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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 24 2010 10:34 GMT
#1901
On June 23 2010 18:29 intrigue wrote:
this is not featured because of how lame these quotes are getting.

What he said.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 24 2010 12:05 GMT
#1902
[14:02] <Sylph> I made a game
[14:02] <Sylph> Python
[14:03] <Sylph> You should be able to find it in the list of games fairly easily
[14:03] <Sylph> Pass is "111"
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
sas01
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada303 Posts
June 25 2010 03:31 GMT
#1903
<TeamBella> ty
<silverskylark_> TeamBella is having a hard time choosing between Necrophilia or Beastiality..?
<Annul> ya for realz
<TeamBella> o.O
<TeamBella> wat
<lethan-wuggy> hahah lolz
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
June 26 2010 16:19 GMT
#1904
<Recon[9]> how do i clear my cache on fire fox??
<JeffJohnson> lol Recon[9] watched too much pr0n
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
June 27 2010 11:20 GMT
#1905
[21:11] <boesthius_> need 2 more people for full team in LoL
[21:11] <JAP|Spritney> give or take
[21:11] <JAP|Spritney> 4pm cet
[21:11] * gS-off|FeRRit is now known as gS-Cup|FeRRit
[21:11] * ESL|In (~EL@dslb-088-078-029-092.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #teamliquid
[21:12] * Guest23015 (HR@109.95.103.107) has joined #teamliquid
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> whats LoL boesthius_?
[21:12] <boesthius_> league of legends
[21:12] <boesthius_> dota clone
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney>
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> -> #lol
[21:12] <ENG|aupStar> -> #noobs
[21:12] <zin--> LoL is so cool
[21:12] * oeN^gtfo (~nnscript@iNeo.users.quakenet.org) has joined #teamliquid
[21:12] <Beryllium> RoFL is better
[21:12] <ENG|aupStar> man I love RoFL
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> lmao
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 28 2010 16:18 GMT
#1906
[18:15] * Nyovne changes topic to 'Welcome to the official IRC channel of teamliquid.net! || Grabbing nicks of staff or prominent community members + Querying channel staff with stupid questions are bannable offenses/watch?v=GkQenQofxs8'
[18:14] <Abject[9]> I propose "nicks" be changed to "usernames"
[18:15] <@Nyovne> ./nick is a command
[18:15] <@Nyovne> so
[18:15] <@Nyovne> why isnt it suitable
[18:16] <Abject[9]> <Abject[9]> because I've misread that twice as "grabbing dicks of staff members is a bannable offense"
[18:15] <QQmoar> Lol
[18:16] <@Nyovne> LOL
[18:16] <Robinsa> haha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Sky.Technique
Profile Joined March 2010
United States271 Posts
June 28 2010 16:45 GMT
#1907
On June 29 2010 01:18 Nyovne wrote:
[18:15] * Nyovne changes topic to 'Welcome to the official IRC channel of teamliquid.net! || Grabbing nicks of staff or prominent community members + Querying channel staff with stupid questions are bannable offenses/watch?v=GkQenQofxs8'
[18:14] <Abject[9]> I propose "nicks" be changed to "usernames"
[18:15] <@Nyovne> ./nick is a command
[18:15] <@Nyovne> so
[18:15] <@Nyovne> why isnt it suitable
[18:16] <Abject[9]> <Abject[9]> because I've misread that twice as "grabbing dicks of staff members is a bannable offense"
[18:15] <QQmoar> Lol
[18:16] <@Nyovne> LOL
[18:16] <Robinsa> haha



epic win
iCCup account: 20_E.Reed play me :)
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 29 2010 02:46 GMT
#1908
[19:43] <BloodyC0bbler> shamewheel? what did you do, sleep with a fat chick?
[19:43] <shamewheel> T___T
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 30 2010 12:19 GMT
#1909
[14:10] <@boesthius> lol this XiaoJoyce is so cute in livestream chat
[14:10] <@boesthius> has terrible english
[14:11] <@boesthius> "every man play reach cant erect"
[14:11] <@boesthius> "all turn soft for reach"
[14:11] <@boesthius> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 30 2010 16:17 GMT
#1910
On June 29 2010 11:46 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
[19:43] shamewheel? what did you do, sleep with a fat chick?
[19:43] T___T

T____________________T
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-01 06:32:47
July 01 2010 06:23 GMT
#1911
nvm typo
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
July 01 2010 16:00 GMT
#1912
[16:25] <Cube> i just died a bit
[16:25] <Cube> "hi i'm lars from sweden, and this is my big brother, extra-lars
[16:25] <desu|aupStar> LOL
[16:25] <pepsichi> hahahahhahahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
July 02 2010 12:14 GMT
#1913
[14:13] <@Kaasland|flicky> I wish July had won the last OSL
[14:13] <@Kaasland|flicky> to see him on that spire would be awesome
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
July 04 2010 00:39 GMT
#1914
[02:34] <@Shauni> hmm lol
[02:34] <@Shauni> i just got a pm
[02:34] <@Shauni> i think i asked someone jokingly if he had adhd when i was drunk yesterday
[02:35] <@Shauni> cause he said an anime was boring
[02:35] <@Shauni> and in the pm he admits to having adhd
[02:35] <@Shauni> and tells me not to pm him anymore
[02:36] <@FragKrag> lol
[02:37] <@flamewheel> lol Shauni
[02:37] <@m3|Jibba> haha
[02:39] <@Nyovne> lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
July 12 2010 10:38 GMT
#1915
sorry for quoting myself, but i feel like i gotta save this somewhere

