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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 12 2010 03:43 GMT
#1841
On April 06 2010 17:12 iCCup.deL wrote:
LOL Pholon talking to a spam bot on MSN:

Yolanda zegt:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Vincent zegt:
Blue
No yel--- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


looooooooooool
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
creditcruncher
Profile Joined April 2010
American Samoa5 Posts
April 12 2010 04:08 GMT
#1842
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 16 2010 11:15 GMT
#1843
[08:52] <@Grobyc> just finished installing my new gamepad for my comp
[08:57] <@deL> can you irc with it
[08:57] <@Grobyc> i dont think so lol
[08:57] <@deL> beat the irc end boss
[08:57] <@deL> hint: it's Nyovne after going without sex for 3 months
[08:59] <@Grobyc> oh shit
[08:59] <@Grobyc> has anyone beaten him before?
[08:59] <@Grobyc> or is it like the megaman series where it just doesnt happen


Haha Del <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 17 2010 20:47 GMT
#1844
[22:44] <Nub__> i always wanted to see someone GG with forcefields
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
April 19 2010 21:09 GMT
#1845
about: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120306


Flicky says:
Someone said to me "So is Pholon English or something?"
"What, no he's dutch"
"oh, how come he's in the tournament then?"
"Clogshire?!?"
"HAHA, Oops, he got me ><"


bwahaha
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
April 20 2010 01:01 GMT
#1846
from #teamliquidtrivia

[02:25:03] <@HotBid> WHO IS THE SEXUALLY REPRESSED 18YO BRUNETTE FROM NBC'S COMEDY "COMMUNITY"
[02:25:04] *** HotBid sets mode: -m
[02:25:06] <SpiritoftheTunA> me
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 20 2010 09:39 GMT
#1847
[02:37] <Grobyc> holy shit
[02:37] <Grobyc> http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Zona
[02:37] <CSheep> lose probe to marines in open ground
[02:37] <Grobyc> i think that is the most amount of posts
[02:37] <Grobyc> ive seen in one week
[02:37] <Grobyc> by far
[02:37] <CSheep> that is many posts yes
[02:37] <Mystlord> LOL
[02:37] <Mystlord> Wtf
[02:37] <Grobyc> jesus
[02:37] <Grobyc> kona 2x
[02:37] <Mystlord> The new fucking kona
[02:38] <CSheep> ban imo
[02:38] <CSheep> kona
[02:38] <CSheep> zona
[02:38] <Grobyc> lol
[02:38] <CSheep> coincidence? i think not
[02:38] <Mystlord> LOL
[02:38] <Grobyc> AHAHAAH
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 20 2010 12:14 GMT
#1848
On April 20 2010 06:09 Pholon wrote:
about: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120306

Show nested quote +

Flicky says:
Someone said to me "So is Pholon English or something?"
"What, no he's dutch"
"oh, how come he's in the tournament then?"
"Clogshire?!?"
"HAHA, Oops, he got me ><"


bwahaha

LOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Clow
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Brazil880 Posts
April 21 2010 16:21 GMT
#1849
[13:19] <boshhead> I need sex with orb
[13:19] <boshhead> where is orb!
[13:19] <Clow> (boshhead): he's gonna miss the hole and rage
[13:19] <boshhead> my hole is impossible to miss.
[13:19] <boshhead> umm..
[13:19] <Clow> oh
[13:19] <Clow> is it that big
[13:19] <boshhead> I retract that comment.
[13:19] <Clow> lol
[13:20] <Slashkick> too late
(–_–) CJ Entusman #33
sirwebo
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 22 2010 21:38 GMT
#1850
On April 30 2007 16:44 mAKiTO wrote:

[20:29] makito: dronebabo did u ever post a pic of u
[20:29] dronebabo: yeah several times
[20:29] makito: lyin ass
[20:31] SonuvBob: (Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/04/19/wrampage19a1.jpg <- babo
I<3 u babo

the link isn't working
whiterabbit
Profile Joined June 2009
2675 Posts
April 25 2010 17:12 GMT
#1851
Laughing for a hour or so... awesome topic.
NUTELLA y u no make me skinny?!?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 26 2010 01:12 GMT
#1852
[02:53] <@FragKrag> she can't go ;_;
[02:53] <@Roffles> lol
[02:53] <@Roffles> we talkin prom here?
[02:53] <@FragKrag> yes
[02:53] <@Roffles> that girl you been hittin on for the last week?
[02:54] <@FragKrag> yeah
[02:54] <@hawum__> she must have found out he had a mac

so harsh XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1845 Posts
April 26 2010 01:37 GMT
#1853
harem always brings the hate
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 26 2010 07:47 GMT
#1854
[09:45] <Kiante> Oh Nyvone, malevolant and fair moderator of this glorious channel, may i bestow upon thee a favour, that you might ban Suna that attention seeking slurry from the depths of this channel and banish her to the outlands. I ask humbly as your servant, Kiante.

Yes/No?

He asked so nicely XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
April 26 2010 08:23 GMT
#1855
On April 26 2010 16:47 Nyovne wrote:
[09:45] <Kiante> Oh Nyvone, malevolant and fair moderator of this glorious channel, may i bestow upon thee a favour, that you might ban Suna that attention seeking slurry from the depths of this channel and banish her to the outlands. I ask humbly as your servant, Kiante.

Yes/No?

He asked so nicely XD

Yes.

Can't refuse a request like that.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
April 26 2010 11:40 GMT
#1856
On April 26 2010 17:23 Harem wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 16:47 Nyovne wrote:
[09:45] <Kiante> Oh Nyvone, malevolant and fair moderator of this glorious channel, may i bestow upon thee a favour, that you might ban Suna that attention seeking slurry from the depths of this channel and banish her to the outlands. I ask humbly as your servant, Kiante.

Yes/No?

He asked so nicely XD

Yes.

Can't refuse a request like that.

... but he got the name wrong.
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 26 2010 16:18 GMT
#1857
lol! didn't even notice XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
April 26 2010 17:13 GMT
#1858
i dont think he knows what malevolent means either lol
posting on liquid sites in current year
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 27 2010 05:18 GMT
#1859
T______________T
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
April 27 2010 06:18 GMT
#1860
On April 27 2010 02:13 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
i dont think he knows what malevolent means either lol


That's one theory. I reckon he knows what 'malevolent' means, but he doesn't know what 'fair' means...
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