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ghen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1356 Posts
May 23 2010 12:37 GMT
#1881
On April 06 2010 21:23 Pholon wrote:
<flicky> We really need a name for trading tech-labs and reactors
<Pholon> The big switchemaroo
<deL> snowballing
<Pholon> ...have you seen Clerks?
<flicky> hehe
<deL> yer
<Pholon> then maybe not?
<deL> I don't remember it, why though?
<Pholon> Watching it you'll find out its a term for when a girl spits it back in your face after a beejay
<deL> no it's where they swap it
<deL> in each others' mouths
<deL> hence why it's appropriate
<deL> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
<Pholon> awww man
<Pholon> "gokkun" is actually purple for me on that page
<Pholon> >_>
<deL> LOL
<deL> why not simply add-on swap
<Pholon> I think snowballing is a catchy term
<Pholon> dude
<Pholon> if we popularize this
<Pholon> imagine the reaction at blizzard
<deL> LOL
<Pholon> let's start @ irc quotes topic
<Pholon> and go from there


This needs to happen. Forevermore switching buildings for addons is called Snowballing!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
May 23 2010 18:16 GMT
#1882
[14:04] <@intrigue_> anyone else ever yhink
[14:04] <@intrigue_> that there simply aren't enough pringles
[14:04] <@intrigue_> in one can
[14:04] <@CptCuddlesworth> sup fatty
[14:04] <@CptCuddlesworth> I mean intrigue_
[14:05] <@intrigue_> there is about 100
[14:05] <@intrigue_> consistently 100
[14:05] <@CptCuddlesworth> you should count them man
[14:05] <@CptCuddlesworth> every time
[14:05] <@CptCuddlesworth> and then write a letter about it
[14:05] <@vGl-RaGe> pringles suck imo
[14:07] <@mahnini> how are you supposed to eat pringles
[14:07] <@mahnini> do you bite it in half or just stick the whole thing in your mouth
[14:08] <@CptCuddlesworth> my mouth's too small
[14:08] <@CptCuddlesworth> I try to get them in as a whole
[14:09] <@CptCuddlesworth> and it papercuts the sides of my mouth
[14:09] <@CptCuddlesworth> =(
[14:12] <@Beyonder^^> i just only read the above sentences
[14:12] <@Beyonder^^> and was like
[14:12] <@Beyonder^^> why would a penis papercut?
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 23 2010 19:57 GMT
#1883
[21:49] <@deekay> fuck
[21:49] <@deekay> i need change
[21:49] <@deekay> in my fucking life
[21:49] <@deekay> or some weed
[21:49] <@deekay> or alcohol
[21:49] <@deekay> yeah
[21:49] <@deekay> one of those three would do just dandy
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 25 2010 11:08 GMT
#1884
[13:06] dude know what would be sick
[13:06] if you could NAME your 2v2 and 3v3 teams in SC2
[13:06] instead of just being the 3 player names
[13:07] ;D
[13:07] agreed lol
[13:07] The Four Skins
[13:07] for a 4v4 team
[13:07] >_>
[13:07] rofl
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 25 2010 15:13 GMT
#1885
[16:51] <@Beyonder^^> 3v3 with random allies is impossible
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> opponents go 3 zerg
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> you get 18 lings
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> 1 ally newbie = omaha beach
[17:08] <@decaf> hahaha
[17:12] <@flamewheel> \o/
[17:12] <@Nyovne> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
May 27 2010 20:11 GMT
#1886
[15:09] <@boesthius> shauni i feel like u dont appreciate anything
[15:09] <@boesthius> except animu
[15:09] <@boesthius> and little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> whats wrong with liking little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> everybody likes little girls
God Bless
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 28 2010 19:06 GMT
#1887
[15:04] <@motbob> what the fuck
[15:04] <@motbob> no one on stars is on TLPD
[15:05] <@motbob> wait no
[15:05] <@motbob> i was looking at TSLD
[15:05] <@motbob> woooooooooow i am a noob
Moderator。◕‿◕。
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
June 03 2010 12:03 GMT
#1888
I was eating hamburgers and someone started flaming me on boes' stream

8:54 melroseman: why dont u turn off that devil music mrhoon
8:55 melroseman: ....
8:56 melroseman: dont you know having slitty eyes makes you see better?
dats racist
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
June 14 2010 15:56 GMT
#1889
[17:54] <Jambam> in PvP if he 3 gates, does anyone know what gay porn sites hes watching?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
June 17 2010 17:39 GMT
#1890
[13:37] <@Shauni-> I'm not a strange person
[13:37] <@Hcorp> wat
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
June 18 2010 23:15 GMT
#1891
this thread's so dead x_X

[19:14] <tehpanda> i ordered a tlshirt like two years ago
[19:14] <Teferi__> LOL
[19:14] <clowjs> i haz TL shirt
[19:14] <clowjs> <3
[19:14] <clowjs> i iz BLU
[19:14] <tehpanda> it had a pony on it so it got mixed up w/ my sisters laundry then she moved
[19:14] <clowjs> it*
[19:14] <tehpanda> so now its gone forever
Nony is Bonjwa
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 23:40:49
June 19 2010 23:39 GMT
#1892
Feature this thread!

