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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
June 19 2008 02:29 GMT
#861
if i could i would go back in time and bash my head in a wall instead to save myself the aggravation.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 19 2008 02:30 GMT
#862
[04:28] * Gene_ changes topic to '#teamliquid. [4:27] <Gaetele> ride me yubeee'
[04:28] <+yubee> why not something nice about me
[04:28] <Gaetele> God, Gene_'s retarded. He can't even quote me properly.
[04:28] <Gaetele> What a fucking noob >=[
[04:28] <Gaetele> He spelled yubee wrong.
[04:28] <@Gene_> i added a little spice.
[04:28] <@Gene_> a little paprika if you will
[04:28] <Gaetele> Pissing on something isn't adding spice, no matter how salty it is.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-19 02:34:36
June 19 2008 02:31 GMT
#863
There was no timetravel discussion in #teamliquid.

Ever.


This did happen though:


[04:30] <+Gaetele> Gaetele's heart - moveable parts - keep away from children under the age of 3.
[04:30] <+Gaetele> Gaetele's penis - small parts - designed for children 3 and under.


[04:31] <+yubee> kevin ur not my partner anymore
[04:31] <+Gaetele> I thought we went over that.
[04:31] <+Gaetele> I'll partner up with Kennigit.
[04:31] <+yubee> kennigit
[04:31] <+yubee> is my partner
[04:31] <+yubee> *bitch*
[04:31] <+Gaetele> Fuck you, bitch.
[04:31] <+Gaetele> Wanna go?
[04:31] <+yubee> son i will rape you 50-0
[04:32] <+yubee> i don't need your hate
[04:32] <+Gaetele> yubee where did we go wrong ;_;
[04:32] * +yubee (~chatzilla@c-67-173-145-180.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[04:32] <+Gaetele> He's got commitment issues.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-19 02:34:24
June 19 2008 02:34 GMT
#864
lol i actually missed the "pissing on it" line

this place really is just a barrel of laughs tonight
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
June 19 2008 02:34 GMT
#865
Fuck, is this "incriminate Gaetele" day or something?
aka Ghostclaws
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 19 2008 02:39 GMT
#866
[04:35] <@Gene_> what's incriminating besides the "i want 3 year olds to touch my penis"
[04:38] <+Gaetele> I don't have fucking problems.
[04:38] <+Gaetele> I don't know what you're talking about >=[
[04:38] <@Gene_> i was insinuating you were the problem
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
June 19 2008 02:40 GMT
#867
[22:40] <Gaetele> I swear if I get quoted again, babies and deer are going to die.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 19 2008 02:40 GMT
#868
Hahahahhahahahhahaaa
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 19 2008 02:43 GMT
#869
Lolllllll
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
June 19 2008 02:44 GMT
#870
I am not funny.
aka Ghostclaws
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-19 03:15:16
June 19 2008 03:12 GMT
#871
+ Show Spoiler +
[14:43] <+yubee> ugh
[14:43] <pandabearguy> to save an animated png
[14:43] <+yubee> i got fucked up last night
[14:43] <pandabearguy> hit ur head yubee?
[14:43] <+yubee> no
[14:43] <+yubee> i passed out
[14:43] <+yubee> fucking butt naked
[14:44] <+yubee> on the kitchen floor
[14:44] <pandabearguy> >___>
[14:44] <pandabearguy> im guessing only 2/3 of that story is true
[14:44] <pandabearguy> but i dont know which thirds to trust
[14:44] <@dronebabo> did your mom see you
[14:45] <+yubee> wasn't my kitchen floor
[14:45] <+yubee> there's pics man
03[14:45] * zdd (~zdd@pool-71-162-74-89.bstnma.east.verizon.net) has joined #teamliquid
[14:45] <+yubee> my dick in the air
[14:45] <+yubee> hahahaha
[14:46] <@Kennigit> wut wut in the butt
[14:46] <@Kennigit> wut wut in the butt
[14:46] <+yubee> it wouldn't fucking bother me but they all drew on me
[14:46] <+yubee> in blue sharpie
[14:46] <+yubee> i look like a smurf
[14:46] <@IntoTheWow> wut wut Kennigit!
[14:46] <+yubee> also wouldn't bother me but
[14:46] <+yubee> someone shaved off one of my eyebrows
[14:46] <+yubee> and i have to go to a funeral tomorrow


+ Show Spoiler +
[16:03] <+yubee> i don't know what looks more stupid
[16:03] <+yubee> a bandaid over my eyebrow
[16:04] <+yubee> or not having an eyebrow
[16:04] <+SayaSP> bandaid
[16:04] <XCetron> the mirror imo
[16:04] <+SayaSP> oh thats deep
[16:04] <+yubee> i don't even think that makes sense
aka Ghostclaws
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-19 03:16:38
June 19 2008 03:14 GMT
#872
LOL UB WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.

