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Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
April 27 2010 15:50 GMT
#1861
*links to girls with big tits*
<@Nyovne> jugs
<@Nyovne> JUGS
<@Nyovne> holy shit
<@Nyovne> I wanna motorboat those
<@Milchmann> rawr wat
<@Julmust> now now Nyo, take a deep breath and hold it so you dont cum in your own mouth again
<@Milchmann> i somehow like
<@Nyovne> I actually shot cum in my eye twice already this year
<@Nyovne> damn awsome orgasms
<@Nyovne> !!
<@Milchmann> what ?
<@Nyovne> you know when youre sitting in ur chair fapping
<@Nyovne> and it explodes
<@Nyovne> way up in your face

oh nyo....
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
April 28 2010 10:31 GMT
#1862
[12:29] <innociv> there has beena a terran
[12:29] <innociv> doing 8 rax reapers
[12:29] <innociv> EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
[12:30] <wonksaggin> 8 rax reapers on 1 base?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
April 29 2010 11:43 GMT
#1863
On vent speaking to nevergg's mum
Pholon: "Speaking to you has been lovely"
Pholon: "Wait a sec did i just say lovely?"
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
April 30 2010 03:44 GMT
#1864
[23:39] <btlyger> Suna
[23:39] <btlyger> what song?
[23:39] <btlyger> gee????
[23:39] <Suna> :D no
[23:39] <btlyger> thats what im listening to right now ^.^
[23:39] <Suna> bo peep
[23:39] <Suna> i dont like gee
[23:39] <Suna> ;/
[23:39] <btlyger> bo peep?
[23:39] <btlyger> by who?
[23:39] <Suna> yes
[23:39] <Suna> ;d
[23:39] <Suna> tiara
[23:39] <FFFFFUUUU_HW> t-ara
[23:39] <Suna> t iara
[23:39] <d0da> lol this song is going to be stuck in my head all week
[23:39] <Suna> or sumfin
[23:39] <btlyger> ima look it up
[23:39] <Suna> im dancing on it on chatroulette
[23:39] <Suna> :D
[23:39] <Suna> lol
[23:39] <azn|> rofl
[23:39] <FFFFFUUUU_HW> lmao
[23:39] <btlyger> lol
[23:39] <azn|> chatroulette is so good for WTF-ing people
Nony is Bonjwa
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
April 30 2010 04:01 GMT
#1865
On April 23 2010 06:38 sirwebo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2007 16:44 mAKiTO wrote:

[20:29] makito: dronebabo did u ever post a pic of u
[20:29] dronebabo: yeah several times
[20:29] makito: lyin ass
[20:31] SonuvBob: (Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/04/19/wrampage19a1.jpg <- babo
I<3 u babo

the link isn't working

it was a picture of cho seung hee. The Virginia tech shooter
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Decker247
Profile Joined January 2010
United States44 Posts
May 01 2010 06:22 GMT
#1866
On March 28 2010 21:26 Kerotan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2010 12:43 Decker247 wrote:
<paulanater> lets see,one reason im a gay fag who luvsss boys and i wanted to see wat wud happen

<paulanater> y do u want me to cum and play wit u
sry tis nto irc but i couldnt help myself :D but its me fucknig with a dude soem dude idk whoh e is

btw it is out of text but trust me it si abotu as bad as you see it


Utter trash.

I AGREE but i was bored so ya know xD
Why Am i Bad
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-04 13:06:23
May 04 2010 03:00 GMT
#1867
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> i remember in grade 11
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> this guy named johnny ho won class president
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> because he was like just a jokeshop
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> could hardly speak english
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> but was so funny
[22:42] <hobo343> and his name is ho
[22:42] <Froadac> hey primadog
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> and everyone was behind him
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> and he was going against
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> this annoying popular girl
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> and his slogan was
[22:42] <@Chill[Hero]> 'either way a ho is gunna win'

rofl
Nony is Bonjwa
BluApex
Profile Joined May 2010
United States26 Posts
May 04 2010 21:14 GMT
#1868
why is this bump'd, the link is 404'd
I wanna be the very best
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
May 06 2010 15:32 GMT
#1869
On April 06 2010 17:12 deL wrote:
LOL Pholon talking to a spam bot on MSN:

Yolanda zegt:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Vincent zegt:
Blue
No yel--- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I laugh so hard i almost got tears in my eyes xD best one in the thread so far!!!
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 06 2010 21:10 GMT
#1870
[23:08] <Corsorang>

