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Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-17 13:23:47
June 17 2008 13:23 GMT
#841
[15:17:20] <+{ToT}Strafe> im now reading how kennigit was searching for his knife
[15:17:22] <+{ToT}Strafe> on the subway
[15:17:28] <+{ToT}Strafe> after 2 men stared at him
[15:17:30] <+{ToT}Strafe> what a girl
[15:17:35] <+{ToT}Strafe> ooh 2 guys stare at me
[15:17:37] <+{ToT}Strafe> wheres my knife
[15:17:54] <reaVer> {ToT}Strafe: tsssk
[15:17:58] <reaVer> he uses it to run
[15:18:03] <+GG-Artanis> he runs faster with a knife
[15:18:04] <reaVer> people run faster with a knife remember?
[15:18:38] <+{ToT}Strafe> eh
[15:18:40] <+{ToT}Strafe> i don't
[15:18:42] <Gae|Work> Duh.
[15:18:43] <+{ToT}Strafe> get that joke
[15:18:44] <+{ToT}Strafe> ;(
[15:18:49] <reaVer> {ToT}Strafe: cs
[15:18:56] <Lyset> cs, you run faster with the knife
[15:18:57] <+{ToT}Strafe> o i c
[15:19:02] <Lyset> old old old joke
[15:19:03] <+{ToT}Strafe> good thing i didnt get it then
[15:19:08] <+{ToT}Strafe> would be embarrassed if i did
[15:19:09] <+{ToT}Strafe> ^^
[15:19:11] <+GG-Artanis> http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8
[15:19:20] <Gae|Work> Strafe has enough things to be embarassed about.
[15:19:24] <+{ToT}Strafe> name 1
[15:19:33] <+{ToT}Strafe> except my retardedly small nipples
[15:19:38] <Gae|Work> ...
[15:19:43] <+{ToT}Strafe> i have really small nipples yo
[15:19:47] <Gae|Work> Not what I was expecting at all.
[15:19:49] <+{ToT}Strafe> i can hide them under the top of my pinky
[15:19:51] <Gae|Work> Are they cute? =3
[15:20:03] <+{ToT}Strafe> every time i go swimming a girl needs to remark my nipples
[15:20:07] <+GG-Artanis> I don't even get why men have nipples
[15:20:12] <+GG-Artanis> no point at all
[15:20:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> and then i usually reply are yours bigger? PROOF!
[15:20:19] <+{ToT}Strafe> prove*
[15:20:33] <+{ToT}Strafe> I think it's because at one point everyone was male/female
[15:20:57] <+{ToT}Strafe> male and female are really similar
[15:21:07] <+{ToT}Strafe> i think the clitoris is just a left over from the penis
[15:21:20] <+{ToT}Strafe> or that the clitoris actually grew on top of the penis
[15:21:23] <+{ToT}Strafe> and is now called a dickhead
[15:21:24] <+{ToT}Strafe> hmmm
[15:21:29] <+{ToT}Strafe> someone shoudl research this
[15:21:54] <Gae|Work> ...
[15:22:47] <+{ToT}Strafe> you dont agree with me?
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
June 17 2008 13:56 GMT
#842
It's actually vice versa, males are a variant on the female genetic strain which is our basis. So the penis is an overdevelloped clitoris.

The best part was the "duh everyone knows you run faster with a knife" remark in there haha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
June 17 2008 14:02 GMT
#843
[15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night
[15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 17 2008 15:00 GMT
#844
(04:14:07) (rushz0rz) fuck she said brb and hasnt returned
(04:14:16) (rushz0rz) call?
(04:14:20) (yubee) she's probably going to cry
(04:14:20) (+TL-H_) Fold
[/QUOTE]

aahahah
XK ßubonic
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 18 2008 01:51 GMT
#845
(21:46:24) (riptide) yubee, game?
(21:46:32) (+yubee) what you want to play me just cause i got one eyebrow?
(21:46:34) (+yubee) huh?
(21:46:36) (+yubee) fuck u jerk
(21:46:49) (XCetron) well at least now you can look somewhat appalled when you lose
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
June 18 2008 02:21 GMT
#846
On June 17 2008 23:02 Lysithea wrote:
[15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night
[15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32271 Posts
June 18 2008 02:31 GMT
#847
On June 17 2008 23:02 Lysithea wrote:
[15:59:05] <@Kennigit> so my mom phoned me last night
[15:59:16] <@Kennigit> to tell me that she found my he-man sword



rofl
Moderator<:3-/-<
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 18 2008 03:38 GMT
#848
[05:36] <@IntoTheWow> Lol
[05:36] <@IntoTheWow> SayaSP
[05:36] <@IntoTheWow> bisubuild imo
[05:36] <+SayaSP> ill bisubuild your fucking face argentina
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-18 12:59:36
June 18 2008 12:59 GMT
#849
Haha so much hate, and yeah that he-man sword convo was so funny haha. I remember myself steering it into the She-Man direction along with Artanis but then it appeared Strafe wasnt on anymore ^^;;.