ruskie: listening to new eminem
ruskie: and waiting for girl to come online
ruskie: i dont thin
ruskie: k
ruskie: i can be anymore emo than this
LeperKahn: could be listening to my chemical romance
ruskie: that's not emo
ruskie: that's just taking it up the batty
pralz: could be writing poetry
pralz: about ravens
ruskie: LOL
LeperKahn: lol
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Challe
Profile Joined June 2010
Afghanistan58 Posts
June 20 2010 00:08 GMT
#1893
ROFL
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
June 22 2010 11:15 GMT
#1894

[21:05] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #teamliquid
[21:05] <htq____> need some money ? click here and make some --> http://www.dshini.net/de/spage/29a24a5e-a56c-9774-2d87-b9c015ea8ed2
[21:05] <aupStar> eww
[21:06] <Foxor> oh yea
[21:06] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has left #teamliquid
[21:06] <Foxor> FREE MONEYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[21:06] <aupStar> damn
[21:06] <comradesven> WHERE TELL ME QUICK
[21:06] <aupStar> he ran before ban
[21:06] <aupStar> lol
[21:06] <@Nyovne> indd
[21:06] <@Nyovne> fag
[21:06] <@Nyovne> just tabbed back in
[21:06] * Nyovne sets mode: +b *!~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
[21:06] <@Nyovne> cant run from me though
[21:06] <aupStar> woooo
[21:07] <aupStar> yayy
[21:07] <aupStar> go nyovone
[21:07] <aupStar> lol
[21:07] <@Nyovne> ^^;
[21:07] <@Nyovne> I love food shows
[21:07] <FV|Kalismist> Nyovne I dont have sc/bw installed right now and I need to sort this out. My memory seems to be fucked beyond anything I've experianced.
[21:07] <@vGl-CoW> i clicked that link and im literally a millionaire now
[21:07] <@Nyovne> is Top Chef
[21:07] <@Nyovne> any good
[21:07] <@Nyovne> ?
[21:07] <FV|Kalismist> not worth dl
[21:07] <@Nyovne> haha FV|Kalismist
[21:07] <@Nyovne> dont do drugss
[21:07] * DubSoldier (quick@88-196-190-222-dsl.trt.estpak.ee) has joined #teamliquid
[21:07] <@Nyovne> like cow
[21:07] <FV|Kalismist> I did alchohol!
[21:07] <@Nyovne> ull end up
[21:07] <@Nyovne> clicking those links
[21:08] <@Nyovne> thats like rock bottom

<@Nyovne> ull end up
<@Nyovne> clicking those links
<@Nyovne> thats like rock bottom
<@vGl-CoW> i clicked that link and im literally a millionaire now
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 11:16:19
June 22 2010 11:16 GMT
#1895
[13:06] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #teamliquid
[13:06] <htq____> need some money ? click here and make some --> http://www.dshini.net/de/spage/29a24a5e-a56c-9774-b9c015ea8ed2
[13:06] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has left #teamliquid
[13:06] <Foxor> FREE MONEYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[13:06] <comradesven> WHERE TELL ME QUICK
[13:07] <FV|Kalismist> Nyovne I dont have sc/bw installed right now and I need to sort this out. My memory seems to be fucked beyond anything I've experianced.
[13:08] <@Nyovne> dont do drugss
[13:08] <@Nyovne> like cow
[13:08] <@Nyovne> ull end up
[13:08] <@Nyovne> clicking those links
[13:08] <@Nyovne> thats like rock bottom
[13:07] <@vGl-CoW> i clicked that link and im literally a millionaire now
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
June 22 2010 12:53 GMT
#1896
<ils> Dirty Terran
<ils> Dirty Protoss
<ils> -_-
<ils> my worst
<ils> enemies>
<mrmin123> you're dirtier
<ils>
<mrmin> _ _
<ils> manner please
<mrmin> dog manner
<ils> I'm the cleanest terran in the world
<mrmin> looool he said he was clean but he's playing terran
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
June 23 2010 04:11 GMT
#1897
you guys are mean
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-23 07:23:03
June 23 2010 07:22 GMT
#1898
On June 15 2010 00:56 Nyovne wrote:
[17:54] <Jambam> in PvP if he 3 gates, does anyone know what gay porn sites hes watching?

LOL that's hilarious hahaah

edit: new quotE!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 23 2010 08:04 GMT
#1899
On June 23 2010 13:11 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
you guys are mean

Your signature is mean!
...but funny.

[04:02] yes, flash was murdered by the KT coach after losing to jaedong
[04:02] the flash you know and love is a rbot
[04:02] robot
[04:02] build by STX
[04:02] built*
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-23 09:30:47
June 23 2010 09:29 GMT
#1900
this is not featured because of how lame these quotes are getting.
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
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