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rolfe
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1266 Posts
May 17 2011 17:06 GMT
#2021
[18:03:56] <oooo> theyre up to something soon, i think they are going to kill off some people

i think this guy oooo, his conspiracy theories and business ideas is one of the funniest things about the TL irc
life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously but there it is. Life finds a way
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
May 19 2011 21:26 GMT
#2022
<RatTrap> should i do my undergraduate degree in math or philosophy
<Cedstick> LOL
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
sinani206
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1959 Posts
May 20 2011 05:19 GMT
#2023
[22:14] <sinani206> are u stupid
[22:14] <Callagan> Yes
[22:14] <Callagan> I am
[22:14] <Callagan>
[22:14] <sinani206> good job
[22:15] * sinani206 slaps Callagan around a bit with a large fishbot
[22:15] <Callagan> :[
[22:15] <Juopunoumies> not very nice, sinani206
[22:15] <sinani206> now i feel bad...
[22:15] <Juopunoumies> apologize and you'll feel better, sinani206

This guy randomly starts butting in to our conversation.
lol.
literally everything is wifom just shut the fuck up
Imperator
Profile Joined June 2009
United States246 Posts
June 03 2011 05:20 GMT
#2024
[22:16] <@hawaiianpig> TL is boring today, pachi do something
[22:17] <@pachi> no
[22:17] <@pachi> im not a monkey
[22:17] <@hawaiianpig> news to me
LiquipediaAll war is deception. Think your enemy has a weakness and it becomes his strength. - Roy Mustang | CJ Entusman #55
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 17 2011 08:43 GMT
#2025
[10:38] <Endymion> my mom just walked in on me and this girl..
[10:38] <Endymion> so awkward..
[10:38] <ExoStarcraft`aw> hahahah
[10:38] <Nyovne> bwahah
[10:39] <Endymion> she walked in while we were discussing ret buying the ticket for that girl
[10:39] <Endymion> LOL
[10:39] <Nyovne> how is this walking in on you
[10:39] <Nyovne> if you arent in full throws its not walking in
[10:39] <Endymion> oh no we were in hardcore
[10:39] <Endymion> just talking during
[10:39] <Nyovne> wait what
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19178 Posts
June 18 2011 15:57 GMT
#2026
<@Pholon> jesus nipples peanut butter
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-04 17:00:15
July 04 2011 16:41 GMT
#2027
Speak it's name to summon it!

[19:39:03] [@grnp] kellymilkis
[19:39:06] ::: join: (Milkis[Laptop]) (~Milkis@c-66-33-71-291.hsd1.il.comcast.net)

edit: Must keep this thread alive -.-
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
July 08 2011 10:10 GMT
#2028
makoivis> liking korean dramas does not make you gay.
<Krivvan> you're right, liking dramas does
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-19 12:08:11
July 14 2011 14:07 GMT
#2029
[15:28] <@Serejai> ya nice ass on that one but she can't be over 13, is she?
[15:28] <@Serejai> Shit, wrong window

[14:06] <@Nyovne> selfquotes should be bannable
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
July 14 2011 14:34 GMT
#2030
On July 14 2011 23:07 Nyovne wrote:
[15:28] <@Serejai> ya nice ass on that one but she can't be over 13, is she?
[15:28] <@Serejai> Shit, wrong window

GOLD. Looking at some jailbait eh?
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19178 Posts
July 14 2011 14:42 GMT
#2031
* Milkis[Laptop] licks Nyovne
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
July 14 2011 14:46 GMT
#2032
I laugh reading this thread more than anywhere else on TL.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Lovedrop
Profile Joined April 2010
2629 Posts
July 19 2011 11:45 GMT
#2033
[04:39] <@SirJolt> Oh, nevermind bookkeeper
[04:39] <@SirJolt> I'm probably less qualified to be a bookkeeper...
[04:40] <@pachi> STOP
[04:40] <@pachi> hammer time
[04:40] <@SirJolt> doo doo-doo-doo
[04:41] <@SirJolt> do-do
[04:41] <@SirJolt> Doooooo
[04:41] <@SirJolt> Can't chat dis
Writerundefeated thunderdome champion 。゚+.(o´・ω・`o)+.゚。イィ!! :+:+: @lubdrop
Ziken
Profile Joined August 2010
Ghana1743 Posts
July 22 2011 13:12 GMT
#2034
[18:39] <rockshock> Why the gom stream acting gay on me now
[18:39] <epp> it senses your own sexuality rockshock
[18:40] <epp> and adjusts accordingly

