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Pigsquirrel
Profile Joined August 2009
United States615 Posts
March 19 2010 03:20 GMT
#1821
Found @ bash.org BUT thought it deserved to be on TL...

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.


sorry if it's a repost...
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
March 19 2010 10:04 GMT
#1822
--- Nuked ---
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
March 22 2010 05:17 GMT
#1823
I'm the new charliemurphy, no worries
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
March 23 2010 00:55 GMT
#1824
[17:38] <CSheep> jathin
[17:38] <Jathin> which is really WTFtastic
[17:38] <CSheep> why did you link to cartoon porn
[17:38] <CSheep> ?
[17:38] <FragKrag> lol
[17:39] <Jathin> supsup
[17:39] <Jathin> because you never know when shit like this is gonna become the next big thing
[17:39] <Jathin> if no one ever sent me 2 girls 1 cup on IRC
[17:39] <Jathin> I would've neve rbeen able to say "old"
[17:39] <Bento> jathin is a visionaire
[17:39] <CSheep> ill keep that in mind
[17:39] <Bento> oh what the hell
[17:39] <CSheep> next time someone tries to link me that flash
[17:39] <Jathin> a real chavez
[17:39] <Jathin> you need to expand your horizons. you never know when weird shit like this comes up in conversations at cocktail parties
[17:40] <CSheep> please invite me to these cocktail parties
[17:40] <Jathin> I had an opportunity to make fun of a chick in my undergrad who had cancer to a prof the other day
[17:40] <Jathin> and he slapped me high five
[17:40] <Jathin> that shit opens doors man
[17:40] * [BS]Elaeli has quit (Ping timeout)
[17:40] <Jathin> my career is set
[17:40] <CSheep> at itnerview
[17:40] <CSheep> hey remember me
[17:40] <CSheep> we slapped 5s
[17:40] <CSheep> about that cancer chick!
[17:40] <Jathin> naw
[17:41] <Jathin> the dude went to med school at my institution, and I did a little research
[17:41] <Jathin> his name is Bob Dudas
[17:41] <Jathin> and he was called "Do-Bob" by his elders
[17:41] * Raziel3p has quit (Ping timeout)
[17:41] <FragKrag> LOL
[17:41] <Jathin> because he was the med student who did all the scut work that no one else wanted to
[17:41] <Jathin> so I was like, "so...tell me about Do-Bob"
[17:41] <Jathin> and he was like HOLY SHIT THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO
[17:41] <Jathin> HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT
[17:41] <Jathin> I got my ways, Do-bob. I got my ways.
[17:41] <Jathin> hahaha
[17:42] <GG-zeeone> lol
[17:42] <CSheep> lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
March 27 2010 05:21 GMT
#1825
[06:13] <@HotBid> instead of xx becomes a progamer they should have
[06:13] <@HotBid> progamers tryign to be other stuff
[06:13] <@HotBid> like flash becomes a data entry typist
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
March 27 2010 15:12 GMT
#1826
[02:11] <n00b3h`bommel> I wanna see day9 in a swallow tail suit
[02:11] <n00b3h`bommel> with a tophat

Make it happen.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Decker247
Profile Joined January 2010
United States44 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 03:50:45
March 28 2010 03:43 GMT
#1827
<paulanater> lets see,one reason im a gay fag who luvsss boys and i wanted to see wat wud happen

<paulanater> y do u want me to cum and play wit u
sry tis nto irc but i couldnt help myself :D but its me fucknig with a dude soem dude idk whoh e is

btw it is out of text but trust me it si abotu as bad as you see it
Why Am i Bad
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2111 Posts
March 28 2010 12:26 GMT
#1828
On March 28 2010 12:43 Decker247 wrote:
<paulanater> lets see,one reason im a gay fag who luvsss boys and i wanted to see wat wud happen