A naked one eyebrowed smurf -.-;;
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
June 19 2008 15:20 GMT
#873
[11:16] <Moltke> I knew a terrible number of Jews in Canada
[11:16] <Moltke> But haven't met one in Germany yet
[11:17] <Moltke> Well, I got along with most of them
[11:18] <Moltke> Half of them were terrified of me
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 19 2008 15:29 GMT
#874
LOLOL!! I must say, TL is the shiz when it comes to blatantly insulting people. No /facepalms on the internet see?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 19 2008 19:16 GMT
#875
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ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
June 19 2008 19:31 GMT
#876
On June 19 2008 12:14 Nyovne wrote:

A naked one eyebrowed smurf -.-;;

ahahahaha
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-20 03:59:59
June 20 2008 03:59 GMT
#877
[23:58] <Gene_> me + kate + claire(not pregnant)
[23:58] <Gene_> = awesome
[23:58] <Gene_> thats the only sensible math out of this show.
[23:58] <Meez> no jin?
[23:58] <Meez> OH WAIt
[23:58] <Meez> SHIT
[23:58] <Gene_> you mean sun?
[23:58] <Gene_> queer
[23:58] <Meez> o.o
[23:58] <Gene_> wow
[23:58] <Gene_> freudian slip much


in Lost, Kate and Claire and Sun are hot chicks(imo)

Jin is a korean man.

though this being an SC site im sure most of you know that.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
June 20 2008 04:01 GMT
#878
i dont get it
Teamliquidian townie
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 20 2008 04:25 GMT
#879
On June 19 2008 12:12 Gaetele wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[14:43] <+yubee> ugh
[14:43] <pandabearguy> to save an animated png
[14:43] <+yubee> i got fucked up last night
[14:43] <pandabearguy> hit ur head yubee?
[14:43] <+yubee> no
[14:43] <+yubee> i passed out
[14:43] <+yubee> fucking butt naked
[14:44] <+yubee> on the kitchen floor
[14:44] <pandabearguy> >___>
[14:44] <pandabearguy> im guessing only 2/3 of that story is true
[14:44] <pandabearguy> but i dont know which thirds to trust
[14:44] <@dronebabo> did your mom see you
[14:45] <+yubee> wasn't my kitchen floor
[14:45] <+yubee> there's pics man
03[14:45] * zdd (~zdd@pool-71-162-74-89.bstnma.east.verizon.net) has joined #teamliquid
[14:45] <+yubee> my dick in the air
[14:45] <+yubee> hahahaha
[14:46] <@Kennigit> wut wut in the butt
[14:46] <@Kennigit> wut wut in the butt
[14:46] <+yubee> it wouldn't fucking bother me but they all drew on me
[14:46] <+yubee> in blue sharpie
[14:46] <+yubee> i look like a smurf
[14:46] <@IntoTheWow> wut wut Kennigit!
[14:46] <+yubee> also wouldn't bother me but
[14:46] <+yubee> someone shaved off one of my eyebrows
[14:46] <+yubee> and i have to go to a funeral tomorrow


+ Show Spoiler +
[16:03] <+yubee> i don't know what looks more stupid
[16:03] <+yubee> a bandaid over my eyebrow
[16:04] <+yubee> or not having an eyebrow
[16:04] <+SayaSP> bandaid
[16:04] <XCetron> the mirror imo
[16:04] <+SayaSP> oh thats deep
[16:04] <+yubee> i don't even think that makes sense


Wow, yubee.

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
June 20 2008 06:55 GMT
#880
(01:24:26) Ancestral: I don't really understand mIRC or IRC in general, why does it keep playing the windows beep sound.
(01:24:29) Ancestral: Are it a virus?
(01:24:39) imazn: Are it a virus?
(01:24:41) imazn: wtf man
(01:24:57) Ancestral: Oh so it are or it aren't? :/
(01:25:04) imazn: .....
(01:25:07) imazn: no
(01:25:15) SayaSP: yea
(01:25:15) Ancestral: I guess it's just annoying then.
(01:25:16) SayaSP: its a virus
(01:25:19) Ancestral: SHIT
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