For the rockshock lovers >_>
Every misfortune is a blessing in disguise.
MoneyHypeMike
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada305 Posts
August 07 2011 13:37 GMT
#2035
[09:34:17] <MoneyHypeMike|L> Seltzer is way better than lindsay
[09:34:21] <vrok> everyone knows it
[09:34:24] <axy> seltzer is
[09:34:24] <axy> amazing
[09:34:28] <axy> his boobs make me horny
[09:34:31] <@keit> his
[09:34:33] <@keit> lmao
[09:34:34] <Immortal> his?
[09:34:34] <MoneyHypeMike|L> his?
[09:34:35] <MoneyHypeMike|L> LOL
[09:34:35] <Nid> his indeed
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 12 2011 01:11 GMT
#2036
[21:07] <@ZodaSoda> yeah
[21:09] <@ZodaSoda> but after the way Coach Lee (TSL) case was handled and now this
[21:09] <@ZodaSoda> the Sc2 Comitee has a terrible case of the Kespas
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
August 16 2011 06:41 GMT
#2037
[23:28] <hawaiianpig> [02:27:28] <FL|Katoan> nothing like a good wiener tbh
[23:28] <hawaiianpig> [02:27:33] <Alissy> ^

Somehow leads to...

Warning NSFW or your mind
+ Show Spoiler +

[23:32] <hawaiianpig> try playing with the area behind your balls first

then...

[23:32] <hawaiianpig> you can actually redirect ejaculate into your bladder by pressing on a point on your grundle
[23:32] <hawaiianpig> and have a dry orgasm

then...

[23:35] <hawaiianpig> please ram into my cervix a ton thank you

then...

[23:40] <hawaiianpig> you gotta hold the whole thing and really pull it to a side to shave it well divergence

and after that I got so disgusted with IRC I just left.
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
MoneyHypeMike
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada305 Posts
August 29 2011 23:05 GMT
#2038
[19:01:00] <Aelloon> i mean mac users don't really play that much
[19:01:17] <Aelloon> compared to windows users
[19:01:24] <convicious> That's because mac users usually boot into windows
[19:01:32] <Aelloon> well what's the fucking problem then
[19:01:40] <Aelloon> boot into windows then with your one mousebutton mouse
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
August 30 2011 05:23 GMT
#2039
On June 17 2011 17:43 Nyovne wrote:
[10:38] <Endymion> my mom just walked in on me and this girl..
[10:38] <Endymion> so awkward..
[10:38] <ExoStarcraft`aw> hahahah
[10:38] <Nyovne> bwahah
[10:39] <Endymion> she walked in while we were discussing ret buying the ticket for that girl
[10:39] <Endymion> LOL
[10:39] <Nyovne> how is this walking in on you
[10:39] <Nyovne> if you arent in full throws its not walking in
[10:39] <Endymion> oh no we were in hardcore
[10:39] <Endymion> just talking during
[10:39] <Nyovne> wait what

oh man, i thought irc was a safe place o.o
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
August 30 2011 22:21 GMT
#2040
In-coming all-caps:
+ Show Spoiler +
<Reuental> THEY FACED CHECKED THE BUSH WITH GAREN ON THERE TEAM
<Reuental> WHY
<Reuental> WHY
<Reuental> WHY
<Reuental> WHYW
<Reuental> HWY
<Reuental> WHY
<Reuental> WHY
<Reuental> WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
* Inschato has kicked Reuental from #teamliquidlol (DEMACIA!!
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
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