EL TORO
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32271 Posts
June 18 2008 19:24 GMT
#850
(16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake
(16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know?
(16:21:51) (Xiberia) density
(16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste
(16:21:54) (Xiberia) color
(16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel
(16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel
(16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg
(16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong
(16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
(16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND
(16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL
(16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net)
(16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS?
(16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was
(16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes
(16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game?
(16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god
(16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that
(16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O
(16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak
(16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL
(16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha
Moderator<:3-/-<
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 18 2008 20:17 GMT
#851
El toro does not understand she-man joke
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
June 18 2008 23:41 GMT
#852
Agu and bly <3.

And mr toro is a bad liar! ~~
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
June 18 2008 23:45 GMT
#853
On June 19 2008 04:24 IntoTheWow wrote:
(16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake
(16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know?
(16:21:51) (Xiberia) density
(16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste
(16:21:54) (Xiberia) color
(16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel
(16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel
(16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg
(16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong
(16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
(16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND
(16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL
(16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net)
(16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS?
(16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was
(16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes
(16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game?
(16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god
(16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that
(16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O
(16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak
(16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL
(16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha




ROFL.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-19 01:15:18
June 19 2008 01:14 GMT
#854
[03:10] <@Gaetele> Strafe doesn't like digging for his prizes.
[03:10] <@Gaetele> He likes it when they're just shoved out and presented to him.
[03:10] <@Gaetele> =]
[03:11] <@Gene_> hey i dont mind that either
[03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> LOL
[03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> HE MEANS DICKS
[03:11] <@Gene_> oh
[03:11] <@Gene_>
[03:11] <+{ToT}Strafe> hahaha
[03:11] <@TL-Nyovne> tricked

[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> i can fuck anything
[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> that looks like a sex machine
[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> with boobs
[03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> I lolled irl
[03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> and spit my screen
[03:12] <@TL-Nyovne> full with icecream
[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> haha
[03:12] <+{ToT}Strafe> i am what i like
[03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> funny and dicks
[03:13] <@Gene_> dick.
[03:13] <@Gaetele> Oh, I was going to say that but it looks like Strafe already got to it.
[03:13] <@Gaetele> =[
[03:13] <@Gene_> hahaha
[03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> i seriously wonder who of you thinks
[03:13] <+{ToT}Strafe> i fuck ladyboys with penisses now
[03:13] <@Gaetele> With penises!?
[03:13] <@Gene_> lmao
[03:13] <@Gaetele> They have more than one!?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
June 19 2008 01:19 GMT
#855
TOROOOOOOOOOO
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
June 19 2008 01:31 GMT
#856
[03:29] <@Gene_> evangeline lilly
[03:29] <@Gene_> is gorgeous
[03:29] <@Gene_> if she ever smiled at me i think i would die
[03:29] <@Gene_> all the blood rushing to my cock would leave my brain suffocating
[03:30] <@Gene_> i would die nearly instantly
[03:30] <@Gene_> rock hard, too.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
June 19 2008 02:01 GMT
#857
On June 19 2008 04:24 IntoTheWow wrote:
(16:21:43) (@IntoTheWow) Ok whats the difference between 20.000 pounds of steel and 20.000 pounds of cake
(16:21:49) (@IntoTheWow) do you know?
(16:21:51) (Xiberia) density
(16:21:52) (Xiberia) taste
(16:21:54) (Xiberia) color
(16:21:54) (@zulu_nation8) incontrol cant eat 20000 pounds of steel
(16:22:00) (@IntoTheWow) Incontrol can't eat 20.000 pounds of steel
(16:22:01) (@IntoTheWow) OMFg
(16:22:01) (pandabearguy) zulu: wrong
(16:22:05) (@IntoTheWow) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
(16:22:05) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:07) (@IntoTheWow) HIVE MIND
(16:22:08) (@zulu_nation8) LOL
(16:22:09) —› join: (anotak) (~bob@adsl-074-183-146-019.sip.mgm.bellsouth.net)
(16:22:09) (@zulu_nation8) SERIUS?
(16:22:10) (@IntoTheWow) I was
(16:22:11) (@IntoTheWow) yes
(16:22:13) (anotak) anyone game?
(16:22:14) (@IntoTheWow) I swear to god
(16:22:16) (@zulu_nation8) lol
(16:22:18) (@IntoTheWow) I was writing that
(16:22:18) (pandabearguy) =O
(16:22:19) (Xiberia) anotak
(16:22:19) (@zulu_nation8) LOOOOOOOL
(16:22:20) (@IntoTheWow) hahhaahhahahaha

holy shit i didn't even notice this even though i was right there
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
June 19 2008 02:08 GMT
#858
Haha terrible anotak :D. No appreciation for art!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
June 19 2008 02:13 GMT
#859
hahahahahaha
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
June 19 2008 02:24 GMT
#860
Gene, how about time travel?
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