR-CharlieM> watch nada do it
[04:47] <riptide> lol
[04:47] <DarkCell> that loss will magically turn into a win
[04:47] <riptide> SpoR-CharlieM: he lost one game, he cant go 0
[04:47] <SpoR-CharlieM> each game doesn't take into consideration of previous or future games
[04:47] <riptide> tt
[04:47] <InToTheWannaB> lol
[04:47] <SpoR-CharlieM> so he will 2-0 after 1-1
[04:47] <heyoka> what is this lil john song they keep playing
[04:47] <SpoR-CharlieM> how does that not make sense
[04:48] <DarkCell> normal people say 3-1
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> but in my original context
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> i said
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> 1-1 now
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> nada gonna 2-0 now
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> as in no more games gonna be lost
[04:48] <SpoR-CharlieM> for nada
[04:48] <DarkCell> you know this conversation could have been avoided if you just said 3-1
[04:49] <SpoR-CharlieM> 3-1 doesnt sound as much rape as 2-0 does
[04:50] <heyoka> i think nada is going to be undefeated
[04:50] <heyoka> (in the next game)
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> fail usage
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> the rule has exceptions
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> like most english words
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> learn to sc2 grammer
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> wtf pokemon
[04:50] <heyoka> oh ok well I think nada will be 100% in gsl2
[04:50] <heyoka> for the next game
[04:50] <SpoR-CharlieM> who picks this music?
[04:51] <SpoR-CharlieM> does gom even have rights to play that song?
[04:51] <keit> i dont even have any sound
[04:51] <keit> think its the streamer whos playing for u
[04:51] <keit> lol
[04:51] <SpoR-CharlieM> "hey were are doing starcraft 2 tourney, can we use pokermon theme?"
[04:51] <heyoka> ...............
[04:51] <InToTheWannaB> i want this to get to the lost temple game so badly. How classic would that be? A final game on temple.
[04:51] <SpoR-CharlieM> wont happens
[04:52] <SpoR-CharlieM> nada gonna 2-0 now
[04:52] <keit> nah
[04:52] <heyoka> yo guys did gom get the rights to use these cricket sounds
[04:52] <keit> boxer 3-0
[04:52] <heyoka> i hear cars driving by why does gom play that
[04:52] <keit> after this game boxer will 3-0
[04:52] <keit> ez
[04:52] <InToTheWannaB> this maps going to get split so ez
[04:53] <SpoR-CharlieM> boxer cant play after nada wins
[04:53] <SpoR-CharlieM> hes done
[04:53] <SpoR-CharlieM> guaranteed boxer's idea when blizzard went to progamers for design a few years ago
[04:54] <SpoR-CharlieM> U HEAR THAT
[04:54] <SpoR-CharlieM> ARTOSIS SAID 2-0 FROM HERE

omg whhy
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
November 03 2010 22:05 GMT
#1958
<@micronesia> banlings get upgraded to banglings if they white knight enough
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20141 Posts
November 06 2010 21:48 GMT
#1959
Completely out of context:

<decaf> does anyone else have a boner?
<Liquid`Beyonder> it works
<Liquid`Beyonder> but then it fails
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 09 2010 01:50 GMT
#1960
<@heyoka> dude at csl meet tonight definitely namedropped testie
<@tl-pachi> why would you name drop testie
<@tl-pachi> unless it was like a HON meetup or a Primary School
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
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