<paulanater> y do u want me to cum and play wit u
sry tis nto irc but i couldnt help myself :D but its me fucknig with a dude soem dude idk whoh e is

btw it is out of text but trust me it si abotu as bad as you see it


Utter trash.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
March 28 2010 19:18 GMT
#1829
[12:16] <Hurricane|> she was all up in your cockpit
[12:16] <mahnini> you were all up in here cockpit
[12:16] <mahnini> also her
[12:16] <SayaSP> mahnini win
[12:16] <Hurricane|> that doesn't make sense mahnini
[12:16] <SayaSP> no
[12:17] <SayaSP> you are the idiot Hurricane|
[12:17] <Hurricane|> what
[12:17] <FragKrag> idort
[12:17] <Hurricane|> =[
[12:17] <SayaSP> YOU ARE THE IDIOT
[12:17] <SayaSP> YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK
[12:17] <FragKrag> idort
[12:17] <SayaSP> GOOD BYE
[12:17] <Hurricane|> how does a woman have a cock pit
[12:17] <FragKrag> where else would you put a cock in
[12:17] <Hurricane|> hrm
[12:17] <Hurricane|> good point
[12:17] <Hurricane|> =[
[12:17] <Hurricane|> haha point
[12:17] <FragKrag>
[12:17] <mahnini> hahaha
[12:18] <SayaSP> ............
[12:18] <SayaSP> wow
[12:18] <Hurricane|> I get it now
[12:18] <Hurricane|> sorry
[12:18] <SayaSP> that convo went so well
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5660 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-13 06:48:41
March 30 2010 00:48 GMT
#1830
EDIT: didnt realize r1ch bot kicked repeaters automatically T_T im retarded.
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
March 30 2010 19:37 GMT
#1831
[21:37] <@R1CH> wow
[21:37] <@R1CH> fuck you godaddy
[21:37] <@R1CH> i apply a 10% off coupon and the price goes up
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
March 31 2010 06:41 GMT
#1832
[08:33] <@Hurricane|> omgomgogmogmgogmgomgomgomg
[08:33] <@Hurricane|> can ultras burrow?
[08:33] <@Nyovne> yes
[08:33] <@Nyovne> LOL
[08:33] <@Hurricane|> sick
[08:33] <@Nyovne> they dig a hole like 40 meters wide
[08:33] <@Nyovne> it functions as a pittrap for thors and shit
[08:34] <@Nyovne> what you do is
[08:34] <@Nyovne> burrow ultras
[08:34] <@Nyovne> then creep over it
[08:34] <@Nyovne> so collossi
[08:34] <@Nyovne> fall in it
[08:34] <@Nyovne> and die
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> motbob
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> next time we 2v2
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> can we please turtle till i can burrow ultras in a guys base?
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> plzzzzzzzz
[08:34] <@motbob> so you're going to run ultras into someone's base and then burrow?
[08:34] <@motbob> kind of pointless imo
[08:34] <@Nyovne> pretty much
[08:34] <@Nyovne> knowing hurricane
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> yes
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> no
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> burrow right at the fact
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> so shit pops out
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> and dies
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> and we go LOLOLOLOLOL
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> then you kill them
[08:34] <@Nyovne> lmao
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> EZ game
[08:34] <@motbob> dude
[08:34] <@motbob> i swear
[08:34] <@motbob> nyovne
[08:34] <@motbob> is lying
[08:34] <@Hurricane|> I don't care
[08:35] <@motbob> why are you believing this
[08:35] <@motbob> "thors fall into burrowed ultra holes" wtf is this shit
[08:35] <@Hurricane|> DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
April 01 2010 00:03 GMT
#1833
On March 31 2010 04:37 Nyovne wrote:
[21:37] <@R1CH> wow
[21:37] <@R1CH> fuck you godaddy
[21:37] <@R1CH> i apply a 10% off coupon and the price goes up


lololol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 04 2010 17:46 GMT
#1834
@intrigue_> hey if i skip classes
@intrigue_> but watch documentaries
@intrigue_> i'm still getting an education amirite
@Kennigit> yes
@Darkzler> yes
@HydroXy> yes
@Kennigit> wow
@intrigue_> wow
@intrigue_> 3/3
Dezzimal
Profile Joined April 2009
United States148 Posts
April 05 2010 02:34 GMT
#1835
Orb has his IRC client set up to make a ping sound whenever someone says his name, and this gets played over his stream whenever that is up. Naturally this gets annoying when people start to discuss his stream and things like this happen where people don't put two and two together. ... signifies I cut out some chatter between the two lines.