[23:08] <boshhead> unique`orb: we need orb love!
[23:09] <baneling> orb's either hung himself or is masturbating to that phoenix video
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Uriah
Profile Joined May 2010
France54 Posts
May 07 2010 13:18 GMT
#1871
[15:17] <sai|fon> theorycrafting in an RTS is like licking your own balls, it wont get you anywhere at all
Uriah
Profile Joined May 2010
France54 Posts
May 08 2010 08:25 GMT
#1872
Heard on goatrope's stream :
"Found a guy dead in the woods, somebody overpowered him and sucked all the blood out of his body. We think it was a bear."
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 10 2010 18:33 GMT
#1873
[20:32] <baneling`> i don't know how the overlord creep noise can give you nightmares, it's like the soothing sound of a waterfall
[20:32] <baneling`> with chunks of stuff in it
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 10 2010 19:21 GMT
#1874
[21:20] <kwaa> sawp?
[21:20] <Suna> nuffin really just the usual
[21:20] <Suna> watching sum scat movies ;d chattin n stuff
[21:20] <Suna> u
[21:20] <Suna> ?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 11 2010 10:59 GMT
#1875
Why isn't this featured anymoe D:


deL says:
omg
just imagine demuslim talking with a Sean Connery accent in this pic
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/DeMusliM
"Why yesh, I do find Vikingsh to be quite effective against Void Raysh"
"Now take off your pantsh"


loool
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 11 2010 11:32 GMT
#1876
Haha it's in my head now hahaha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 20 2010 17:28 GMT
#1877
[19:25] <@aers> you guys might find this kind of funny
[19:25] <@aers> MBC uploads kdramas to crunchyroll (they have a parternship)
[19:25] <@aers> but
[19:25] <@aers> 542268: Pink Lipstick - - PinkLipstick.E13.100127.HDTV.XViD-Kimch.avi.avi - Uploader: MBCAmerica
[19:25] <@aers> look at the filename of what they uploaded
[19:25] <@aers> they uploaded a pirated copy of their own thing
[19:25] <@aers> ....
[19:25] <@vGl-RaGe> loool
[19:26] <@mrmin123> rofl
[19:26] <@mrmin123> Wow.
[19:26] <@mrmin123> hahah
[19:26] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[19:26] <@Beyonder^^> ahah
[19:26] <@Nyovne> lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 20 2010 17:38 GMT
#1878
[19:29] <@Beyonder^^> im gonna write a hypothetical story about a man in the army.. strong, bold and brave
[19:29] <@Beyonder^^> he faced it all
[19:29] <@Beyonder^^> then he came back
[19:29] <@Beyonder^^> went on the internet
[19:30] <@Beyonder^^> and had to listen to 13 year old girls whine
[19:30] <@Beyonder^^> for hours
[19:30] <@Beyonder^^> i think it will be a bestseller
[19:30] <@IntoTheWow> hahahahaahaha
[19:30] <@IntoTheWow> sounds like the story of Kennigit
[19:30] <@Beyonder^^> oh shit
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
May 20 2010 19:14 GMT
#1879
21:11:26 [@disciple_] lolol, chinese girls are just... basically I put on my fb wall that I'm disappointed by the fact no girl gave me a birthday blowjob. A couple of hours after that I get a PM by a chinese girl, a friend of mine saying (its all in german) "I had no idea what a blowjob was so I search the german-english dictionary but it wasnt there, so I googled it...."
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-23 05:43:54
May 23 2010 04:54 GMT
#1880
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow> CSheep
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow> why quit
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow> don't quit
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow>
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow> you left me alone with soyuboomb
[00:42] <@IntoTheWow> i was scared
[00:42] <@CSheep> sowwy!
[00:42] <@CSheep> my internet died
[00:42] <@CSheep> i didnt mean to man, i didnt mean to
[00:42] * CSheep hugs ITW, eats him arms.
[00:43] <@CSheep> *his, even
[00:43] <@IntoTheWow> nooo
[00:43] <@IntoTheWow> not my arms
[00:43] <@IntoTheWow> i need them to masturbate
[00:44] <@CSheep> im just helping you become more creative
[00:44] <@CSheep> you never know what you might discover!

Oh oops I'm an idiot sorry. Thanks pachi :<
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
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