+ Show Spoiler +

[06:14] -Q- [#teamliquid] Welcome to the official IRC channel of http://www.teamliquid.net
[06:14] <ChillFanboy> guys, i set the alarm to 4:50 am so i can watch skt vs stx
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> its 6:14 now, i woke up 4 minutes ago
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> fucking alarms
[06:15] <BlackOD> its on chill
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> they always fail me
[06:15] * COMPETO|zoiT ist away (-going offline- by ckras.com)
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> good thing i only missed a zvz and tvz
[06:15] == COMPETO|zoiT has changed nick to c^zZz-zoiT
[06:15] <Zhek> Holy shit, the pic for The Great Equalizer on the frontpage is sick :D
[06:15] <BlackOD> thought I just saw a tvt
[06:15] <Rainmaker5> yeah
[06:15] <Rainmaker5> seriously
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> and guys
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> guess what
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> i had a dream
[06:15] <Abject> no
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> i dreamt
[06:15] <Abject> way
[06:15] == ORPHAILUS has changed nick to ORPH4NUS
[06:15] <Zhek> Me too.
[06:15] <BlackOD> did you get laid in it?
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> that
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> i had actually gone to see skt vs stx LIVE
[06:15] <Zhek> I dreamed you would post in complete sentences.
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> i was in korea
[06:15] <ChillFanboy> it was crazy
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> and i saw my Bisu <3
[06:16] <a_flayer> awesome
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> and i saw incontrol
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> in a hotel
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> that i was staying in
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> in my dream
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> crazy shit
[06:16] == Strom- has changed nick to Strom
[06:16] <ChillFanboy> it was the best dream ever
[06:17] <Abject> beg to differ
[06:17] <uub> Wait
[06:17] <Hsab> wow that storm
[06:17] <Hsab> what
[06:17] <Hsab> :D
[06:17] <Ascoe> do u ever have dreams where u are ingame
[06:17] <uub> ChillFanboy: You slept with incontrol in a korean hopsital?
[06:17] <Ascoe> lolz
[06:17] <uub> Tell me about your dreams
[06:17] <ChillFanboy> nope
[06:17] <ChillFanboy> i met incontrol and played some BW with him
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> whilst watching skt vs stx
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> in my dream
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> boesthius was streaming it on youtube
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> in my dream
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> weirdest shit
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> cause
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> yesterday
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> i met boes on iccup, and huk v inc was playing, and skt vs stx was on my mind
[06:18] <ChillFanboy> i guess is why my dream had all those
[06:19] <ChillFanboy> seriously i dont make this up
[06:19] <ChillFanboy> this all happened in my dream
[06:19] <Abject> that's great dude
[06:19] <Abject> we are
[06:19] <Abject> really
[06:19] <Abject> really
[06:19] <Abject> proud of you
[06:19] <Abject> no joke
[06:19] <Abject> no bullshit
[06:19] <ChillFanboy> thx
[06:19] == abunai`off has changed nick to abunai`
[06:19] <Abject> seriously im not making this up
[06:19] <ChillFanboy> i know you're jealous of my dream :3
[06:20] <uub> Your dreams amaze and astound me.
[06:20] <Blades11> brb piss... livestream
[06:20] <ChillFanboy> maybe i should post a thread about it
[06:20] <Blades11> drunksc2
[06:20] <ChillFanboy> i'll be the coolest kid on TL
[06:20] <Blades11> drunksc2
[06:20] <Blades11> 1 sec
[06:20] <ChillFanboy> o man
[06:21] <uub> ChillFanboy: I beat a terran on kulas
[06:21] <uub> AND IT WASN'T A DREAM
[06:21] <IfSixWasNine> hi there
[06:21] <uub> *shocking twist*
Nony is Bonjwa
TeXasLaWDoG
Profile Joined June 2010
United States33 Posts
July 13 2010 17:46 GMT
#1916
Someone is Random banning people in IRC right now....cant get into it
"If a Lie is told enough...It becomes the Truth"
TeXasLaWDoG
Profile Joined June 2010
United States33 Posts
July 13 2010 17:49 GMT
#1917
NeverMind, problem is solved
"If a Lie is told enough...It becomes the Truth"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
July 15 2010 11:00 GMT
#1918
About Hiya vs Hero:

Vincent zegt:
needs more firebats
Austin zegt:
ACTIVATED TM 30
TM 30 CONTAINS FLAMETHROWER
TEACH FLAMETHROWER TO A POKEMON?
SORRY MAGIKARP CANNOT LEARN FLAMETHROWER
-0-
Vincent zegt:
looooool
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
July 23 2010 11:49 GMT
#1919
[13:45] <@TA|deL> well
[13:45] <@TA|deL> which orifice do I get if the date goes well?
[13:45] <@TA|deL> we best plan ahead Quint
[13:45] <@Quint> alright
[13:45] <@Quint> I'll take him for friday and sunday
[13:46] <@TA|deL> I believe you're confusing 'orifice' with 'day'
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
July 26 2010 08:57 GMT
#1920
[10:53] <+s2k|Jibba> intrigue, you could loan us out to other sites
[10:53] <+s2k|Jibba> that need to be cleaned up
[10:53] <@aers> lol
[10:53] <+Nyovne> lol
[10:54] <+HCO> I'd like to thumb down gg.net
[10:54] <+s2k|Jibba> Important Announcement
[10:54] <+s2k|Jibba> TeamLiquid will no longer be covering Starcraft 2 or participating in SC2 leagues
[10:54] <+s2k|Jibba> We are now a site totally deidcated to forum moderating
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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