[20:48] <Suna> poor orb
... *ping on orbs stream*
[20:52] <Suna> where is orb on irc?
... *ping*
[20:55] <uub> Suna: Are you watching orb's stream?
*ping*
[20:55] <Spritney> last game we played :D
[20:55] <Suna> yes uub
...
[20:59] <Suna> i love orbs stream
... *ping*
[21:13] <Suna> I wonder why orb never seem to wall of his base
*orb replies to this directly on his stream saying he hates roaches blowing up his gateways*
[21:13] <uub> Katoan: Buidl.. zealot?
[21:13] <Suna> especially against zerg
[21:13] <z0mglykhai> PLAYGUUUU!!
[21:13] <Katoan> uub, you can't, you need to kill muta with sentry
[21:13] <Suna> omg
[21:13] <Suna> ;d
[21:13] <Suna> its like hes hearing me
[21:13] <Suna> :o
[21:13] <Suna> he answered right after i typed it here
[21:13] <Suna> lol ;x
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
April 05 2010 07:30 GMT
#1836
[09:29.22] listen you fuckers
[09:29.26] i will be australias best sc2 player
[09:29.32] and take all your prize money
[09:29.37] you spelled "only" wrong
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
April 06 2010 08:12 GMT
#1837
LOL Pholon talking to a spam bot on MSN:

Yolanda zegt:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Vincent zegt:
Blue
No yel--- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
April 06 2010 08:13 GMT
#1838
On April 05 2010 16:30 Julmust wrote:
[09:29.22] <xbayrockx> listen you fuckers
[09:29.26] <xbayrockx> i will be australias best sc2 player
[09:29.32] <xbayrockx> and take all your prize money
[09:29.37] <Smileychan> you spelled "only" wrong

NOT FUNNY >:o
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
April 06 2010 12:23 GMT
#1839
We really need a name for trading tech-labs and reactors
The big switchemaroo
snowballing
...have you seen Clerks?
hehe
yer
then maybe not?
I don't remember it, why though?
Watching it you'll find out its a term for when a girl spits it back in your face after a beejay
no it's where they swap it
in each others' mouths
hence why it's appropriate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
awww man
"gokkun" is actually purple for me on that page
>_>
LOL
why not simply add-on swap
I think snowballing is a catchy term
dude
if we popularize this
imagine the reaction at blizzard
LOL
let's start @ irc quotes topic
and go from there
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Housemd
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1407 Posts
April 08 2010 22:59 GMT
#1840
On March 29 2010 04:18 FragKrag wrote:
[12:16] <Hurricane|> she was all up in your cockpit
[12:16] <mahnini> you were all up in here cockpit
[12:16] <mahnini> also her
[12:16] <SayaSP> mahnini win
[12:16] <Hurricane|> that doesn't make sense mahnini
[12:16] <SayaSP> no
[12:17] <SayaSP> you are the idiot Hurricane|
[12:17] <Hurricane|> what
[12:17] <FragKrag> idort
[12:17] <Hurricane|> =[
[12:17] <SayaSP> YOU ARE THE IDIOT
[12:17] <SayaSP> YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK
[12:17] <FragKrag> idort
[12:17] <SayaSP> GOOD BYE
[12:17] <Hurricane|> how does a woman have a cock pit
[12:17] <FragKrag> where else would you put a cock in
[12:17] <Hurricane|> hrm
[12:17] <Hurricane|> good point
[12:17] <Hurricane|> =[
[12:17] <Hurricane|> haha point
[12:17] <FragKrag>
[12:17] <mahnini> hahaha
[12:18] <SayaSP> ............
[12:18] <SayaSP> wow
[12:18] <Hurricane|> I get it now
[12:18] <Hurricane|> sorry
[12:18] <SayaSP> that convo went so well



ROFL
Fantasy is a beast
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