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[15:17:20] <+{ToT}Strafe> im now reading how kennigit was searching for his knife [15:17:22] <+{ToT}Strafe> on the subway [15:17:28] <+{ToT}Strafe> after 2 men stared at him [15:17:30] <+{ToT}Strafe> what a girl [15:17:35] <+{ToT}Strafe> ooh 2 guys stare at me [15:17:37] <+{ToT}Strafe> wheres my knife [15:17:54] <reaVer> {ToT}Strafe: tsssk [15:17:58] <reaVer> he uses it to run [15:18:03] <+GG-Artanis> he runs faster with a knife [15:18:04] <reaVer> people run faster with a knife remember? [15:18:38] <+{ToT}Strafe> eh [15:18:40] <+{ToT}Strafe> i don't [15:18:42] <Gae|Work> Duh. [15:18:43] <+{ToT}Strafe> get that joke [15:18:44] <+{ToT}Strafe> ;( [15:18:49] <reaVer> {ToT}Strafe: cs [15:18:56] <Lyset> cs, you run faster with the knife [15:18:57] <+{ToT}Strafe> o i c [15:19:02] <Lyset> old old old joke [15:19:03] <+{ToT}Strafe> good thing i didnt get it then [15:19:08] <+{ToT}Strafe> would be embarrassed if i did [15:19:09] <+{ToT}Strafe> ^^ [15:19:11] <+GG-Artanis> http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8 [15:19:20] <Gae|Work> Strafe has enough things to be embarassed about. [15:19:24] <+{ToT}Strafe> name 1 [15:19:33] <+{ToT}Strafe> except my retardedly small nipples [15:19:38] <Gae|Work> ... [15:19:43] <+{ToT}Strafe> i have really small nipples yo [15:19:47] <Gae|Work> Not what I was expecting at all. [15:19:49] <+{ToT}Strafe> i can hide them under the top of my pinky [15:19:51] <Gae|Work> Are they cute? =3 [15:20:03] <+{ToT}Strafe> every time i go swimming a girl needs to remark my nipples [15:20:07] <+GG-Artanis> I don't even get why men have nipples [15:20:12] <+GG-Artanis> no point at all [15:20:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> and then i usually reply are yours bigger? PROOF! [15:20:19] <+{ToT}Strafe> prove* [15:20:33] <+{ToT}Strafe> I think it's because at one point everyone was male/female [15:20:57] <+{ToT}Strafe> male and female are really similar [15:21:07] <+{ToT}Strafe> i think the clitoris is just a left over from the penis [15:21:20] <+{ToT}Strafe> or that the clitoris actually grew on top of the penis [15:21:23] <+{ToT}Strafe> and is now called a dickhead [15:21:24] <+{ToT}Strafe> hmmm [15:21:29] <+{ToT}Strafe> someone shoudl research this [15:21:54] <Gae|Work> ... [15:22:47] <+{ToT}Strafe> you dont agree with me?
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It's actually vice versa, males are a variant on the female genetic strain which is our basis. So the penis is an overdevelloped clitoris.
The best part was the "duh everyone knows you run faster with a knife" remark in there haha.
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[15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night [15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword
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(04:14:07) (rushz0rz) fuck she said brb and hasnt returned (04:14:16) (rushz0rz) call? (04:14:20) (yubee) she's probably going to cry (04:14:20) (+TL-H_) Fold [/QUOTE]
aahahah
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(21:46:24) (riptide) yubee, game? (21:46:32) (+yubee) what you want to play me just cause i got one eyebrow? (21:46:34) (+yubee) huh? (21:46:36) (+yubee) fuck u jerk (21:46:49) (XCetron) well at least now you can look somewhat appalled when you lose
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On June 17 2008 23:02 Lysithea wrote: [15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night [15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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On June 17 2008 23:02 Lysithea wrote: [15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night [15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword
rofl
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[05:36] <@IntoTheWow> Lol [05:36] <@IntoTheWow> SayaSP [05:36] <@IntoTheWow> bisubuild imo [05:36] <+SayaSP> ill bisubuild your fucking face argentina
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Haha so much hate, and yeah that he-man sword convo was so funny haha. I remember myself steering it into the She-Man direction along with Artanis but then it appeared Strafe wasnt on anymore ^^;;.
EL TORO
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(16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake (16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know? (16:21:51) (Xiberia) density (16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste (16:21:54) (Xiberia) color (16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel (16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel (16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg (16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong (16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND (16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL (16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net) (16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS? (16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was (16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes (16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game? (16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god (16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that (16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O (16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak (16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL (16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha
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El toro does not understand she-man joke
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Agu and bly <3.
And mr toro is a bad liar! ~~
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On June 19 2008 04:24 IntoTheWow wrote: (16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake (16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know? (16:21:51) (Xiberia) density (16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste (16:21:54) (Xiberia) color (16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel (16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel (16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg (16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong (16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND (16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL (16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net) (16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS? (16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was (16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes (16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game? (16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god (16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that (16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O (16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak (16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL (16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha
ROFL.
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[03:10] <@Gaetele> Strafe doesn't like digging for his prizes. [03:10] <@Gaetele> He likes it when they're just shoved out and presented to him. [03:10] <@Gaetele> =] [03:11] <@Gene_> hey i dont mind that either [03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> LOL [03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> HE MEANS DICKS [03:11] <@Gene_> oh [03:11] <@Gene_>  [03:11] <+{ToT}Strafe> hahaha [03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> tricked
[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> i can fuck anything [03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> that looks like a sex machine [03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> with boobs [03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> I lolled irl [03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> and spit my screen [03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> full with icecream [03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> haha [03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> i am what i like [03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> funny and dicks [03:13] <@Gene_> dick. [03:13] <@Gaetele> Oh, I was going to say that but it looks like Strafe already got to it. [03:13] <@Gaetele> =[ [03:13] <@Gene_> hahaha [03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> i seriously wonder who of you thinks [03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> i fuck ladyboys with penisses now [03:13] <@Gaetele> With penises!? [03:13] <@Gene_> lmao [03:13] <@Gaetele> They have more than one!?
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[03:29] <@Gene_> evangeline lilly [03:29] <@Gene_> is gorgeous [03:29] <@Gene_> if she ever smiled at me i think i would die [03:29] <@Gene_> all the blood rushing to my cock would leave my brain suffocating [03:30] <@Gene_> i would die nearly instantly [03:30] <@Gene_> rock hard, too.
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On June 19 2008 04:24 IntoTheWow wrote: (16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake (16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know? (16:21:51) (Xiberia) density (16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste (16:21:54) (Xiberia) color (16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel (16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel (16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg (16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong (16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND (16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL (16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net) (16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS? (16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was (16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes (16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game? (16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god (16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol (16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that (16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O (16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak (16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL (16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha holy shit i didn't even notice this even though i was right there
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Haha terrible anotak :D. No appreciation for art!
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Gene, how about time travel?
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